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Chapter 155 What is the art of offense! Tactical retreat!

"Fang Yifan!"

A loud shout shook Fang Yifan, who was in a state of confusion with thoughts and an ugly face. His head was buzzing and his face turned pale. He subconsciously blurted out, jumped up and made a running gesture: "Mom——

However, he skillfully put up a fleeing posture and yelled "fuck" at any time, and did not see his mother's figure. This time he did not jump up again to see if someone was blocking his mother's body.

Firstly, his mother is not short, she always dresses very tall, and she is much taller than his father, so it is impossible to be blocked. Secondly, he already has experience.

So when he saw everyone's stunned eyes again, he immediately looked at the person who seemed to be speaking: "You?"

"You look so stupid! I don't recognize you? Isn't the person standing in front of you the new father you chose for your mother? At that time, you were praised as the most filial son in the world! Although you are more beautiful than my mother thought, even if you are only nominally cheap , Mom is also satisfied." He Chen mocked, but the voice was neither his own nor Fangyuan's, but Tong Wenjie's.

"Damn it! It's really possible!"

"That's all right!"

"That's awesome!"

"He Chen is six!"

"With this appearance and this voice, I can do it~"

"roll!"

The students who were watching were in an uproar after realizing it later.

Although according to He Chen, everyone has studied ventriloquism in this article and knows that there were such powerful dubbing experts in ancient times, but in reality, they can not only imitate the voices of other people of the same sex, but also imitate others. The voice of the opposite sex still makes people live for a long time, it's awesome.

Thank you Fang Yifan!

Not only did they see God, but they also enjoyed a talk show.

That’s right!

It’s a talk show!

It was really interesting to interact with the guests on the spot and make fun of the offending art of the guests, who were not involved.

Of course only the audience.

Fang Yifan, who was passively participating in art, was offended. Hearing the laughter and exclamations around him, his face turned green and he felt like strangling He Chen to death.

He Chen could not only imitate his father's voice, but also imitate his mother's voice. Even if he imitated it in front of him, he didn't even react immediately.

He was so frightened that he almost ran away.

His reaction said it all.

So similar!

how so?

His "brain that always relied on wisdom to solve problems" was a bit shaky, and he couldn't understand how He Chen did it at all. His fists that "never relied on force" began to clenched again.

He Chen not only used his voice to directly slap him in the face for his previous denial of He Chen, but also used his mother's voice to mock their family.

His father's greenness, his filial piety, and his mother's words make people think about it——" A slap hit the whole family at the same time.

Poison!

He Chen is so vicious!

"Cousin, cell phone." Just when he was clenching his fist and about to make a move, his cousin Lin Leier held his hand, and his timid voice reminded him what was most important now.

He also felt relieved.

Although he wanted to punch He Chen in the face, he knew that he could not beat He Chen and would only bring humiliation to himself.

But if there is no suitable step to get off, he will be in trouble!

Young people!

Are you still called a young man if you are not full of energy?

Is it still called being angry if you don't punch him at this time?

Lin Leier held her cousin and breathed a sigh of relief.

In fact, he has discovered this pattern long ago, that is, apart from being useful on Ji Yangyang, his cousin's fists are also useful on Ji Yangyang.

The rest of the time is not easy to use at all, especially for He Chen.

That's the decathlon at the Games!

Incredibly strong body!

The only thing that can have an advantage is really relying on wisdom to win as my cousin said.

Therefore, when my cousin said the contradictory words "I never rely on force, I only rely on wisdom," others looked at my cousin as a joke. But as a cousin, he is still a genius panda cousin with a high IQ. Lin Lei'er understood.

This was actually meant for him.

Like those people who are arrogant but timid in their actions, they all shout "Don't stop me," but the translation is to stop me quickly, don't let me push on you, I'm scared.

So when he saw that his cousin was so angry that he started to clench his fists again, he grabbed the cousin who needed to be held back in time and easily stopped his cousin's 'Thunder Fury'.

Sure enough.

And he doesn't think there's anything wrong with his cousin being cowardly.

Not only will he be beaten if he really rushes forward, but if the vicious He Chen imitates the voices of his aunt and uncle again and shouts that his cousin is unfilial and dares to hit me and my mother, then he suppresses it with his backhand and scolds his cousin in the voices of his aunt and uncle.

A family-style education with sticks will turn my cousin into a complete laughing stock.

It’s still the kind of classic chant that spreads!

Of course, there is another reason, that is, he needs to hold his cousin in this way.

Otherwise, someone seemed to be able to help him recover the relics of his mother who he cared about the most. If he was indifferent, wouldn't it just illustrate the vicious He Chen's vicious slander against him?

He doesn't care that much, he's unfilial, he laughs like his cousin, and he's stupid?

No!

He absolutely cannot accept such a comment.

At this moment, his genius academic master's brain finally started to work at high speed. He grabbed his cousin and said a timid sentence, which was enough to solve all this.

"Can you really help Lei'er recover his data?" Fang Yifan kept taking deep breaths to suppress his anger and exaggeration for his cousin.

If you are not strong enough, you can only make up for it with your acting skills!

"I said it's not difficult!" He Chen did not deny it.

"Then help Lei'er, I can forgive your offense!" Fang Yifan took another deep breath and put on a righteous expression of willingness to sacrifice for family affection.

"I don't need your forgiveness!" He Chen smiled and said, "That's not called offense! That's called the art of offense! Remember! It's art! You have to know how to appreciate art! You should know this very well.

In the past, you gave nicknames to your classmates everywhere and offended them everywhere.

In the future, you are preparing to take the art exam and study art in the future.

You are born to know the art of offense!

Now I am discussing the art of offense with you, why do I need your forgiveness?"

"Don't go too far!" Fang Yifan glared at He Chen, but his eyes were on Qiao Yingzi, meaning that you, my childhood sweetheart, should speak up to smooth things over.

After all, I still have the blame on you!

"He Chen, you don't need Fang Yifan's forgiveness, but if you can help, help Lin Lei'er, just as if you are helping me." Qiao Yingzi did speak.

"What can I help him with? How can I help him?" He Chen mocked, "You are just like me, with good intentions but bad results. If he gets upset one day, he will accuse you of messing up his life. He lost his mother's last relic this time, and he could have used it to understand his sadness, relive his mother's memories, and sublimate in pain, but you are ruining it by asking him to help again?"

"I can't!" Lin Lei'er blushed.

"What can't I do?" He Chen mocked, "After being provoked by others, you really feel that your biological father, who treats you well, has let you down. Even your biological father is planning to disown you. What can't you do?"

Lin Lei'er:

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