Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

Reimu Hakurei looked at the Scarlet Devil Mansion in front of him, and then at Remilia, who exuded a luxurious aura. He couldn't help but swallowed, and then whispered: "Boss, you pay me, and I'll beat you!"

Remilia recalled Reimu Hakurei's combat prowess before and couldn't help but nodded and said, "Okay, how about I give you this price?"

After saying that, Remilia raised her index finger and said: "I take one action, and I'll give you a hundred..."

She originally wanted to say one million, but as soon as she said these one hundred or two words, Reimu Hakurei hurriedly interrupted her.

"Boss, a hundred times is too cheap!" Hakurei Reimu looked at Remilia with tears in his eyes, and cried, "At least once a thousand times! Boss!"

"..." Remilia silently swallowed the word "ten thousand" that was about to blurt out, and then nodded.

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"That's it." Sakuya said softly.

"Ah this..." Elsebell was completely speechless.

Hakurei Reimu thought he had increased his salary tenfold, but in fact it had shrunk a thousandfold, a huge loss!

It can only be said that poverty affected Reimu Hakurei's vision.

Just after Elsebell complained, Remilia had returned to her side, reached out and patted her back, and said: "Okay, my sister! Let's set off to find that old woman Yakumo Murasaki. trouble!"

"I don't have any objections, but do you know where Yakumo Purple lives?" Elsebell innocently looked at the people in front of her.

"I know!" Reimu Hakurei put his hands on his hips and said, "Yakumo's House!"

"Where is the Yakumo House?"

"In the gap." Hakurei Reimu replied.

"Then..." Elsebell asked slowly, "How do we get to the gap?"

Silence is the Hakurei Shrine this morning.

End of this chapter

Inside Hakurei Shrine.

Because Hakurei Reimu was very poor, he had no money to buy an oil lamp, and the room was a bit big, so it seemed particularly empty and...dark.

"Now, the problem is very serious." Reimu Hakurei put his hands in front of his mouth and said seriously: "Everyone, we can't find Yakumo Murasaki's residence."

"Hmm -" Elsebell leaned in Elsa's arms, resting her head on the pillow, and nodded lazily.

"Oh——" Remilia leaned in Sakuya's arms, resting her head on the PAD, and nodded lazily.

"Ah——" Flandre leaned in Rem's arms, resting her head on the pillow, and nodded lazily.

"Please be more serious!" Hakurei Reimu looked at the incoherent expressions of the three Scarlet family members. He couldn't help but patted the table with hatred and said, "Don't you want revenge!"

"I think..." Remilia yawned and said, "But aren't you the most anxious? If you are anxious, the rest of us will not be anxious."

"That's right, that's right." Elsebell nodded and said, "Besides, it's useless for us to be anxious. Mother Zi's house is hidden in the gap, how can we get in."

"Fran, I want to eat puffs..." Fran muttered.

"..."

Reimu Hakurei is so angry!

Of course you are not in a hurry, I must be, this is a very high-priced employment of 1,500 yen! hateful!

"Actually, we don't have to go find Yakumo Purple. It would be nice if Yakumo Purple comes over." Elsebell took a sip of coke and said, "As long as we can piss her off, she will definitely do it herself." It came out."

"But the question is how to piss off that old woman?" Hakurei Reimu muttered.

"Age?" Elsebell looked at Reimu Hakurei and said, "Does Zi Ma care about age?"

"I do care, but I don't want to get mad when I hear the topic of age." Reimu Hakurei lay on the table.

‘Ah? ’ Elsebell blinked, and then tilted her head - didn’t the purple mothers in various fan fictions always go berserk when they heard the issue of age? Why doesn’t this purple mother care about you today?

All right.

Elsebell sighed helplessly - in fact, the purple mother in the first story didn't seem to care about her age, and occasionally made fun of her own age! The kind of setting that always makes you angry when you hear your age is basically a setting that only the second setting Zima has.

"No, then why do I call her Zima? She will throw tofu at me!" Elsie Bell reacted. Aren't you angry?

"No, age is age. If you call me Zima, just..." Reimu Hakurei looked at Elsebell speechlessly and said, "You can't create a mother out of nothing... Wait a minute!"

Reimu Hakurei slapped her thigh suddenly, and with a loud "pia", Elsebell's whole body trembled - Aren't your legs afraid of getting red?

Hakurei Reimu stood up from the ground, then held the royal coin in his right hand, put his hands on his hips, and said loudly: "Purple Mom! Purple Mom! Purple Grandma!!"

"call out--"

The next moment, a washbasin came out of the gap and hit Reimu Hakurei straight on the head.

"Keep shouting and break your legs!"

"It hurts, it hurts..."

Reimu Hakurei covered her head and squatted on the ground, saying: "As expected of Zi Ma, she is so ruthless!"

No, you are too desperate.

Elsebell took a sip of Coke and then looked at the window on the side.

Ah, the weather is really nice today.

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"orz..."

Hakurei Reimu's whole body was feeling bad. No matter how much she yelled, Yakumo Murasaki wouldn't come out of the gap. Instead, there were some extra pots and pans in her house for no apparent reason.

"I wonder, you made a profit." Elsebell suddenly touched her chin and looked at Reimu Hakurei and said, "Look, didn't you have a lot of extra kitchen utensils for no reason?"

"!!!"

After being reminded by Elsebell, Hakurei Reimu immediately raised his head, looked at the pots and pans on the side, and exclaimed: "That's right! You are such a genius, you have thought of all this!" "

"Ah, shit..." At this moment, Ram suddenly exclaimed, and her exclamation made Reimu Hakurei, who had just diverted his attention, return his eyes to the kitchen utensils.

But it's over.

Under the kitchen utensils, a black crack opened, and all the kitchen utensils had fallen in, and immediately after, the crack disappeared.

"Ahhhh!——"

At this moment, Reimu Hakurei screamed like a groundhog.

Yakumo Murasaki, you've gone too far! !

Hakurei Reimu rolled up his sleeves and said, "I don't believe that Yakumo Purple can't come out now!"

"What can you do if she doesn't come out?" Elsebell looked at Reimu Hakurei curiously. Do you have any other...nirvana?

"I can only reveal my trump card." Hakurei Reimu stood up with a gloomy look and said, "That is the secret I have treasured for thirteen hours."

Ten... thirteen hours?

Elsebell opened her mouth slightly. What secret have you treasured for thirteen hours? No, is thirteen hours considered a secret?

"That's it..." Hakurei Reimu took a deep breath and said, "Yesterday when we were having a banquet, I took a quick look and saw that Zi Ma was not wearing any clothes..."

"call out--"

The stainless steel basin came again, but Reimu Hakurei turned around and caught it in his hand.

"The same move will not be effective against a miko a second time!"

So you are a Saint?

"Ah da——"

Hakurei Reimu protected the stainless steel basin on his chest, then grabbed a flying plate, stuffed the plate into the stainless steel basin on his chest, and then shouted arrogantly: "Yakumo Murasaki doesn't …”

"Swish, swish, swish—"

Throwing attacks came one after another, but Reimu Hakurei caught them all.

"Yakumo Murasaki, you can't come out!" Hakurei Reimu said sternly: "If you don't come out, don't blame me!"

"..."

After a long silence, a gap as tall as a person appeared in the shrine, and Yakumo Purple, wearing Bagua Tao uniform, walked out of the shrine with a forced smile on her face.

Good guy, were you really forced out?

Hakurei Reimu, what exactly do you master about Yakumo Purple?

"Reimu, you've gone too far." Yakumo Purple held the folding fan in her hand and said calmly, "As a miko, you actually..."

"Stop talking nonsense!" Hakurei Reimu pointed at Yakumo Murasaki with the royal coin and said, "Either you give me fifteen hundred yen! Or, let's fight for the pain!"

"..."

Yakumo Purple was a little heartbroken and couldn't bear it.

Stupid stuff, I'll sell you for 1,500!

Yakumo Purple Fried Chicken wanted to take out a thousand and a half and slap Hakurei Reimu in the face, but she glanced at Remilia who silently escaped from the ten thousand dollar bill fan, and shed tears of regret.

I'm sorry for being born poor.

"So what do you want to do?" Yakumo Zi looked at the large group of people in front of her and said with a non-compassionate expression, "I just threw a plate of tofu!"

"Are you trying to throw a tofu?" Remilia said sternly: "You are slapping my sister in the face! You are slapping our Scarlet Devil Mansion in the face!"

? ? ?

At this moment, a series of big question marks appeared on Zima's head.

What the hell, this third sister of yours keeps calling me Zima, ruining my reputation, why can’t I punish her?

Yakumo Zi rolled up her sleeves angrily, but when she glanced at Reimu Hakurei who was watching eagerly next to her, she couldn't help but show a sad expression.

"Reimu!" ​​Yakumo Murasaki looked at Hakurei Reimu with a sad face and said, "Have you forgotten who fed you shit and pee when you were a child?"

"Um?"

When Hakurei Reimu heard this, he raised the royal coin with a dark face and said loudly: "Dream God..."

"Wait, there was a slip of the tongue, it was a slip of the tongue just now!" Yakumo Purple coughed quickly and said, "I raised you up, I raised you up!"

"Bah!" Hakurei Reimu said at that time: "Does it have anything to do with you?"

"Why doesn't it matter? I created Gensokyo, so everything you eat and wear is mine!" Yakumo Purple said plausibly, and the shamelessness of it shocked Elsebell.

"No more nonsense!" At this time, Remilia patted the table and stood up, then pointed at Yakumo Murasaki and said, "Hey, old woman! How dare you fight me!"

"..."

Yakumo Murasaki covered her face with a fan expressionlessly, and then glanced at Remilia.

To be honest, you are such a little bat, I can beat you with one hand until you cry for father and mother, and your butt will be swollen from the slap!

but……

She is afraid of failure in everything, but Yakumo Purple has to fail - in order to ensure that there is an out-of-standard character to ensure the peace and tranquility of Gensokyo, she sets the shrine maiden to be the core of Gensokyo, with superhuman power in Gensokyo. strength.

but……

I never expected that Reimu Hakurei would turn out to be a brat! ! !

"How to solve this matter?" Yakumo Zi thought for a while, but for the sake of the peace and tranquility of Gensokyo, she decided to endure it. "After all, it was the child who provoked me in the first place, right?"

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't defeat Reimu Hakurei...

"Hmph!" Remilia held Reimu Hakurei's evil dog in her hand and laughed like a villain, "Yakumo Murasaki! Do you know the terrifying aspects of my Scarlet Devil Mansion!"

"..."

Yakumo Murasaki looked at the victorious Remilia indifferently, and couldn't help but said: "Little bat, Reimu can protect you for a while, but it can't protect you for the rest of your life~"

"..."

The eldest lady choked.