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"?"

Yakumo Purple almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

"Where did you come to this conclusion?"

"You are all blonde!"

"There are so many blond people in Gensokyo!" Yakumo Murasaki's face was filled with black lines, "Rumia is also blond, right? Little Bat is also blond, right? And Marisa, Alice, aren't they all blond? Are they all? my child?"

"..."

Youyouzi was in a daze for a while, and then exclaimed: "You Curry, you have many children!"

"????"

Yakumo Murasaki was immediately confused, her head full of question marks and she couldn't utter any words, as if she had been banned from speaking.

Youyouzi, can you adjust Yangjian's reaction? You are in the underworld every day...

Oh, you are an undead, that's okay.

Yakumo Purple suppressed the pain in her heart, and then said: "If you say that, then you won't have a share in tonight's dinner."

"Feast?"

Yuyouzi accurately grasped the keywords she cared about most, couldn't help rubbing her little hands with excitement, and said: "What kind of feast?"

"It's this little bat." Youyouzi glanced at Elsibelle behind her and said with a smile, "Let her be responsible for tonight's feast."

"stare--"

After hearing these words, the one who had the biggest reaction was not Yuyuko, but Soul Youmeng beside her. She stared at Elsebell so hard that she almost bit her handkerchief.

Woohoo, I'm usually responsible for feeding Master Youyuko! Where did the little goblin run out now?

hateful! I will never admit to the food you made!

Even if I die, die outside, starve to death, or jump from here, I won’t even take a bite!

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"Master!" Soul Demon Dream hugged Elsie Bell's waist and said with tears streaming down her face: "Coach Elsie, I want to learn cooking!!"

"???"

Elsebell had a question mark on her face.

Not long after the first batch of food was brought out, Soul Youmeng rushed in and hugged her waist.

"Cooking... you do it..." Elsebell looked at Soul Demon Dream in confusion and said, "No one will let you cook, right?"

"No! Master!" Soul Youmeng said seriously: "I want to learn cooking from the master!"

"Ah, this..." Elsebell scratched her head. Her cooking skills all depended on the spirit-talking technique of "inviting the gods". As for her own skills, now...

Well, actually, it’s not entirely without gain.

Because cooking skills are not thinking patterns, Elsebell cannot use her little brain to imitate other people's thinking, but she can absorb other people's cooking experience!

Especially the first-person perception of cooking, you can also understand the inner activities of the cook, until what exactly the changes in these dishes are...

This is not just a book from heaven, this is personal guidance!

"Well..." Elsebell glanced at the weapon on Soul Demon's waist and said, "It's not impossible! But can you give me some pointers on swordsmanship?"

"No problem!" Soul Youmeng replied without hesitation.

The other party is the person brought here by the monster sage to teach him swordsmanship. It won't be a big problem.

Unknowingly, Yakumo Purple has been ripped off the tiger's skin.

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After dinner.

"belch--"

Youyouzi gave a rare burp, and then said happily: "Ah, it tastes so good!"

"How's it going? Your little bat's skills are pretty good, right?" Yakumo Purple, who was sitting in the corridor, heard the movement in the room and couldn't help but turn her head, looked at Yuyuko with a smile, and said, "If you want to eat, , let her come tomorrow."

"Roar!"

Yuyuko quickly ran to Yakumo Murasaki, sat down next to her, and then looked curiously at Ai Sibell who was sparring with Soul Youmu in the backyard, and said: "But, Aburara, who is this child?" Ah, I’ve never seen it before.”

"Coming from the outside world." Yakumo Purple smiled and played with the folding fan in her hand and said, "The reincarnation of the divine world."

"Ah, is it our turn?" Youyouzi blinked and said, "No wonder I haven't seen it before."

"The talent is good, but she's naughty." Yakumo Purple narrowed her eyes and said, "I have to find an opportunity to trick her."

"for example?"

"For example... it's very simple." A malicious expression appeared on the corner of Yakumo Purple's mouth.

Now that you have decided to be a spokesperson, let’s start with your most basic abilities…!

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"Huh...huh..."

During the intermission, Elsebell was sweating profusely and wiping her face with a towel. Although the Soul Youmu beside her was also a little out of breath, she was obviously much better than her.

"Master, your swordsmanship is very good, and its versatility is very strong." Soul Youmeng put the weapon back into the scabbard, then walked over and said, "And it is very malleable."

"Do you need it? I can give you the general principles of practice."

"No, I don't need it anymore at my level." Soul Youmeng shook his head and said: "This swordsmanship... is equivalent to giving you a foundation. What kind of house you can build depends on your own development. .”

And her house has been built long ago and no longer needs a foundation.

"Okay." Elsebell nodded her head and wanted to say something else, but she saw that the soul demon had already bent down behind her.

"Lord Youyouzi." Soul Youmeng said.

‘Ah——’ Elsebell also quickly turned around and looked at Zima and Youyuko who were walking towards her from behind.

"Little little bat, your first test is here." Yakumo Zi blocked her mouth with her own hands, because she was afraid that she couldn't help laughing, "Your first goal is to improve your Yanling, so you have to get the blood of the little bat and then the blood of Shenqi."

"Eh?"

"Little Bat is your sister, so it shouldn't be a big problem." Yakumo Zi narrowed her eyes and said, "So, tomorrow morning, I will send you to the devil world! Come on~"

Come on... come on?

Elsebell was completely stunned.

End of this chapter

To be honest, when Elsie Bell heard Yakumo Murasaki's "Come on", her mood was no less than...

-Excuse me, how can I make 1 million a year?

-This is simple, deposit 40 million in the bank, and you will get 1 million in interest in a year.

-Then how can you earn 40 million?

-This is also simple. If you deposit 1.5 billion in the bank, the interest will be 40 million a year.

...No less than hearing such a conversation when asking others how they make money.

If I had 1.5 billion, would I ask you how to make 1 million?

"No, Zi Ma..." Elsebell said a little uneasily, "Isn't it a bit difficult to face the Lord of the Demon Realm when you come up?"

At least let’s start with a low difficulty level, right?

"Except for your sister..." Yakumo Murasaki opened her folding fan and said meaningfully: "Princess Eontei, you must pass the test of Yashi Eirin; and the one in Hanada... you are ready to face the wind. Are you ready to meet Youxiang, little little bat?"

"..."

Elsebell thought about this, and then sadly discovered...

Oh, it seems that the branch line is not on hell difficulty?

I'm so angry, when will Loli stand up!

"Resign yourself to your fate." Yakumo Purple patted Elsebell's shoulder with a smile on her face.

Let you call me Zima! I won’t help you at all, so just work hard on your own!

Yakumo Murasaki has already decided that when Elsebell starts the side mission, she will open the gap to watch the live broadcast, and she will also hold a bowl of rice in her hand so that she can eat a big bowl when she eats.

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night.

When Elsebell was sent back to the Scarlet Devil Mansion by Yakumo Murasaki, the eldest and second young ladies, who were still worried, as well as Elsa and other maids, all came to greet her.

"My sister, are you okay?" Remilia looked around Elsebell, as if she was worried that one whip mark after another would appear on Elsebel's body.

So what do you think Yakumo Purple is? Will she stab your old lady with a needle?

"It's okay, I just went over and sat down." Elsebell smiled. She pointed at the Scarlet Devil Mansion and said, "Eldest sister, second sister, let's go in first? Meiling is not good if you stay outside the door. It’s time to catch a fish.”

"?"

Hong Meiling, who was secretly taking a nap, woke up with a fright. She looked at the third lady who had just returned home with a question mark on her face.

Third Miss, we don’t have any grudges either, oh oh oh!

"That's right, let's go in first." Remilia nodded her little head, and then said to Sakuya beside her: "Sakuya, half of Hong Meiling's salary will be deducted this month."

"Miss, if you press it again, it will be gone!" Hong Meiling screamed, but the black-hearted capitalist ignored her at all.

Woohoo, it's so hard for me.

Hong Meiling cried secretly.

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"Tell me what's going on."

Sitting in the living room of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Remilia asked seriously.

"That's right, Zi Ma made an offer that I can't refuse, asking me to work for her for a period of time." Elsie Bell touched the tip of her nose and said, "Actually, it's like this..."

After Balabala explained for a while, Ai Sibei immediately lay down on the table and screamed: "Ah ah ah, I am going to the devil world tomorrow, how can I complete the task!!"

"..."

Remilia hasn't reacted yet, and her head is already feeling a little out of control.

No, my third sister...has a chance to become an out-and-out monster?

Look at the candidates she put forward——

The purple clouds, the beauty of the gods, the fragrance of the wind, and the Kaguya of Mount Horai...

Wait, she, Remilia, is also on the list?

"Love it, love it."

Compared to the happy Remilia, Flandre's reaction was much more realistic.

"Why! No! Fran!" Flandre looked at Elsebell angrily and shouted, "Even my sister has a name, why not Fran!"

"?"

Remilia instinctively felt something was wrong.

What does "even sister" mean? Did this young lady feel offended?

"Ah, that's fine if the second sister is willing." Elsebell scratched her head and said, "Do I remember that the second sister's ability is to destroy objects?"