Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

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That night, after the heavy rain dissipated, the Ishval people dealt with a new group of invaders, but this time they lost no ordinary soldiers, but alchemists.

"Good guy, Lady Ai Sibei is really awesome, not fake!"

"No, even the alchemist can be defeated, and moreover...ahem."

"Don't laugh!"

"But, ahem—"

The main reason is that the faces of these comatose alchemists were graffitied lovingly by Elsebell, such as images of tortoises, puppies, little penises, and daddies.

It’s really full of childlike fun~

"puff--"

Still couldn't hold it back and laughed.

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After the first experience, the subsequent war became even more cruel... cruel... uh...

Sorry, although I want to be cruel, I really can't be cruel.

No matter how many ordinary soldiers rushed over, they would all be killed instantly by Elsebell with one move. They would all fall to the ground and twitch, and then be thrown back to the border one by one by the Ishvars like piglets, while Alchemy The magician will be instantly knocked unconscious by Elsebell, and then his face will be painted with graffiti, and then he will be thrown back behind the border.

Good guy, after one, two, three, and four times, even the alchemists are not willing to continue fighting. The reason why they are willing to fight is to defeat their opponents, but no matter how many times these people attack Ishval, they will be defeated by Aisi. Bell brutally suppressed him, then painted embarrassing graffiti and threw it back.

Good guy, everyone should have some face, right? Who wants to have graffiti painted on their face and body all day long? Especially that guy named Elsebell is getting more and more over the top, okay? She used to just doodle things like turtles, puppies, bones, and daddy on your face, but now she...she...

Damn it, this woman is too much, bastard!

After this woman knocks people out, she will rip off their upper body clothes (men only), and then graffiti on their backs, drawing a cartoon called "Naruto".

Good guys, now when alchemists like me go back, they will be watched by a group of people, and they are also required to sit in a row according to the numbers on the back, waiting for their crowd to watch the comics behind them - good guys, you can stop here to catch up. Woolen cloth?

Is this even greater than the previous humiliation? In the past, you could just wipe it and it would be done, but now... Tsk, if you want to wipe it, other people are not willing to do it. Hundreds of people are surrounding you, looking at the comics behind you eagerly.

That feeling is really a sense of sight with a sharp edge on your back. It feels like all the sight on your back is thorny, okay?

Mud, whoever is willing to fight this battle can fight it! I won't serve anymore (turn over the table).

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"Do you feel it?" Elsebell sat on her seat, then crossed her arms and said nonchalantly, "emmm, the frequency of Amestorius' attacks here has been reduced a lot recently?"

Mad, how much fun have I lost by reducing the frequency?

"I feel it very clearly." Aba nodded, then looked at Elsibel with admiration and said, "Thanks to the protection of Lord Elsibel, we, Ishval, were saved from disaster."

"Well, we have just avoided the war now, but have you ever thought about what will happen after the war?" Elsebell looked at the hundreds of Ishval people behind her and said, "And, have you ever thought about it? But why can Amestorius attack Ishval?"

"Because...we are weaker?" Aba asked tentatively.

"Yes, you are beaten because you are weak." Elsebell said calmly - rather, this is the reason for most wars.

Your country is weaker than other countries, and your country has things that other countries need, so it is natural that your country will be beaten.

"If you want to avoid being beaten, then the country must become strong." Elsebell sat in her seat and said seriously: "And the first thing about a strong country is that the people are rich!"

"this……"

Whether it was Aba or other Ishvar people, they all showed shameful expressions at this moment - because the four words "national strength" basically have nothing to do with the Ishvar people.

The vast majority of Ishvar people live in poverty, feeling a bit like ascetic monks.

Of course, this is mainly because the climate in Ishvar is very miserable. It is the kind of wasteland surrounded by wind and sand all year round. Otherwise, the people here would not be so miserable.

"Well, we should consider these things after the invasion war is over." Elsebell glanced at the other residents and said, "After all, the most important thing now is to survive the invasion of Amestris, isn't it? "

"Lord Ai Sibel is right." Aba nodded and said, "Our intelligence team members will monitor Amestorius's actions more carefully."

"Okay." Elsebell nodded, then knocked on the chair next to her with a smile on her face.

When will artificial humans appear on the battlefield?

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Facts have proved that "Father" is more patient than Elsebell's image - originally Elsebell thought that after she thwarted ordinary soldiers for a month and the alchemist sect for half a month, "Father" would "Should have sent out artificial humans to join the battle, but in fact...

Two years!

The playful war between Amestolis and Ishvar lasted for two years!

In the past two years, Amestris has sent reinforcements again and again, but the number of people has lost its meaning in front of Elsebell!

No matter how many people Amestorius organized to attack, they would all be stunned by Isabel and then dragged back by the Ishvarians, and the Alchemist's reinforcements had no effect - no matter whether it was a long-range attack, The alchemists who were still fighting at close range were no match for Elsebell. They were knocked unconscious one by one, painted with cartoons, and thrown back.

After two years of this, the artificial man that Elsebell had been waiting for finally appeared.

Two in total.

The one on the left has a ferocious face, a lot of hair on his head, and is wearing a black vest;

The one on the right is wearing a blue military uniform and a ponytail, with a manic and arrogant look on his face.

"Is this guy the obstacle that daddy said?" The man with hair like cockroach feet looked at Elsebell in an annoying tone and said, "Ha, he doesn't look good either!"

"Envi, she can hold Amestorius back for two years by herself. You have to be careful not to overturn." The manic man moved his wrist and said disdainfully: "Well, but With our strength, it’s unlikely that we’ll just overturn, haha.”

"Tsk, tsk, you two are very confident." Elsebell also moved her shoulders, then looked at the two androids in front of her with a smile, and said, "Are you the alchemy hidden by Amestris? Teacher?"

Elsebell didn't want to directly reveal that she knew about the artificial people, so she didn't directly name the identities of the two people in front of her.

"Hahahaha, alchemist?" Envi showed a mocking expression. He looked at Elsibelle and provoked without hesitation: "Little one, you can..."

"Ah da——"

Elsebell appeared in front of Envi, and then kicked Envi directly in the abdomen. With Grid's eyes almost popping out of her eyes, she kicked Envi away.

"Wow, you're only 165 for a man. Who gave me the confidence of NIIT to mock me as a dwarf?" Elsebell fell on the ground next to Glied, and then looked at her with an uneasy look on her face, holding her stomach and rolling on the ground. Enwei said: "Don't you know that your height is the most embarrassing? Shota pursues 1.5 meters, handsome guys pursue 1.7 meters, and you, 1.65 meters tall, can't go up or down. Except for women's clothing, It’s of no use at all!”

"Female...women's clothing?" Gleed couldn't help but look at Envi when he heard this word.

"But having said that, your boy is quite cute?" Elsebell touched her chin, then bumped Glid's abdomen with her elbow, and said, "Brother, don't you think it would be better if he dressed as a woman? , should it be particularly cute?”

"hiss……"

Gleed gasped, then looked at Envi in ​​front of him with surprised eyes, and said, "Indeed, Envi is very handsome, and has a slender and short figure...that's not right!"

Suddenly, Gleed realized, why should I discuss with my enemy whether Envi is suitable for women's clothing?

The next moment, Gleed's hands were covered with a layer of black substance, and his fists whizzed towards Elsebell's head - of course, this black substance was not armed domineering, but It is high-strength carbon.

"Dong——"

Grid's fist hit Elsebell's Armed Haki, and after a dull impact, nothing happened.

"..." Grieg's eyes widened because he felt pain in his right hand?

Damn it, I'm Gleed, I'm the toughest artificial human, and I have the title of "The Strongest Shield"! !

"Say what you say, why are you moving your hands?" Elsebell looked at Grid, raised her right hand impatiently, and hit him in the abdomen.

"Ha!" Gleed sneered. He activated his abilities with all his strength and gathered the strongest defensive shield in his abdomen. He wanted to resist this move and then taunt this little kid. dwarf!

The next moment, a heartbreaking pain came from Gleed's abdomen. The huge impact made him involuntarily spit out a mouthful of blood, and then he knelt on the ground holding his stomach.

Ya'er, it hurts so much...

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To be honest, if the "father" who created the seven androids were here at this time, he would probably be so frightened by this scene that he would fall off his chair right then and there.

Good guys, why don't you two act here for me?

The two androids who were extremely domineering when they first appeared on the stage have not even passed ten minutes. At this moment, one is lying on the ground holding his chest and rolling, and the other is kneeling on the ground holding his abdomen and retching.

Good guy, other people like Yato are only handsome for three minutes, but you guys haven't even been handsome for three minutes. You're even weaker than Ultraman! Please take more supplements. How about a bottle of Nutrition Express?

"Emmm." Elsebell looked at the two miserable androids and couldn't help but take out a table and a chair from her bracelet, then sat on them and poured herself a cup of cappuccino.

Oh, and they also brought out a Baumkuchen.

"Ah wu..." Elsebell took a bite of the cake, then drank a cup of coffee, and said in a vague voice: "You two... when are you going to get up?"

"Damn...damn..."

If you don't stand up after being provoked like this, are you still a man?

So, Envy and Glid gritted their teeth and held up their knees, roaring with ferocious blood, "Oh oh oh", and prepared to stand up from the ground.

Then Elsebell put down the cake and coffee in her hands, came to Glid first, kicked his calf bone with her toes, and then kicked Envy's calf bone in exactly the same way.

"Oh oh oh oh--"

The passionate roars before had now turned into panicked screams. The two androids fell to the ground in unison, and then screamed while covering the calf bones of their right legs.

It hurts so much, why does it hurt so much!

"Why are you lying down again?" Elsebell looked at the two of them with an innocent face and said, "Don't do this, please get up quickly, get up quickly!"

"What the hell..."

Envy and Gleed were so angry, who on earth didn't let us get up, bastard! It was obviously you who kicked our calves! And why does it hurt so much?

To be fair, Envy and Glid are androids, and they are used for fighting. They are experienced and experienced in many battles, and they are not the kind of androids No. 18 who are used to make books but are also useful as thieves, okay?

Artificial beings like them have experienced countless wars, disembowelments, severed limbs, and penetrating wounds...

Well, after experiencing too much, I have become indifferent to it.

Even if someone breaks an arm, Enwei can still say with a ferocious expression: "Hahaha, interesting, really interesting! Come and continue fighting!"

But now, just being kicked by Elsebell with her toes, he and Gleed were holding their calves in pain.

This isn't right.

"What did you do to us?" Enwei looked at Elsebell with a flushed face and asked with difficulty - nmd, wsm? How could it hurt so much when you kicked someone?

"It's very simple. I know that you are not afraid of pain, so when I hit you, I amplified your painful touch one hundred and seventy-four times." Elsebell calmly stepped on the chair with her right foot, and then took out her hand. He took out a nail clipper and carefully trimmed his toenails, "How is it? Is the effect outstanding?"

Good guy, can this be called an outstanding effect?

This is really hurting me, okay? Who can bear such a kick?

"Hey, the two beauties can live together." Elsie Bell sighed, then calmly took out a lollipop, stuffed it into her mouth, and said, "How can I afford the two beauties?" Such a great gift!”

"Bastard ahhhh——"

Envi had a bad temper, but after being stimulated over and over again by Elsebell, he finally couldn't help it anymore.

He forced himself to ignore the pain in his right calf, then stood up with a red face and a thick neck, and let out a hearty roar: "Ah ah ah, I stand up... ah ah!"

Elsebell moved towards Enwei's left calf without hesitation, and then quickly dodged back.

"Oh oh oh..."

Envy let out a muffled sound of pain, and then fell to the ground miserably with Glid's unbearable expression.

'It's so tragic...' Grid swallowed.

In fact, because Grid can equip carbon armor, his pain tolerance is much weaker than that of Envy - after all, having powerful armor means that he will hardly be injured, and will not be injured. You won't feel pain, so naturally you can't get used to pain.

This is why he didn't dare to jump again after being kicked - the pain really hurt, and I wasn't shaking, so why should I stand up?

Look at Enwei, he is not convinced, he stands up, he roars, he throws himself on the street! Why bother?

This person is obviously not an opponent we can deal with, so why are we still trying so hard? If possible, who wouldn't want to be a waste?

Grid lay on the ground, looking at the dim sky with a helpless expression, and said: "No matter what, I want to be a waste."

"Young man." Elsebell looked at Glid who looked like a loser, couldn't help but squat down, patted his face, and said, "Would you like to get up and do some interesting things with big sister?"