Dad's life

Monday.

Morning.

The little fairy Zhou Sining did not come to 301.

Li Mu, who was making breakfast in the kitchen, actually heard one or two knocks on the door, but then there was no movement.

He opened the door in confusion.

I happened to see Teacher Zhou dragging the reluctant little fairy back.

The two of them looked at each other across a distance of two or three square meters between 301 and 302, but said nothing.

Li Mu responded with a polite smile.

Teacher Zhou pursed her red lips and nodded gently.

Then, just like when they first met, they closed the door and went about their own lives.

After breakfast with my son.

Li Mu sent him to the school gate. After his son went up the stairs alone and disappeared from sight, Li Mu drove to the company.

His company is relatively far from the school.

It takes about thirty minutes to drive,

Sometimes if there is a traffic jam, it may take forty-five minutes, but he goes to work at nine o'clock, so he is not in a hurry.

Arriving at the building garage, Li Mu parked the car.

"Hey, isn't this a good man?"

At this time.

An Audi car parked on the left side of Li Mu. Xu Jianhua stuck his head out of the car window and said with a smile, "Didn't you buy two cookbooks and study them at home during this break?"

Li Mu ignored this old boy.

I pressed the car lock and walked straight past him.

"You young people are so rude if you don't even say hello when you meet them"

Xu Jianhua complained.

Then it quickly stuck to me like a dog-skin plaster and asked, "How's it going? Didn't the blind date succeed again this week?"

Li Mu stumbled and almost fell.

The briefcase in his hand fell directly to the ground. He bent down to pick up the things. Li Mu stared at the old boy Xu Jianhua with a surprised look.

"Don't look at me like that"

Xu Jianhua chuckled and said, "From the depressed expression on your face, I know what you did this week?"

Speaking of which.

Xu Jianhua reached out and patted Li Mu on the shoulder and said, "I asked you to go cool with me, but you refused to go. Do you know who I met at the bar on Friday night!?"

"Your wife's best friend"

Li Mu said without thinking.

Xu Jianhua's eyes were suffocated.

I feel like I am no longer mysterious in front of Li Mu.

"Yes"

Xu Jianhua clapped his palms and said excitedly, "But you must have never imagined that my wife's new best friend this time is only 28 years old."

Li Mu said nothing.

Xu Jianhua's youthful age is 28, not 16.

But twenty-eight years old.

If he said he was twenty-nine or thirty-eight, he must be twenty-nine or thirty-eight.

As for describing women of such an old age, do you have to use the prefix "Fang Ling"? That's because these women, who are still older in the eyes of others, in the eyes of Xu Jianhua, who is in his forties, they are all pink and tender girls.

.

Except age.

Those women who have never given birth are also extremely supple.

"It's a pity you didn't go with me"

After Xu Jianhua was excited, he immediately began to regret, saying, "Otherwise, these two days would have been very fulfilling and interesting. Once a man is too honest, his life will become boring and meaningless."

"Right"

Li Mu smiled and asked, "Do you know someone named Wang Yan?"

"Wang Yan?"

Xu Jianhua recalled it for a while, shook his head and said, "I don't know her, but it's useless to say her name. I have a bad memory. I generally can't remember other people's names. Just tell her what her characteristics are."

"Features?"

Li Mu frowned slightly and then said, "Her lips look a bit like Angelina Jolie"

"Oh"

Xu Jianhua heard this.

He suddenly showed a look of realization and said, "You are talking about Judy, right!? I am twenty-five this year and I just came back from overseas."

Finished.

Xu Jianhua seemed to have remembered something, and suddenly stared at Li Mu, with a rather unsteady tone and said, "She's not the one you're going to be dating, right!?"

"Yeah"

Li Mu nodded.

Then he burst out laughing.

He feels that life is full of black humor and unexpected drama.

"Really?"

Xu Jianhua asked quickly.

Seeing the serious expression on Li Mu's face, he reached out and patted his thigh hard, and said excitedly, "Great, this is a great event. You must treat us to a big dinner today at noon."

"You..."

Li Mu looked at Xu Jianhua in surprise and said, "Don't you know what she does?"

"Of course I know, Phoenix landed!?"

Xu Jianhua hurriedly said, "A professional, after you marry her, she will allow you to enjoy the most suitable longevity temperature of 38 degrees every day. Moreover, she has been taking medicine for so many years and has given birth so many times. She will definitely not be able to give birth."

The most important thing is that you know what she used to do, so you can use this as a threat to force her to agree to you bringing another son into the house, so that you can enjoy the ultimate pleasure of walking into the wife's living room and lying on the mistress's bed.

Occasionally, when the mood strikes, I sleep with a big quilt. Holy shit, this is the pinnacle of men. Did your aunt introduce it to you?"

See Li Mu looking at him in surprise.

When he was invited by Xu Jianhua to go out for the first time, he said, "My aunt asked me to go back for a blind date, so I don't have time." After that, he guessed it again and again.

Xu Jianhua said jealously, "This is a real relative. If I were you, what would you call your aunt? Just call her mother. Last time she was a pole dancer. This time she is a twenty-five-year-old Phoenix. I don't understand."

, why are you always so lucky? If it were me and you, I would have married that pole dancer long ago, just imagine"

"In the living room at night, with the lights rippling, your wife is wearing sexy clothes, dancing enchantingly around you. Do you think you are happy or happy? It's... it's so exciting that you spontaneously combust"

"You are sick"

Li Mu said the next sentence and quickly squeezed into the elevator.

Xu Jianhua was not angry and laughed.

After getting out of the elevator, he said again, "You young people are so extreme in your thinking. You always think that this is dirty or this is dirty, and you don't even think about it. How can any woman in this world be like a blank piece of paper and let you doodle on it?"

In particular, some boys just study and have several girlfriends. When they get married, they insist on asking their wives to be pure and flawless, to fall in love when they are qualified, and not to ruin other people's future wives. Li Mu, I have lived for more than 40 years, and I have

I have seen fate realize all the countless causes and effects."

"What about you?"

Li Mu suddenly stopped and turned around to ask.

"I"

Xu Jianhua was speechless for a moment.

After a long while, a smile appeared on his face that Li Mu could not see through, and he said, "I am cashing in now."

"Come to my office later and tell me your story"

Li Mu smiled and said, "It also makes me happy."

Tell the truth.

Even though Li Mu has an indifferent nature, he doesn't like to inquire about other people's private affairs.

But when facing Xu Jianhua, he still couldn't help but be curious, because in Li Mu's social circle, Xiao Zhengyang's thoughts were not twisted when he left home and still shouldered a debt of 20,000 yuan for his ex-wife.

His kind of behavior.

I can only say that loving to the extreme is humble.

What about Xu Jianhua?

This old boy’s thoughts are the most twisted and filthy that Li Mu has ever seen.

It’s not an exaggeration to describe it as a cesspool!