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At this moment, accompanied by a burst of laughter, a man with pigtails jumped out from the crowd, and his left hand and right hand each grabbed a person's neck.

"What did I see?" The man landed on the ground, looked at Elsibelle with a mocking smile, and said, "Someone actually wants to use his own power to go against the entire Amestorius?"

End of this chapter

"Kaka, who said it's one person? There are six of us here!" Elsie Bell crossed her arms, chuckled and looked at the pigtails in front of her, and said, "Don't you know how to count? No? No, no, no, no? The dignified national alchemist of Amestris can’t read? No, no, no, no, no?"

I don't know why, but it was just a repetition of the three words "No way", but a # sign suddenly appeared on the foreheads of the two men holding their pigtails.

"Very good, if you are provoking me, then I can tell you that you succeeded." A dangerous smile appeared on the pigtail's face, his squinted eyes opened slightly, and he looked at Ai Qian Bell said: "Go on living."

As he spoke, he gently pinched the head of the soldier beside him with his right hand, then grabbed the man's neck and threw him forcefully towards Elsebell.

"Sure enough, it's this move..." Elsebell showed a clear look.

Because before entering the world of steelmaking, Elsebell had re-edited the animation of steelmaking, and then memorized the characters that appeared in steelmaking very carefully - this also allowed her to recognize the little boy in front of her at a glance. The braid is probably the Alchemist of the Crimson Lotus, Zolph J. Kimblee in Steel.

In terms of interests, his character is somewhat similar to Naruto's Deidara, both of whom like to "explode" - Kimbli is a bomb maniac with unique values, and his alchemy is also good at making flammable and explosive materials. object.

By the way, his alchemy can even transform the human body into a bomb, so the soldier he threw at Elsebell had already been transformed into a human bomb.

"Help me..." The soldier was flying towards Elsebell, with tears and snot flowing down his face. He spoke in a voice full of despair, as if he was grasping the last straw. Elsebell shouted: "I don't want to die ah ah ah ah -"

As if aware of the changes in his body, the man cried even harder.

"help me--"

Just when the man was completely desperate, closing his eyes and preparing to wait for the explosion, he felt a small hand on his chest, and Elsebell's teasing voice sounded in his ears: "It's true. , how old are you, why are you in such a panic?"

"You..." The man's eyes widened in shock, because he felt that his body seemed to... calm down?

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, daze." Elsebell raised her head, glanced at Kimblee, who looked surprised, and said, "Isn't a suicide bomb a little too much?"

"Interesting..." Kimbree did not show any angry expression, but instead felt a sense of freshness at seeing something new, "Although I don't know where you, a little dwarf, came from..."

The next moment, Kimbree's mouth closed, and he himself slid through a graceful arc in mid-air, and then fell behind the crowd.

"Who are you talking about who can't see a dwarf as tall as a mung bean without lowering his head?" Elsebell shouted angrily - in fact, she was not angry, but in the world of steel making, if she didn't give it a try Wouldn't it be a bit boring to try the angry quotes of the protagonist Gang Zi?

"Huh, cool!" Elsebell wiped her forehead with a happy expression. She finally understood why Edward would get angry every time he was called short - wow, what a good excuse to hit someone. ah!

You said I was short, so I got angry and beat you up. Is that okay? If you say there's something wrong, it must be that I didn't hit hard enough.

"hiss……"

At this time, Kimbree, who had been kicked away by Elsebell, stood up holding his stomach with the help of other soldiers, and then touched his belly with a look of disbelief.

Damn it, what just happened? Why was I kicked away in the blink of an eye? Is that damn dwarf so fast?

Kimbree felt a little uncomfortable because he hated such fast opponents - after all, the bomb was still suitable for apex blasting, and it was a bit difficult to keep up with fast opponents.

"However, I am not helpless." Jin Buli wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth with his fingers, then looked forward and said: "Use enough numbers to... determine the outcome!"

After Kimbree moved his shoulders, he said loudly: "Hey, little one, the purpose of your appearance on the battlefield is to prevent the war between Amestolis and Ishval, right?"

"Kaka, maybe I just want to make the war more lively?" Elsebell did not answer Kimbree's words.

"Would it be more lively? It's interesting." Kimbree said with a smile on his lips: "Then, let's make the war more interesting!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Kimbree lowered his body and joined the ranks of soldiers. He didn't care who he touched. Anyway, as long as he touched someone, he would release an alchemy to transform that person's body. Become a human bomb.

"Little one, I'm not interested in your ideals, but I only know that in the next ten seconds, everyone I touch will die." Kimblee's voice rang out among the crowd, "Stand by and watch. ?"

"Kaka, it's your soldiers from Amestris who died, what does that have to do with me?" Elsebell said, but her sight and color locked onto Kimbree in an instant, "But your attitude It makes me very unhappy.”

Elsebelle arrived first, retracing Kimbli's movement, repairing all the suicide bombs he had created, and then followed Kimbli closely. When Bu Li becomes a different person, she will save one person.

Just like this, nearly fifty seconds passed. After Kimbree had created more than a hundred human bombs in one go, he rolled onto his side and hid in the obstacle behind the soldiers, and then stood up with a smile on his face. He pressed the hat on his head and said, "Little one, I want to see what you are going to do."

"Are you talking about me, little one?" Elsebell squatted on the sack behind Kimbree, then looked down at Kimbree, and said with a smile: "I'll give you a chance to organize your words~"

"..." After hearing this voice, Kimbree turned his head stiffly and glanced at Elsie Bell standing behind him. He suddenly widened his eyes and said, "Hey, when are you going to follow me?" Came here?"

"Uh... when you were provoking me with your speech?" Elsebell tilted her head and thought for a moment, then said: "The main reason is that I see you are so confident in provoking me, so I just want to see what you want to do. And that’s what it turns out to be?”

That's true. You said you should have some skills in provoking me, right? After all, use a big move, an explosion, and then a full-screen AOE boom, right?

But you...hey, you just created a batch of suicide bombs without any brains?

"It's really useless." Elsebell looked at Kimbree with a disappointed look on her face and said, "Is this all your consciousness?"

"..."

Kimbree looked at Elsebell without saying a word, then suddenly turned over, with his toes on the ground, and grabbed Elsebel's calves with both hands.

Here, sir, blow it up!

Kimbree is determined to kill, and the alchemy array on the back of his hand has begun to operate. As long as he catches Elsebell, he will explode her legs immediately.

Hehe, he looks so cute. If his legs were broken, he should be able to cry for a long time, right?

However……

"What..." Kimbree was so frightened that his eyes almost popped out of his head - his hands passed through Elsebell's legs like this, as if he was grabbing something that came out of the faucet. Same as water.

what's the situation? Is it haunted?

"Kaka, do you want to catch me?" Elsebell laughed. She looked at Kimblee in front of her and said, "Go on, as long as you can catch me, I will never resist."

"Whoaaah——"

Kimblee stepped on the sandbag, and then moved his hands angrily like a ferocious cat, but it was like a monkey fishing for the moon, even Kimblee's hands were weak in waving. , he also failed to meet Elsebell.

"You...are you...a human or a ghost?" Kimbree panted and looked at Elsebell, "Why can't I even touch you?"

"Have you ever heard of the Emperor's New Clothes?"

"what is that?"

"There is such a story -" Elsebell told the story of the emperor's new clothes once, and then continued: "I also have such a constitution, no fool can touch me."

"?"

Kimbree never expected that Elsebell would be able to say dirty things at such a time, and her words would be so irritating - she really wanted to hit someone.

So Kimbree once again waved his claws angrily and shouted: "Signe, Signe, Signe!"

"You call this incompetent rage." Elsebell looked at Kimblee who was frantically flattening the air, raised her right foot, then stepped on the opponent's face, and said: "You see, I can do it I touch you, but you can’t touch me.”

"?"

One thing to say, Kimbree's emotions are a little out of control now. He continues to wave his hands to catch Elsebell, but the feeling of being stepped on by Elsebel's face reminds him that his face This foot was absolutely real, but he just couldn't touch it.

"Ahhhhhh-" Kimbree continued to make an incompetent and furious voice, but it was obvious that Elsebell was tired of teasing the dog.

She took two steps back, then pointed the fingertips of her right hand at Kimblee in his blank eyes, and said softly: "bang~"

"you……"

Kimbree was about to say something, but the sudden impact on his head made his consciousness blur. After shaking his body, he fell to the ground.

"Humph." Elsebell jumped off the sandbag, then waved her right hand, summoned an oil-based pen, and squatted in front of Kimbree.

Draw a turtle on the left face and a dog on the right face!

Draw another daddy on your forehead!

Then it says on his face that I am a fool!

That’s it!

Elsebell threw away the oil-based pen in her hand, then jumped onto the sandbag again, and then returned to the center of the battlefield after a few treaties.

"Who else?" Elsebell clapped her palms, threw the unconscious Kimbree in front of her, and said loudly: "I'm going to hit ten!"

End of this chapter

Who else?

Are you still embarrassed to ask this question?

The soldiers looked at Kimbree who had lost consciousness and was thrown to the ground by Elsebell, and couldn't help but shudder.

Good guy, who can withstand such an insult? If you want to kill me, I'll kill him, and I'll get a scar as big as a bowl on my head! Eighteen years later, he is a good man again! But you are like this...

Wow, Shi Ke can be killed and not humiliated! We must resist!

right! Resist!

The soldiers looked at each other and then nodded in unison.

Resist! Rush the duck!

A few seconds later, the soldiers all looked at their companions with contempt.

A bunch of hot chicks! The slogan was shouted so powerfully that no one rushed forward!

If Elsebell learns about the psychological activities of these guys, she will probably clap her hands in surprise and exclaim: "It's not unreasonable for you guys to be gathered into a square formation!"

"If there is no one, just go back." Elsebell looked at the staggering soldiers in front of her and said, "As I said, report my information to the people above you, do you understand?"

"..." The soldiers belonging to Amestolis looked at each other in disbelief, and then stood up dejectedly one after another - after all, the soldiers are also human beings, and they have no idea when facing someone like Elsebell. Naturally, it is impossible for such a monster to be sent forward without thinking.

As for why you can't beat her... Good guy, didn't you see how this little girl tortured and killed Kimblee just now? That was the national alchemist, and he was tortured to death by the other party?

I don’t want trash like me...

Just when most of the soldiers were thinking this, with the sound of a gunshot, a short woman was holding a gun with smoke coming out of the muzzle, and in the middle of Elsebell's head , a black hole visible to the naked eye is right there reminding everyone...

One shot to the head?

"oh--"

Along with the cheers, the soldiers stood up in unison and raised their weapons.

"Hahaha, Mary, good job!"

"One shot to the head, that's fine, Mary!"

"I didn't expect you to have such a skill, nice!"

Mary, who was praised by the companions around her, showed an excited and proud expression - Stinky Bichi, I have long been unhappy with your condescending attitude, why are you pretending to be just like me?

Therefore, women’s jealousy is really terrible.

However, the cheers of these soldiers did not last long, because they discovered that the "corpse" of Elsebell, whose head had been shot, did not fall down.

"what happened?"

The soldiers looked puzzled.

"oops--"

The next moment, Elsebell raised her right hand, then stretched out her hand to touch her forehead, and said, "The sudden shooting scared me! It really..."

"..."

The soldiers all widened their eyes and opened their mouths, fully expressing the most sincere meaning of the word stunned.

"Gah... Karma..."

They were so surprised that they were speechless!

"Weird...monster!"

After a long time, Mary screamed. She raised the gun in her hand in panic and fired at Elsebell randomly.

"So, this kind of thing is useless." Elsebell raised her right hand, making a pistol gesture, then pointed her right index finger at Mary in front of her, and said helplessly: "Jimei, you Why did you shoot? Now I can only regretfully announce that you are dead~"

"bang~"

Elsebell shouted softly, and the next moment, a bolt of lightning shot out from her fingertips and went straight through Mary's head, twisting her brain into a ball of rotten flesh.

"Am I in a bad mood now? Within ten minutes, if there are still people in front of the cordon, I will kill them all~" Elsebell used her playful voice and movements to say something that scared the soldiers. Talk about shit.

The next moment, the soldiers panicked and grabbed Kimbree's pants, then dragged the Red Lotus Alchemist towards the security area.

That night, rumors circulated in the military area of ​​​​Amestolis that a monster that "will not die even if it is punched through the head" appeared.

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