Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

"Spinning, jumping, I close my eyes~"

Ai Sibei easily survived under the firepower of X3's magic cannon, and even felt a little comfortable - if she was not facing Hua Ma, Ai Sibei would even dare to take out a bottle of ice from her bracelet. Coke, it’s a great refreshment after a lot of burps.

However, I was facing Hua Ma.

Elsebell knows one thing very well, and this is something she has gained from many years of experience in the troll group on the Internet, that is, there is a distance between people, and many jokes only work when the distance is close. It can be said.

To give a simple example, for example, Xian Zhe and Xiao Xiangxiang in the big boss group are arguing with each other all day long, always saying "I'm stupid for you", while the other person will say "Okay" Come on, just crawl, I’m the best at crawling!”, and occasionally a beautiful line of “You’re dead, I’m your daddy”.

However, if you ask someone who has a bad relationship with them to say something stupid to them, and you are dead... Good guy, these two can directly cut you out of the middle, even the person and the bird. Can you tear it in half? The balls are all on one side.

In the same way, when Elsebell faces Zima and Lianhua, she can be skinned or restrained. Anyway, the worst thing is that she will be knocked on the head by Lianma or spanked by Zima! But facing this matter, Hua Ma, whose feelings are not yet in place, if Ai Sibei dares to be so naughty...

Then I'm afraid I have to prepare an epitaph.

"It seems that you are very relaxed." Hua Ma held her chin and looked at Elsie Bell's movements. The corners of her mouth couldn't help but raise an elegant arc, "Then let's make it a little more difficult."

Eh?

Before Elsebell had time to protest, the number of magic spheres in front of Hua Ma had grown from three to...six.

"Do you call this a little difficult!?" Elsebell couldn't help but asked, "Is it because our understanding of 'a little' is different?"

Shouldn't they be added one by one? What a fuss if it doubled directly! Are you not making it more difficult at all? You missed me!

"Oh? You can still refute so energetically, it seems very easy." Not only was Hua's mother not angry, but she showed a more playful smile - ah, it probably felt like seeing an interesting toy.

She looked at Elsebell, slowly raised her right hand, and said, "Then, let's make it a little more difficult."

? ? ?

Everyone in Acebel is dumbfounded. Shouldn't you see how I dodge the firepower of the Magic Cannon X6? I'm even going to pretend to be struggling to get you to be merciful... What are you doing by directly increasing the difficulty!

Don't you have to go through the process?

Hua Ma's actions told Elsie Bell this painful fact very straightforwardly - yes, I am not going to go through the process! So, with Elsebell's dumbfounded expression, the six magic spheres in front of Hua Ma directly turned into twelve.

Hey, hey, hey, this isn’t right, it doesn’t look right no matter how you look at it!

Elsebell couldn't help but protest in her heart: 'It was three pieces just now, but in the blink of an eye, it became six, then twelve...'

Is it going to be twenty-four, forty-eight, or ninety-six later?

However, the magic cannon fire net that appeared immediately after it made Elsebell lose the energy to continue complaining about these things. Although the twelve fire nets were not enough to make her panic, Hua Ma's evil intentions became more... The output of tiny bits of magic power made Elsebell feel a sense of crisis.

If this was hit, it would be no joke.

Seeing Elsebell flexibly dodge in the fire net of X12's magic cannon, Yuka Kazami's expression became even brighter - she probably understood what Yakumo Murasaki meant.

So, you really brought me toys that are durable and interesting, right? Yakumo Murasaki is really yours! Next time you come over, I'll give you 100 magic cannons! Ha ha ha ha!

While smiling wildly in his heart, Feng Jian Youxiang secretly added another magic power.

X13 firepower network, achieved!

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With the passage of time, the firepower network established by Kazami Yuka has evolved from X13 to X31, and Elsie Bell has also activated Armed Color Haki and Dark Witch to strengthen herself so that she can keep up with the movements of these magic cannons. .

'Although it reduces the coverage area of ​​the magic cannon, lowers the upper limit of the output of the magic cannon, reduces the flight speed of the magic cannon, and reduces the stability of the magic cannon...' Feng Jian Yuxiang sat on a chair, drinking the scented tea she prepared. , looking leisurely at Elsebell who was moving around on the ground, "However, being able to dodge so easily in the presence of X31, this toy is really interesting!" ’

When the wind saw the fragrance, it lit up (referring to the trembling heart).

"Then, add a little more." Feng Jian Yuxiang smiled and let the magic cannon fire network evolve from X31 to X33, "Let me see how far you can support it."

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Unknowingly, Feng Jian Youxiang's firepower network has evolved to the point above X40, and at this level, every time the firepower network increases, the pressure on Elsie Bell will increase exponentially.

Therefore, Elsebell had to activate the second stage of Armed Color Haki (the carefully improved version of Holy White Lotus).

When she reached X42, Elsebell had to turn on the swastika mode.

When upgrading to X46, Isabel turned on the overclocking mode.

When she reached X52, Elsebel had already turned on all the auxiliary means to the maximum.

When she reached X57, Elsebell's magic power and physical strength were so exhausted that she had to open a gap and escape from the cross fire network.

"Crack-"

After leaving the gap, Elsebell's overclocking mode, swastika, and second-stage armed color Haki were all released at the same time, and she fell directly to the ground, gasping for breath.

She was really tired. After all, when fighting with Holy White Lotus, she knew clearly that once she couldn't hide, Holy White Lotus would stop attacking immediately, so the training with Holy White Lotus could only depend on Ai Sibei. If she wants to be lazy, Sheng Bailian will not blame her.

But Hua Ma is really different. Her magic cannons have been firing steadily from the beginning, and as her strength has increased, the rate of fire and power of these magic cannons have also increased slightly. Anyway, they just can't hit. She would die, but it would definitely hurt to death, so she concentrated on avoiding Hua Ma's attacks the whole time.

Anyone who has played games knows that when you concentrate on playing games, you will soon feel tired, especially tired! And playing games will make you tired. In this kind of "trial" where you will be beaten up if you make a mistake, it will naturally be even more tiring.

So now, Elsebell is exhausted mentally, physically, and magically. If she wasn't afraid that the flower mother would drag her underground to be used as flower fertilizer, she might have fallen asleep.

At this moment, with the heels of his shoes hitting the ground, Feng Jian Youxiang walked up to Elsie Bell with a smile and said: "It's interesting. This is the first time I've seen that you are in this realm, but the basics are not the same." Someone who is so bad."

Ah this...

When Elsebell heard some interesting lines like "This is the first time I've seen it", she thought Hua Ma was going to praise her, but now it seems... Did Hua Ma despise her? ?

"However, it seems that the easy difficulty at the beginning made you consume some magic power, physical strength and mental strength, so I was unable to detect your current limit." Kazami Yuxiang said with a smile, "So, I am ready to do it again."

"Again... again?" Elsebell's whole body was feeling bad. She raised her head feebly and said, "I'm really dying. I don't have a drop of magic power left!"

If it happens again, I might suffer from kidney failure, woo woo woo.

"Don't worry, I won't let you die so easily." Feng Jian Yuxiang said softly - although her lines gave people the feeling that the heroine was struggling to save the hero, Aisi Bell knew very well that Hua Ma The meaning of this sentence is definitely "I won't let my new toy break so easily. I want to play with it for a while."

Woo hoo hoo, Hua Mom, please, be a human being!

Oh, Hua Ma is a monster? That's okay.

A few seconds later, Elsebell felt her back being poked by a sharp object - what, could it be Hua Ma's...

parasol!

What are you thinking!

‘What is Hua Ma going to do... is she going to break my spine? ’ Elsebell trembled in fear, but the energy that was introduced into her body immediately made her moan, “Uh oh oh oh…”.

It was so comfortable, as if she had crawled into a bed warmed by an electric blanket on a cold day, or crawled into an air-conditioned room on a hot day. She felt that all the fatigue on her body seemed to have disappeared without a trace. Same……

Wait, be more confident and remove the "as if"?

"..."

Elsebell felt that her physical strength, magic power, and mental strength were all restored to full strength in just a few seconds, as if she had taken a comprehensive recovery potion.

"This..." Elsebell got up from the ground, then looked at her hands a little uneasily and said, "Completely recovered?"

"That's right." Kazami Yuxiang looked at Elsebell who stood up and showed a very "kind" smile, "I told you right? You are my new toy, and you look interesting. It’s so playful...so I won’t let you die easily.”

"...I didn't look like I was about to die just now." Elsebell said tactfully.

"Who said that?" Feng Jian Yuxiang looked at Elsebell with a puzzled look on her face and said, "In your current state, if you continue to play dodgeball, you will definitely die."

End of this chapter

After hearing Hua Ma's declaration that "you know how to shit", Elsebell once again shed sad tears - No, Hua Ma, can we be gentler in doing things? To die at every turn is too inconsistent with the core values ​​of Shehuiism, right?

However, before Elsie Bell could express her inner dissatisfaction—or even give Hua Mama a little bit of advice—Hua Mama had already left Elsie Bell’s side, and then temporarily stopped because of her collapse. X57's magic cannon launcher, which had stopped attacking, had once again enveloped Elsebell's side.

"Little guy -" Hua Ma sat on the eaves of the roof and elegantly folded her right leg over her left leg. The thigh wrapped in stockings was slightly squeezed and rounded due to the weight, which made Ai Xi Bell couldn't help but take a sip of saliva.

Hua Ma’s legs are so awesome! Can't stand it.

Feng Jian Youxiang lowered her head, admiring the fingernails on her right hand, and then said casually: "Just turn on your strongest state. I'm going to squeeze your current limit, do you understand?"

"...Yes." Elsebell took a breath and directly turned on the overclocking mode plus the swastika and the second level of armed color, and the magic power all over her body began to surge.

"Make it more difficult." Hua Ma raised her head, pointed in the air with a smile, and said, "Go and dodge in the air."

"..." Elsie Bell twitched the corner of her mouth. She once again confirmed the fact that Hua Ma was indeed a torture teacher!

The difficulty of dodging in the air and dodging on the ground has not improved even a little bit! First of all, the convenience of moving on the ground is still more comfortable than in the air. After all, you don't need to distract yourself from using magic to set a foothold. Secondly, when hiding on the ground, you don't need to worry about attacks from under your feet, so the intensity of the fire network will be greatly reduced.

All in all, the difficulty is UP.

"Ah, it's so difficult for me." Elsebell complained as she flew up into the air. The magic ball that was originally just moving above her feet spread quickly, forming a A huge encircling net enveloped her from all directions.

"It's about to begin~" Feng Jian Youxiang reminded her with a rare conscience, but before Elsebell could reply "I'm ready", she had already launched an attack - it seemed that it was not a reminder, but a warning. notify.

"咻咻咻——"

The green shrinking sea-level magic cannons began to be fired at Elsebell one after another, while her body quickly moved around in mid-air, avoiding the magic cannons attacking from all directions.

‘I feel like after this training, my knowledge will improve again. ’ After Elsebell tugged at the corner of her mouth, she started to dodge without tears.

Ah, I'm so hard.

As Elsebell dodges, the number of magic cannons fired also increases unknowingly...

X57, X58, X59…

This time, Elsebell persisted until X62, then got into the gap in embarrassment and fell to the ground.

"Ha ha……"

Elsebell was panting heavily. It was too dangerous just now, and she was almost beaten by a group of magic cannons.

"Kid, what you did makes me a little unhappy." At this time, Feng Jian Youxiang, who was sitting on the eaves, spoke. She looked down at Elsebell, her eyes revealing displeasure and contempt, "Last time Yes, this time too, why did you run away at the last moment?"

"Eh?" Elsebell sat up with difficulty and said, "I can't hide away. The magic cannon is so annoying. Do I have to live with it if I don't run away?"

"Stupid." Feng Jian Youxiang's face darkened, and she said with an unhappy face: "What are you thinking about? If you don't push your own potential, how can you be sure that you can't escape in the last moment?"

"..." Elsie Bell opened her mouth.

"Next time, if you hide again..." Feng Jian Youxiang's scarlet eyes seemed to be shining, "I will do it myself."

"Okay..." Elsie Bell got up from the ground helplessly, then opened her hands towards Hua Ma and said, "Come on."

"I'm a little self-conscious in this regard." Feng Jian Youxiang flicked her right hand, and a ball of green light fell on Elsibelle's body. The huge vitality instantly poured into Elsebell's body, draining her of exhaustion. Sweep away.

It's like eating a Snickers bar.

"If your first reaction is to 'run away' and 'cannot be hurt' even when you are training, then you are not suitable to be a warrior." Feng Jian Yuxiang waved her right hand twice, and the 62 magic balls in mid-air were shrouded in the air again. Elsebell's attention came from all directions, "Do you understand?"

"I know!" Elsebell replied angrily, and then said loudly: "Come on!"

After Feng Jian Youxiang reminded her, Elsebell realized that she seemed to have been "cowarded" by the Holy White Lotus. Of course, Elsebell was not blaming the Holy White Lotus, but blaming herself.

She also knows that her character, just like what Yakumo Murasaki described, is a "lazy" character! She used to like to use modifiers when playing stand-alone games! In fact, it's not like she can't beat the story mode, she just turned on the modifier to be lazy.

After all, all the materials are unlimited in one click. Isn’t it delicious?

When playing stand-alone games, you can turn on modifiers at will, but when playing games like DNF, you can turn on modifiers without fear of sanctions. When playing games like Chicken Fight, APEX, and LOL, you are not afraid of your parents dying suddenly, or giving birth to a son without PY. If someone digs up your ancestral graves, you can also use a modifier - but how do you use a modifier in life?

can not open.

‘I can’t be lazy anymore. ’ Elsebell patted her face, and closed her eyes with a serious look. Her domineering look and thunderous fruit covered a 100-meter area around her, monitoring the movement of every magic ball.

"call out--"

One round after another, the magic cannons came towards Elsibel. She accurately found the slight time difference in the movement trajectories of all the magic cannons, and then tested the edges of the magic cannons.

"oh?"

Feng Jian Youxiang's eyes lit up slightly. She didn't expect that this little guy made progress in an instant after being scolded and woken up by her! It’s so...exciting!

‘How deep is this treasure of yours? Let me dig into it. ’ Feng Jian Yuxiang raised the firepower cross network from X62 to X64 with a smile on her face.

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This time, Elsebell persisted until she reached the level of .

"Hiss——"

Lying on the ground, Elsebell's whole body was twitching in pain - she was a little doubtful whether Hua Ma did it on purpose! Because those magic cannons hitting her body were really like silver wax gun tips, giving Elsebell a feeling of "this is it"! But the pain that followed almost made her faint.