Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

Hohenheim raised his head and looked at Elsa - what if the other person was not a human, but... an artificial person?

'A woman with such a sexy figure... coupled with extremely sharp cutting ability...' Hohenheim's brain started to work, and Elsa's figure quickly combined with someone in his intelligence.

"The artificial human... Luster?" Hohenheim narrowed his eyes and whispered: "Is this your true identity?"

"Who knows?" Elsa neither answered nor vetoed directly, but responded with an ambiguous attitude, "Shouldn't you care more about how you survive than my identity?"

"Damn it..." Hohenheim slapped his hands on the ground, and then shouted: "Turn me into a meat pie!"

Two rock walls that had been refined again and again rose from the ground, and then swatted at Elsa like a palm swatting a mosquito. But the moment the rock wall approached Elsa, bursts of cold light shone on Elsa. Sha's side lit up, cutting the rock wall into powder.

‘This kind of fighting power… is definitely not something a human body can achieve. ’ Hohenheim swallowed. He never expected that “Father” would actually send an artificial man to assassinate him.

‘It seems that I have to risk my life. ’ Hohenheim took a breath, then calmed down and took a bite of the roast rabbit in his left hand...

What are you looking at? I also need to eat to replenish my strength, okay?

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Half an hour later.

"Huh...huh..."

Leaning against a rock wall, Hohenheim's chest was panting desperately like a bellows. The roast rabbit in his left hand had long since disappeared, and the one-handed sword in his right hand was struggling to support the ground. .

"This android... its combat power is too strong..." Hohenheim felt waves of headaches. He felt that he might need to hide and be killed, otherwise he would really be chopped to pieces by the opponent.

"Ah la ah la~" Elsa's voice echoed in Hohenheim's ears, and her unabashed footsteps gradually came closer.

‘Fortunately, there is only one android. If another one comes, I won’t be able to handle it. ’ Hohenheim wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. He had decided to use alchemy to hide himself underground, and then quickly escaped from this place.

However, just when he started his alchemy, a cold feeling rose from behind him, forcing him to rush forward.

"Ah, are Hohenheim-san planning to escape? This is not possible." Elsa licked her lips and said with a smile on her face: "If I escape, I will be punished."

"Huh..." Hohenheim calmed down his breathing and said, "What a troublesome guy, but if I really want to escape, you probably can't stop me alone."

"Ah, you are so confident~" Elsa looked at Hohenheim disapprovingly and said teasingly: "You can try it~"

"That's what I meant." Hohenheim suddenly raised his hands, and then slapped his body hard. As the red lightning rose, layers of soil waves appeared on the ground in front of him. Crushed towards Elsa.

His attack was undoubtedly a feint, and it had two purposes - the first purpose was to use the earth waves to affect Elsa's line of sight so that the other party could not see what he was doing, and the second purpose The purpose is to clear the soil under his feet.

Yes, alchemy is about equivalent exchange, so he cannot produce soil out of thin air, he just transfers the soil under his feet to the front of him, and such a large amount of soil has already caused a huge hole under his feet.

"Then..." A smile appeared on Hohenheim's lips. He looked at Elsa, who was lowering her body to balance on the waves, and said softly: "Goodbye, Ms. Android."

With the red lightning lighting up under his feet, Hohenheim's body gradually sank into the ground, and his expression became more relaxed.

"So..." At this moment, the corner of Elsa's mouth suddenly raised a smile that made Hohenheim feel bad. "What on earth gave you the illusion that I am attacking you alone?" ?”

End of this chapter

Originally, Hohenheim's heart had no fluctuations and even wanted to laugh, but Elsa's words, "When did you have the illusion that I came to attack you alone?" caused violent fluctuations in his heart, and even I want to create a wave fist.

So, what Elsa means is... there is another attacker! ? who is it? Where! ?

Just when Hohenheim had such an idea in his mind, a golden figure suddenly fell from the sky and landed next to Hohenheim with a thud, smashing the ground above the hollow into pieces.

"Oops..." After the ground under his feet was smashed to pieces, Hohenheim's expression changed. He tried his best to maintain his balance, but with nowhere to borrow strength in mid-air, he couldn't maintain his balance.

The essence of alchemy is equivalent exchange, which is to turn one thing into another thing. Physical changes or chemical changes can be designed, but no matter what kind of change, it is impossible to generate matter out of thin air.

Unless, you own the Philosopher's Stone - in fact, even if you own the Philosopher's Stone, you are not generating matter out of thin air, but only regard part of the Philosopher's Stone as a "price".

Hohenheim has the Philosopher's Stone in his body, but he doesn't want to use the Philosopher's Stone unless absolutely necessary - the total amount of the Philosopher's Stone is limited, and he prefers to keep the Philosopher's Stone. Lay traps at the nodes where the territory is formed.

Therefore, even if he lost his balance, Hohenheim did not directly use the Philosopher's Stone to create a foothold for himself. Instead, he tried his best to use the falling stones around him to adjust his landing posture.

Finally, Hohenheim reluctantly adjusted his posture before landing, then landed on the ground and staggered back and forth a few times.

'Fortunately, I didn't break my leg. ’ Hohenheim breathed a sigh of relief, and he looked warily at the blond loli who stood up gracefully in front of him—if nothing else, this should be the second android.

Who is it?

"Your honor, Mr. Hohenheim." Elsebell pulled the hem of her skirt and made a gesture toward Hohenheim, then said with a look of disdain: "In addition, since I have taken action, your chance of escaping is already 0%. ”

"..."

Hohenheim twitched his lips.

Could this kind of attitude of looking down on everyone be called "arrogance"? It seems that I have indeed heard that "arrogance" created by "father" is the appearance of a child, and he is the boss of everyone...

"Don't take action in the battle that's waiting for you." Elsebell glanced at Elsa in the sky, and said with a "ferocious" smile: "Otherwise, I will tear you to pieces as well."

"...Yes, I understand." Elsa saluted, then pushed aside.

'Absolutely arrogant...' Hohenheim's heart collapsed.

Although lust is gone, arrogance seems to be more troublesome! It can be seen from the way arrogance speaks to lust. Lust may be... nothing at all in front of arrogance! !

"Are you... arrogant?" Hohenheim was still trying to collect information, but Elsebell didn't answer his question at all.

"Miscellaneous Cultivator, who allowed you to ask this question?" Elsebell crossed her arms. She was obviously looking up to Hohenheim, but Hohenheim had the illusion that the other party was looking down at her. "Before I spoke, Who gave you the qualification to speak before?"

‘Good guy, I’ll be honest... aren’t you arrogant? ’ Hohenheim gasped.

As the first artificial human created by "Father" and the eldest brother of all artificial human beings, how strong is Arrogance?

Hohenheim didn't dare to imagine it, he just wanted you to give him a chance.

"By the way, didn't you ask again and again just now, who is our employer?" Elsebell looked at Hohenheim, with a wicked smile on her lips, and said, "I can tell you Oh~ our employer, your blood is flowing in his body."

‘I love Sibel, I didn’t lie! ' Elsebell said plausibly in her heart - when she left, she asked Edward if he wanted her to bring his father back, and Edward's answer was yes.

So, Edward is considered half an employer, right? So there’s nothing wrong with your employer’s blood flowing through his body, right? After all, he is his biological son!

But this sentence didn't quite click in Hohenheim's mind! Because "Father" was indeed created based on his blood, it is said that "Father" has his own blood flowing in his body...

Nothing wrong with it.

"In this case, even if you consume the Philosopher's Stone, you won't be able to succeed..." Hohenheim's eyes became sharp.

Sharp sword, sharp eyes! I long for worthy opponents!

"Lie down, sir."

The next moment, Elsebell came behind Hohenheim and slapped his head with her right hand. Thunder and lightning instantly poured into his body, disrupting the bioelectricity in his body.

"Aba Aba!"

Hohenheim was about to turn around and ask what Elsibel had done, but as a result, he was unable to control his body due to the chaos of bioelectricity. Not only did his body twist and fall to the ground, but the sound of Abba came out of his mouth.

"That's it?" Elsebell patted the palm of her hand, then looked at Hohenheim with disdain and said, "I don't know where you got the confidence to challenge us."

"..."

Hohenheim was very anxious. He wanted to activate the Philosopher's Stone, but found that he couldn't do it. Not only did his body not obey his orders, but the Philosopher's Stone in his body also stopped obeying his orders.

"The capture is complete, let's deliver the goods." Elsebell picked a tree trunk from the side, then hung Hohenheim on the tree trunk like a pig, then covered Hohenheim's head with a sack and carried it with her He was in the air.

Hohenheim wanted to do something, but for some reason, an uncontrollable sleepiness surged into his brain. He didn't even have the strength to resist, so he fell into a deep sleep.

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When Hohenheim regained consciousness, he felt that he was sitting on a certain chair, with his hands and feet tied to the chair, but his head was still covered with a sack.

'I was careless. I didn't expect there was a second android...' Hohenheim breathed calmly, 'However, the other party was also careless and thought he could restrain me in this way! I just need to use alchemy...alchemy...huh? alchemy! ’

However, the alchemy technique that usually works so well seems to be constipated at this time and cannot be used.

If Hohenheim pulls off the sack on his head, you can see that not only is there a magic circle on the surface of the stool under his butt, the ropes on his body are also covered with magic circles, and even the sack on his face is magical. Array.

All kinds of messy magic circles completely suppressed Hohenheim, so that he couldn't even break out, let alone alchemy.

"Crunch..."

Just then, Hohenheim heard the door open and footsteps walking in from the door.

"It looks like he's already awake."

This voice was very familiar to Hohenheim, it was undoubtedly the lust!

"Then take him there."

This voice is also very familiar to Hohenheim. There is no doubt that it is that arrogance!

The next moment, Hohenheim felt the stool under his butt being lifted up, which made his muscles tense up instantly.

Coming?

The little man in the bottle!

Hohenheim sat quietly on the smoothly moving chair and clenched his fists silently. He wanted to resist! If he doesn't punch his "employer" later, he will be a dog!

After a few minutes, the bench was put down, Hohenheim's breathing became a little faster, and then his hood was taken off.

The moment his vision returned, Hohenheim couldn't help but squint his eyes under the dazzling sunlight, but he was soon held by someone's head.

"??"

Hohenheim struggled to raise his head and found Theresa holding him in her arms with a smile on her face.

"Welcome back, Hohenheim." A bright smile appeared on Theresa's face.

"I'm back...huh?" Hohenheim's expression was full of confusion and helplessness. He looked around and said, "It's not...I...huh?"

If someone could open Hohenheim's head at this time and test Hohenheim's brain cells, they would find that Hohenheim's brain cells and brain plasma have all turned into the shape of question marks.

"Ah, Miss Third, aren't you happy to see Miss Theresa and Mr. Hohenheim meeting?" Elsa asked with a smile on her face as she looked at the scene in front of her.

"Um um~" Elsebell crossed her arms and said, "After all, Sister Teresa has been taking care of her children all by herself for two years. It must have been very hard! Oh, she is really a scumbag. , it’s been several years since I left home..."

"It's not... you..." Hohenheim's questions were almost exhausted, "You are not artificial humans..."

"Oh, how is that possible?" Elsebell said with a smile, "We didn't admit that we are artificial humans or anything?"

"But...the employer doesn't have the same blood as me..." Hohenheim said this, and he suddenly woke up - mainly because Edward and Alphonse were holding their mother's thighs on the left and right, looking timidly. Looking at his father.

Damn it, it’s our sons!

You are really my good sons!

"That is to say, I was totally scared by you guys...right?" Hohenheim's body softened, and he said feebly: "What...you guys scared me to death..."

Everyone is almost crying, yah yah ah!

End of this chapter

As the truth was revealed, the rope binding Hohenheim was also untied by Elsebell and Elsa. Hohenheim leaned on the back of the chair, his right hand around his wife's shoulders, with a look of doubt on life. Look at the sky.

What the hell is this called?

I was frightened to death for nothing, and then I was hunted for so long and tied up like a pig. Then you told me that you are my wife’s best friend?

Good guy, I'm just good guy.

"Why do you have to be so scary?" Hohenheim rubbed his head and said, "And...it seems that a lot of the information I revealed doesn't surprise you?"

"In fact, we know much more than you know." Elsebell showed a reserved smile and said, "For example, No. 23, or the little man in the bottle."

"!!!"

Hohenheim's expression changed at that moment. He who was slumped in the chair quickly sat up, and then said to Theresa with a serious face: "Teresa, take Ed and Al and leave first... "

"Hahaha, don't worry. If I wanted to attack Teresa, I would have done it long ago." Elsebell smiled and shook her head, saying: "We are not artificial humans, nor are we from the villain in the bottle. Ally, don’t worry about this.”

"..." Hohenheim asked, still wary: "How are you going to prove it?"

"How long do you think we were gone?"

"What?"

"I mean, how long do you think it took from the time I received Teresa's mission to the time I sent you back?"

"This..." Hohenheim lowered his head and calculated. From Lisebul Village to the Northern Fortress and back again, it would take at least several days even by train, right?