Death: Marry Unohana Retsu at the beginning

"Dong dong dong..."

"Is there anyone there? Could someone please open the door for me!"

Mako Hirako, who was wearing a white captain's haori, and his vice-captain Aizen Sosuke, stood in front of the door outside the 'First Team' team building under the blazing sun above their heads, and had already knocked on the door for about ten times. The door opened for about minutes, but unfortunately it was ignored.

"Aizen, I just said we came too early, right?"

"Look at the other captains of the Gotei 13. Not only did no one arrive first, but even the members of the 1st Squad are still sleeping in the team building~"

"We are here so early. We are just disturbing people's dreams! Don't you know, Aizen, that disturbing others' sleep is equivalent to a crime in our 'Gotei 13' and should be sentenced to death?" ?!"

Hirako kept complaining to Aizen behind him.

"Captain Hirako, although what you said is not without any basis, I still want to remind you that there are less than fifteen minutes left before the meeting time informed by Captain Araki yesterday. In other words, if If we don't go in, we might be late..."

After listening to Hirako's words, Aizen reminded him.

"But you also saw that no one opened the door at all~"

After hearing what Aizen said, Hirako shrugged helplessly, pretending to be innocent.

"In fact, you can try to use your noble palm to gently push the door of the 'First Team' team building. As far as I know, except for specific times, there are no doors outside the 'First Team' team building." Guards will be deployed…”

After Aizen heard Hirako's words, he was speechless at first, and then reminded Hirako.

"Eh? There isn't even a guard at the gate of the 'First Team' building?"

Hirako asked in surprise after hearing what Aizen said.

"Have you lost your memory?"

Aizen was speechless at Hirako's question. Isn't this common sense? !

In Aizen's heart, his determination to drive Hirako out of the Gotei 13 was a little firmer. At the same time, Aizen decided to explain to Hirako: "Captain Hirako Mako, you don't remember the 'First Team'" 'Are there a total of six squads under your command?! I will explain it to you again. I hope you will remember it clearly this time..."

"The first is the patrol team of the first detachment of the 'First Team'. The team leader is directly led by Saito Fusei, the deputy captain of the 'First Team'. He is mainly responsible for the internal security of the 'First Team' team building and also oversees the 'First Team' 'The door to the team leader's room...:"

"Following this is the reporting team of the second division of the First Division. The division leader is Soichiro Sugigi. He is mainly responsible for notifying Captain Araki's decision to all members of the Gotei 13. Yesterday, we came to the fifth division. 'The person who issued the notice was the member of the notification team."

"Following them are the captain of the third team, 'Kidozhong', Tetsusai Gabibi, the fourth team, 'Hueco Mundo' expedition team leader, Kariya Shiki, and the fifth team, 'Quinchi' special attack team leader, Molejo Souya. , As for the sixth team, I only know that the captain of the team is the former captain of the ninth division, Tsunayashiro Tokinada, and I don’t know anything else~"

"Among the six units under the First Team, none of them is responsible for guarding the gate of the First Team building..."

After Aizen explained the internal structure of the 'First Division' to Hirako Mako so as to prevent him, the captain, from embarrassing their 'Fifth Division' and letting outsiders see it, Aizen thought it was because of his poor education. ? !

Immediately afterwards, Aizen seemed to have thought of something again, and complained mercilessly to Hirako: "Besides, is there really someone in this world who breaks into Captain Araki's 'First Team' team building?! I think that person will definitely Are you tired of living and want to experience the feeling of death?!"

"Oh, really? It turns out that the 'First Team' has changed its system!"

"Hahaha, that seems to be the case..."

After hearing what Aizen said, a few drops of cold sweat broke out on Hirako's forehead, and he kept nodding in agreement. At the same time, Pingzi tried to hide his guilt with laughter.

"The establishment of the 'First Team' has been like this for so many years..."

Aizen heard this and spoke calmly.

"Forehead……"

Pingzi was embarrassed on the spot for a moment.

"Click~"

Just when Hirako and Aizen were silent at the same time and the air began to become awkward, the door of the 'First Team' team building was suddenly pushed open from the inside...

"You guys are already late! Baldy!"

Then a little girl with short blond hair and a pair of ponytails and some freckles on her cheeks suddenly jumped out of the team building and kicked Hirako in the face.

"ha?!"

Pingzi heard the sound and subconsciously turned his head to look.

Then, accidentally, he was kicked out by the girl.

"It hurts!"

"Asshole Hiyori, it's really your boy who closed the team building door, right?"

Hingzi rolled on the ground several times, and finally hit the wall of the garden outside the team building. Then he stopped. He covered his red and swollen cheeks and roared at the girl.

"Idiot, idiot, bald man, Mako Hirako!"

"You are obviously late, but you still want to put the blame on my head. I won't be fooled?! A little bit..."

The girl, Hiyori, after listening to Hirako's words, kept sticking out her tongue at Hirako.

"Huh? Don't put Hirako Mako together with idiots, fools, and bald people! It makes my name seem like a derogatory term, you bastard..."

Hirako had never been so angry before. He immediately became angry at Hiyori, made a face at Hiyori, and fought back at Hiyori as if teasing a child.

"Huh? Who are you calling a bastard?"

"I want to repair you well..."

As Hiyori spoke, she took off her straw sandals and was about to throw them at Hirako Mako's face as she spoke.

"No, let me dodge your attack..."

"Hahaha, in this case you can't hit me, right? No Hiyori..."

Seeing that something was not going well, Hirako immediately hid behind Aizen Sosuke and continued to make faces at Hiyori.

"hateful!"

Hiyori was so angry at Hirako's actions that she decided that she must settle things with Hirako Mako today, the kind of distinction between superiority and life and death.

"Pa~"

Just when Hiyori was about to attack, a hard iron fist landed on her little head, making a deafening sound.

"It hurts!"

Hiyori's eyes instantly overflowed with tears. She turned to look at the person who beat her and asked in an aggrieved voice: "Damn Luo Wu, why did you hit me?!"

"Huh? You asked me why I hit you with my fist?"

"Think about it for yourself, your not-so-smart mind. How can anyone talk to captains of other divisions like you?"

The man who slapped Hiyori on the head was none other than Aikawa Ratake, the captain of the 'Seventh Division'. When he heard Hiyori's words, he spoke angrily.

"Huh? You're talking as if you are the captain of our squad..."

"Luo Wu, you are the captain of the Seventh Division, and I am the deputy captain of the Twelfth Division. If you manage me across divisions like this, isn't it an act of trespass?"

Hiyori yelled at the man who beat her violently.

"It's precisely because your squad doesn't have a captain, so I have to replace him and manage you, this disobedient brat!"

Luo Wu heard this and replied righteously.

"Humph, I'm ignoring you..."

Hiyori said, first snorted, and then ran towards the inside of the 'First Team' team building.

"Hey, Hiyori..."

Hirako looked at Hiyori leaving with a bit of worry in her eyes.

"Hirako, don't tolerate Hiyori everywhere. That child was spoiled by you, Hikifune and the others..."

After Luo Wu told Hiyori to run away, he did not forget to give Hirako a few words of advice.

"I know, I know……"

Hirako nodded perfunctorily to Luo Wu, and then led Aizen toward the head room of the 'First Team'.

"..."

As for Aizen, who is Hirako's deputy captain, he never said a word from beginning to end. He listened silently to the remarks of the captains. While silent, he was designing his own plan in his head.

"Come here, captains..."

When the captains entered the "First Team" team building, they saw a group of patrolling soldiers. Although the door of the "First Team" team building was unattended, it was convenient for the Death Squadrons. , there are more urgent matters to notify the captain, but someone still needs to be managed internally. After all, the team building of the 'First Team' is too big, and many people still need to do the logistics and cleaning.

And after the leaders of the Gotei 13 entered the First Team, in order to prevent these captains and team members from getting lost in this large First Team, there would be The personnel specifically responsible for this aspect led the people from other divisions to the 'Team Head Room' where Araki was located, and waited quietly outside the 'Team Head Room'.

Not long after, under the leadership of the members of the "First Team", a group of captains finally arrived at the door of the head room of the "First Team". It was also after the team leaders arrived that there was a person in charge of The soldiers guarding the door of the first team's head room hung a number of signs symbolizing the teams represented by the heads of these teams on the wall outside the team head, and recorded the arrival of these captains. time,

"'Team 3', 'Team 4', 'Team 5', 'Team 7', 'Team 9', aren't there just five teams here?! 'Team 12' because The captain is not here, so let’s rule it out for now, haven’t the captains of other divisions arrived yet?”

Not long after Hirako and Luo Wu came to the front room of the "First Team", Rokuche Kensai and Fengqiaolou Juro came "hand in hand" as if they had discussed it.

Hirako naturally knew about the relationship between Captain Unohana Retsu of the 'Fourth Division' and Araki. He knew that Unohana Retsu might have been in the captain's room of the 'First Division' last night. What he felt speechless was , it was about to be a meeting, but only five captains came.

Just when Hirako was speechless at the situation in front of him, the 'First Division' team member who was responsible for hanging the signs seemed to have received some news, and he hung up the 'Eighth Division' on the check-in wall of the team captains one after another. "Team" and "Team 13".

"Sorry, sorry, we seem to be late..."

Immediately afterwards, Kyōraku Shunsui, wearing a bamboo hat, came together with Ukitake Jūshirō.

"The leader of the Kyoko Band is not late this time. This is really an improvement!"

When Hirako saw Kyōraku, he immediately smiled and complained.

"Nonsense, I'm always the first to arrive, and I've never been late..."

Kyōraku spoke forcefully upon hearing this.

"Haha, who was the person who was punished by Captain Araki last time for standing outside the First Team's building and guarding the gate for the First Team for a month?!"

After Luo Wu heard Jing Le's words, he immediately revealed Jing Le's background.

"a ha ha ha……"

After hearing Luo Wu's words, Jing Le wasn't angry at all and just smiled softly.

"I was the one who called the leader of the Beijing Band from bed!"

At this time, Lisa Yakinmaru, who had a beautiful face and plump figure, suddenly gave a thumbs up and proudly spoke to the captains present.

"Thank you for waking up Kyōraku, Lisa."

When the captains heard this, they looked at Lisa with pity. There was no one else with such a shameful captain...

"It's not hard, I kicked him out of bed!"

Lisa heard this and once again preached proudly.

"It hurts a lot, okay?"

After listening to Lisa's words, Kyōraku stroked his waist with a depressed look on his face.

"Senior Brother Kyoryu, Senior Brother Ukitake..."

At this time, Aizen quietly walked up to Kyōraku and Ukitake, bowed slightly and said hello.

"Hey, Aizen, long time no see~"

After listening to Aizen's words, Kyoraku patted Aizen's shoulder familiarly.

"Junior Brother Aizen, long time no see!"

As for Ukitake, he was extremely polite and nodded towards Aizen.

"Everyone is here~"

While several captains were standing outside the front door of the first team chatting, the captain of the second team, Yoruichi Shihoin, the captain of the sixth team, Ginru Kuchiki, and the captain of the tenth team Isshin Shiba and the three captains, who symbolized the 'Five Nobles' today, came to the 'First Team' team building together.

"Huh? Are you kidding? The captain of the '10th Division' has actually been replaced!"

"Really, in the past few short years, the 'Third Division', 'Seventh Division' and 'Ninth Division' have successively changed their captains, and now it's the turn of the 'Tenth Division', including those who have been promoted." Captain Hikifune of the 12th Division, haven't half of our captains of the Gotei 13th Division been replaced? Is it really okay to continue like this?"

After Hirako found out that the captain of the '10th Division' that he had been longing for had changed from Shiba Zehong, a busty girl, to Shiba Isshin, a guy who looked very immoral, he complained with a little heartbreak.

Speaking of which, the two of them, the stunning beauty Soho-san from the 'Third Division', and Hikifune Kiryu from the 'Twelfth Division' who perfectly fit all his sexual preferences, were transferred and promoted from the 'Gotei 13th Division'. By that time, he had already been heartbroken for a while. As a result, his last thought was that Shiba Zehong also left the position of leader. For a time, the leader of the Gotei 13 directly became a monk...

He said he wanted to be with these men every time he had a meeting! He Hirako Mako likes women! woman! He wants to have a meeting with his beautiful sisters, bastard~

"The captain of the 'Third Division' was transferred to the 'Second Division', the captains of the 'Seventh Division' and the 'Ninth Division' were all transferred to the 'First Division', and the captain of the 'Twelfth Division' was chosen In short, everyone has chosen a bright future..."

Kyōraku touched his chin and explained to Hirako.

"What about Captain Zehong of the '10th Division'? Where did she go?"

Hirako ignored the captains of other divisions and specifically inquired about the whereabouts of Shiba Zehong.

"Captain Zehong, I don't know this..."

After hearing what Hirako said, Kyoryu shrugged helplessly.

"If you are asking about cousin Zehong, she was called away by that boy from Tokitan a few months ago. She was told that it was a task assigned by the captain and he could not handle it alone and needed a helper with enough strength to help him complete it. …”

Just when Kyoraku was also confused, Isshin Shiba, who looked tired, suddenly spoke and explained the whereabouts of Shiba Zehong to everyone present.

"The Shiba family is in complete chaos right now!"

"The former head of the family, that bastard Tianshun, saw that after his eldest son graduated from the 'Spiritual Arts Academy', he had a successor! He didn't care about his other children, and took advantage of the Shiba family without the permission of anyone in the family. The private 'world-traveling gate' has gone to the 'real world' to travel around the world..."

"Zawahong, who was originally supposed to take over for the runaway Ama Falcon and become the head of the Shiba family, was called away by a bastard from the Tsunayashiro family in the name of the captain. Now even I can't contact him. Two irresponsible bastards..."

"In the end, I only had to be responsible for the management of the branch family, and I just had to eat and wait for death every day. I was like a duck on the shelf, and was forcibly carried to the '10th Division' by Captain Araki to serve as the captain. I was really It’s so hard…”

Shiba Isshin kept complaining about his own misdeeds to the captains in front of him.

Yes, Shiba Isshin is Kurosaki Isshin, the father of the original protagonist Kurosaki Ichigo. Because of the plan of Tsunayashiro Tokinada and others, a series of butterfly effects were set off, and he was forced to come to the '10th Division' team in advance. She reported that he will stay in the '10th Division' for several decades longer than in the original work.

"ah……"

After hearing Shiba Isshin's words, Hirako fell completely silent.

"But speaking of it, there are really not many captains who can really stay in the Gotei 13 for hundreds of years. In terms of seniority, there are only me, Ukitake, Yoruichi and Captain Ginling. It’s been the longest time…”

After hearing Hirako's words, Kyōraku seemed to have thought of something and said with some emotion.

"Jingraku, don't forget Mrs. Unohana..."

Ukitake reminded him immediately after hearing Kyōraku's words.

"Haha, how could I forget Master Unohana? Master, Master, and Master are the seniors of our Gotei 13..."

"However, we are talking about a centenary-level captain here. Master, she should be considered a millennium-level captain, right? Hahahaha..."

Kyōraku thought of something interesting and suddenly laughed.

"Click~"

It was just when Kyōraku was laughing that the door to the front room of the 'First Team' was suddenly pushed open, and a beautiful and smiling woman leaned half of her body out...

"Ara, Kyoryu, you are so happy to smile today~"

"I heard your laughter even in your master's team leader's room~"

"Did you encounter something funny today? Why not share it with all of us~ Let us all have fun together?"

The cold beauty who can be said to be the most beautiful woman in the world walked out of the head room of the 'First Team' and immediately asked Kyōraku with a smile.

"Forehead……"

For a moment, both Kyōraku Shunsui and everyone present fell silent, especially Kyōraku Shunsui, who couldn't laugh at all at the moment.

"Kingraku, why don't you laugh?"

"You don't smile, is it because you don't like to smile by nature?"

The cold beauty looked at Kyōraku, whose smile fleetingly disappeared, and continued to ask.

"Forehead……"

Kyōraku was a little flustered at the moment, and sweat continued to form on his forehead.

"It's over! It's over! It's over..."

"What I just said must have been heard by my wife, definitely heard!"

"Now, I'm afraid I'm going to die here..."

Kyōraku was already panicking. Just now, he seemed to have accidentally provoked the person who should not be provoked in this Seireitei.

Yes, the cold beauty who walked out of Team Araki's front room was none other than Retsu Unohana! Just as everyone thought, Unohana has been waiting for them in the head room of the 'First Team' since last night.

"Hmph~"

Unohana snorted coldly after seeing Kyōraku's panic. She looked at the other captains present and said calmly: "Captain Araki asked you to come in..."

After Maozhihua finished speaking, the figure entered the 'team leader's room'.

"hehe……"

After Unohana left, all the captains present felt relieved. Many of them would lightly pat Kyōraku on the shoulder as a sign of respect when they left Kyōraku.

"And my dear senior brother, you are the real rebel!"

Among them, even Aizen, who has been rebellious since childhood, gave Kyōraku a thumbs-up of admiration from the bottom of his heart after seeing the scene in front of him.

"Lisa, my condolences~"

As for Ukitake Jushiro, he directly told Lisa Yakinamaru that he could prepare thick materials for Kyoraku in advance. It will probably not be long before Kyoraku will be sent to 'Hell' by Captain Araki to guard the gate.

"No, Master and Master, please listen to my explanation!"

After a brief silence, Kyoraku rushed into the head room of the 'First Team', trying to finally redeem his previous mistakes.

"Ah, didn't this meeting just begin?"

"It seems I didn't miss it~"

After all the team leaders present entered Araki's team leader's room one after another, Zaraki, carrying his Zanpakutō, belatedly arrived at the 'First Team'...

After Zaraki discovered that the captains of other divisions had just begun to enter the first team's head room, he breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he was not late, otherwise he would have been like Kyoraku. The squad's guarding the gate.

"Everyone, after entering the conference room, consciously stand on my left and right sides according to the difference between even numbers and odd numbers! The meeting of the leaders of the Gotei 13 will begin soon..."

When all the captains entered the head room of the 'First Team', Araki, holding his Zanpakutō in both hands, spoke in an extremely serious manner to the captains present.

I don't know if it was Araki's illusion, but when he looked at the leaders of the Gotei 13 in front of him, he always felt like he saw himself in the past, with the opponents of the original Gotei 13. , the person who was the captain at that time was his dear teacher Yamamoto...

Time has passed, and in the blink of an eye, Genryusai-sensei and all the captains of the Gotei 13 that he was familiar with have become a thing of the past. Now the great Seireitei has completely come to his era. ~

However, Araki knows clearly in his heart that the times are constantly advancing, just like the realm is constantly improving. It will probably not be long before this 'Seireitei' will enter the era of his good apprentice, Aizen Soyousuke. Already? !

"Come on! Soyousuke..."

Thinking of this, Araki's eyes seemed to pass through the wall of the first team's leader's room, and he took a deep look at Aizen Sosuke, who was standing outside the leader's room, waiting quietly.

At the same time, in the Second Division’s team building, in an extremely messy room...

"Dingling bells Lingling..."

Accompanied by a long series of noisy alarm bells, which sounded in the extremely dirty room filled with various experimental instruments, a man with short, rough yellow hair, dark circles under his eyes, and an unkempt beard, Slowly opened his eyes.

"Huh? It's already the second day?"

After the man opened his eyes, he touched his chin and said to himself

"Huh? Wait, if I remember correctly, today seems to be my inauguration ceremony in the Gotei 13th Division, right?"

"That is to say, at this time, Yoruichi and other captains are all waiting for me to have a meeting in the head room of the First Team..."

"Damn it! Damn it! I was so involved in the experiment that I actually forgot about such an important thing..."

That man was none other than Kisuke Urahara, the newly promoted captain of the 'Twelve Division'. At this moment, as he continued to talk about what he was saying, his whole body was completely sober because of this sudden surprise. He began to He put on his clothes in a panic.

"Socks, shoes, and death uniform..."

"No, where has my leader Yuori gone?"

"Has anyone seen the leader of my 'Team 12', Haori?"

"Please return it to me quickly, I'm going to be late..."

"No, to be precise, I'm already late!"

After Urahara Kisuke got dressed, he suddenly found that his team leader Haori was missing. He was still wearing the white coat used in yesterday's experiment, which made Urahara panic.

"Idiot! Captain Yoruichi told me yesterday to have your haori washed!"

After hearing Urahara Kisuke's quarrel, Haesao Aya who was passing by yelled angrily.

"Ah? So you washed it for me?"

"Ah hahaha, sorry, sorry..."

"Because I have been experimenting, I really forgot about this~"

"But I really want to thank you this time. I'll treat you to a meal if you have the chance, Suo Ling~"

Urahara Kisuke breathed a sigh of relief after hearing what Haesue Aya said, and then he immediately ran towards the laundry room of the 'Second Division'.

"There's no need to eat. Please don't go back to the 'Second Division' again if nothing happens!"

After listening to Urahara Kisuke's words, Haesao Aya yelled.

At the same time, the head room of the 'First Team'.

When the captains, under Araki's order, stood on both sides, everyone became serious and silent. After all, this was in front of the captain, and they did not dare to be as wanton as they were outside the captain's room. Small talk.

"Aren't you coming yet?"

"Haha, this new captain can do it~"

"You dare to be late on your first day as captain? Let all the captains of the Gotei 13, including the chief captain, wait quietly here for him. This is really a promising future! I don't know. What's the origin..."

However, although everyone did not say anything, they began to murmur in their hearts.

Among them, Hirako Mako's mind is the most active, because Hiyori is still serving as the deputy captain of the 'Twelfth Division', he must ensure that the newly promoted captain of the 'Twelfth Division' is a good person to talk to, otherwise He would have to find a way to get Hiyori to go to another division.

"Senior Sister Yeyi..."

The other side represents the side where the captains of the even-numbered divisions stand...

After waiting for a while, Kyoraku realized that the newly promoted captain of the 12th Division had not arrived, and subconsciously looked at Shifengin Yoruichi, who was also on the even side.

As one of Yoruichi's 'ones', Kyōraku naturally knows a lot more than the other captains. He knows that Urahara is from the 'Second Division' where Yoruichi is, and through Yoichi's recommendation, he finally passed the assessment. Promoted captain.

As for Kyoraku's intention of looking at Yoruichi, he was not blaming Yoruichi, but worried about whether something had happened to the newly promoted captain and whether he needed to send someone to investigate. After all, he was proud of The vice-captain is waiting outside the team leader room.

"..."

Yoruichi felt the concerned gazes of Kyōraku, Ukitake, and Unohana, and shook his head helplessly. What should I say? It was difficult for her to tell everyone present that Urahara Kisuke was a person with such a personality.

"Late, late..."

Just when all the captains present were frowning because of Urahara's tardiness, accompanied by extremely anxious shouts, a young man with yellow hair, wearing a brand new white captain's haori, went straight to the captain. The head of the 'First Team' came.

"Click~"

And in the last few seconds, seeing that he was about to be late for more than half an hour and break Kyoryaku Shunsui's tardiness record, he rushed into the head room of the 'First Division' and looked deeply at all the captains present. Bowed, and then apologized deeply: "Sorry! I was accidentally late because of an experiment..."

"This guy seems to be very reckless!"

This was the first thought of all the captains present when they saw the man in front of them.