Datang: I show my cards, I am the emperor

Chapter Seventy-Nine: Please Don't Insult Me [New Book Asks for Customization]

Wang Chen watched this old Li and his grandson stand up one by one, playing a heroic and magnificent posture for himself, he was actually a little confused.

However, after reacting, I still felt a little happy in my heart.

Sure enough, Datang people love to listen to this.

I like to listen to others praise them for their bloodiness, and then blow all kinds of glory and the like, and I really caught their itch.

It seems that in the future, I must say more such coercive words, and if there is nothing to do, I have to talk about it twice.

When you enter the court as an official in the future, you can also use this word twice when you have nothing to do, and when the time comes, the son of heaven and the hundred officials will definitely be bluffed by themselves.

However, Wang Chen didn't know at all that the entire group of people with the highest power in the Tang Dynasty had already sat here and listened to his pretending words in full.

It is not known whether this will have any effect in the future.

After praising himself in his mind, Wang Chen also stood up, raised the wine in the bowl, and signaled to everyone.

"Although the wisdom of several old brothers is not as good as mine, they may be slightly inferior in terms of ability, and their appearance is dwarfed by me. "

"But no matter what, the brothers are all real Tang people, and I see that you don't lack the blood and heroism that a Tang people should have. "

"For my Datang, I did this bowl!"

Saying 130, Wang Chen also drank all the wine in a grunt.

Li Shimin's minister: "???"

This Nima is used to praise people?

Why does it sound a little wrong, are you going to praise us for being equally bloody, or is it a side foil to your Wang Da's shopkeeper's talent, ability and handsomeness?

However, speaking of which, they have also become accustomed to Wang Chen's way of speaking and approaching, and now they have a certain immunity.

Anyway, the main purpose of today's visit has been achieved, and for the final answer to the second question, after Wang Chen finished speaking, everyone's opinions have been unprecedentedly unified.

The final answer was that there were only five people left, but all the sheep were gone, and no one questioned this anymore.

After relieving their worries again, the mood of Li Shimin and the others became cheerful again.

After eating and drinking, the hot pot ingredients prepared today were wiped out.

After being full of wine and food, Li Shimin patted his belly with satisfaction and burped quietly.

Then he stood up and, as he had done last time, untied his money bag again.

This seems to have become a special payment method for Li Shimin (CCBE), anyway, he will not go anywhere else when he goes out of the palace, it is nothing more than to come here.

Carry a money bag with you, and pay for the meal completely, and there are no other functions.

"Shopkeeper, I heard you solve a problem again today, and it is really clear. "

"This can be used as a writer when you go outside, and it's really face-saving. "

"When the third question of the Tibetan Kingdom comes out, I will come to ask you for advice, and you must not refuse when the time comes. "

Wang Chen immediately looked disdainful, and hurriedly waited for the others to arch his hand.

"Don't don't, don't, I beg you brothers, let me go, and give me a way out. "

"Don't ask me to answer such questions again, just ask some difficult ones. "

"You ask these pointless low-intelligence questions, and I have the feeling that you're insulting me. "

"If you don't despise me, I'll despise myself. "

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Seeing that Wang Chen's face was first disdainful, and then put on a pleading appearance, everyone present was choked up.

When I wanted to say something, I felt that the words came to my lips, but I couldn't say anything.

This Nima is too true, and answering such a question is an insult to him.

So what are they who can't answer, are they inintelligent, they don't even have the qualifications to be insulted?

Thinking of this, the eldest grandson Wuji and the others immediately burst into tears.

Sorry to bother, it's true that we don't deserve it.

They thought that the previous one was already the pinnacle of Xiao Wang's shopkeeper's taunting and poisonous tongue skills.

It turns out now that that's just the beginning.

didn't care about saying goodbye to Wang Chen or anything, the eldest grandson Wuji immediately hid his face and ran, and ran out crying.

Only Li Shimin was left alone in the tavern, looking at Wang Chen a little speechlessly.

It was only after a while that he coughed a few times.

"Brother Wang, you say so, but once the third question of the Tubo Kingdom comes out, I still have to ask you. "

After finishing speaking, it seemed that he was afraid that he would not be able to bear Wang Chen's poisonous tongue, so he quickly ran out of the tavern.

After everyone ran away, Wang Chen proudly put away the money bag left by Li Shimin, and then cleaned up the pots and bowls casually, and began to pour up those flowers and plants.

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And Li Shimin, Junchen and his ministers, after running out of the street corner quickly, hurriedly got into the carriage.

The procession began to make its way to the palace.

For most of the way ahead, the atmosphere on the carriage was a little quiet, and the eldest grandson Wuji and the others were still immersed in the blow, and they had not turned around.

It wasn't until the carriage had reached the second half of the journey that Du Ruhui spoke leisurely.

"Your Majesty, the minister suddenly remembered that there are still some things that need to be operated daily in my military department. "

"Either next time, I will come to Brother Xiao Wang to ask about the issue of the Tubo Kingdom, and the minister will not come with me." "

Li Shimin suddenly glared at him with his eyes.

Good guy, are you preparing to escape, is this still like a relationship between a monarch and a minister, and he actually wants to abandon the Son of Heaven.

However, Du Ruhui can be regarded as a starting point for everyone.

The eldest grandson Wuji also immediately followed and said: "Your Majesty, there are also a lot of things to deal with in my ministry, please forgive the minister for not coming with you next time." "

After the eldest grandson Wuji finished speaking, Wei Zheng also followed suit, and the secretary and supervisor, who had no correspondence due to the arrival of the envoy of the Tubo State, suddenly became the busiest institution in the entire imperial court.

It seems that without a few of them, these departments will not be able to function, and they will be paralyzed immediately.

Anyway, these people, they pushed one by one, and the third time they came to ask questions, they really didn't dare to come.

For fear of being poisoned again, their young hearts may not be able to stand it, and they will have a headache when they are already hit, and they will have two more sarcastic words, they are afraid that they will faint on the spot.

And after Li Shimin glanced around the carriage, he suddenly stared at Fang Xuanling.

"Xuan Ling, next time you will come with me, after all, several of them are familiar with Xiao Wang's shopkeeper before, and you have come less often. "

"Let you receive more edification and feel the skills of the king's shopkeeper!"

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