Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

"Ah, this is indeed my mistake..." the little man in the bottle said, looking at Elsebell with doubtful eyes.

It knows many things that others don't know, such as how to refine the Philosopher's Stone, how to refine it into a formation, such as... the human pillar.

People who have undergone human body refining are called human pillars, and human pillars do not need to be refined into formations. They only need to clap their hands together to release alchemy - because human pillars already have the door of truth, and the door of truth is equivalent to refining. Tons of content! Therefore, the human pillar only needs to be clasped together with both hands to form a circle.

Yes, the magic circle is formed by the outer circle and the knowledge inside, so when the human pillar hits it, he has already formed the magic circle himself.

But...did Elsie Bell just clap her hands? No! She just snapped her fingers and it was done! what does that mean?

This means that Elsebell possesses a "treasure" that can truly give up the formation, that is, the Philosopher's Stone.

'She can make the Philosopher's Stone, and it is so powerful...' The man in the bottle narrowed his eyes. He thought that Elsebell, like her and Hohenheim, was the one who obtained a large number of the Philosopher's Stone. .

"Okay, sir -" Elsebell leaned back in her chair and said, "Although I don't know why you have a face like Hohenheim's, you are definitely not him."

"Do you know him?" The little man in the bottle was stunned, and then his expression became even weirder - he almost pointed at Elsebell and asked, who are you?

Not only does he possess the Philosopher's Stone, but he also knows Hohenheim - could it be said that the other party is Hohenheim's back-up plan?

"I know, I know his wife, so I met him by the way." Elsebell waved her hand.

"Ah..." The little man in the bottle frowned and asked, "Does the Philosopher's Stone in your body have something to do with Hohenheim?"

"No~" Elsebell answered honestly - of course, what she meant in her answer was that there is no Philosopher's Stone in my body!

"Then... I believe you for the time being." My father calmly touched his beard and said: "Elsibelle... No, Her Majesty the Queen of Ishval, do you know that letting Amestolis and Was the order from the Ishval Alliance issued by me?”

"I didn't know before, but now I know." Elsebell put her right leg on her left leg and said calmly: "So? What do you want to express? Could it be that you want me to express my gratitude to you?"

"Of course not." Father shook his head and said, "What I want to say is that I can secretly control the entire Amestoris because I have the ability to fulfill other people's wishes."

Elsebell: ...Huh?

End of this chapter

To be honest, when the little man in the bottle said the words "I can fulfill other people's wishes," Elsebell only had one thought left in her mind.

What is this SB talking about?

Fulfill other people's wishes?

Ning is also a universal rice cooker? Ning is also a dragon ball? Ning is also a QB? Ning is also Aladdin's magic lamp? Ning is also Noel?

Good guy, why are you pretending to be 13 with me? And fulfill other people’s wishes?

Elsebell pondered for a few seconds, and just when she was about to speak, the little man in the bottle in front of her had already closed the book in his hand, then stood up and said calmly: "Yes, I can fulfill other people's wishes! If you are willing to assist me, I can grant your three wishes!"

Three wishes? Ah, then you are no longer the Holy Grail, nor are you a QB! So are you the Dragon Ball of Namek or the Dragon Ball of later Earth? Or is it Aladdin's magic lamp?

"Uh, that is to say, you want me to assist you, and if you achieve your goal, you will grant my three wishes?"

"That's right!" The little man in the bottle said confidently, "Do you want supreme rights? Or an immortal lifespan? Or do you want unparalleled wealth? Or do you want endless knowledge?"

"emmm..."

Elsebell put her chin on her head and thought for a few seconds, then said, "Can a casual person win the lottery?"

"ah?"

"No? Can that solve the problem of entropy increase in the Magic Circle World universe?"

"ah??"

"Isn't it possible? Then can we turn all the creatures in the world into little girls?"

"ah???"

"Can't this be done? Hey, this is too useless!" Elsie Bell showed a very disappointed expression, "Then let's do something simpler. Can you let Teacher Saitama grow her hair?"

"ah????"

At this time, the little eyes of the little man in the bottle were filled with confusion - No, these are all your wishes! Labor and management have never heard of such a wish, right?

"Can you say some wishes that I can understand?" The little man in the bottle tugged at the corner of his mouth and said, "If it's a joke, there's no need to say it."

If he knew modern dialect, he would probably say: "Can you have some earthly wishes?"

"Hey, how could this be a joke?" Elsebell pursed her lips in dissatisfaction and said, "You suddenly asked me what my wish was, and I feel like I can't tell you! I'm quite satisfied with my current life. Yes, there is no shortage of anything..."

"This..." The little man in the bottle frowned. What annoys him the most is this kind of person who has no desires and needs! However, he also believes that no one can truly have no desires and desires, it is just that he has not found what he is longing for.

Thinking of this, the little man in the bottle loosened his eyebrows, and then said with a smile: "These wishes can be saved, and as long as you are still alive, you can redeem them, how about it?"

This is a lie.

As far as the little man in the bottle is concerned, as long as he completes the refinement of the land, opens the huge door of truth, and becomes a "god", he no longer needs to be here with Elsebell - die, die Come on, die! Let's all die! Hot chicks! When I become invincible, I will make you all into philosopher's stones!

"Okay." Elsebell nodded and asked, "Then tell me how you need me to help you."

"Very good~" The little man in the bottle laughed and said, "I need you to come to this place to protect my safety when I need help!"

"Ah, bodyguard?"

"That's right!" The little man in the bottle nodded and said, "I need you to protect me!"

"Okay, when you need it, just send someone to Ishval to find me." Elsebell nodded casually - she used her little brain...ah, Naizi swears, The "time of need" mentioned by the little man in the bottle is the time when the country is made worthy of recognition.

only……

Elsebell furrowed her brows subtly. She suddenly heard that there was still one condition to be met for the refinement of the land, and that was the "Human Pillar" mentioned earlier, that is, people who "have undergone human body refinement." .

According to the original work, there should be five people, namely Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, von Hohenheim, Roy Mustang, and Izmi Caddis.

Of course, the real requirement for a ninja is someone who has "refined the human body and successfully returned" - the "return" here means that he is still alive.

Don’t forget, this is the world of alchemists, and alchemists are a group of research lunatics. Who knows how many people have conducted human body refining in private! However, only the five people in the original work survived.

Therefore, Elsebell was not sure whether "only these five people could survive" or "these five people were more powerful, so they survived."

If it's the former, then Elsebell will have to worry about her plan this time - she doesn't want her friend to become disabled because of her plan, even if she can recover.

‘After I return this time, I will summon a few people to discuss these matters. ’ Elsebell scratched her head - if a few friends volunteered, the situation would be different.

…………

…………

Elsebell's thinking only lasted a moment - after all, the stronger the strength, the faster the brain works - so when she came back to her senses, the little man in the bottle sat down again, and then Opened the book in his hand.

Looking at this scene, Elsebell curled her lips in disdain.

Good guy, are you still pretending?

Anyone who has read the original work knows that you have no knowledge at all on the Door of Truth! You are completely empty inside!

By the way, Elsebell just used her sense of observation to observe the book in the hand of the little man in the bottle, and found that it was a picture album.

Well, it’s like a comic book! And it's not a sophisticated comic, but a fairy tale like Cinderella.

Damn, why are you pretending to me that you are just reading a fairy tale?

"uh-huh."

Suddenly, the little man in the bottle seemed to remember something. He closed the book in his hand, put it aside, and said, "Speaking of which, it's rare for someone to come as a guest, so let me entertain you."

"Um?"

Elsebell looked at the little man in the bottle strangely as he stood up, then walked aside and pulled down a certain handle.

With the sound of a "click" switch, the originally dark underground space suddenly became brighter - even though Elsebell had already seen the entire space.

This is about the size of a football field, with a height of about four to five meters! In the very middle of the space, facing the door, is the throne of the villain in the bottle, as well as the surrounding research equipment, and a little behind is a... uh...

Pink area.

Um.

There are pink sofas, pink tables, pink carpets, teddy bears placed on them, exquisite white cups, and fragrant pastries.

If you take a screenshot of this area alone and post it online, I think Elsebell will definitely be regarded by others as the scene of LO's tea party, rather than someone...

Elsebell glanced at the little man in the bottle.

Rather than some strange uncle who has lived for hundreds of years and has a black creature inside like a small briquette in My Neighbor Totoro.

After a period of silence, Elsebell said, "You, a girl...have a strong heart."

"This, this color was not chosen by me!" The little man in the bottle quickly explained, "Yes, it was my son, Envi chose it!"

"Um?"

Elsebell quickly turned her head and looked at Envi behind her, and then...

Good guy!

Elsebell discovered that Enwei had put on a pink LO skirt full of lace, ribbons and lace. From the skirt hem, you could still see her legs and legs wrapped in white silk. Pink pig waist shoes.

This is not the most terrifying thing. The most terrifying thing is that Enwei is sitting in front of a dressing table, applying lipstick to himself in front of the mirror, then licking his lips, twisting his head left and right, and nodding with satisfaction. .

I'm in a big hole!

"What are you looking at?" Enwei glanced at Elsebell, then put away all the cosmetics in front of him.

"No, it's nothing..." Elsebell tugged at the corner of her mouth. She still remembered that when she asked Enwei about women's clothing before, Enwei acted like he was a straight man and didn't have the energy to dress up as a woman. Why did he do it? Right here...

Gee, it's quite cute.

"Are we going to have a tea party?" Envi stood up and said elegantly in a female voice.

Damn it, have you learned all the false accents?

Elsebell made an off-site phone call and found out that Envi's voice actor was Takayama Minami... Yeah, yes, Conan and Asakura Hao, and Takayama Minami from Kamiza Deru!

Good guy, I'm just good guy.

"Let's start the tea party." The little man in the bottle stood up and said, "I want to drink milk tea today, please add more pearls and coconut."

"Okay, Father." Gleed, who had already changed into a black suit, said calmly.

‘Milk...milk tea? ’

Elsebell twitched the corner of her mouth, and then secretly glanced at her father's belly - ah, sure enough, after drinking milk tea for a long time and sitting in the seat without exercising, she has a small belly! And it’s quite obvious!

Ten minutes later.

Elsebell, the little man in the bottle, Envy and Grid were already sitting at the small pink round table. Everyone was drinking milk tea and black tea and eating delicious pastries, and there was a sense of harmony.

Well, superficial harmony.

"I heard that Her Majesty the Queen defeated Kim Bradley?" The villain in the bottle glanced at Elsebell and said tentatively.

"Ah, it's just a draw, it's just a draw." Elsie Bell smiled reservedly and said: "After all, I don't dare to use my full strength! After all, I have to step on an ant without injuring or killing it. Very difficult thing.”

"oh--"

The little man in the bottle nodded, then clenched his fists and said with joy in his heart: 'Nice, brother! Learned a new way to pretend to be 13! I'll record it later and use it to play 13 when facing Hohenheim! ’

End of this chapter

After attending the tea party, Elsebell left the underground space and returned to her room.

After all, Elsa, Ram, Rem and Beatrice at home are so fragrant - to be fair, with these four fragrant girls here, why would Elsie Bell be with a strange Ogi-san? A strange cross-dresser and a strange young man drinking tea and chatting together!

I lay directly in Elsa's arms, and then let Ram and Rem feed me something to drink with their mouths, and the other fed me food with their mouths, and then I did something with Beatrice...

Doesn’t it smell good?

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After staying in the capital for a few days, Elsibel said goodbye and left Amestolis, returning to Ishval with four girls and five big men.

"Everyone——"

Sitting back on the throne, Elsebell looked at the five people in front of her and said, "You have been in Amestris for a week, what do you think?"

"Well……"

Ska...ah, it's Aba. After being silent for a few seconds, Aba raised his hand and said, "The pizza in the restaurant at the end of the street is quite delicious."