Daqin: I was Lying Flat and was Overheard by Zulong

Mengze always has a very strange feeling today, as if these gangsters are seriously ill!

Otherwise, why are the eyes looking at him so strange?

【Forget about Xiao Su, he is still a child!】

【Sir, what the hell are you doing? Put away your stupid eyes! 】

[Brother Zheng's bandit-like fierce eyes are scary enough, what are you doing! 】

【And Li Si? What are you looking at me for?】

[Although I am handsome, dashing and suave, but I really don't do it! 】

[Male plus male? Believe it or not, I will kill you! 】

Do not believe!

Ying Zheng shook his head, his mouth almost crooked.

You are so eloquent, don't keep muttering in your heart if you have the ability!

You are so brave, speak up!

Shout out loud!

If you don't dare, don't dare, it's so shameless.

Even if we scolded us, you are still handsome and suave?

Have you ever stepped on a horse and praised yourself?

I don't even dare to say this, you are so shameless!

Shameless!

Little Jiujiu in Ying Zheng's heart is unknown to everyone.

However, after Mengze scolded him in his heart, his depressed mood faded a lot.

As for Lis...

This is total jealousy!

Look at His Majesty's attitude towards Mengze, and then look at yourself.

Omg mom!

They are all people, why is there such a big difference!

The key Mengyi dog thief, are you still laughing?

how?

Your Majesty has given you the task of placing the seismograph. You are very happy, aren't you?

If you're a motherfucker, be happy, don't show it!

Readers should be happy and angry, do you understand!

Petty, you petite!

"Since this thing is so magical, Mengze, why don't you make it in batches? Li Si still asked a very meaningful question.

There are too many good things, everyone thinks so.

For example, Ying Zheng, his eyes are lit up, according to what he meant, it would be best to have eight hundred and ten, even if he opened his mouth to Mengze, "Li Si said something human, Mengze, this thing can be Yes, can it be mass-produced? 99

Human talk?

Mengze's face turned green.

【Li Si, come here, see if I can beat you to death!】

【And Zheng Ge 11, you are a real jerk. Do you think I am a fat blue man?】

【If you want it, you still want it. If you want it, you are not satisfied. What do you want to do?】

【Brother Zheng, you are not only a bandit, you are also a big stomach king!】

Cursing and swearing in my heart, Mengze's face was full of wry smiles, "Your Majesty, it's gone, just this one."

[Seismographs, yes, there are, and the system provides more. 】

[But with the high-tech of riding a horse and using electricity, I will give you a slap in the face?]

system?

Fat Blue?

Electricity?

Ying Zheng was stunned.

What the hell is this shit?

But look at what Mengze means, what you have in your hand, and what I can use.

Just this one?

This can't be done!

Ying Zheng didn't give up, "Since that's the case, can it be mass-produced?

【Approval of your grandfather's cold legs!】

Mengze was about to scold the eighth-generation ancestors of Brother Zheng in his heart, but Fusu said weakly, "Father, royal father, this thing is just a material, we can't make it?"

【Nice job!】

Mengze gave Xiao Su a thumbs up in his heart, and Ying Zheng's face turned black the moment he heard the silly words!

This cold water splash is really timely!

But getting angry is getting angry, and what Su Er said was right.

This thing is made of brass, and it is still such a big piece.

In today's Daqin, even the bronze craftsmanship can't be said to be quite mature, let alone brass.

It can be made, but with the complicated and troublesome smelting of brass...

Undoubtedly thankless.

ah~

The somewhat regretful Ying Zheng sighed and caught a glimpse of Mengze from the corner of his eye, but he had new thoughts.

Shall I blackmail this stinky boy again?

Let him get me some more goodies?

"Oh, Your Majesty, I'm dizzy!" Before he could finish thinking, Mengze fell down on the reclining chair, holding his head, looking haggard and weak.

【Brother Zheng, what are you thinking, you shameless compulsion!】

[No, I really don't have to ride a horse, and I won't give it to you! 】

【You bandit, stop thinking about robbing me, let me go!】

【Come on, Brother Zheng, or I'll die for you to see!】

The villain in Mengze's heart wanted to cry but had no tears, and could not wait to roar three or two times.

Ying Zheng's face collapsed, his chest rising and falling with a hint of anger.

But on second thought...

It really makes sense!

Am I going too far?

That's all, the water flows.

Robbery is also a skill, isn't it!

Cut the meat with a slow knife, and fatten it up before you start!

Humph!

That being the case, I will let you go today!

With a final plan, Ying Zheng didn't plan to blackmail Mengze any more, but as soon as his butt moved, he sat down on the reclining chair beside him,

"Mengze, go and brew me a good pot of tea, I just finished eating, I want to digest!""

boom!

Turning over, Mengze fell to the ground, I want to die!

【Who will help me! Who will help me!!】

【God, you have hacked this bully, hacked this bully! 】

【He is not human, he is not human!】

[Steal my things, eat and drink, and he will torture me! 】

【Drink tea, you drink your horse's nail fungus!】

[Brother Zheng, your motherfucker is not a human, not a human!]

[You don't go back to sleep at night, I want to sleep! 】

[Woooooo, the sea cried and the wind knew, I cried who knows! 】

【Let me go, let me go!!】

Only Ying Zheng could hear the scolding and wailing in Mengze's heart.

The corners of his mouth were raised, his eyes half-squinted, and his heart was relieved and anxious.

Walk?

It is impossible to walk, it is impossible to walk in this life.

Your Mengfu is cosy and comfortable, and everyone is talented and speaks nicely.

I love being here so much!

What happened at night, hum!

I sip tea, look at the starry sky, and talk about state affairs.

Doesn't it taste good?

"Mengze, why don't you go?" Opening his eyes, looking at Mengze with a sad face, Ying Zheng showed a vindictive smile.

Monze:

"Your Majesty, wait a moment, I'll go here." His face was full of smiles, but Mengze's eyelids kept jumping wildly.

As for what's on my mind...

At night, Mengfu's backyard.

On the five rattan chairs, several people with different identities and moods posed the same pose.

Ying Zheng turned his head and looked at Mengze who was lying in a daze for a while.

You are so embarrassed to tell me, you don't have anything good?

hum!

Stupid?

Looking at the seismograph and globe that had just been confiscated on the ground, Ying Zheng felt relieved and brought the good tea from Mengze, I want to blow it on the kettle!

Um?

Today's tea, why does it feel wrong?

"Hey! This tea has a strange taste." Li Si obviously found this problem too, but couldn't tell.

Tons of tons, Ying Zheng took a big mouthful, and felt it in his mouth.

Mengze rolled his eyes.

【It is not surprising that there are ghosts, labor and capital added chili sauce!】

【Don't you like to drink, drink it!】

[Alas, I am too kind, I should wash my feet directly in the tea! 】

[However, the chili sauce is not bad, and the cold tea is accompanied by, hehe, kill you guys! 】

puff!

With all the tea in his mouth, Ying Zheng's face turned black.

The hand holding the teapot continued to exert force, and the whole body trembled.

I also said blowing on the kettle?

I blow your horse!

"Your Majesty, what's the matter with you, Your Majesty?" Li Si looked bewildered. Is there poison in the tea?

It shouldn't be, Mengze is not so bold, right?

What's wrong?

Ying Zheng sneered coldly, this is going to ask me a good luck star!

What is chili, I already know when I eat hot pot.

Is that something you can just add to your tea!

Your motherfucker is actually cheating on me, and you still want to wash your feet in the tea?

The point is, can I still take you?

I'm so angry!

no!

I can't swallow this breath!

I can't swallow it!

【Fuck!! Why did Brother Zheng look over here?】

【Isn’t you going to find out that there is chili sauce in the tea?】

【Calm down, it’s not bad to find out, I just said that the tea leaves are broken, and that’s fine?】

【Hey, my motherfucker is really talented!】

The moment Brother Zheng looked over, Mengze had already conceived a good rhetoric in his mind, but he didn't notice Ying Zheng.

His Majesty's face now is as pale as an immature orange!

His face twitched non-stop, and his heart was beeping.

You motherfucker is so talented!

"Your Majesty!" No matter what, Mengze still spoke.

With a look of regret and worry, frowning and shaking his hands, he looked constipated after getting up, so that no one else knew what he wanted to do.

Meng Ze hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, but the tea is not smooth? Alas, it's all my fault, the tea leaves have been left for too long, and it is estimated that they have become moldy and smelly. In addition, it is too late, so I can't see it clearly. Please, Your Majesty, punish me! "

what?

Seeing His Majesty spouting out a mouthful of tea, the confused Li Si wanted to try what was wrong.

The tea was poured straight into his mouth, but after hearing this, his eyes almost popped out.

you play with me, right?

get mouldy?

Then I drink a hammer!

I still drink so much?

#.....

The teapot smashed on the table and his arms were folded in front of his chest, Li Si's mood was very gloomy.

Ying Zheng, who knew the truth, was indifferent and watched Mengze's performance quietly.

Humph!

Pack!

You put it on for me!

You are the best at pretending to be innocent!

Still pretending to be a loyal minister and begging for punishment?

it is good!

.....

"Your Majesty!" Before he could finish thinking about it, Mengze was forced to come again, with a distressed look, and he stretched out his hand and beat his chest, "But Your Majesty, even if there is a problem with this tea, Your Majesty should not spit it out. , Your Majesty knows how many people there are in the world, can't they even drink water? Woohoo!""

Moral kidnapping, Mengze played with ease.

After some words, she burst into tears, and Li Si's old face turned red.

Yes, how many people in the world can't even drink water!

I'm... I'm so bad because this tea has a weird smell!

I am guilty, I am a sinner!

Tons of tons, ashamed, Li Si picked up the teapot and poured it on again.

Even Fusu and Meng Yi lowered their heads, ashamed!

I never thought that Mr. (Emperor) would care about the people so much, so good!

Only Ying Zheng has a dark face, will I believe you?

You can say anything, and you pretend to be a good person.

Co-authoring this tea was forced by you to add chili sauce, is it my fault for not drinking it?

I don't understand the suffering of the people?

Mengze, do you fucking want face?

Face?

Mengze has no face!

"Your Majesty, since Your Majesty doesn't drink this tea, I will drink it! For those poor people, I will drink it!" With impassioned words, Mengze was also pretending to be incomprehensible.

In fact, my heart has already bloomed with joy!

【As long as I stand on the highest moral point, I will always be right!】

[Brother Zheng, don't you want to drink tea, give it to me! 】

【If you don’t drink it, you’re sorry for the people, sorry for those who don’t even have to drink water!】

【Humph! I see what you do!】

I ride a horse!

Ying Zheng was so angry that his teeth were itchy, and his facial features were distorted.

I can't bear it anymore!

I'm going to kill you!

I'm going to kill you!

Thinking that he was about to get up, he saw Meng Yiteng get up at the side, and soon, a flash came to Mengze's side.

He grabbed the teapot in Mengze's hand, and said sternly: "Let me come! Never thought that Mengze would understand the suffering of the people so well, and think about those who suffered from the great drought!

Ugh!

God, you have grown up!

Now you know how to be sympathetic to the people!

I am so moved, I am so moved!

I was moved to tears!

Don't say anything, just dry this pot of tea!

Don't waste every drop of pure water you can get, start with me!

ton ton ton.

Ying Zheng:???

What are you doing out on your horse to make a fuss about?

Or is Mengze's acting skills so consummate that you can't tell which is the act?

$7!

energetic!

Since you are Meng Yi, you have to rush to be this early bird!

Then I'll cut you off first!

"Speaking of drought, I remember one thing. Since Meng Yi cares so much about the suffering of the people, give me an idea." This was a big deal, and Ying Zheng planned to say it in the courtroom.

But today is a coincidence, so don't let Meng Yi waste his brain?

What civil and military officials do you want?

My lord Shangqing, you love the people so much, I believe you can do it!

His Majesty's words made Meng Yi feel bad, but what does this have to do with my gratification of the emperor?

While thinking about it, Ying Zheng spoke again, "The northern land is suffering from severe drought. Zhezi has already come to me. The local people have been instigated by people with a heart, and there are signs of riots. Tell me, what should I do about this?"

+!

Meng Yi can't wait to give himself a big mouth, a big drought, how can my mother's mouth be so cheap!

Now that it's over, there's a ghostly solution to this problem!

Even in the courtroom, discussing with the officials together, there is only one solution!

Waiting for God to open his eyes!

Otherwise, there is a hairy way!

"What? Why didn't you speak?" Turning his head, Ying Zheng's eyes were threatening.

Don't you Meng Yi like to sing with Meng Ze very much? Now I will give you a chance to show your talents.

If you don't tell me one, two, three, four, five, I will kill you!

But in fact Meng Yi was very confused, he just casually agreed with the emperor, that was really moved.

The hell knows he's pretending!

But His Majesty's question is in front of me, this is to embarrass me on purpose, what can I do?

Just had to bite the bullet!

"Your Majesty, a severe drought is a natural disaster, and only God can open his eyes." It's better not to say it, but he has to say something, Meng Yi was entangled in the explosion.

Ying Zheng raised his head, the expression on his face could not tell whether it was good or bad, "What about the people's riots?"

ah this...

"Your Majesty, we can only send the local army to suppress it! When he said this, Meng Yi's hands were shaking with his head down.

Sure enough, Ying Zheng laughed immediately, "Oh? But don't you understand the suffering of the people very well, why do you always suppress them?

I am like this, but I also have to do something, Your Majesty!

Meng Yi was about to cry, and when he thought of this, he even regretted speaking out rashly just now.

I always feel... as if it was inexplicably blocking the gun for Mengze?

But looking at it, Mengze's face is innocent and honest, and it doesn't feel like it?.