Death is really scary.

"What do you think? Miss lazy ghost?"

The slightly plump Miss Guichai was lying on the boat with Erlang's legs crossed, and answered impatiently.

"Ah, don't ask me about that kind of thing... I haven't died.

"Hey? Miss Guicha, haven't you ever died?"

"They're already ghosts, how can they still die?

"Miss Ghost, you can't be a ghost every single one of your births, right? You must have died and stayed in the underworld to be a ghost, right? Since you have lived, of course you have died. And I remember that even a ghost is a ghost. will die, so...

"Wow! Don't listen, don't listen! You dead man is really annoying! Can you stop it a little bit! Let me take a good night's sleep, okay?

Miss Guichai measured her body and covered her ears with her arms, showing that she no longer wanted to talk to me.

Well, it seems that I'm a little too talkative... I obviously wouldn't be so talkative at the time -- I should say I wouldn't talk to others at all.

Is it because he's already dead, so he doesn't think it matters? Or is it because he's dead? That's why I want to find someone to talk to to relieve my loneliness... Well, whatever it is, it's fine.

Since Miss Guichai has ignored me, let me introduce my current situation.

Hello everyone, my name is An Juncheng. I died + minutes ago, and now the ghost is on the ferry.

I'm sorry to disappoint you. I'm not that dead. Before the cast was released, I came out of my body and came to this ship.

But now we're not on the Three Ways, but above the outfield.

From just now, the black mist* emitted by Lianbing has shrouded the bottom, so I can't see anything clearly.

I don't know what's going on right now...

I thought I would be taken away just like that, but I didn't expect Miss Guicha to say, "You might be going back later, so I'm too lazy to make another trip." Then she parked the boat in the air, Started to slumber.

By the way -- mention, the ghost I encountered was a

The **** lady is so lucky. At first I thought it must be a bull's head or a black and white impermanence to catch me, but I didn't expect it to be a **** lady wearing revealing clothes.

"Don't stare at me! It's very uncomfortable!"

Miss Guizai noticed my gaze, pulled down the miniskirt that barely covered her butt, covered her flesh-colored side chest, and said with a red face.

"Well, I think it's very embarrassing and contradictory to ask people not to see you dressed like this."

"It's not that I want to dress like this! It's because the underworld is holding a competition for the most beautiful employee clothing recently." As a result, the idiot Lord Yan actually designed such **** clothing and forced me to wear it with salary deduction. Not human anymore!"

"Ye Wang Ye was not originally...

"What kind of thorn are you picking! Be careful, I'll kick you off!"

"Speaking of which, your underworld is really boring, and you even engage in such inexplicable competitions?"

As for Denfang, it seems that there are no legends now.

When I heard Xun'er say that the underworld exists, I thought it would be a very scary place, but now it's so scary.

"However, Miss Guichai, you look good in this dress, don't you?"

....you. What did you say! Really.

Don't forget to flirt with girls, you are actually a philanderer at heart.

BU.

"Maybe it's really not the case."

"You're really a weird guy. When the guy I took away knew that he was dead, he either cried bitterly or turned ashen. It's rare for a guy like you to be so calm and even dare to tease me - one.

...how to say it, because I was mentally prepared in advance, and I knew to some extent that it might turn out like this, so I also

I'm not so surprised. Besides, Miss Guichai, you are not only not scary, but also beautiful. Of course I won't be afraid. "

"....You really....

"Oh, are you excited?"

"Electricity will treat a frivolous man like you

boundary

"Aren't you a ghost?

"Mmmmmmm.. hate it!"

Ah, bullying a little too much.

This young lady is a bit like Teacher Lili, so she couldn't help but want to bully her.

Huh? Strange, am I originally this type of character?

Where not. Right... It's a bit like the feeling of being affected by the memory of the past life, but it's not that serious--

Oops, shouldn't it really be the same as Yujiu said, I was affected, right?

"Hey, are you alright?

I don't know if it's because I'm a ghost now, it's not just the dry feeling in my head, the whole body is covered

r Mu Xiaowan

There is that feeling.

I looked up and said with a reluctant smile.

"I'm fine, thank you Miss Guicha for your concern."

"Who cares about you!"

Miss Guichai turned her face away angrily, and spoke arrogantly after a while.

"But ah, I know a guy, that guy has died once, but he has become a zombie, not only can move but also

Eat a lot like a fool-4. So what's the difference between being alive and dying?"

"Can the dead speak? Can the corpse move?"

"—Generally speaking, not."

"So the guy you're talking about is special, a special case, understand? There aren't many guys like that!"

"Then the following undead are special cases?

"...

"If you die, it doesn't change from living, the boundaries between life and death become ambiguous, and creatures are no longer afraid of death, even happy.

However, if you accept death, what will the world be like?

"if that's the case,

The human world will become the second hell, that's all.

A crisp voice interjected between our conversations, a man wearing a wide-sleeved robe with a ruffled lapel and a square crown -.. a golden retriever loli back

He started and walked over to the void with a terrifying expression on his face.

"Ah! Lord Yama!"

After Miss Guichai saw this loli, she hurriedly ordered

Oh hey, the big man is on the stage. I didn't expect Lord Yama? He would come to see him in person... But, with this body type, is King Yama?

"You must be thinking about the rudeness of 'Ye Wang Ye is actually a Lolita'."

"--Can you read minds?"

"No, it's just that every time you see me, you will say something similar. The last time you said that Lord Yama is actually a child.

Female, last time I said 'Ye Wang Ye is actually a little boy', and the last time I said--

This King Yama seems to know me.

Seeing the inexplicable expression on my face, King Yan Meng walked onto the boat with a playful smile, forcibly pushed me down, and sat on my belly.

SF loses a joke

road.

"Yo, it's been a long time since you've seen it. Your name was An Juncheng in this life? I didn't expect your life to be so short?

"Little girl?"

"Uh, do you know me?"

"Oh, you probably don't remember. But we are old friends? Every time you die, it's me who convicts you

network. "

King Yan Luo took off his shoes, stepped on my face, and said with a wicked smile.

"And we're once-in-a-lifetime gun buddies."

"real or fake?!"

The one who called out was Miss Guichai next to her, with shock written all over her face. It was obviously the first time she had heard of such a thing.

"Is there still anyone who sees the master of pottery! / That Xuanpin...

"Wow! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I made a mistake! Lord Yama! My salary is about to be deducted!"

Miss Guicha, if you don't die, you won't die. It's the same for people and ghosts, right?

"Oh, they're here. There's a good show to watch, let's go and watch it together."

"Huh? What?"

King Yama didn't know what he saw, and then he pointed his finger, and the ferry flew downwards, and then came inside through the black fog.

It is full of corpses, bones, dead bodies, spirits, and those butterflies. Beneath the black layer of ice is the sea of ​​death, in the middle

The person in my heart is Lianbing, who holds my body in his arms, his face like frost.

"It's more like **** here, don't you think?"

"I haven't been to hell, so I don't know how to compare... But, what is she doing?"

"That 'man-made disaster' is using the soul-returning technique to revive you. You are still committing the same crime.

"Hey?

Do you want to resurrect me?-

I saw Ruan Bing walk to my side in a lost spirit, with a black aura coming from her body, and her title has also changed.

Hua, I knew Lianbing was back.

If you love ice, what you want should be my corpse.

And I'm already dead, isn't it just what she wants?

SF Light Novel

"Well, this kind of thing has happened before, and the art of returning the soul requires a lot of effort.

All the undead in this place are involved and will resurrect you. "

"What! Lord Yama, you can't just watch this!"

"I don't care about this matter. You are not normal with these families... That is to say, you have cleaned up these troublesome guys for us.

Instead, I would like to thank her.

"What a joke!"

If only in this way can I be resurrected, I.

"Pfft, look at your expression, it's almost frozen into ice cubes. Don't worry, things won't turn out like that. Look, another person who taught you

Oh?"

But they all fell unconscious as soon as they stepped in here.

I really couldn't watch it here, so I floated over to help them, but went straight through.

"You can't do anything right now? You can only watch, you can only listen, and you can't do anything else."

...

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