days in the world of pirates

Inside the marshal's office.

First there was silence, and then there were screams.

"Doctor! Come on, doctor!"

"Marshal of the Warring States Period was covered in golden light and fainted with white smoke above his head!!"

"Come quickly, doctor!!! Your Majesty the Marshal has fainted!!"

Then there was a lot of excitement.

After a while of tossing, it took Warring States a while to wake up.

The first place he looked at at this time turned out to be in the direction of Old Man Garp, but he looked at Old Man Garp as if he wanted to eat this bastard.

Of course, you don’t need too much oil. Apply more honey and barbecue sauce to improve the freshness. It’s best to sprinkle some cumin, otherwise the meat will be too old and won’t be chewed well.

Or dip it in some egg liquid, wrap it in bread crumbs, and fry it until both sides are golden brown. The white beard next door will almost cry with greed...

It's so pitiful, who can stand the various stimulations every day?

Warring States was very tired. The two guys with whom he had the best relationship in the navy turned out to be more assholes than the other.

It's okay for that little bastard Mawson, at least he didn't cause any big trouble for himself. It's good for that bastard Garp. Not only is his son an enemy of the World Government and the Navy, but now even his grandson is on the opposite side of the Navy.

What evil did I commit in my previous life?!

It would have been better if Mawson had not been taught by an old bastard named Garp, and a good young man had been taught to become a little bastard.

I really want to kill these two bastards with one strike from Tathagata's palm. What should I do?

"Your Excellency, Marshal, which general will you send to the Chambord Islands now?"

The colonel who came to report was sweating on his forehead and his penis was trembling. He regretted coming to report at this time. He wondered if he would be slapped to death by the Warring States Marshal. The Marshal's eyes were so scary!

The old man Garp, who was being stared at by Warring States Period, looked unnatural and muttered to himself: "I'm not wrong. He is indeed my grandson. The garbage of the Tianlong people should have been cleaned up long ago. Why are you so excited!"

It's a pity that I can only say this in my own heart, otherwise it will be a bad thing if the next one is bad and makes Seng Guo really angry.

"Call Porusalino and ask him to go to the Shampoo Islands. He's the fastest!"

Warring States came to his senses and issued an order to the naval captain who came to report.

Except for Mawson, the three generals of the Navy are actually at the headquarters or Marigio, but only Kizaru is the best suited to handle this matter.

He is the one who is responsible for this in Marigio, and as a user with the Shining Fruit ability, he is also the fastest, well, in every sense.

"Yes, Your Majesty Marshal!"

After the colonel saluted, he hurriedly retreated, not even caring about his somewhat embarrassed appearance.

Suddenly he and Karp were the only two people left in the office, uh, and a lost little goat.

"Ahem... I still have things to deal with, so I'll take my leave."

Seeing that Warring States looked at him with a very unkind look, Old Man Garp realized that something was wrong and prepared to run away.

Just a little late!

The car door, bah, the door has been blocked by the Warring States Period, and the old man Garp in the room has nowhere to escape!

"You have to wake me up here today, and you're not allowed to go!"

There was a faint golden light shining on Warring States' body. In order to prevent old man Garp from running away, he even used some of his fruit abilities.

It can be seen that the end of Garp who is blocked in the room will not be too pleasant.

"No, ah! What are you going to do, Warring States... If you keep doing this, I will fight back... You old guy, don't slap me in the face!"

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After Mo Sen felt a little relieved, he felt much better.

He doesn't know what will happen next, otherwise he might be... even happier!

The fact that Ace was caught really made him feel more depressed than usual, even though he had already expected this.

It's just that things have happened, and he can only do his best.

For example, arrange for Impel City to take a little care of him, at least prevent him from being subjected to various packages from Impel City, otherwise no matter how good his body is, his skin will lose a few layers.

All kinds of punishments are simply not something ordinary people can withstand.

Even if you are a powerful fighter, you will lose half your life if you do this!

In the original plot, Luffy saw that only a few corners of Ace's life card were left, and he could see Ace's life state before being tortured.

The life card is a card that represents the owner's vitality. If the owner's vitality is strong, the life card will show its original intact form.

If you are injured, sick, or approaching death, the life card will weaken until it disappears - which means that a life has died.

Of course, the additional function is that if the life card of the same person is torn apart, the separated life card will always point in the direction of the life card owner.

Therefore, if you want to find someone in the vast sea, this is the most convenient way.

This was the case when Mawson went to Nine Snake Island. The life card not only represented his own vitality, but in terms of navigation, it was equivalent to carrying a precise guidance tool with him.

Just run wildly in that direction!

Mawson and Hancock had even exchanged life essences with each other, so naturally they had also exchanged life cards.

The entire world's ocean is too vast, and no one knows what accidents they may encounter on this ocean. Having a life card is the most convenient way to learn about each other's life situations.

However, Life Cards are generally only popular in the New World. The main reason is that the materials used to make Life Cards are unique to the New World, so the first half of the Grand Line and before are still rare items.

Hancock's life card was collected by Mawson from Hancock's fingers... Bah, they were made of fingernails, and they were specially dyed Hancock's favorite red.

The main reason is to distinguish, after all, Hancock is not the only one in Mawson's hands.

Ahem...this is a foreign language, let’s not mention it for now.

After Mawson hung up the phone from Seng Guo, he returned to his lounge chair on the deck in a relaxed mood.

This time, I am mainly happy because my acting skills have been further improved. The subtlety of my tone of voice did not even make Seng Guo, an old (lao) scheming (jian) deep (ju) calculating (hua) guy, see the truth from the lie, and did not see through Mo Sen at all.

trick.

In daily life, you must be happy!

If you are unhappy, then... make others unhappy, and you will naturally become happy.

Mohsen is very good at this!

"If you are ugly, you will have no friends. If you are handsome, everyone will love you. I would rather be a rich, handsome, pretentious and happy person..."

If you are ugly and have no friends, if you are fat and greasy, who wants to be a fat boy? If you are ugly and fat, no one will love you..."

Mo Sen hummed a song written by a guy in his previous life who liked to deceive him.

As an ugly person in his previous life, Mo Sen still liked this song very much. After all, Ah Q could make himself happy.

Life is already difficult, why make it more difficult for yourself?

But now it’s very inconsistent with my mood, right? So I still have to change it to a word that is more realistic.

In fact, the most terrifying thing is not the fear of being deceived by others, but the fear of deceiving yourself!

——And then you believed the lies!

For example, in this song, I won’t say which one will live longer, ugly or handsome, but one is envied by others and the other is judged by others.

If you don’t believe me, ask those ugly people who don’t want to be prettier, otherwise there wouldn’t be so many people spending so much money on their faces.

There has never been a person who took the initiative to go under the knife to make himself look ugly just because he is handsome, right?

Others on the deck have long been accustomed to the various lyrics that often pop out of Moson's mouth. I am afraid that only the newly joined Lu Qi and his team are still a little unable to adapt to Moson's style.

——If Mawson is a joke, then their former commander Spandam is a joke!

It looks similar with only one word difference, but in fact there is a big difference.

Anyone with a discerning eye can tell the difference!

Thumb thump thump~

The sound of high heels hitting the floor was heard, and a tall and graceful figure appeared on the deck.

Attracted a lot of attention!

This is naturally the only female soldier on the ship, the former CP9 Bubble Fruit ability user Kalifa.

She was wearing a black professional suit, a short shirt skirt, black stockings and small leather shoes, coupled with rimless transparent glasses on the bridge of her nose, which conformed to the fantasy of the perfect secretary around all leaders.

At that moment, Moson even recalled one of his favorite works by Yui-sensei from his previous life.

Snapped!

Snap!

The sound of walking seemed to be following everyone else's beat, but it could be seen that Kalifa must have something to report - her walking sound was faster than before.

Even the heartbeats of these bachelors are speeding up!

Bang! The footsteps stopped.

With a neat salute, Khalifa used her hand to hold her eyes as she habitually said: "Sir, Major General Ain called."

"Oh, what's going on with Ain at this time?" Moson raised his eyebrows.

"Major General Ain didn't say anything. She asked you to answer the phone."

There was a slight grievance in Kalifa's voice. She always felt that Major General Ain didn't like her.

But Rear Admiral Ain is famous in the navy for being fair and gentle. I don’t know if it’s my own illusion.

But being able to work with General Mawson was her dream. It didn't matter even if Major General Ain didn't want to see her.

A leader like Mawson makes him happy every day, unlike his former staff-making chief, who flattered him and never looked in the mirror.

Even if he is ugly, he is still an idiot...

Unlike General Moson, he is not only good-looking, but also powerful. He is gentle and humorous in his treatment of others, and his whole body is shining with bulingbuling.

If only...

"Kalifa, Kalifa...Kalifa?!"

"Ah? Ah! Sir, did you call me?"

Mawson's voice brought Kalifa out of her fantasy and her face turned red.

Secretly scolding himself: "Kalifa is really worthless, she has made a fool of herself many times! But General Moson is so handsome!"

"You're blocking my way." Mawson pointed forward, and Khalifa was right in front of Mawson's lounge chair.

If Mawson got up, he would directly bump into her.

"Ah? Oh, I'm sorry, sir, please~"

Mawson nodded and stood up, looking over Kalifa, wondering if he should buy Hancock such a costume next time...

This can be done!

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(1,600 kilometers, usually 18 hours of driving, this time it was 26 hours of driving, with only two and a half minutes of rest.

After I got home yesterday, I didn’t even take a shower or eat, so I fell on the bed and slept until noon today. The traffic jam in the Funan section of northern Guangdong really made me feel ecstasy, and it was freezing cold at home. I had to wear a shirt from Yangcheng to arrive all at once.

The house is wrapped in 5 layers.

Tsk, stop talking and continue to code the next chapter. Code on your mobile phone, if you go to bed early, you don’t have to wait.)