Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

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I think most people have seen a man playing with his underwear...ah, it's a one-hit man, right? Are you all impressed by Saitama-sensei in One-hit Man?

Well, not only because of his smooth boiled egg head, but more importantly because of his power to overwhelm everything. There is no doubt that the ceiling of his work is without any falsehood.

Even the One-Hit Man game settings are like this - Saitama, the character, has all the maxed-out stats and an absolutely invincible true domineering body. Even if he stands there and lets the monsters attack crazily, he can't be shaken. Saitama-sensei's body! You even only need to control Teacher Saitama to slowly walk in front of the monster, and then press the flat A button, and you can see how the monster's health bar disappears.

Why bring up the one-hit man? It's because the scene of the One-Hit Man from Dragon Quest is shown in front of Elsebell right now - if it were in the later stages of the game, a character with level 99 might not be able to kill the monster instantly, but now. It's the early stage of the game. With Kaguya's insane level 99 training, it's really impossible for any monster to receive a normal attack.

"Cool!"

Kaguya let out a sigh.

"This is the true meaning of developing a game! Who can give me death!"

Elsebell couldn't help but cover her face. Kaguya's feeling now, how should I put it... was the same as Elsebell's feeling when playing Pokemon.

I wonder if there are any players here who have played Pokemon? Of course, Elsebell has played the real genuine Pokemon, and she played the Shield version - there is no way, who made My Little Pony so popular?

Okay, let’s get down to business.

When playing Pokemon, Isabel controlled her character in the story mode and crushed all the enemies in the game with an absolutely overwhelming attitude - what a legendary Pokemon! What a gym leader! What four heavenly kings! What a champion! It’s all spicy chicken, spicy chicken! Did you hear that, hot chicken! It's the same as if one elf were wearing six clothes!

Hot chicken!

At this time, Kaguya and Elsebell's mentality was exactly the same - I don't care who you are, the Four Dark Kings, the Skeleton King of Darkness, Ainz Ooal Gown, or Demon King Rimuru, you'll die!

I've gone crazy! !

‘It would be great if Dragon Quest had online content. ’

Looking at such a swollen Kaguya, Ai Sibei couldn't help but pout - after Ai Sibei's inflated all the way shark crazy plot mode, she quickly entered the actual combat stage, which is the legendary PVP content. Then……

Then a basket, and then Elsebell was beaten to death! Good guy, I was so confused by all the routines that I was beaten by. Isabel was a little doubtful about life.

'If I had known when the Pokemon were beaten, I would have memorized more tactics. ’ Elsebell showed a heartbroken expression - after Elsebel was beaten, she immediately turned off PVP and went to play other games.

'If I learn more disgusting tactics, and then recommend the Pokemon series to Kaguya, and wait until she finishes the story...' Elsebell's expression was very wonderful,' I said to her casually. , how about we do PVP? ’

Tsk!

Elsebell couldn't help but clicked her tongue - Good guy, then I can't play with her to death?

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Elsebell's evil plan finally succeeded.

Oh, don’t get me wrong, it’s not that Elsebell took out the Pokemon series and beat Princess Kaguya to death in PVP, but because...

"Love Sibel!!!"

With Kaguya's roar, her character was once again thrown onto the magma block by Elsebell, and then turned into a ball of gray with a "chi!"

"Hahahahaha-"

Elsebell, who enjoyed the pleasure of cheating her teammates, couldn't help but let out a hearty laugh.

What they are playing now is a game called Battle Cube Theater. The essence of the game is that two or more players cooperate to crack the mechanism, then obtain gems, and finally pass the level. Well, there is actually a story that is quite famous in China. The Flash mini game can be regarded as the ultimate simplified version of the battle cube theater, that is, Forest Ice and Fire Man.

As for the game Battle Cube Theater, although on the surface it is a cooperative game for two people, in fact the essence of this game is to trick your teammates!

Under Elsebell's exquisite operation, Kaguya died at the hands of her teammates for countless times - just throw it up! Why throw it forward! I don’t want to stick to the magma!

"It was a mistake of the hand, it was definitely a mistake of the hand just now!" Elsebell raised her right hand solemnly and said as if she was swearing: "There will never be a next time!"

"Mistake?" Kaguya looked at Elsebell with demonic aura all over her body, and asked in a voice as cold as hell: "Really, are you sure it was a mistake?"

"Ahem, absolutely, no doubt it was a mistake!!" Elsebell coughed twice, looking at Kaguya's appearance that might turn black at any time, she said in a timid tone: "Whoever cheats his teammates again, who? It’s a puppy! Is that okay?”

"Ha!" Kaguya couldn't help but sneered.

Ten seconds later.

Kaguya: "Woof woof woof!"

Elsebell: "?"

She looked at her character that had turned into ashes, and a big question mark popped up in her head.

I have deceived my teammates countless times, and now I am being deceived one day?

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The process of Battle Cube Theater is not very long, so even if Elsebell and Kaguya try to trick each other from time to time, based on their hard power, the two of them still advance the content of the game quickly.

until……

Kaguya: "I think it's a bit boring to go through the levels like this. Why don't we challenge ourselves?"

Elsebell: "What else are you trying to do?"

Kaguya opened the achievement list and said, "Look, there are so many achievements here, let's... take them all!"

Grass!

Then the nightmare begins.

Originally, based on the progress of the two of them, it would only take two or three days to clear the Battle Cube Theater, but thanks to Kaguya's self-challenge achievement, it took the two of them nearly ten days to complete the collected achievements. time.

"Uh-huh -" Looking at the all-collected platinum trophies that popped up in the lower right corner of the screen, Kaguya couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief, then fell directly into Elsie Bell's arms, stretched out unscrupulously, and said : "Uh-huh~~Finally done!!!"

"If you hadn't wanted to collect all the achievements, we would have done it long ago." Elsebell fell to the ground, and then said with a collapsed face: "Ah, these achievements are completely designed to make things difficult for people. Come on! Shit!"

"But this is the fun, isn't it?" Kaguya turned over, pressed on Elsebell's body, and said excitedly: "What's the point if it's just to get through the plot? Challenge yourself!"

"..." Elsie Bell narrowed her eyes and said, "Challenge yourself, right? Okay, make arrangements!"

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About two months later, Kaguya fell to the ground in a daze.

She did it.

Challenge yourself.

Elsebell gave her a game called Pokémon Emerald, and then asked her to clear it once. Then she gave her the Pokémon Encyclopedia and assigned her a task.

Task 1: Please use a team with all level 1 members to clear the game.

Rules: The elves in the team will not gain experience points after fighting, and their level will always be one, and eating Miracle Candy will not increase their level.

Task 2: Please use a ghost cicada to clear the game

Rules: Only Ghost Cicada is allowed to be used in battle, but other elves can be brought (after all, gravel, climbing waterfalls, and surfing are required), and at the beginning of the game, the save modifier will be used to modify Mu Shou Gong into Ghost Chan.

One thing to say, when seeing these two tasks, Kaguya was completely confused - what the hell? Level 1 team clears the level? Only allowed to fight with Gui Chan?

I know it!

After Elsebell repeatedly said "This task can definitely be completed", Kaguya began to challenge herself. In the past two months, she has been using time acceleration to make herself and the game The machine is accelerated by 20 times! So she actually spent forty months, three years and four months.

She did it!

ohhh! !

For Princess Kaguya, this was a spiritual victory. She felt like she was extremely high!

"I did it!" After Kaguya released his own time acceleration, he looked at Elsie Bell sitting next to him and said with excitement: "I did it!"

"I saw it." Elsebell nodded her head and said with admiration: "As expected of Princess Kaguya, she is amazing."

At least starting from scratch to get into contact with Pokemon, and then figuring out how to complete these two tasks with only Pocket Encyclopedia, is really amazing.

"That's right!" Kaguya said proudly.

"Then do you still want to challenge?" Elsebell looked at Kaguya with a smile on her face and said, "I still have a lot of challenges like this here."

For example, you can clear Dark Souls without adding points, or you can clear Resident Evil with only a knife, etc. Only you can't think of it, but you can't do it.

"Forget it, forget it, I need to take a break." Kaguya waved her hand quickly, "I will still collect normal game achievements, but forget about this purely self-directed challenge."

"That's okay, then go ahead." Elsebell said, taking out the game console with a lot of games installed, placing it in front of Kaguya, and said, "It's almost time for me to leave."

"Eh?" Kaguya sat up subconsciously - she realized at this moment that Elsebell was not a resident of Eternal Pavilion and would naturally leave after completing her purpose.

Kaguya rubbed the bridge of her nose reluctantly, then forced out a smile and said: "Huh...I know! I won't keep you! But if you have time, remember to play games with me again. !”

"Ha, don't worry." Elsebell gestured towards Kaguya with a thumbs up and said, "If I have time, I will definitely come and disturb you!"

End of this chapter

After leaving Beatrice in the Eternal Pavilion, Elsebell came to her next destination.

Moriya Shrine.

"Obviously they are both shrines, why do I think Moriya Shrine is much more authentic than Hakurei Shrine?" Elsebell stood in front of Moriya Shrine, with her hands on her hips, looking at the torii gate in front of her and the green feathers she was busy cleaning in front of her. The miko sighed heavily.

At Hakurei Shrine, do you still expect Reimu Hakurei to come out and clean it? Haha, non-existent brothers.

"What am I cleaning? Doesn't it require physical strength to clean fallen leaves? If you use up your physical strength, you must replenish it. To replenish your physical strength, you must eat more. If you eat more, I will be poorer!"

Reimu would definitely put his hands on his hips and speak plausibly.

So, is this why she wants to lie in bed all day to save energy and eat only one meal a day?

Just when Elsebel was cursing Reimu Hakurei's course of action with a complicated look on her face, Sanae Tofudani, who was sweeping the fallen leaves with a broom in the yard, was probably attracted by the sound of her sighing and turned his attention towards her.

"Ah, it's Miss Elsebell!"

Sanae hurriedly ran over with a broom and said, "Miss Elsebell, are you here?"

"Didn't you say it last time? Don't be too polite." Ai Sibei walked up to Sanae helplessly and said, "Besides, I'm younger than you, so I'm a bit embarrassed when you say honorifics to me. I can’t bear it.”

Although Sanae looks young and beautiful and is a JK, her actual age is probably thousands of years old. Having a person who is thousands of years old call her "you" is really a bit unbearable for Elsie Bell.

"Ah, I understand!" Sanae nodded quickly, then turned around and continued to lead the way, "Kanako-sama and Suwako-sama are waiting for you!"

"?"

Aren’t you ‘I got it’? How come it’s ‘you’ again when I turn around? No, are you the legendary "you know you're wrong and you won't change it even if you're beaten to death"?

After a while of greetings, the two came to the interior of Moriya Shrine. At this time, Kanako Ya00 was sitting in the corridor drinking a small drink, while Suwako was sleeping on her lap - Love When Sibel came over, she could still see Suwako reaching out and scratching her belly.

Weirdly cute.

"Ah, little Ai, here we come!" Yasaka Kanako looked at Ai Sibei behind Sanae, couldn't help but waved her hands with a smile, and said: "Looks like everything is over over there at Eternity Pavilion?"

"Yes." Elsebell nodded, then looked at Yasaka Kanako and said, "So I will bother you two for a while."

"Ah hahaha——" Kanako patted her thigh with a big smile and said "piapiapia", "I heard about it~ Your craftsmanship is amazing, right?"

"Well, that's the case, but..." Elsebell looked at Yasaka Kanako with a subtle look on her face and said, "Just... would you like to deal with Suwako-sama's matter?"

"Ah?" Yasaka Kanako lowered her head in confusion, and found that Suwako was staring at her with half of her face red.

Oops, the wrong hand was raised to pat the thigh. The hand on Suwako’s side was raised.

Kanako reacted, then gave Suwako a thumbs up with a cheerful look on her face and said, "The blushing look is cute too!"

"Signe!" Suwako said with a black look on her face, she punched Yasaka Kanako in the face and shouted: "Die!"

You're slapping my father's face as your thigh, right? I'm going to kill you!

Suwako's small fist, which betrayed Suwako, hit Yasaka Kanako's face with no power. After Yasaka Kanako was silent for half a second, she exaggeratedly shouted: "Ah~ I was beaten~~"

"..."

Elsebell couldn't bear to look directly and turned her head away, just in time to meet the eyes of Sanae Dongfengya beside her who also couldn't bear to look directly.

"Were they... just like this before?" Elsebell asked with a sore face, "Just... isn't this showing off their affection?"

"Yes, it has always been like this." Sanae nodded with a tired look on her face, and then muttered: "The two gods have been like this since before, showing off their affection every day! They completely ignore them. view!"

"I'm sorry for you." Elsebell patted Sanae's shoulder with a complicated look on her face - Good guys, you have been showing love to a single person for thousands of years, how can you two do such a thing?

Simply not human!