Daming pirates

When the two guys were as tired as dead dogs and were carried back to the village, Yu Xiaotian did not know where, like magic, he got two bamboo poles, with a wooden spoon tied to the front end of each bamboo pole, and

Someone brought a big bowl with the salted fish and brown rice they were eating and placed it in front of the two guys.

Yu Xiaotian looked down at the two tired guys and sneered: "Don't you have the energy to go to waste? Do you still have the energy to fight now?"

The two guys were very tired now. When Yu Xiaotian asked them, they quickly shook their heads like rattles and said they didn't dare anymore! They won't dare again in the future!

Yu Xiaotian counted on his fingers with a mischievous look on his face, nodded and said: "If I counted correctly, you just ran three laps, right? There are still two more laps to finish! Today, the second boss is taking over.

Please beg for mercy. For the sake of your first offence, let’s forget these two rounds! Now you can eat!”

When the two guys heard that there were only two laps left, they could be exempted and could still eat! So they were immediately overjoyed and hurriedly practiced kowtowing to thank them. Then they turned to the horse's face to thank them, and wanted to get up to take the bowl and start eating.

To be honest, they worked for a day, had a fight, and then were punished by Yu Xiaotian to run a few kilometers away. They were already hungry, and they saw that everyone else had eaten.

At this moment, they wanted to stretch out a hand from their throats, grab the rice into their mouths, and quickly fill their stomachs.

Before they could take over their rice bowls, Yu Xiaotian stretched out his hand and slapped their hands twice with a bamboo pole, knocking their hands open and said, "Don't be impatient! You can eat if you want, but you have to follow my instructions."

!Come here, tie these two spoons to their right hands with bamboo poles!"

Heitou and Liu Wang were now Yu Xiaotian's trusted followers. They pulled away Han Xian and Zhao Si who were about to come up to help. They came up and tied the bamboo pole with the wooden spoon to Feng De and Luo Xianbin with a rope.

on his right hand, with a strange smile on his face.

Feng De and Luo Xianbin looked at the bamboo poles tied to their hands and made some gestures. They found that after the bamboo pole was connected to the wooden spoon, it was two or three feet long. How could they eat with such a long guy? They didn't even give them chopsticks!

"Listen up, you two! You can eat if you want! But you must eat according to the rules I set! You are not allowed to use your left hand to help, and you are not allowed to lie on the bowl and eat directly with your mouth. If you see that there is no food, you can only use a spoon to eat it.

Put it in your mouth! Don't break the rules. If anyone breaks the rules, then go ahead and finish the remaining two laps! Okay! Now that the rules are over, you two can start eating. If there is still not enough, please keep it full!" Yu Xiao

Tian also showed a bad smile at this time, stepped aside and hugged his arms.

The big rice bowl was placed on the ground between Feng De and Luo Xianbin, with a large bowl of water next to it. The two guys looked at each other in confusion at the long-handled wooden spoons in their hands, then reached over to scoop up a spoonful of rice, but then they wanted to put it into their mouths.

, but no matter how they did it, the spoon just couldn't be brought to their mouths, because the spoon was too long, and they couldn't reach the spoon even if they stretched their necks, so they could only rush, but couldn't bring the rice to their mouths.

At this time, everyone came around, surrounding the two guys in the middle. Everyone burst out laughing when they saw the two guys holding long spoons, but looking anxious to eat.

Ma Lian, Liu Laoliu and others also gathered around. They didn't know what Yu Xiaotian was doing. After looking at the long-handled spoons in their hands, they all thought that Yu Xiaotian was doing this on purpose.

I embarrassed these two guys who had made mistakes and sincerely didn't want them to eat. I felt angry and funny. I also felt that what Yu Xiaotian did was a bit too much.

But after all, Yu Xiaotian is their boss now, and they can't come out to criticize Yu Xiaotian, so they can only watch the fun from the sidelines.

Feng De and Luo Xianbin tried hard for a while, but they still couldn't put the rice into their mouths with a spoon. Luo Xianbin had a short temper. Seeing that no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't do it, so they simply raised their heads and said angrily to Xiaotian

: "Helmsman! I usually obey you, but it was indeed my fault that I fought with Feng De today. I just admit my mistake! You have been punished, so why do you still torment us like this? This spoon is so long.

, it can’t be delivered to our mouths at all, how do you want us to eat? If you don’t want me to eat, you clearly say so, and I don’t want to eat! If you have the ability, use this spoon to show us how to eat.

Look, if you can eat, from now on, I will do whatever you ask me, Luo Xianbin, even if you ask me to die, if I frown, I am not a human being!"

After saying that, he stood up angrily, untied the rope and threw the long-handled spoon on the ground. Feng De was a little more courageous, but seeing Luo Xianbin throw away the spoon, he quickly stood up and untied it cautiously.

He picked up the spoon and dropped it on the ground.

Yu Xiaotian rolled his eyes, glanced at the two of them, sneered, bent down and picked up two long spoons, wiped the soil on the spoons with the corners of his clothes, raised his eyebrows and looked at Luo Xianbin and Feng De and asked: "

Are you serious? If I eat with this spoon, you two will do whatever I say from now on?"

Luo Xianbin jerked his neck and said loudly: "Everyone is here, you can bear witness to me. If you eat with a spoon at the helm, then starting from today, what do you ask me to do?

Just do whatever you want, if I fart, it’s not my mother’s fault!”

Feng De also nodded in agreement, indicating that he also agreed with Luo Xianbin's words.

Yu Xiaotian knelt down and waved to Liu Wang to squat on the opposite side. He handed a long ladle to Liu Wang and tied the ladle to his right hand using a rope as he did before. He looked up.

The people around sneered: "Okay! I made a bet! Everyone is watching today! How did my surname Yu get this food into his mouth! If I can't eat, then I'll start from now on."

, I won’t do this helm anymore!”

After everyone saw the embarrassing look of Feng De and Luo Xianbin just now, they all thought that if this long spoon was used, no matter who it was, it would be impossible for them to eat, so they all sweated for Yu Xiaotian, because

Yu Xiaotian has said enough. If he can't eat, he will no longer be their helmsman from now on. Who else can they listen to in the future?

Ma Lian didn't want the matter to get tense, so he quickly came out to smooth things over and said: "Forget it, forget it! Forget it! The boss must be joking with you! Let's forget about it for now! It's all over.

Come on! You two bastards, do you want to die? Let me see if I break your legs today!" After saying that, he found a stick and pretended to chase Luo Xianbin and Feng De.

"Second Master, don't stop me. I'm not joking with them. Today I'm going to show them how I eat this rice with a spoon!" Yu Xiaotian opened his mouth and stopped Ma Lian with a serious look on his face.

He said to the people around him.

Ma Lian couldn't stop him at this moment, so he could only retreat to the side. He said, "Just stop it. You are still young after all. If you can't eat for a while, it depends on where you put your face."

!You can’t blame me for not giving you a step down!

Everyone once again focused their attention on Yu Xiaotian and Liu Wang. Yu Xiaotian nodded and said, "What's the difficulty in eating this meal? Just watch!"

After saying that, Yu Xiaotian scooped out a spoonful of rice from a large bowl with a long spoon and brought it directly to Liu Wang's mouth. Liu Wang immediately understood what Yu Xiaotian meant and opened his mouth to eat the spoonful of rice.

, then followed suit, scooped out a spoonful of rice with the long spoon in his hand, and brought it to Yu Xiaotian's mouth. Yu Xiaotian also opened his mouth and ate the spoonful of rice.

Everyone's jaws dropped to the ground. Luo Xianbin's expression turned extremely ugly. He pointed at Yu Xiaotian and stammered: "You...you...this can't be counted...you are cheating!"

Yu Xiaotian then stood up, sneered and dropped the ladle in his hand on the ground, and asked loudly: "What? Are you dissatisfied? Did I just say that you are not allowed to feed each other? I just said that it's okay to use it

You eat with a spoon, but I never said you must eat with the spoon in your own hand!"

Luo Xianbin's face turned the color of pig liver, and he thought for a long time before replying: "The tiller really didn't say that! But... but..." However, he thought for a long time and couldn't find anything to refute Yu Xiaotian.

He could only squat on the ground slumped.

Yu Xiaotian then turned around, glanced slowly at everyone around him, and then said: "Actually, many things are just that simple. Today I want Luo Xianbin and Feng De to eat with a long spoon. I don't mean to embarrass them on purpose.

But I want everyone to remember one thing, that is, we are brothers and relatives. As long as we think more about others, many times we can help others just by extending a little hand. Of course, others will reciprocate.

, so what are we afraid of not being able to accomplish?

Today, Luo Xianbin and Feng De are fighting against each other just because of a hope that disappears! Today you can fight over this kind of thing, and tomorrow someone will raise a knife at their brother over other things! So what else can we do in the future? I'm afraid not.

When others come to trouble us, we will kill all our own people!

Luo Xianbin, Feng De, do you two know that you are wrong?" At this point, he suddenly turned around, glared at Luo Xianbin and Feng De, and shouted at them loudly.

After listening to Yu Xiaotian's words, some people were thoughtful, some nodded repeatedly, and some showed a look of shame, while Luo Xianbin and Feng De were already unconvinced at this moment.

Disappeared without a trace, and all that was left was full of shame. When Yu Xiaotian shouted loudly, both of them involuntarily softened their knees and knelt down together.

"Helmsman! The young one has obeyed! The young one has realized his mistake! Please punish me, the master!" the two of them shouted together.

It wasn't until this moment that Yu Xiaotian's tense expression relaxed. He stepped forward and slowly pulled the two of them up, put their hands together, held them firmly, and then smiled:

"Okay! As the ancient saying goes, people will die in the morning! If you two can correct your mistakes so quickly, I will be satisfied! Remember, we are brothers, don't point the knife at your own people at any time! Shaking hands is still a good brother,

That’s it for today!

Okay! Everyone is here today. Let me say one more thing today. Starting from tomorrow, before dawn, everyone will follow me and get up early to practice! Only when we develop good skills can we sail across the sea! What a mess!

Long, Xiao Dazui, that’s all fucking bullshit. Let’s go back one day, not to mention the Funing area, even if it’s far away, we can go there!…”

A group of junior students were so excited by Yu Xiaotian's words that they immediately started shouting together and claimed that it was true.

Seeing a group of juniors following Yu Xiaotian and yelling, Ma Lian shook his head slightly and said to Liu Laoliu: "Lao Liu! I said where did you pick up our helmsman? Why are you like this?

How can we not think of simple things? We are old! We are really old! It seems that in the future, if these young people are left to the helm, we will have nothing to worry about!"

With a proud look on his face, Liu Laoliu gently stroked the beard on his chin and said with a smile: "Of course! Young people are terrible! It is our blessing to be able to meet our helmsman! We old men

Guys, let's wait and enjoy the blessings in the future! I can guarantee that as long as Xiaotian is here, sooner or later we can go wherever we want!..."

(A new year, a new beginning, I wish you all a dragon-horse spirit in this Year of the Snake! All the best! Hanfeng is here to wish you all a happy New Year again!)