Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty
Chapter 165
At this time, Wen Li's father had an epiphany.
Hey, it turns out I was dreaming, then it all makes sense.
"If it wasn't a dream, why would the Queen of Ishval be in our village?"
"If it wasn't a dream, how could the Queen of Ishval become Wenli's teacher?"
"If it wasn't a dream, how could Wen Li have such fighting power?"
"If I wasn't dreaming, why would the injury be healed with a wave of my hand?"
After understanding that he was dreaming, Wen Li's father looked at his hands and murmured to himself: "If it is a dream...in my own dream, I should be omnipotent, right?"
Thinking like this, Father Wen Li raised his right hand, then waved it forward and said loudly: "From today on, everything within my sight is my territory! Then... come to the harem for three thousand... …”
The dream ends here.
To be precise, Wen Li's father's "dream" ended here.
His ear was grabbed by Wenli's mother.
"Okay, you have a harem of three thousand, right?" After hearing this, Wen Li's mother rushed up, grabbed Wen Li's father's ears, and said with a sneer: "I didn't expect that, my dear. Yes, you are quite ambitious at heart! Three thousand, right?"
"It hurts... it hurts..." Wen Li's father knelt down at that time. His eyes widened, he twitched the corners of his mouth, and said "abaa, aba" in disbelief.
Am I not dreaming? Then... then why is this happening...
"Why does the child resist me in the dream..." Wen Li's father murmured, "Shouldn't she be extremely gentle to me and then call me the king affectionately?"
"Hey, return to the king?"
Wen Li's mother let go of Wen Li's father's ears, then pinched her throat with her right hand and said, "Hmm, cough, cough" in preparation.
A few seconds later, Wen Li's mother said in Wen Li's father's ear in a pretentious voice: "Your Majesty, would you like me to give you a massage~"
"Massage? Okay, okay!" Wen Li's father became more energetic.
"Haha..." A ghost-like smile appeared on the corner of Wen Li's mother's mouth. She raised her fists and then highlighted the knuckles of her middle fingers.
"Must kill..."
The next moment, the middle fingers of two fists were pressed against Wen Li's father's temples.
"Huh?" At this moment, Wenli's father, who felt something was wrong, let out a soft cry - but he had no time to react.
"Signe!"
With an angry shout from Wenli's mother, she pushed her hands towards the middle and then rotated!
"Uh-oh-oh--"
In just a moment, Wen Li's father's eyes began to roll upward, and he felt his brain shaking.
Ah, shocking to the brain!
Brain, I’m a prisoner~~
"Ah..." Hohenheim covered his face and said, "My brother's brain doesn't seem to be working very well. How come he is just dreaming?"
Could it be that you took the train back to your hometown, had breakfast together, and then talked so much, was it all a dream?
You accidentally kicked the table leg with your little finger on the way. It hurt so much that you covered your little finger and rolled on the ground. Have you forgotten about it?
How can I feel pain in a dream, idiot!
"call……"
After letting go of Wen Li's father, who had lost his fighting ability, Wen Li's mother clapped her hands, walked to Wen Li, squatted down and said, "Wen Li, are you happy to learn this?"
"Yeah!" Wen Li nodded her head vigorously and said, "I'm very happy! Now I can also protect Ba Ba and Ma Ma!"
"ah?"
"The reason Wen Li started learning martial arts was because she knew you were risking your lives to save people on the battlefield in Ishval." Teresa squatted down with a smile, touched Wen Li's head, and said: " So she asked Elsebell if she could protect you if she learned martial arts and became stronger."
"Uuuuuuuuah, what a good daughter~~" Wenli's mother hugged Wenli with tears in her eyes. If you didn't look at Wenli's father, who was lying on the side and twitching, he looked like a loving mother and a filial daughter. scene.
"The next step is the hobby course for me." Elsebell clapped her hands and said, "Edward and Alphonse are in alchemy, while Wenli is in the research of mechanical armor."
"Are there any interest classes?"
"That's a must!" Elsebell nodded and said, "Our goal is to develop all-round moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and physical development. This is a good boy!"
"Can I also sit in?"
"Yes, yes, but there are no medical classes?" Elsebell looked at Wen Li's mother and said, "You can either learn alchemy or mechanical armor."
"What do you teach?"
"Me?" Elsebell pointed at herself and said, "Didn't you tell me everything?"
"Ah?" What did I say about me?
"What's my title?"
"Queen Ishval?"
"another!"
"...Ishval's...fishing queen?"
"Yes!" Elsebell nodded with satisfaction and said with a smile: "You have already said that I am the fishing queen, so I must be fishing!"
"..."
Good guy, as expected of you.
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When Wenli's parents came back, the daily routine did not change much and continued at the usual pace.
As the days passed, Edward, Alphonse, and Wenli also grew up day by day, but because Teresa did not die, neither Edward nor Alphonse lost an arm, leg, or entire body.
In this way, time came to 1913 in the mainland calendar.
"Master, master -" Edward, who was already 14 years old, stepped on the edge of Elsebell's bed, waved towards her with a smile, and said, "Alphonse and I are getting ready to leave soon."
"Let's go?" Elsebell, who was reading Tsukino Saduki's new work, raised her head, looked at Edward squatting on the window sill, and said angrily: "Get down first! I don't know who taught you, all day long Likes to climb on windowsills.”
"Hehe." Edward jumped down, then turned around, waved toward the window, and shouted: "Alphonse, come here quickly!"
"I understand, brother!" Alphonse, who spoke with the voice of a Nagong boy, also jumped in, then bowed to Elsebell and said: "Master, good morning!"
"Well..." Elsebell glanced at the two brothers and said, "Today I remember that you are planning to go..."
"National Alchemist Assessment!" Edward raised his right hand with a smile on his face, and after casually making a strong gesture, he said: "Master said this, right? As long as Alphonse and I pass the exam, National Alchemist, you will teach us how to make it without formation!"
"I did say that." Elsebell nodded.
In fact, the principle of formation-less formation is very simple - different formation formations are actually different magic formations, but the core things are just the decomposition and reconstruction of matter.
Therefore, Elsebell directly used the method of releasing magic and used magic power to condense the refining formation, so that it could be refining without formation.
The reason why Edward and Alphonse were not taught alchemy was firstly because it would take a lot of time for the brothers to learn alchemy. After all, they were not BUG creatures like Elsebell and could quickly acquire knowledge. Secondly, the pair In addition to learning alchemy, brothers also need to learn fighting skills.
These two kinds of studies have already taken up a lot of their time. If Elsebell gives them the composition of the magic circle, then there will really not be enough time.
After all, there are only 24 hours in a day, right? It's not like a mother with long black hair and a smiling face will appear and give everyone more than one spiritual time room enchantment.
The reason why these two brothers were willing to teach after they became national alchemists is because when an alchemist becomes a national alchemist, it means that he has graduated - at least he has become a solo alchemist. , naturally have the capital to learn other knowledge.
"Master, just remember." Edward chuckled. He stepped on the window frame again with his left foot, and then pressed the hat on his head with his right hand. The wind blew his windbreaker high, which was called a handsome man, "Then , Alphonse and I will take the qualifications of a national alchemist and show it to the master!"
I have to say, handsome!
"Okay, I'll wait for you." Elsebell smiled, and then at the moment when Edward was about to step on the window frame with his left foot and jump out, she said quietly: "The first thing you learn is not to play small Mr. Edward of cocks.”
"I¥#%..."
After Edward, who was about to exert force, heard these words, his left foot slipped and fell directly from the window frame, but his upper body had already leaned out, which caused...
"Wow ah ah..."
Along with a scream, Edward's upper body flipped out of the window, then fell from the second floor, and his head hit the flower pot at the door.
"Ah..." Alphonse covered his face.
"Tsk tsk, I have to say, you brothers, you are smarter." Elsebell glanced at Alphonse and joked: "For example, you didn't save him just now."
"Ah ha ha……"
Alphonse twitched the corners of his mouth.
He was indeed smart - he had figured it out just now, why did the master suddenly mention that matter at the moment when his brother was about to wait for the window? Isn't it just to mess with my brother? If I could save my brother at this time...
Hehe, maybe you are the one who is unlucky.
Alphonse never does business at a loss (dense fog)
"Go ahead, go ahead and pull your brother up from the flowerpot." Elsebell waved her hand - why do you think there was a flowerpot right where Edward fell?
Hey, what's wrong with using magic power to push the flowerpot at such a small distance? What happened to the flower pot that just slid under Edward's head? Coincidences are not allowed yet!
All of this is a coincidence (Ai Sibei's true face.
End of this chapter
With the strength of Edward and Alphonse, there would be no problem participating in the national alchemist examination. The two little brats easily obtained the qualification of national alchemist by relying on hard power - a silver pocket watch. .
When the two returned to the village of Lisebul, they immediately began to learn to use magic power to outline the magic circle, reaching the state of making it without a magic circle. After teaching these two little children, Elsebell asked the Wenli family and the The Edwards said their goodbyes.
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"I'm really leaving this time." Elsebell waved her hand and said, "After all, my identity is still the queen of Ishval, so having fished for more than ten years is already quite impressive."
Although in the past ten years, Elsebel has gone back intermittently several times, and also told Echidna the knowledge of alchemy.
"Master, can't you stay for a while?" Wenli, who had grown into a teenage girl, reluctantly held Elsebell in her arms, and Elsa beside her had a lemony face.
Forget it, the third lady will go back soon, huh, I won’t argue with you for a while!
At this time, Elsa has not yet realized that when Elsebell returns to Ishval, it will be Ram, Rem and Beatrice who will fight for Elsebel with her.
After all, the Copper Alchemist.
"Hey, I'm afraid it won't work if I don't go back now." Elsebell waved her hands and said helplessly: "If I don't go back, I feel like Echidna is going to come over and kill me with a knife."
"Ah this..."
In fact, as early as half a year ago, Echidna had given Elsebel the final order, requiring Elsebel to go back within six months!
In fact, the reason is very simple. Echidna knows that there are two kinds of "alchemy" in this world, namely the alchemy of Amestris and the alchemy of Xinguo.
Among them, alchemy requires touching objects with hands, direct close contact, and then decomposing and reorganizing substances; and alchemy...
To be honest, alchemy is a very deformed thing, but it still formed a product of the system. Its original prototype was a strange technology developed by the emperor of the new country in pursuit of immortality. While traveling around the continent in Hohenheim, he came to When he arrived in the New Kingdom, he passed on the basic concepts of alchemy, which allowed the deformed primitive technology to be integrated with the concepts of alchemy, and finally the modern alchemy was born.
There is also a big difference between alchemy and alchemy. Alchemy mainly refines inorganic substances, that is, "dead" things, while alchemy is based on the flow of energy in objects. As long as it contains energy Anything that flows, whether it is the human body or inorganic matter, can be refined.
Of course, although alchemy seems to be a fusion of primitive technology and alchemical concepts, the main body of alchemy is still primitive technology, so the principles of activation and the knowledge contained are completely different, so it is difficult for alchemists to To understand alchemy.
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After explaining the difference between alchemy and alchemy, everyone should understand that these are two different technologies. Since they are different technologies, how can learning only one kind satisfy Echidna's inner desire? What about "lust"?
Therefore, Echidna asked Elsibel to go back - after all, Ishval always needs a person who can call the shots to control the situation! Therefore, one of Echidna and Elsebel must stay in Ishval.
Elsebell has stayed in Lisebul Village on and off for thirteen years (from 1900 to 1913). Echidna thought, after all, it’s time for me to move around, right?
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After bidding farewell to the Hohenheim family and the Winry family, Elsebell and Elsa walked into Ishvar's palace in a swaggering manner.
"Ai Sibei, you fish-crazy scumbag loli!!" With a roar, Echidna rushed out of the palace. She held an ordinary knife in her hand and pointed at Ai Sibei. Er's chest was stabbed, "You die!"
The knife sank into Elsabel's chest...well, Echidna's hand was also taken with it.
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