Dangerous girls put me in danger

[So that’s enough gossip, it’s almost time to get down to business. Regarding the issues between us, don’t you think we need to talk about it in person? ]

Suddenly he became serious.

Wait, I haven’t responded to a single text message since just now, but this guy can still stimulate my thoughts...

... Could it be that you are monitoring me somewhere?

Why can you understand my thoughts so accurately? No, even if they are monitoring me, they can't know what I'm thinking, right?

Well, let’s not talk about this for now… should we talk about it in person… I thought for a moment and replied.

2017-3-25 07:47

Delivery [It is actually possible to talk on the mobile phone. ]

Ji Lianbing didn't give me any reason, she just replied to such a nonsensical text message.

[Oops, this cafe on Heping Road is actually a maid cafe. ]

good!

Gone!

Go check it out!

Putting aside all the excuses I had given to refuse, under Ji Lianbing's enthusiastic invitation (the temptation of the maid), I was resolutely prepared to risk my life to meet my dangerous girlfriend.

I originally wanted to wear two pieces of clothing, but suddenly I remembered Ji Lianbing's request, so I put on a hooded sweatshirt and gray pants, and took out a dark green jacket.

It was the clothes she helped me pick out when I went shopping with Keling last time. To be honest, I think it doesn’t matter what I wear. I think most men think so.

But girls seem to care about this aspect, especially Ke Ling, who is very concerned about my clothing. She basically helps me pick out my clothes.

After getting dressed, I went straight downstairs to the entrance. Keling, who was sitting on the sofa and licking ice cream, looked at me curiously and said.

"Brother, do you want to go out?"

"Well, I have to go out and I might not come back at noon. If I don't come back, you can just cook a curry for yourself."

"Can you take Keling with you? I happen to have something I want to buy."

"Well……"

Normally, I would be happy to accompany you, but this time I went out to see that guy...

"Sorry, Ke Ling, I'm going to meet a friend this time, so it's not appropriate for me to take you there."

After making an apologetic expression to her, I put on my shoes and went out without any further delay.

Half an hour later, I arrived at the legendary maid cafe on Heping Road!

I didn’t expect that there is such a holy place in this city. I didn’t even know about it before!

When I walked in, I found it was a very ordinary cafe... Ji Lianbing was sitting near the window and waving happily to me.

Where is the maid! Where is the maid! Why are they all waiters wearing regular uniforms?

I walked up to Ji Lianbing angrily and shouted.

"Hey! Where's the maid! Where has the promised maid gone?"

"Hehehe~ This cafe is nominally owned by Shirley. Shirley is my maid, so this is a maid cafe, right?"

"Are you kidding me?"

Scammed!

The so-called maid cafe actually means a cafe run by maids!

Damn it!

Chapter 31 Dating with my girlfriend

"Ah, it's very fast. I thought Cheng-kun that you would delay coming here until nine o'clock, or else you wouldn't come here directly?"

"I'm not wasting my time in traffic."

To put it bluntly, the most time-wasting thing in a person's life is "traffic". It takes a small amount of one's life just to get to a certain place, which has no real meaning at all. If everyone could teleport, or had props like space doors, a lot of time would be saved to do other things.

"Hehehe~ Cheng-kun is the kind of person who can't really enjoy traveling."

"Yes, I prefer to stay at home."

I rolled my eyes and sat down opposite Ji Lianbing.

There was a commotion all around.

If you listen carefully, you can hear 'Oh, the person that the beautiful girl has been waiting for has finally arrived! ''Is he her boyfriend? What a waste for such a beautiful person to match him! It’s basically a flower stuck in cow dung! ’ ‘It’s really ungentlemanly to make a girl wait. ''How did such a person get that kind of girlfriend with such a bad face? Is this smaller than the probability of winning the lottery? ’

The reaction in the cafeteria was astonishing. As expected, Ji Lianbing would become the center of attention no matter where she appeared.

Public opinion is completely on Ji Lianbing's side. The expected reaction is that beautiful girls are always much more popular than skinny guys like me.

The waiter came over very calmly and asked me in a calm tone.

"Welcome, what would you like to order?"

"A glass of hot milk."

"……OK."

The waitress looked at me speechlessly, and then asked Ji Lianbing if she wanted a refill. Ji Lianbing changed the coffee and ordered another piece of cheesecake.

I was like a statue of Fudo Myooh Buddha, sitting there menacingly, my eyes almost bursting with fire.

"You seem to be in a bad mood. Could it be that someone is teasing you?"

It’s you!

"Nonsense! It's not like you deceived my feelings!"

Ji Lianbing ignored my annoyance lightly and said it with an attitude that it had nothing to do with him.

"Ah, there wasn't a single word of lies in my text message. It was Cheng-kun who interpreted it that way without your permission."

"...Tsk."

Well, I can't say that to her.

This time I was really too impulsive. I got excited when I heard about the maid cafe without thinking about it carefully.

I can’t blame anyone this time, I can only say that I didn’t think well.

"So, what do you want to talk to me about?"

"It's true, Cheng-kun, you haven't called me by my name properly until now. Just call me Lianbing."

Ji Lianbing puffed up her cheeks in dissatisfaction and suddenly talked about the title.

I raised my eyebrows with a strange expression.

"Aren't you still calling me by my wrong name all the time?"

"This is a sign of intimacy!"

"Then I call each other regardless of each other."

I rarely call Ji Lianbing by her name. I usually use "you", "hey" and "this guy". That's right, I used the title that Xinran used to call me before to Ji Lianbing.

Let you feel my indifference (refer to Xinran's)!

"You obviously call Teacher Yang by his first name, but you can't even say your girlfriend's name? Or is there actually something going on between Cheng-kun and Teacher Yang..."

Once again, I was impressed by Ji Lianbing's powerful information network. Miss Shirley, who are you... Why can you investigate private information to such an extent? This is simply an agent-level intelligence search capability!

I don’t know how much she knows. She shouldn’t even know that Lili is actually a succubus, right?

Hmm... It shouldn't be possible. Ordinary people shouldn't be able to see through Lili's illusion.

In this case I won't reveal too much information to her.

"That's because I'm very familiar with the teachers, like Teacher Xiaozhen, and I call her by her first name."

"Then you should just call me by my name. I'm Cheng-kun's girlfriend!"

If you don't satisfy her, it seems like the topic won't be able to start... That's fine.

When I took a deep breath and was about to say the words Lian Bing, Ji Lian Bing suddenly spoke and blocked my words.

"Come on, let's try to say 'I like Lian Bing so much'."

"The difficulty suddenly became higher?! And I even added my own desires to it!"

"At the end of every sentence, add 'My Lianbing is the cutest!'"

"That's enough for you! My Lian Bing is the cutest! Huh?"

"Hehehehe~"

In the end, he was just playing tricks on me!

At this time, the waitress brought over what she had ordered previously.

"Please enjoy it slowly."

During the whole process, the waitress kept staring at me, as if she was looking at some rare animal... I mean...

"Really..."

I put the milk into my mouth angrily, but I heard Ji Lianbing suddenly come up to me, put her hand to her mouth and spoke to me mysteriously.

"Cheng-kun, I'm not wearing any clothes today."

"puff!"

He spurted out all the milk in his mouth and sprayed it on the face of Ji Lianbing who was right in front of him! Most of the milk squirted onto her face and hair, and a small amount ran down her chin and onto her neck.

"..."

Holy shit!

What did this guy say suddenly?

No, you mean, am I dead now?

When I think of her murderous look during lunch the day before yesterday...she will definitely kill me this time!

You can’t blame me! Who told you to say that? I am the innocent and passive party!

I thought that a disaster was coming this time, but this time Ji Lianbing was not angry. The color of the title did not turn red, but her cheeks turned red.

Putting on a shy look, he held his cheeks and closed his eyes in embarrassment.

"Oh, I'm covered in Makoto-kun's milk~"

There was an uproar all around.

"Uh...!"

This guy...!

After what she said, the current situation does seem a bit like being fucked...

Ji Lianbing scraped the milk off her face with her fingers and put it into her mouth. She licked her fingers carefully, not even leaving the gaps between her nails... I have to say that seeing this scene really aroused her desire and made her fantasize about it.

This guy is more like a succubus than Lili's real succubus.

"Now Cheng-kun must be full of thoughts of pushing me down on the bed and letting loose on me. It's really H~hehehe~"

"Where did that monkey come from? I have evolved into an advanced animal."

Ji Lianbing muttered 'Really~' and stood up with a suspicious expression.

At first I thought she was leaving or going to the bathroom to wipe her hair, but I didn’t expect that she stood up and only took three steps!

"La la la~"

Suddenly he sat in my arms, which startled me. I quickly spread my legs and leaned back on the chair.

The uproar was endless.

Look, the waitress who came over to give me a handkerchief was scared! Don't do such eye-catching things! Everyone is staring here!