Daqin: I was Lying Flat and was Overheard by Zulong

"Do you know what's going on with Baiguan now?" Turning his head, Ying Zheng was not in a good mood.

I am used to the salted fish in Mengze, and I am not angry.

right!

I am not angry.

In the final analysis, this is still the idea that Mengze gave me.

Now that all the officials are badly chanting, I am carrying out this matter under enormous pressure.

I never thought of you, a Damn it, Mengze, who is still sleeping at home now!

You are so angry that I am not!

"Your Majesty, I don't know!" Ying Zheng's question made Meng Yi very embarrassed. How could I not know about this kind of thing?

Two days ago, I went to ask for help, and I was scolded.

Hundred officials?

The opposition does not need to say more, in private, they are saying that asking for rain is my Meng Yi's idea.

Your Majesty, you listened to my slander, and you almost scolded me with your nose.

But I'm also very aggrieved, it's none of my business!

Obviously it's Your Majesty, do you have to do it well, I'm just a caregiver?

The reactionaries won't say much, anyway, they won't be able to pee in a pot.

But, Your Majesty, look at those who are in the same camp as me, let's just say Li Sina is a force.

When arguing, he is louder than anyone else, and when something happens, his mother just disappears!

It's cool for a while with the mouth and the gun, and I'll take the blame?

The more he thought about it, the more wronged he felt, Meng Yi regretted taking over this stall.

Rubbing his eyebrows, Ying Zheng didn't speak for a long time.

begging for rain?

Ugh!

Really tired.

"If you want to break through these doubts, you have to see that God can't open his eyes. 35 Looking up at the sky, Ying Zheng sighed leisurely.

Meng Yi raised his head with His Majesty, and the bitterness on his face showed everything.

The sky is clear, and the bright sun hangs overhead.

This is true even in Xianyang, not to mention the more remote Northland.

This is not asking for rain, this is gambling!

Mengfu.

It was noon, and Fusu, who was sweating profusely, felt pain from sitting.

Raising his sad eyes, he really couldn't hold it any longer.

"Are you still sleeping, sir?"

"Master Hui, still, still." The hesitant maid was a little embarrassed, and the smile on her face was reluctant.

Falling to the ground, Fusu didn't know whether to admire this forceful concentration, who could sleep until now on a hot day, or Mr. Sorrow's laziness.

What's so good about sleeping every day?

11 straightened up, wiped the sweat from his face, Fusu was numb, "Forget it, I'll wait.""

But this wait...for almost two hours!

"Ah~ Xiaosu, why are you here?" After washing, Mengze, who was wearing a light underwear, yawned, walked over, swayed, and sat down on the reclining chair, "Aren't you hot in such a hot weather? What are you running around for?

I don't want to either, Fusu grimaced.

By the way, why did you teach me a lesson?

Would you like to have a face?

I'm almost mad at you sir.

If I hadn't been able to move you, I would have killed you already!

Taking a deep breath and suppressing the depression in his heart, Fusu turned his head and pulled the elder, "Sir, in such a hot weather, you are still able to sleep, do you know that Baiguan is now begging for rain? It's all fried!

"Oh! 35 spit out a word, Mengze said that he knew it, and even thought he was a little annoyed, "Fried, fried, what does it have to do with you? Salty eat radish and worry about it.

puff!

Fusu had the urge to spit out old blood, and his face turned red when he was so angry.

That's it?

Sir, please comfort me!

Still have nothing to do with me?

Do you know the actual situation, you are talking slander here?

"It doesn't matter, sir." With a frown, Fusu's facial features were tightly packed, and Fusu's tone was very aggrieved, "These people came to me when they tried to persuade the father and the emperor to fail, alas~ I'm about to explode!"

Is this a side impact?

poor child.

Shaking his head, Monze was amused, "So, you came here to hide from me?"

"But, let's put it this way..." The old face blushed, and Fusu felt a little embarrassed, but after thinking about it, it wasn't all for the sake of being quiet, "Sir, you are so smart, quickly help the students out. Make up your mind!

Have an idea?

Piece of lips, Mengze raised his finger and pointed to the sky, "As for the matter of God, I, a mortal, can tell you clearly?

what?

"Then if this request for rain doesn't work..." Fusu's body shook, I'd have to die!

If this request for rain fails, the royal father will definitely be angry.

When the father is angry, I will be miserable.

That day, when I ate hot pot in Mengfu, the father said that it was because of me that I changed my mind.

In addition, I am an absolute supporter of begging for rain, so I don't even have to think about it.

If I fail to ask for rain, the royal father will definitely take out my anger!

He almost jumped up in a hurry, and Fusu, who was in a cold sweat, could still sit still.

Mengze didn't panic at all, he still looked like a Damn it who didn't care about everything, and stretched out very comfortably, and the words came slowly, "Your Majesty is full of blessings in the sky, praying for rain will surely succeed, you What are you worrying about, I'm a little hungry, I'm going to have breakfast, shall we?"

Um?

Why are you so sure, sir?

Well....you don't care at all!

But this breakfast?

Brother, it's getting dark, can't you see?

breakfast?

For you who just woke up, it's really a goddamn breakfast!

a few days later.

Days passed, and in a blink of an eye came the day of begging for rain.

Outside the city of Xianyang, there are huge crowds.

The Daqin army maintained order on the periphery, and the people in the city came to watch the ceremony with their families and their families, among them were the remnants of the Six Kingdoms who pretended to be good people to watch the tyrant's jokes.

In the inner circle, the officials stood respectfully, and Meng Ze was there, but the mood was very uncomfortable.

[Oh, it's so hot, I really want to eat ice cream. 】

[Brother Zheng, when you begged God for rain, you also mentioned my needs by the way. I have thought about the message for you. 】

【Heavenly and earthly, hurry up for the next ice cream!】

Um?

ice cream?

What is this?

Ying Zheng, who was standing in the first place, turned his head to look, his eyes searched, and finally found Mengze in the small corner.

What are you thinking about?

food?

But why do you want to eat on such a solemn and solemn occasion?

Get a little formal!

I'm so pissed off!

But I will not care about you first, if the request for rain fails.

I will take good care of you!

"Your Majesty, the auspicious time has come! 35 Ying Zheng was thinking that the people in Fengchang are already hot dogs, and when the time came, he immediately stepped forward to speak.

Ying Zheng nodded, and let's get started.

"Your Majesty will surely succeed!

"Yes, Your Majesty, for us and for the common people, will surely move the heavens!

"It's fine if it rains, but if the drought persists, Xianyang will soon suffer!"

"That's right, Xianyang is in the north, but it's not that serious.

""

Under the scorching sun, the mood of the people was very high.

They also look forward to the rain and the dew from the sky.

Not only for the disaster victims in the north, but also for themselves.

But the remnants of the Six Kingdoms hidden in it didn't think so, their eyes fixed on the tyrant in front of them, and a sneer appeared on their faces.

rain?

Ha ha.....

Tyrant, you can't even beg for urine, and you still beg for rain?

Look up, this is God's punishment for you!

You kill too much, this is retribution, retribution!

Now the severe drought in the northern land is unstoppable, and even the tyrant, your imperial city, Xianyang, has been affected.

We are waiting, waiting for you to fail today!

At that time, another wave of agitation will surely make you reunite with the eighteen rebel kings and send you to the eighteen layers of hell!

Thinking about it, the faces of several people were distorted.

They can't wait for the rain to fail, and they look forward to seeing Ying Zheng disappointed and hopeless.

But even as the backbone of the Qin Dynasty, His Majesty's civil and military officials.

These people are not very optimistic about this rain, and some of them can't bear their temper, and they have begun to discuss with great concern.

"Alas, Your Majesty has made a mistake this time!

"Yeah, in front of all the people of the imperial city, if it fails..."

"Those remnants of the Six Nations are probably watching in the dark, waiting for His Majesty to fail.

"I'd better be more prepared, wait for His Majesty to fail, and try to appease the people as much as possible."

crazy

Before they even started, they figured out the aftermath plan.

It can be seen that Baiguan is quite unconfident about this request for rain.

With sweat on their faces, Meng Yi and Li Si, who were struggling, looked at each other, and both of them had nothing to say.

Only Mengze, when he heard the whispers of these people, had the urge to pick their booger and flick their faces.

【Isn’t this trouble? Everyone doesn’t want to rain, right?】

[Hmph, wait, all faces are stretched out and waiting! 】

Ying Zheng can guess what happened behind him without looking, in fact, he doesn't have much confidence in himself.

But when he heard Mengze's voice coming into his mind, Ying Zheng felt a lot more at ease.

The people from Fengchang guided His Majesty. Today, Ying Zheng, who is wearing a plain robe and no crown, is a little less majestic, but more easy-going.

Under everyone's attention, Ying Zheng walked to the altar step by step.

Clean your hands, put some water on the stage, stand in front, and wait for Tai Changqing to read the message.

"Let's start." Ying Zheng nodded lightly, his face unwavering.

Tai Changqing held the proclamation, spread it out, and began to read it,

"There is no rain, the fields are withered, and the wells are depleted. As an emperor, I recite the hardships of the people, respectfully set up the altar of heaven, and send a message to reach the gods. I especially ask for the drop of nectar to save my great Qin and all the people!" 5

"Drought disasters, the emperor and the sky did not come down for no reason. If I am wrong, I hope the heaven warns me, don't punish me, the people of Qin. I am deeply grateful for the grace of God, and now I sincerely pray for rain. , thank God!""

After the announcement was finished, Ying Zheng burned three sticks of incense, moved to the altar, held his hands upside down, and made three sincere salutations.

"I have become an emperor, dedicated to the peace and well-being of the common people in the world, and I am worthy of my criticisms. This drought has made my heart uneasy. Today, I am going to ask the sky for rain, and I will send down nectar to save the people and soothe my heart.

Standing three prostrations, Ying Zheng inserted incense into the incense burner in his hand, took a cup of wine, sprinkled it on the ground, and finally faced the people with water, soaked his hands, and splashed the water on the ground under the people's feet.

"I pray that the weather will be good for me in Daqin, and there will be no disasters every year! I pray that the people of my Daqin live and work in peace and contentment, and there will be no more suffering! In this way, my heart is very comforted!"

"The ceremony is done! Thank you, Your Majesty!" With a roar, Tai Changqing immediately saluted respectfully.

Baiguan followed closely, "Thank you, Your Majesty!

"Thank you, Your Majesty!

"Thank you, Your Majesty!

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"5

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With the participation of the people, the sound of thanks here is deafening, but there is no rain for a long time.

Looking up, the scorching sun is in the sky, and there are no clouds in the sky.

That's it?

The remnants of the six kingdoms hidden in it sneered and it rained?

Next feather!

Tyrant, tyrant, have you screwed up?

wait till you die!

Northland.

In the nearest town to Xianyang, the matter of His Majesty's request for rain is naturally known to the locals.

It is not surprising that this matter has spread all over the world.

Even in response to this, an altar was built in the local area and it was also begging for rain.

The time is similar to that of Xianyang, and it is the auspicious time.

But it's been a long time, what about the rain?

Where has the rain gone?

The big and small officials stared at each other with big and small eyes, and they were about to cry!

Could it be that this method is useless?

Well, it's only useful to have a ghost!

"Humph! The imperial court is doing all this shit, what's the use of it!

"That's right! I don't want to save us from fire and water, so what kind of rain are you asking for!

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"Officer dog! It's useless at all!

"Incompetent, I am incompetent!

Seeing that the victims began to cry again, the dissatisfaction in my heart could hardly be suppressed.

On the altar, an official couldn't help but wanted to persuade him.

But haven't spoken yet.

....

He suddenly felt his hands wet, eh?

water?

Eyes widened in disbelief, the man looked up, and sparse raindrops slapped his face.

So comfortable~

"It's raining!! It's raining!!

Excited roars spread all over the place, and the originally noisy scene suddenly quieted down.

The sky that was clear just now turned gloomy, rumbling, and the dull thunder announced the arrival of nectar.

The wind picked up, and it was getting bigger and bigger, and along with the sound of the wind, there were small crackling raindrops.

"It's raining! It's raining!" The villager with a hoe in his hand lost something in his hand, and he wanted to go home to get a basin.

The old man on the side was shaking with excitement, and quickly wiped away his tears, "It's great! It's great!!"

"It's raining, it's raining! Let the storm come more violently!!! 35 The excited man took off his clothes and held it in his hand as a rag. Today, he's going to take a dewy shower!

Boom!

As if in response to his roar, the thunder became louder, and the pouring rain followed, nourishing all things and nourishing people's hearts.

"Quick, quick! Go and tell your majesty, go and tell your majesty!!" On the altar, the officials finally reacted.

They roared in the rain, screamed in excitement, and called the scouts 800 miles to rush to send the "Battle Report", the joyous "Battle Report"!

"Thank you, Your Majesty, thank you, Your Majesty!!" The people also understood what was going on, asking for rain is helpful!

They knelt down involuntarily one after another, repenting of the mistakes they had made before.

"Uuuuu, Your Majesty begged for rain for us, and we actually...

"We are not human, we are not human!

"Wow, thank you, Your Majesty, thank you, Your Majesty!

"Your Majesty saved my life, Your Majesty saved my life!"

In the heavy rain, some people cried, some laughed, and some kowtowed frantically.

The happy people laughed and danced, and excitedly hugged the wrong woman.

The moved people cried bitterly, wishing to slap themselves wildly for the previous riots.

It's hard to believe it's because of a rain, but it is.

At the same time, the whole Northland is revelling, what is there to riot, go home and bring a basin to collect water!

The people in various places fell on their knees, no one persecuted them, they all asked for it themselves.

They faced Xianyang in the heavy rain, shouting the same sentence.

"Thank you, Your Majesty! Thank you, Your Majesty!

"Thank you, Your Majesty! Thank you, Your Majesty!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty! Thank you, Your Majesty!

"Thank you, Your Majesty! Thank you, Your Majesty!""

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