Damn It, 8,000 Food Expenses For 30 Days Of Work?

It's better not to be too complicated. After all, the boss must be tired after a few days of business trip. It doesn't matter what Dongpo pork is barbecued pork.

It happened to be the break time, and everyone gathered together, discussing in full swing.

In the end, a recipe was discussed, such as fried pork, mapo tofu, and other home-cooked dishes that are often eaten. As for the saved food expenses, they can add another meat tomorrow. They can afford to wait.

Speaking of their company now, what is the most important thing that must be discussed in meetings every day, that is, everyone's daily food expenses must be strictly controlled, and within the specified amount, they must be carefully calculated!

While chatting, Ah Hui suddenly realized.

"It's past twelve o'clock, and there is no food in the kitchen. If the boss hurried back to the company and went to buy vegetables, there would be no time to go. Why don't we just buy the vegetables and wash them, the boss has returned to the company Just do it."

"It makes sense, whoever goes to the vegetable market often and can bargain, go with me."

Xu Min stood up and took over the grocery shopping job. After all, as a rare girl in the company, she could at least choose vegetables, unlike those single dogs who ate instant noodles to get by on weekends. Yes, I will eat.

Several Dajiang employees came to the vegetable market and stumbled to buy a bunch of suitable ingredients for the company.

A group of people hurriedly entered the kitchen, picked and washed the dishes, and piled them neatly on the chopping board.

Very good, everything is ready, only owe the boss!

Everyone stared at the phone to check the time, calculating the time when Jiang Jun and the others would arrive at the company.

"How about, let's hold a welcome ceremony for the boss and the others." Xu Min stared at the elevator entrance with deep eyes.

"The boss has been away for the past few days, we have been ridiculed by the whole office building. When the boss comes back, we have to tell the world, let them take a good look, and envy them to death."

As soon as Xu Min's words came out, everyone felt like they were being spoken to.

When I go out these days, I occasionally meet someone in the elevator. The first thing they say is, I heard that the boss of your company is on a business trip. No wonder the fragrance is gone.

Or, buddy, your house is a little quiet these days, and I feel a little unaccustomed to it, and the schadenfreude in that tone can't be stopped.

Just angry!

"Xu Min is right. We not only want to hold this welcome ceremony, but also make it as lively as possible. It's best to let everyone in the office know that our boss is back." Lao Li echoed loudly.

"Seconded!"

"I'm going to prepare the sound system!"

"I'm going to prepare the horn!"

A group of people happily prepared things, vowing to give out all the bird spirits they have received these days. 970

Soon, a red carpet was laid at the door, a stereo was installed, and a banner was specially hung up, which said welcome the boss home, and the loud pop music was playing from the speakers.

Xu Min also took out the pot of margaritas that were in full bloom on his desk in the company and held them in his hands, as if to offer flowers when the boss came back.

After the things are arranged, when everyone adds up, they always feel that something is missing.

"The atmosphere is not enough, it can't make a sensation in the whole office building at all."

"Too monotonous."

"Or, our whole band will come, and the music will be so lively, everyone will look this way." Ah Hui suggested.

As soon as he said this, everyone showed excited expressions, but it costs a lot of money to invite the band. With that money, it is better to buy a la carte and extra meals. All the colleagues are reluctant

"Actually, I was a drummer when I was in college. We can just rent a set of instruments and play the music ourselves, so the cost will be lower."

Qi Tiansheng pointed at himself embarrassingly. What he said directly inspired everyone. They are all college students, and no one has a talent or two.

"I can play the saxophone!"

"I know electric guitar!"

"I can play the suona!"

The ability of the college students was manifested at this time. A group of college students, each with outstanding talents, showed 18 kinds of martial arts, and soon got together a band.

"Okay, since there are enough people, let's play a big one, and I'll rent instruments now."

Xu Min, who had been ridiculed by Fang Xiaoling and Qingqing's bad friends, had put all his energy into it and vowed to avenge his shame.

Young people are so self-willed, they do what they say, and everyone swarms to prepare what they need.

It didn't take long for the musical instruments to come together.

A group of people stood on the red carpet below the office building, all of them waiting for the battle.

Xu Min yelled: "Colleagues, it's time to show my shame. Play the instrument for me."

Suddenly, the sound of various musical instruments came from the door of the office building.

Drumming, drumming, saxophone playing, electric guitar playing electric guitar, gongs and drums, all kinds of sounds mixed together, one after another, very lively.

It was originally a break time. Many employees of the company were coming and going at the door, eating and buying coffee.

I saw a group of amateur musicians holding various instruments in their hands, standing there playing messy tunes, and I was stunned.

What's going on? Making noise?

A familiar person came forward and asked the employees of Dajiang what they were doing, and a group of people told them very enthusiastically that it was nothing serious, it was just a welcome ceremony for the boss when their boss came back.

Everyone who heard it shook their heads and looked at them with indescribable expressions.

"Fuck, what kind of sound is this? It's too unpleasant. What are you doing downstairs?"

"Who is making the noise? This sound makes me feel sick."

Some employees upstairs frowned when they heard the sound of blowing and beating, with a look of disgust on their faces.

An insider told them: "It's the advertising company on the 18th floor. I heard that their boss is coming back from a business trip. This is a welcome ceremony for their boss."

"My God, is this a welcome ceremony? Those who know this is to welcome their boss back, but those who don't know, they think he is going to send us away. The magic sound pierces through our ears, and listening to it for a minute longer is torture."

"No, I've suffered from obsessive-compulsive disorder."

It’s no wonder that everyone dislikes this sound. Dajiang’s employees do know a lot of musical instruments. Everyone has come up with their own best tunes and performed them on the spot.

The performance is done in one go, and each of them sounds good when taken out individually, but they are performing in an ensemble, without the kind of practice, how can they play good music

What is the effect of mixing many nice tunes together, don't think about it, it is a proper noise.

As a result, people in the office building heard a series of very unpleasant noises, and the pitches were getting higher and higher, which was unacceptable.

Some people are surprised.

"Isn't it just that the boss is back, do you need to be so excited? Who doesn't have a boss, why are you so flattering? Is it necessary?"

Others smiled wryly.

"That's the boss of Dajiang Advertising Company. Do you know Dajiang? The company on the 18th floor."

"Huh? The 18th floor? Isn't it the company that cooks delicious work meals and releases poison every day?"

"It's that damn advertising agency!"

Well, if the boss of this company is not surprised, these people finally realized that after all, the boss cooks delicious food every day. After walking for so many days, he finally came back. If it were them, they would be excited.

But the problem is, they will fall into the bitter life of smelling the aroma and eating takeaway every day.

God, come and kill these Versailles guys every day.

The 15th floor, because it was too far from the first floor, was not affected by the magic sound, so Qingqing and Fang Xiaoling didn't know that A Jiang's employees were doing things on the first floor.

Qingqing, who was playing with her mobile phone, suddenly discovered Xu Minfa's circle of friends, and curiously showed it to Qingqing.

"What's the meaning of this message from Miss Xu?"

Qingqing went over to take a look, and what Xu Min sent was a picture of his colleagues playing music, and a message that sounded very smug.

"That's the feel, it's so refreshing!"

Qingqing blinked, thought for a while, and suddenly understood.

"It turned out that they were the ones who were crying and howling on the first floor. No wonder just now, the little brother who delivered food to me said that the entrance of our office building is very lively. Ghosts pass by there, and they have to stay away. Seeing how happy they are, Mr. Jiang must be coming back." gone."

Jiang Jun is coming back! Fang Xiaoling's saliva flowed out involuntarily when she thought of the delicious meals Jiang Jun cooked.

Because I have a good relationship with Xu Min, Xu Min occasionally brings them some delicious food, so I can't make them beautiful. This time Jiang Jun is on a business trip, Xu Min can't eat work meals, and they don't have to eat either.

Fang Xiaoling was immediately overjoyed, her round bun face wrinkled from laughter, and then, thinking of the schadenfreude that she couldn't hold back two days ago, she suddenly died.

"What should I do? I just gloated about my misfortune two days ago, what if sister Xu gets angry and doesn't bring me delicious food? Is it too late for me (biec) to plead guilty?

Qingqing also lost her face, she was so happy for a while, why did she talk so cheaply in the crematorium afterward.

Downstairs, the playing music lasted for a long time before it stopped. It was confirmed that the sound had already caused a sensation in the entire office building. They finally calmed down and stared at the intersection without blinking.

Time passed little by little, and finally, when he was about to go to work, a familiar Porsche appeared at the intersection.

The car turned a corner and stopped at the door steadily. Seeing that Jiang Jun and his party were indeed sitting in the car, Xu Min immediately directed: "Everyone, the boss is back, let's play music and dance!"

As soon as the words were finished, all kinds of seemingly beautiful, mixed noises that became very heterogeneous resounded in the air again.

As soon as Jiang Jun stepped on the ground with one foot, a deafening noise came from his ears, which made his ears buzz. When he turned his head, Jiang Jun was stunned and uttered a swear word.

I only saw my own employees standing at the gate holding banners, playing unknown pieces of music for each master, and then looking at the banner, it said "Welcome the boss home" Jiang Jun twitched his eyebrows.

This group of demons danced like a scene, but it was actually a welcome party for him.

"Boss, you have worked hard, welcome home."

Xu Min yelled into the microphone, stepped forward and handed Big Red's small potted flowers to Jiang Jun.

Just at this time, Lu Ming played a long high-pitched suona song, which was sharp and ear-piercing, directly piercing the air, as if directly piercing a person's eardrum, Jiang Jun's blood boiled, his heart beat faster, and he was almost caught Shocked a stagger.

Awesome, your welcome party almost sent your boss away.

Jiang Jun was holding the potted plant, and he just wanted to hurry into the house to avoid further damage to his ears. Unexpectedly, Qi Tiansheng and the others started to move immediately, one by one, or with musical instruments on their shoulders, wandering around him, while Turning to the rhythm and playing music, the sound directly wrapped him inside.

Seeing that the momentum was not right, Zhang Yifan and the others hurried away and ran into the gate of the office building in one breath, only to breathe a sigh of relief.

"God, fortunately I'm not the boss, this kind of enthusiasm, most people can't bear it." Zhang Yifan rubbed hard

Rub your ears.

Zhou Da shook his head, "The boss wanted to drag me along, but fortunately I was smart enough to avoid it, otherwise I would have to suffer as well."

Ajie clicked his tongue: "I can't bear the youth like me."

Jiang Jun was surrounded by a group of employees, all kinds of musical instruments exploded in his ears, especially the suona and drum, that sound, every time he knocked, his eyebrows trembled, and his heart trembled

one time.

Fortunately, everyone stopped after knocking around him twice, otherwise, Jiang Jun doubted whether he had been pulled away by 120 now.

His ears are buzzing now, his eyes are full of stars, and everyone who speaks seems to be listening to the trumpet.

"Boss, this is the welcome ceremony we specially prepared for you. Do you like it?" A group of employees gathered around, each happily asking for credit.

I like it, I like it so much that I want to give each of you a plate of fried squid with celery, you know?

Jiang Jun stood in the crowd, and after a while, the buzzing in his ears gradually dissipated. He said with a smile on his face: "You did a good job, don't do it next time."

Finally, the group returned to the 18th floor. Just as Jiang Jun sat down, Big Yu and Lao Li came to the office again.

Jiang Jun was speechless.

"What other welcome ceremony do you have, take it all at once." He couldn't take it a few more times.

Lao Li took out a newly bought cup of hot coffee from his bag, and placed it in front of Jiang Jun.

"Boss, you're thirsty. Drink some coffee to refresh yourself. This coffee tastes good. You must like it very much."

When the big fish came up, Jiang Jun squeezed his shoulders and beat his back.

"Boss, you're tired after sitting in the car for so long, I'll give you a massage to soothe your muscles and bones."

Jiang Jun looked at the big fish's paws as big as cattail leaf fans, and decisively refused.

It's nothing for a big man to squeeze his shoulders and beat his back. If it's a little girl, he can still think about it.

"Boss, is there anything else you need?"

"I want to be quiet!"

After a few words, the two finally left the office. Jiang Jun took advantage of his chin and sat quietly on the chair for a long time before shaking the deafening noise out of his head.

Take a breath.

Seeing that it was time for dinner, Jiang Jun remembered that he was frightened by this terrible welcome meeting and forgot to buy vegetables, so he called Zhang Yifan and said: "I forgot to buy vegetables tonight, let me

They'd better go home and eat, and we'll talk about the working meal tomorrow.

Zhang Yifan let out a sigh, and said calmly: "Boss, the vegetables have been bought, you are still on the way, Big Fish and the others have already discussed what vegetables you want to eat, and you can go to the vegetable market to buy them."

"The dish has been washed clean now, and even the side dishes have been processed, and they are all placed on the table, waiting for you to handle them.

For a while, Jiang Jun was really convinced.

Walking into the kitchen and looking, sure enough, the table is full of dishes. These old men are not usually very careful, but now they are very meticulous [even the garlic and ginger used for cooking are all in the

alright.

In order to eat, a group of foodies also worked hard.

Looking at the white garlic, Jiang Jun's mood suddenly improved, and he quickly entered the cooking mode.

He has been cooking for a long time, and the employees know very well what ingredients are used in each dish he cooks.

There are big green peppers specially arranged for Xiaochaorou, some ground beef in mapo tofu, and kimchi in hot and sour potato shreds.

Jiang Jun quickly picked up the kitchen knife, and there was a burst of clicking, and soon, all kinds of dishes in his hands turned into excellent side dishes.

When the hot oil in the pot was added with small ingredients, and the aroma burst into the office, a group of employees showed intoxicated expressions and took a deep breath.

"That's the smell, haunting my soul and dreaming, countless worries."

"It's so fragrant and familiar. I'm no longer that poor little guy who eats instant noodles."

"If you don't hear it for a day, it's like three autumns."

"Do you know that I'm waiting for you?"

Everyone was intoxicated by the delicacy of these ingredients, how could they still be in the mood to go to work, they all looked around and sucked their saliva from time to time.

Finally, at the moment of six o'clock, everyone jumped up from their chairs and rushed into the restaurant at an even more exaggerated speed than the previous 100-meter sprint.

The plates were rattling, and in the blink of an eye when Jiang Jun turned his head to serve the food, a group of people had already lined up holding the plates, each with their eyes wide open, staring at the dishes on the big plate

, the eyes only shine.

They were waiting for Jiang Jun to finish his meal, and they were ready to eat, when they suddenly realized that Zhang Yifan was running in the front, and suddenly, a group of people started howling. .