Dear Commander-in-Chief

Chapter 3002 Reduce one-third of a man’s ration [hilarious]

Bai Yeyuan lazily took the phone, thinking that the little woman had seen some gossip about herself. He also thought that he had asked Ye Yi to deal with the news last night, so that it would not cause trouble to the little thing.

Who knew, at this sight, he almost spit out the tea in his mouth.

Xiao Ning showed him that it was not gossip news at all.

But a popular post on a parenting website.

The title of the post is "Does your baby have a "birthmark" on his butt?" Do you know where it came from? 》

As soon as I opened it, I saw many mothers discussing this hot topic, and many even posted PP photos of their babies.

On the baby's white PP, there are various "birthmarks" of various colors and shapes.

There are red, pink, blue, black, light cyan, and even light gold.

Some people say it's a blood mole, some say it's a strawberry mole, some say it's an ink mole... the variety of opinions is really exciting.

Bai Yeyuan returned the phone to Xiao Ning and comforted her: "Don't look at these scary things, and don't worry about our Bai Dabao. He has good genes and we don't have this kind of birthmark, so he will definitely not inherit it. "

Xiao Ning, however, had a sullen face and said nothing. She clicked on the reply with the most likes on the post and threw the phone back to him.

This time Bai Yeyuan carefully read a few lines of words and raised his eyebrows.

"According to scientific statistics, the reason for the formation of such large-area birthmarks is that the couple had too many sexual intercourses during pregnancy, the intercourse lasted too long, and too much was released each time... Therefore, I advise you, baby Moms, dads, you must hold back any desires you shouldn’t have, do too many shameful things you shouldn’t do, and abstain from all desires for ten months, observe fasting and fasting, and resolutely avoid the possibility of large birthmarks on your baby! "

Bai Yeyuan read out loud.

The more I think about it, the more I feel something is wrong.

Damn it, what kind of anti-scientific post is this? It’s clearly trying to persuade him to become a vegetarian and not eat meat. How is this okay?

Bai Yeyuan's tone became serious and he began to criticize: "Little one, you have read medical books. When have you ever seen such an argument in a serious medical book? Doing that kind of thing will make children have birthmarks? They think The tadpoles released in the end were all sprinkled on the child’s butt? How ridiculous! There is no scientific basis!”

However,

Such a righteous rebuttal did not convince Xiao Ning at all.

Xiao Ning said lightly: "There is no mention of poison in the medical books. Why didn't you say it?"

Bai Yeyuan: "..."

The little thing is getting more and more annoying!

The corners of his lips twitched fiercely several times. After thinking for a moment, his tone became a little softer: "Then let's... reduce the frequency a little bit?"

For example, change from three times a day to twice a day?

My heart is bleeding! This is equivalent to losing one-third of his food rations. For this superstitious post, he made a huge concession.

However……

Xiao Ning's eyes widened: "With the amount you measured once, the baby's PP will turn green, okay?"

Bai Yeyuan: "What do you think?"

Xiao Ning: "I won't do it once again!"

Bai Yeyuan: "..."

The little thing is going to murder her husband!

After being suffocated for a long time, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he curled his lips and said, "This problem is actually easy to solve."

Xiao Ning lazily ignored him: "Yeah, it's easy to solve. Just tighten your belt from now on and don't be impulsive."

But Bai Yeyuan smiled evilly and caressed her lips with his fingers. Xiao Ning was horrified. She pushed his fingers away, covered her mouth, and protested hesitantly: "Don't even think about using my place. You... solve bad things for you! I don’t agree!"

Her mouth is not designed for that, it's so embarrassing!