Dad's life

Just.

Xu Jianhua had just taken out his mobile phone, but before the alarm call was dialed, Yu Yu had already rushed to him.

No matter what you say.

There is a big difference between those who have practiced and those who have not.

Just like Yu Yu's speed, most people are really not as fast as her. Looking at Yu Yu who suddenly appeared in front of him, Xu Jianhua hesitated for a moment and honestly put his phone in his pocket.

Later.

He subconsciously acted like he was caught by the police in a private room of a bathing center when he was young.

Fingers crossed.

Put your hands around your head and squat down consciously.

Probably feeling that his crouching position could not hide his mysterious face, he even took a few steps toward the wall until he was pressed against the wall. Xu Jianhua's restless heart seemed to have gained some sense of security, and he finally had the courage to speak.

Courage, said: "First of all, we agreed that we are not allowed to slap in the face or slap the back of the head. I have been slapped twice by you just now. If you slap me again, my brains may spurt out from my nostrils."

"..."

Saw this scene.

Yu Yu is really embarrassed to do it.

After all, this old guy, whether he is squatting or holding his hands around the back of his neck, is too standard.

The standards were so high that one could tell at a glance that he had given up resistance. However, Yu Yu had no intention of letting Xu Jianhua go because Yu Yu remembered clearly that the old man had scolded her just now. Yu Yu raised his feet, and then her feet

Before he kicked Xu Jianhua, Xu Jianhua actually reacted like the Supreme Treasure in "Westward Journey".

Xu Jianhua shouted, "It's best not to fight anywhere."

While shouting.

Xu Jianhua also ran out while covering his head.

This miserable appearance is really amazing.

"Be honest"

Yu Yu snorted coldly.

When Yu Yu asked him to be honest, Xu Jianhua actually became honest. He didn't run or move, and he didn't make any frightened shouts.

He hugged his chest with his hands and stood there in a daze.

"Should I get a marriage certificate!?"

Yu Yu stretched out a little finger, put it on Xu Jianhua's chin, and then slowly raised his head.

The moment their eyes met, Yu Yu saw the tears that had not disappeared in Xu Jianhua's eyes. She wanted to laugh a little, but Xu Jianhua was stared at by her gaze, and his body honestly trembled again.

Being beaten one after another.

The bones are very bad.

Xu Jianhua, who was very old, had an inexplicable psychological shadow on Yu Yu.

It is estimated that only Lao Wang from the Finance Department can understand his mentality, because it feels exactly like his mentality when he heard that Xu Jianhua was going to remarry and he had to follow the gang.

"I"

Xu Jianhua just wanted to refuse.

But when she met Yu Yu's gaze, she swallowed the words that came to her lips.

Immediately.

When Yu Yu was surprised, Xu Jianhua stretched out his hand and spread her out. His expression was very calm, without the fear and fear just now, as if the person squatting on the kitchen floor with his head in his arms was another person. Xu Jianhua casually wiped the moisture from his eyes and said with an extremely calm expression.

In a tone of voice, he said, "After arguing with you for a while, you still take it seriously, Yu Yu, let me tell you the truth, of course I can't marry you...it's not impossible, but first you have to ensure that you can't do anything in the future. This is a necessary condition, and it's also

Prerequisite, if you can't do this, then don't talk to me. Although I, Xu Jianhua, am not a great person, I have seen Wen Tianxiang live as a hero and die as a ghost, so don't scare me."

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"This quote comes from Li Qingzhao's "Summer Quatrains""

Yu Yu corrected.

"It's not important"

Xu Jianhua was not embarrassed at all by using the wrong verse. Instead, he waved his hand casually, exposing this innocuous little mistake and continued, "Of course, not taking action is just one of them. There are seven or eight more below. Are you sure you want to listen!?

”

"Say"

Not only was Yu Yu not impatient, but he asked with great interest.

"First, you can't do anything. Second, you... after you get married, you want to drive your Audi for me. Don't look at me like this. At our age, marriage is a business. Since you want to sell... marry

Naturally, I have to follow my standards. After all, in a marriage, the person who takes the initiative is often in a weak position. You have to establish your weak position now. Of course, although you are in a weak position, I, Xu Jianhua, am also the director of a company.

And if you have a higher education, you will definitely not experience domestic violence."

Xu Jianhua automatically ignored Yu Yu and rolled his eyes several times.

What he said was not an exaggeration.

Just the position needs to be reversed.

But these are all trivial matters. Xu Jianhua doesn't care at all. As long as Yu Yu doesn't take action, he will naturally not take action, because it is useless and will only lead to more painful beatings. Xu Jianhua continued, "Third, my salary does not need to be paid."

Hand over, don’t say how much pocket money you give me a month, what’s mine is mine, and the money you earn from teaching your children is also mine. After all, once we get the marriage certificate, we belong to the couple, and the couple has not divided anything between them.

”

"What else!?"

There is something wrong with Yu Yu’s eyes.

The signals revealed gradually become dangerous.

"Fourth, we must treat Ziyun and Ziyun as well as Han Hui. We are not allowed to hit or scold us. If we occasionally make small mistakes, we must give priority to guidance, and our voices must be controlled within the normal range."

Xu Jianhua said seven or eight things.

Sure enough, there are seven or eight, and there are more. He thought for a moment and then said, "Fifth, you can get a marriage certificate, but you can't hold a wedding banquet, otherwise everyone will know... others will be jealous that I have a good wife. Sixth

, I am very lazy and don’t care much about cleanliness, but you can’t use this as an argument. When you see smelly socks falling on the ground, just pick them up, wash them, and hang them on the balcony to dry. Seventh, you can’t go against my will.

Make some unreasonable demands, such as I am very tired today and my body is very tired. You have practiced martial arts and your body is naturally in good shape, but you cannot use your physical standards as a woman to measure the body of an almost fifty-year-old man like me."<

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"Say"

Yu Yu couldn't control herself.

Her speaking voice has shown a tendency to be flammable and explosive.

"Look"

Xu Jianhua quickly stopped saying the eighth point, but pointed at Yu Yu and said, "Your temper is always like this. Even if we are talking about business, you can't control your emotions. Yu Yu, be calm and don't let it happen."

Emotions control your hands and feet, and you can't live too emotionally. Then you... It doesn't matter, but I will probably be fucked by you and end up in the hospital. If you can't even do the most basic restraint of emotions, put yourself in your shoes and let you

Thinking about it from my standpoint, I, Xu Jianhua, live in a villa and have such good material conditions. Why should I marry a woman who likes to do things as my wife? What is needed for marriage? It may not necessarily be harmonious, but it will never let the other person live in it.

Be afraid! From an objective point of view, your age is here, and although I am also older, I have such good financial conditions that I can marry someone under the age of 20. But as long as I want to, it is no exaggeration.

Speaking of which, there are a lot of women around the age of thirty, so..."

Xu Jianhua is not done yet.

Yu Yu, who couldn't bear it anymore, chose not to endure it anymore.

She rushed to Xu Jianhua and slapped him.

After slapping the back of the head and slapping the arms, Yu Yu used all five fingers to the extreme. Xu Jianhua screamed and shouted stop.

Just.

At this time, Yu Yu was already angry with him as a "30-year-old woman."

After a while.

Xu Jianhua returned to the squatting position just now.

And compare with just now.

This time it is undoubtedly much more real.

Because Xu Jianhua howled "ah yo, ah yo".

What came out at the same time as the miserable howl was Xu Jianhua's curse that overturned eighteen generations of Yu Yu family ancestors.