Daydreaming Fairy
62. Chapter 62 The Scheming Rabbit (Please Read It!)
Chapter 62 The scheming rabbit (please read it!)
Lu Fan never thought that having a pet would do such outrageous things.
The sour feeling almost made him faint for the second time.
"Get away!"
"Get out of my way!"
"I have no breasts ahhhhhh...!!"
Lu Fan yelled angrily.
Maybe it's because of a natural bloodline suppression.
Lu Fan's resistance made the Rabbit God tremble, and he immediately relaxed his mouth, raised his head, and looked at Ba Ba with aggrieved expression, whose expression darkened in front of him.
Murong Nitian and Lin Yaoyu looked at Lu Fan's chest again. A big hole had been chewed through the cassock, exposing his red and even bleeding chest. It was simply too horrible to look at.
"Ba Ba...but I want to eat grandma...I'm hungry!"
The rabbit god spoke softly.
"I have no milk!!!"
Lu Fan growled and emphasized.
The Rabbit God blinked his big eyes, and for some reason, his eyes fell on Lin Yaoyu, who also had rabbit ears.
It suddenly stretched out its finger: "Ba Ba, is this Mom?"
"Eh?" A blush suddenly appeared on Lin Yaoyu's face, and he took half a step back.
Her heartbeat accelerated inexplicably at this moment, and she was about to say something.
The Rabbit God had already jumped on his legs and rushed towards Lin Yaoyu.
"Mom, grandma~~~!"
"Fuck you!!"
Lu Fan immediately kicked him.
boom! !
Lu Fan's powerful and heavy kick directly kicked the Rabbit God out of the house like a cannonball.
Is my Yaoyu something you can miss?
shameless!
"Don't be afraid, I'm here to protect you."
Lu Fan held Lin Yaoyu's soft little hand and said with an upright expression.
"Eh?" Lin Yaoyu didn't understand why Lu Fan got hard.
But when she saw the hand being held, she blushed and didn't say much.
Lu Fan strode out of the house and saw the rabbit god rolling down on the grass.
The Rabbit God was still rubbing his red face in grievance. This was Ba Ba's loving kick. It could have avoided or resisted, but in the end it chose to bear it.
Basically, he's just a good baby.
Lu Fan walked up to the Rabbit God, put his hands on his hips, and said with cold eyes: "Do you know you are wrong?"
"I..." The Rabbit God was a little confused. He didn't know where he went wrong. He just wanted to eat grandma!
Lu Fan pointed at the green spiritual grass on the ground and said angrily: "Rabbits should eat grass! What kind of milk should they eat?!"
"Ah...but...but I'm still young...I've just been born..." The Rabbit God's eyes were filled with tears, and he looked at Lu Fan aggrievedly.
Lu Fan was also very aggrieved. Where could he get rabbit milk?
It’s impossible to make Lin Yaoyu work hard, right? !
I felt pity for the pitiful appearance of the Rabbit God, and even Murong Nitian and Lin Yaoyu couldn't bear it.
It is indeed cruel to wean babies right after they are born.
Lu Fan was very tough: "So what if you are just born? You can still utter human words when you are just born, so what if you are weaned?!!"
Murong Nitian and Lin Yaoyu were shocked at the same time.
How can it be explained this way? !
The Rabbit God was also dumbfounded.
Lu Fan was confident and added: "In our family, being able to speak means that you have grown up. It is extremely shameful for a grown rabbit to drink milk, so you should wean it off!"
The Rabbit God squatted on the ground, his dazed eyes gradually became clear, and his face showed a look of understanding: "I have grown up?"
Lu Fan nodded seriously: "Yes! You have grown up. You are heavier and taller than me, so why don't you think you have grown up?"
With the blessing of Dao Rhyme's natural aura, the boy's words were surprisingly convincing to Rabbit.
The Rabbit God suddenly clapped his hands, with a look of satisfaction and pride on his face: "I have grown up!"
"Yes, Bunny has grown up!"
"Hahaha, Ba Ba, Ba Ba, I have grown up!!"
The Rabbit God was jumping and dancing with joy.
"Hahaha... Yes, Tutu, you have grown up... you can stop drinking milk."
"Yeah, Rabbit has grown up and doesn't drink milk anymore."
"Yes, eat grass when you are hungry."
"Okay, eat grass when you're hungry!"
Each one of the rabbits sang in harmony, and the atmosphere began to become harmonious.
The Rabbit God really started to eat the spiritual grass.
Murong Nitian and Lin Yaoyu looked at each other, their shocked eyes seeming to shout: Is this okay? !
"Ba Ba, Ba Ba, this grass is so unpalatable."
"Be good, children can't be picky eaters."
"But Ba Ba, I am not a child, I have grown up."
"You will always be a child in Ba Ba's eyes."
"Ba Ba!"
"Good boy~~~"
Lu Fan coaxed the Rabbit God to eat grass, and the Rabbit God ate very enthusiastically, highlighting the filial piety of a father and a son.
Soon, the rabbit had eaten away the entire lawn of the backyard.
Divine beasts at the level of the Conferred God Realm have extraordinary appetites.
Lu Fan started to feel distressed again.
Eating grass all the time doesn't seem to be a problem.
The main thing is that he doesn't have that much spiritual grass for this melon to eat!
"By the way, Ba Ba, you haven't given me a name yet."
After Tutu had eaten and drank enough, he touched his round belly and said.
"name?"
Lu Fan stroked his chin and thought seriously.
He looked at the Rabbit God in front of him again.
Upon seeing this, the Rabbit God immediately squatted down in front of Lu Fan, his hands slightly curled up, and his big round eyes staring at Lu Fan with a look of expectation.
"Well... you have a strong physique... and your hair is brown and black..."
Lu Fan spoke slowly.
The rabbit had straightened up and was breathing rapidly.
"Why don't we just call..."
“Rhubarb bar!”
Murong Nitian:……
Lin Yaoyu:……
The Rabbit God looked at Lu Fan blankly: "Big... bastard?"
Lu Fan immediately shook his head: "No, it's rhubarb!"
The Rabbit God was stunned for a few seconds, then raised the corners of his mouth, his eyes gleaming, and said excitedly: "What a name!"
Murong Nitian and Lin Yaoyu roared in their hearts again: Can this name really be called good? !
The Rabbit God obviously had his own understanding. He shook his head and said: "Big means the vastness of the universe. The heaven and earth are so big that they can accommodate all things. Unless they have great achievements, they cannot be named!"
"Yellow is the essence of the earth and the glory of the stars. It has the thickness of the earth and the meaning of dazzling. It represents the majesty and majesty of the emperor, and contains Ba Ba's high expectations for me to become the supreme emperor in the future!"
"Rhubarb, big and yellow, means that I am the lord of all emperors!"
The Rabbit God has a sonorous and powerful voice.
I have to say that its loud voice really has a different kind of momentum when it speaks such heroic words.
Lin Yaoyu and Murong Nitian made people dumbfounded.
How can it be explained like this!
"Ba Ba! What a great name! This name is really classy!!"
The blazing eyes of the Rabbit God are filled with worship.
Lu Fan touched his nose and said humbly: "Haha, it's not bad, I'm just trying my best."
"Ba Ba!" The Rabbit God rushed towards Lu Fan gratefully.
"Rhubarb!!" Lu Fan responded equally enthusiastically.
Crunch!
"Ouch! It hurts, Dahuang, are you repaying kindness with revenge? Your bones have been broken!"
"How could it be possible, Ba Ba, I didn't use any force at all!"
The Rabbit God grinned with a simple and kind expression.
Looking at this scene of a loving father and a filial son, Lin Yaoyu and Murong Nitian felt that nothing was going on here.
The series of things that happened today were too outrageous. Feeling that they were eye-opening and full of food, they began to say goodbye to Lu Fan.
"Don't... don't leave... let's chat again!"
Lu Fan was locked up by the strong man Dahuang, and he cried out in sorrow.
"Oh, monitor, you can slowly cultivate your feelings, and we won't bother you anymore."
Murong Nitian is very knowledgeable, and now is a critical period for cultivating relationships with pets.
If he stays here any longer, he will not appreciate it.
"By the way, squad leader, you have a new pet. Remember to report it to the Academy General Affairs Office."
Lin Yaoyu reminded as he left.
The General Affairs Office of the Academy is in charge of training logistics, including not only the Treasure Pavilion, the library, the secret cultivation realm, the distribution of training resources, the ecology of the Academy, and other aspects. Even the dining hall is under the management of the General Affairs Office.
"Stop hugging me! Report it to me!"
"Go and report!"
"baby?"
"Where can I find the treasure?"
"Shut up!!"
Lu Fan finally broke free from Dahuang's arms.
At this time, Dahuang had already jumped into the villa and ran back again carrying the mace.
"Come on, Ba Ba, let's go find the baby."
The Rabbit God smiled innocently, and his two big buck teeth glowed with pure luster.
Lu Fan patted his head with a big hand.
What a sin!
…
…
A solemn black pavilion.
Academy General Affairs Office.
"Haqiu!"
Teacher Mu Shitao, the director on duty, sneezed.
"Who is thinking of me?"
Mu Shitao rubbed her red nose, supported her chin with one hand, and wrote and drew on the table with a pen.
Under the red and black cheongsam-like outfit, her graceful figure was highlighted. Under the cheongsam, her long legs wearing black stockings were crossed high and low, in a cross-legged posture, and her toes were circling in the air boredly.
Being the duty director of the General Affairs Office is the most boring time.
"Teacher, I want to report."
"Name, class."
Mu Shitao spoke casually without raising her head.
"First Grade Class 100, Lu Fan."
The young man spoke.
"Um?"
Mu Shitao suddenly raised her head.
She had heard of the name Lu Fan.
That was one of the three most influential figures in the freshman year, the man who had deceived the omniscient Chaos Stone Tablet!
Of course, as the director of the General Affairs Office, Mu Shitao naturally knew the inside story.
There are many teachers in the academy who are joking about this matter, laughing at the ignorance and ridiculousness of the students.
What deceived the omniscient Chaos Stone Tablet was just the ridiculous imagination of the students. Lu Fan was a real mortal when he entered school...
Um?
wrong!
Third level of spirit transformation realm? !
Mu Shitao's pupils shrank.
This young man's cultivation level...has actually reached the third level of the Spiritual Realm? !
It's only been less than a month.
Did your cultivation progress so quickly? ! !
Mu Shitao looked at the young man with a bright smile in front of her, suppressed the shock in her heart, coughed slightly, her tone softened, and asked patiently: "Classmate Lu Fan... what do you want to report?"
"It's like this. I recently adopted a pet animal, and I came here specifically to report it."
"Ah? What kind of pet?"
Mu Shitao was stunned for a moment. She wanted to talk about what kind of animal pets a person in the Spiritual Transformation Realm could accept. Their combat power was probably not as strong as the insects in the academy, and there was no danger at all. It would be a bit redundant to report here.
"Dahuang, come here!"
Outside the door, a giant rabbit jumped over.
When Mu Shitao saw this brown-black bucktooth rabbit, her delicate jade face was once again stunned.
"Wow! Ba Ba! I'm here to see my baby!"
She swore that she had never seen a rabbit with such a strange painting style. His voice was rich and heroic, and his smile didn't look like a good rabbit at all, but his clear and energetic eyes were full of innocence.
"It's a report! Report!!"
Lu Fan bit the bullet and emphasized.
"Okay baby."
Dahuang squatted next to Lu Fan, with a cute face, and extended his little paws. He looked at Teacher Mu Shitao with burning eyes and asked, "Baby, what do you need me to do?"
Teacher Mu Shitao stared blankly at the rabbit in front of her, her face twitching involuntarily.
"This is... your new pet?"
"Yes, it's called rhubarb!"
Mu Shitao had a lot to say.
But after silently sensing Rabbit's cultivation, his desire to complain was immediately replaced by shock.
sky! This rabbit…
There is actually a state of Conferred God!
[Ding! Mu Shitao's fantasy has a critical hit, and the fantasy value +2000]
Lu Fan's eyes lit up.
Oh, this is a big business!
I hope everyone can read it these days
Fight for the last wave!
(End of chapter)
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