"Indeed." Master Jiang nodded.

Who told Ling Xian to be only about 150cm tall?

"But, if you don't look at height, but only look at body proportions -" Elsebell rubbed against Lingxian's legs again, causing Shoutu to scream as if he was being fucked, "Lingxian's The proportions of the legs can be said to be very exaggerated!”

"When you say that, it seems to be a bit true." In the spirit of seeking truth from facts, the master took a look at Lingxian's figure, and then nodded his head.

"In addition, the skin of Lingxian's legs is white and tight. Although they are fleshy when applied, they are extremely elastic. It is not an exaggeration to say that they are of the best quality." Elsie Bell let go of her hands. , waved to the master and said, "Master, you can come and touch it."

"Well……"

The master came over, squatted down in front of Lingxian's desperate expression, then stretched out his right hand to wipe her left leg, and said: "Indeed, while maintaining the niku feeling, it also has excellent elasticity... You're really a workhorse, Utanukain, with such a pair of charming legs, are you planning to seduce someone?"

"???"

After suddenly hearing these words from the master, Shoutu, who was having his thighs played with by Elsie Bell and Yayi Yonglin, burst into tears.

"Master! I'm not going to seduce anyone!" Shou Tu looked at Master with tears in his eyes and said, "These legs... these legs are not what I want to look like!"

"Then cut it, right?" Elsebell suddenly said, "Master, I remember that Lingxian is a rabbit, right?"

"It must be the Moon Rabbit." Master Jiang replied.

"Moon Rabbit is also a rabbit. After all, there is a word for rabbit in its name." Elsebell said with a serious look on her face: "Master, let me tell you, I know a dish called spicy rabbit legs, which requires rabbit legs, Onions, ginger, garlic, chili peppers, Sichuan peppercorns, star anise, cinnamon and bay leaves, soy sauce, salt, sugar, cooking wine and sesame oil are used as ingredients! The rabbit legs are spicy, fragrant and delicious!"

"Sounds... very good?" Master Jiang glanced at Lingxian, who was so frightened that his face turned pale, with a playful smile on his lips, "Udanhuayuan's legs are well trained, and they taste good The meat must be delicious.”

"..."

As early as when Elsie Bell shouted the words "Cut it", Lingxian was already frightened to the point of almost losing consciousness. And when Elsie Bell told the ingredients needed for spicy rabbit legs one by one, Lingxian had already started to show off.

even……

"Sniff, sniff-"

Ai Sibei Er and Yayi Yonglin moved their noses in unison, then raised their heads slightly and placed their sights diagonally above themselves - to be precise, it was the meeting point of Suzuxian's two white thighs. superior.

"Woooooooo..."

After realizing something, Lingxian let out a mournful cry, and just at this moment, Elsebell and the master loosened their hands at the same time, so Lingxian ran towards her bedroom with her ears lowered without hesitation.

She has to change her underwear and take a shower!

"I peed." Elsebell said with emotion on her face.

"This is the first time I've seen Lingxian scared like this." The master couldn't help but said, "Is it because of your touch just now?"

"That's right! Throughout the whole situation, Lingxian would be tense because her body was too tense, causing the muscles in certain places to be tense. But when I touched her thigh just now, I injected a little bit of electricity to numb her Muscles." Elsebell looked at Master with a look of approval and said, "Although the impact is not big, it is natural that she cannot hold back in an overly frightened state."

"I see..." Master Jiang touched his chin thoughtfully and said, "Would it be more interesting if, in this case, I gave her some medicine to help with blood circulation? Woolen cloth?"

End of this chapter

After hearing what the master said, Elsebell immediately determined that the master was a torture master who was no weaker than Hua Ma - look, there are even things that speed up blood circulation!

ha? Are there still people who don’t understand what this thing can do? The function of this thing is to make you produce more urine!

"Hey, Master, what you said gave me a bold idea." Elsie Bell's eyes lit up, and she said with a smile: "Look, if you tie up the bell fairy with a rope, let's She can't move at all! Then, apply a liniment on her, give her the drug you invented to speed up blood circulation, and finally feed her water every once in a while..."

"Oh?" Master Jiang's eyes lit up, and she couldn't help but stretched out her hand and patted Elsibelle's shoulder, saying, "You have great ideas, do you want to learn cooking from me...ah, learn to make potions. ?”

"Hey, Master, I really don't have any talent in this area." Elsebell waved her hand helplessly and said, "But I can discuss inspiration with you - I am the king of words! I can talk a lot. , which actually operates poorly."

"It's okay." The master doesn't care about this. Her own ability in brewing medicine can be said to be the best in Gensokyo, so there is no need for Elsebell to help her in this regard.

Rather, it is Elsebell's "idea" that she likes.

"By the way, Master, would you mind teaching my Beatrice?" Elsebell blinked at Master and said, "Betty is so cute! And she's so good! She also studied pharmacy. But we’re just getting started.”

"Well..." Master Jiang thought for a while and said, "If you can make the princess happy, I will promise you."

"Kaguya? What happened to her recently?" Elsebell asked strangely.

"Princess likes to be quiet and active. She doesn't like to go out. She just wants to stay at home, but she doesn't want to be too bored..." Bayi Yonglin looked at Elsie Bell helplessly and said, "In order for the princess to spend time at home. Time, I have tried my best to collect all kinds of books in the world, but..."

"But the age of the princess is really too long, so no amount of books can satisfy her, right?" Elsebell looked at Bayi Yonglin and said with a smile: "And I guess, occasionally she When she particularly likes a book, she can't help but use the power of eternity and a moment to speed up the passage of her time."

"That's right." Yachi Eirin couldn't help but sigh and said: "So no matter how many books I collect, the princess will eventually read them! Not long ago, the group of kappas in Yokai Mountain invented a simple game The machine can pass the time for the princess, but after playing for such a long time, the princess lost interest again."

"What does the game console look like?" Elsebell asked curiously.

"Wait for me." Bayi Yonglin turned around and entered the room. When she came out again, she already had a palm-sized toy in her hand.

"Let me see... uh..." After taking the game console that Yonglin said, Ai Sibei immediately showed a strange and subtle expression. She glanced at Yonglin and asked Said: "You call this... a game console?"

"Yes." Bayi Yonglin nodded.

"No..." Elsebell looked at this thing with a subtle expression - this toy can be regarded as a kind of childhood memory for Elsebel! It's the kind of game where you press the left and right buttons to put the circles on the specified hooks.

It seems to be called...a hydraulic ring game machine? Good guy, it’s really a game console!

"Forget it, I'll just treat it as a game console." Elsebell threw it to Yachi Eirin and asked, "How long has Kaguya been playing with this thing?"

"I played for about two months before my interest began to wane, and after playing for another two months, I started to get tired of it..." Bayi Yonglin recalled it and said a little helplessly: "In short, if you can make the princess Be happy, or play some games with her to cheer her up. If she stops being so decadent, I will teach you the Beatrice you are talking about."

"Deal!" Elsebell snapped her fingers and said, "Put it on me!"

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Doing what you say has always been Elsebell's creed (when she is not fishing).

Since she agreed to Yashi Eirin to coax Kaguya, Ai Sibel immediately started to take action - she walked to the door of Kaguya's room, then put her left hand on her waist and opened the door with her right hand with a "pop" sliding door.

How should I put it, what was shown in front of Elsebell was a scene even scarier than Shenqi's bedroom - half-eaten grapefruit and a pile of orange peels on the stove table, next to Kaguya curled up (The skirt was lifted up above her belly, exposing her thighs and fat area.) Beside Kaguya's head were shrimp crackers that had been torn into half, and there was a sock that had been torn off and balled up diagonally above her head...

Oh, it seems that the other half has not yet been taken off on Her Royal Highness’s jio.

This is really messy.

Elsebell rubbed her head and muttered: "The slovenliness of the princess is beyond my imagination."

After entering the room, Elsie Belle immediately smelled a very strange smell - don't get me wrong, this refers to the smell of messy food mixed together.

Oranges, grapefruits, shrimp crackers, and potato chips, as well as desserts and drinks.

This is the real dead house.

The princess was so soundly asleep that even the loud sound of Elsibel's door opening did not wake her up! The princess just twisted her head and fell into a deep sleep again.

"Humph." Elsebell walked to the center of the living room, then stretched out her hand to hold the hanging pull cord, and pulled it gently. With a "click", the lights on the ceiling quickly turned on, and the dazzling light made The princess let out a mournful cry, then sloppily lifted up her skirt and covered her head.

Good guy, I can’t even stand Elsebel anymore.

"Princess Kaguya, it's not good to show such a posture in front of outsiders." Elsebell tugged at the corners of her mouth and said with a dark look on her face.

"..."

After Kaguya heard Elsebell's words, her body shook violently, and then she completely wrapped her head in her skirt like a broken pot.

Seeing this scene, Elsebell slapped herself on the face.

She had seen a joke before. It was probably an accident in the women's bathhouse. The customers in the bathhouse rushed to the street. However, in an emergency, who had time to get dressed? So a large group of girls were busy covering the top and bottom, but they couldn't care less about the head and tail.

At this time, an old man passing by shouted: "You fools, cover your face! Isn't it the end of the world if others don't know what you look like?"

This is probably a story like this - Kaguya at this time is similar to the girls in this story! She directly covered her head, as long as she couldn't see who she was.

But……

"No, what's the use of covering your head now? This is not on the street." Elsebell couldn't help but said, "This is Eternal Pavilion, your bedroom. Besides Kaguya, who else can be here?" who?"

"..."

Kaguya curled up unwillingly.

Don't listen to the bastard chanting sutras!

"Okay!"

Elsebell helplessly shrugged her shoulders and said, "In that case, forget it, it's rare that I have brought a brand new toy for you."

"Um?"

Defense broken! Not only did it break the defense, but it also caused real damage and critical damage!

"What...what did you just say?" Kaguya kept lifting the hem of her skirt to wrap herself up, and then stood up from the ground - to be honest, this look was so beautiful that even Elsebell couldn't bear it Saw it.

The hem of the skirt is lifted up, not only revealing the pure white triangle piece of cloth, but also revealing the princess's smooth abdomen and naughty belly button, and the upward-wrapped skirt makes the overall look...

Like a mallet.

"I said, a brand new game." Elsebell looked at Kaguya with an innocent face and said, "It's just that the princess looks like she doesn't want to play Huo?"

"Who said that!" The princess was anxious.

The next moment, the princess in Elsebell's sight began to accelerate crazily - she put down her skirt, and then quickly started to tidy up the room. She put her socks on her feet again, with grapefruit and orange peels and The packaging bags were thrown into garbage bags, and then the garbage bags were tied and thrown out the window.

The whole process took no more than twenty seconds, which fully proved to Elsie Bell that people's potential is unlimited - even people from Penglai.

"Okay!" The princess sat on the edge of the coffee table, poured tea for Elsebell with an elegant look, and said, "If you have anything to do, tell me."

"When did you make this tea?" Elsebell couldn't help but ask - she had been paying attention to the princess's actions just now, and she really didn't notice when she made the tea.

"Three days... or five days ago?" The princess hesitated for a few seconds, then quickly put the teacup and teapot under the coffee table, and then continued as if nothing had happened: "You just said that there is a brand new game?"

"Yes." Elsebell nodded.

In Gensokyo, basic board and card games have already appeared, but to be honest, if you play these games too much, you will get tired, so if you really want to kill time, you have to look at me...

"Look, this Tetris!" Elsebell took out an arcade version of Tetris from her personal space and said, "It's definitely very interesting!"

"What is this and how do you play it?" The princess's eyes lit up.

"Come on, let me teach you -" Elsebell turned on the switch, and then said excitedly: "Look, this is a rotation, then control the left and right, press down, and then the filled row will disappear. If it accumulates to the end, it’s game over.”

The difficulty of getting started with Tetris is not high. The princess understood it after just watching Elsebell operate it once. This novel way of playing the game made her get high.

End of this chapter

Is Tetris fun?

Of course it's interesting.

This is an enduring game that has been popular since it was created in 1984 until 2020. Does this also confirm from the side that the simpler and more fun a game is, the less easy it will be? What about being forgotten?

While Elsebell was thinking wildly about the inheritance of the game, she sat on the edge of the coffee table, leaning against the pillow, and flipping through the comic books collected by Her Royal Highness.

This comic book is from a relatively long time ago, and it tells the story of a city hunter named Yacasu who accepts a commission - it is in line with the comic style of this era, and has a lot of sidelines and benefits.

But compared with the current painting style, this style of painting is too old, which makes Elsebell unable to feel anything about these benefits at all - there is a saying, Elsebel's feelings from the heart, if someone Even if you look at a Ukiyo-e painting style book, you can feel that this person is Jeanne d'Arc Beef.

"Click..."

Elsebell scratched her left calf with her right foot, then threw a potato chip into her mouth, chewing it while watching Princess Kaguya struggle in front of the arcade machine.

‘If I take out FreeCell, Spider Solitaire, Minesweeper, and three-dimensional pinball, will you explode? ’ Elsie Bell pursed her lips, ‘What else are there to eliminate the stars, Lianliankan, Plants vs. Zombies, and trick the neighbors...’

Maybe you can also take out games like King of Fighters, Tekken, and Metal Slug? In addition, if Princess Kaguya is interested, there are also The Binding of Isaac, Super Meat Boy, Icey, Shio, Cuphead, Don't Starve, Slay the Spire, Stardew Valley...

Elsebell couldn't help but raise her head.

Good guy, even if you don’t count those 3A masterpieces that often take dozens of hours (and that’s just the main plot, not counting the collection elements), even if it’s just a small game, is it enough for Princess Kaguya to play for more than ten years without repetition?

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Princess Kaguya and Elsebell were playing and watching, and they both felt that time passed quickly, and soon it was lunch time. And when Yashi Eirin walked in with food, he happened to see Princess Kaguya playing the arcade game excitedly.

"Nice, brother!" After Kaguya skillfully stuffed the long blocks into the gap, he watched the four layers of blocks being eliminated together, and suddenly cheered: "Wow, the score has finally reached the level 3 dividing line. Got it!"

"Come on, princess!" Elsie Bell shouted, "I'm here to watch! You can't cheat with your abilities!"

"Oh, who am I? I am the princess of Eternal-tei! Hōraizan Kaguya, I know how to cheat!? In such a simple game, I know how to cheat?" Hōraizan Kaguya looked at the arcade machine in front of her with disdain, Said: "I tell you, if I want to cheat when playing this game, I will eat this arcade machine on the spot!"

Are you a clod too?

"I haven't seen the princess so happy for a long time." Yayi Yonglin put the food on the table, then looked at Elsebell with a subtle expression and said, "How did you do that?"

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