Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty
Chapter 231
He glanced at Feng Jian Youxiang and said with a somewhat depressed expression: "As a result, this step is a bit difficult."
In Artexu's imagination, the opponent who appeared should be of a similar level to him, and then the two of them had a hearty fight, both exhausted, but the other side narrowly won by a little bit...
The final result was naturally that the two had a close heart-to-heart fight, and then became fierce rivals in writing and close friends in reading.
Is this the correct approach? But why did such a woman suddenly pop up here? I just wanted to find Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, but I didn't want to find Kakarot!
End of this chapter
To be honest, Artexu is really a little confused now - mainly because he doesn't know where the three people in front of him jumped out from.
After all, the circle of gods is just that big, just like the circle of the world's top richest people. Even if everyone doesn't look up and down, at least they all know who the other person is and what they do.
However, if a person suddenly appears, he buys 10% of the shares of Patek Philippe, 10% of the shares of Ferrari there, and then buys XX winery, XX hotel, XX hotel...
Where did this person come from? Where did he get so much money? Who is behind it?
Oh, is it the Urban God's Trench System? That's okay.
Ahem, just kidding.
Artosh has also lived for a long, long time and is immortal, but what he is sure of is that from the moment he gained consciousness until this moment, he has never heard the names of the three women in front of him.
Originally, he thought they were the newly born divine species, a few newcomers, so as an old senior, he planned to beat up these newcomers to let them know that even among the divine species, there are great differences. disparity. But he really didn't expect that Mengxin was indeed Mengxin, but it was not "This is a Mengxin" introduced by a third person, but "Hello everyone, I am Mengxin" introduced by himself.
As we all know, if a third person introduces "Everyone, let me invite a newbie to come in", then it is probably a real newbie, and if it is a self-introduction of "Hello everyone, I am a newbie", then it is probably overriding everything. The new god above.
Not only that, they also really realized the sentence "Even among the gods, there is a huge gap" - well, it's just that the positions of both sides of this gap are slightly wrong.
"No..." Artexu rubbed his head, looked at the three people in front of him who were having a heated battle with Landlord, and said, "Where did you come from? Why have I never seen you before?"
"Well, we are from other dimensions." Elsebell threw the losing cards in front of her face, and then gave an ambiguous answer, "The purpose of coming to this planet is to calm the war. Choose The only god."
"In other words, you are also players in this game?" Artex looked at the three of them and said.
"You think of this as a game, but the creatures below don't think so." Elsebell glanced at Artexu, "Every move of the divine species is catastrophic to the creatures in the lower world."
"Because of this, we gods try to reduce our activities in the lower world as much as possible." Artexu replied.
"But the race you created..." When Elsebell said this, she couldn't help but shake her head - the world six thousand years ago was really a world where life was completely worthless.
Hubie is very cute and attracts fans, right? But in fact, when facing the attack of the dragon elf species, in order to protect themselves, Hubi's mecha team diverted the attack of the dragon elf species, causing it to fall into Rick's village, causing the entire All life in the village was wiped out except for Rick.
Furthermore, because Jibril flew over the skies of the elves, her ability to fly was sealed by the forbidden air barrier, and then she fell from mid-air and threw out a bag, which immediately gave the capital of the elves a shock. He launched a sky strike and swept away all the magic books of the elves.
Do you think this is too much?
No, in this era, these are considered normal things! Because in this era... no, even 6,000 years later, the residents of Disbod have a common idea——
Tianchao’s hotpot is delicious! Russian hot pot! Unappetizing! Our heaven is so powerful...
Oh, no, no, that’s wrong. Most people in this world have a common idea, which is racism. Don’t get me wrong. What I’m talking about here is not the racism of white, black, and yellow people. "Racism" in the true sense of the word.
The Flügel think that I, the Flügel, are the best in the world, and that people from other races are just idiots!
The orcs feel that I, the orc, is the best in the world, and that people from other races are all idiots!
And so on... Oh, only the human race feels, woo woo, it's too difficult for me.
Because racism is deeply engraved into the minds of Disbord's creatures, they don't care about the life and death of other races except their own - even among the Flügels, they hunt and kill them. The heads of other powerful races are regarded as their own glory.
"The race you created only has eyes for yourself and no other races at all." Elsebell shook her head and said: "The result of this kind of thinking is that the entire Disbod is now riddled with holes. "
"Isn't this the so-called natural selection?" Artexu felt that there was no problem at all. "Isn't it enough to compete until there are only a few races left? Weak creatures have no right to live!"
It can be said that Artexu's answer is very "God of War" and very "Disbod". After all, people here do think like this, and there is nothing wrong with this kind of thinking.
Isn’t nature just about natural selection? If this were to be a modern society, then the competition would not be about combat ability, but the ability to "make money" - if you make more money, you can survive, if you make less money, you can only eat glutinous rice.
"What you said is right, it's better to say it's very true." Elsebell snapped her fingers with her right hand, and four sofas appeared behind the four of them. She sat down first, and then said: "No matter which world it is, Everything you said is fine."
"Then what's the problem?" Artexu also sat down and asked, tilting his head.
"Because it's a pity." Elsebell couldn't help but sigh. She waved her right hand, and a large, translucent light screen appeared in front of her, and what was displayed inside was the community she was building. A dog girl who worked as a coolie was sweeping the street with a broom with tears in her eyes.
"Why is it such a pity?"
"Don't you think she's cute!" Elsebell exclaimed in a shocked voice, "Look at her timid and aggrieved eyes, her big twitching tail! And the tiger teeth in her mouth... isn't she cute! ?”
"This..." Artexu wanted to speak, but he was interrupted by Elsebell again.
"Look at this cat girl again! Look at her laziness that wants to catch fish at any time, her cuteness of yawning, and her big round eyes..." Elsebell clenched her fists, "She's not cute. ?"
"that……"
"And this!" Elsebell projected another image of a forest elf in the forest, then excitedly pointed at the blond girl in the screen and said, "Look at this, blond hair, and a giant cat! And these pointy ears are so cute, right?”
"..."
"Look at this again -" Elsebell projected the Ex-Machina this time, "Although it looks like the Ex-Machina are just robots, in fact they can set their own personalities. If you marry one, you will have all kinds of... The object of personality! And some exposed mechanical joints are a good target for this type of XP enthusiasts!"
"no……"
"Also, look, this is the Flügel you created!" Elsebell gave a thumbs up and said, "Although she looks like an ordinary beautiful girl, the design of putting sensitive parts on the wings It can’t be said that it doesn’t last seconds, part-time job is the secret of Q-switching quietly!”
"..."
Art repairs the subway and looks at the phone.jpg
"Think about it, if according to the ideas of you great gods, this world is a world of natural selection, and races that are not weak enough will have no need to survive..." Elsebell shook her head and said: "Narrow, this This kind of thinking is really too narrow-minded! When I think about the young ladies on the human side, the little lolita from the mecha species, the animal-eared paradise, and the long-eared elves that people love to see... When I think about these races because of you Those narrow thoughts disappeared from this world... Do you know what kind of treasure you destroyed!?"
What a treasure!
Artexu felt as if the groove was stuck in his throat like a fishbone, and it was unpleasant to spit out, so he spoke.
"I……"
Then he was interrupted by Elsebell.
"If so many cute creatures and so many beautiful ladies are destroyed because of this mindless competition, in the future, when spiritual civilization catches up, the ancient people will be scolded to death by modern people!! "Elsie Bell said heartbrokenly.
is not that right?
ah!
Take the current Little Broken Ball, for example. If one day, the big guys who study history discover and confirm that in the ancient times of Little Broken Ball, there were species such as beast-eared girls and elves, and even semi-human beings. Such wonderful creatures as humans and horses, but because of the terrifying ape erectus, all these species have become extinct...
Good guy, I'm afraid this internet is going to cause a commotion, and those nerds who like cute creatures are going to faint in the toilet crying on the spot - it turns out that we don't need to go to the second dimension to see beast-eared girls and elf girls! As a result, they were all wiped out by their ancestors?
Hey, just tell me whether you are angry or not!
"..." Artexu rubbed his head and said, "So, in general, you are just greedy for their bodies, right?"
"Yes!" Elsie Bell said confidently, "Cuteness is justice, beauty is strength!"
Of course, the premise is that she is not a treacherous and evil person. Elsebell will never follow her five senses in her outlook on life - of course, it would be great if there is a chance to correct her outlook on five senses.
Just like Elsa in Zero. In the original work, she is a murderous demon, but in Elsebell, her three views are corrected...right...well, actually not... It's quite positive. At most, after switching from one extreme to the other, her preferences are much more normal than those in the original work.
Former Elsa: Ah, intestines! I don’t know what color your intestines are or what temperature they are!
Elsa now: Ah, Miss Third! I wonder what sound the third lady will make tonight and how much holy water she will produce!
Elsebell: I hug you tight! Don't come here! Insert Shushu tightly and save me!
End of this chapter
"Cuteness is justice, beauty is strength..." Artex looked at Elsebell with a strange expression. He really couldn't communicate with Elsebel's statement.
Lovely and beautiful, isn’t that a useless appearance? Has anything to do with justice and power?
As a result, Artex showed a disgusted expression like he was looking at his cell phone on the subway.
"You do not believe?"
"I don't believe it." Artesio shook his head honestly and said, "Power is power, and it has nothing to do with appearance. If beauty is power, I haven't seen individuals of other races defeat me."
"Don't you understand this?" Elsebell sneered disdainfully. She pointed at Feng Jian Youxiang behind her and said loudly: "I'll come with you! My flower mother, isn't she pretty?"
"Uh..." Artosh glanced at Kazami Youxiang who was taking care of her fingernails and seemed to be indifferent to the topic. Just when he was about to say that it was just average, his nerves suddenly shook violently, which came from his body. The violent vibration in the deepest part made Artexu's legs tense up and he couldn't help but let out a low groan.
"?"
Elsebell looked at Artesio who seemed to be in a little "pain" and couldn't help but ask: "Are you okay?"
"It's okay..." Altxiu shook his head with lingering fear - he understood what happened just now. It was because the spirit had sensed a huge crisis and was risking his life to warn him.
The translation is: Uncle Drafter Arteo, if you want to die, you can die on your own, don't drag me to die with you!
"Ahem, I think..." Artexu glanced at Feng Jian Youxiang and found that she was blowing the chips on her nails. He couldn't help lowering his voice and said, "I feel like she is normal and a very pretty girl." !”
good! The warning from Shensui has stopped! Very nice... Damn it, you are also the essence of the God of War, can you please stop being such a coward? Isn't she just a woman? I'm not even afraid...well, I'm a little afraid.
Forget it, don't care about it with the marrow.
"So, Hua Ma is the spokesperson for beauty and power, is there anything wrong with her?" Elsebell asked seriously.
"It seems that it can be said that way." Artexu decided to follow Elsabel's words, "But, what do you want to say that yes is justice?"
"What do you think justice is?"
"The winner is justice!" Artex said with a proud look on his face.
"That's right!" Elsebell nodded - the saying "the winner is justice" is a very, very true statement! There is also a saying in ancient China that history is written by the victors, "So I say, cuteness is justice."
"?"
Artexu felt that Elsebell was saying the same thing as "Xiao Ming is 5 years old this year, the speed of the car is 60km/h, and Zhang San spent ten yuan on breakfast, so the mass of the sun is...".
Tell me what is the direct connection between the front and the back?
"Hey, you still don't understand." Elsebell shook her head in disappointment. She pointed at herself and said, "Am I cute?"
"..." Artexu thought for a moment and said, "Cute."
You have to be satisfied now, right?
However, Ai Xibei's brain circuit was not something he could figure out. Pippi Ai put her hands on her hips and said dissatisfied: "That won't work, you have to say I'm not cute."
Are you crazy?
Artexu said with a dark face: "Okay, okay, you're not cute."
After hearing Artexu's words, Elsebell clenched her fists and cheered: "Nice! Brother God of War, you are so brave!"
"?"
Artexu looked at Elsebell with confusion in his eyes - What else are you trying to do?
"call……"
After Eisabel exhaled, she immediately turned her head, then threw herself into Yakumo Purple's arms with tears in her eyes, and said in a sad voice: "Purple Mom, Purple Mom, wuwuwu, someone is bullying me!"
"What's wrong? What's wrong! Pippi Ai, who bullied you!" Zi Yakumo asked with an "angry" look on her face.
"That's him!" Elsebell pointed at the dumbfounded Artex and said, "He said I'm not cute! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu."
"How dare he! My Pippi is so cute!" Purple Yakumo looked at Artosh angrily, and then said to Yuuka Kazami next to her: "Yuka, am I right?"
"..." Feng Jian Youxiang's lips twitched.
"Go and coax your mother." Yakumo Murasaki quickly patted Elsie Bell's butt, and then pushed her towards Kazami Yuka.
“UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuancynuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuMom…” Elsebell followed Yakumo Purple’s power and turned around and threw herself into Kazami Yuka’s arms, and then rubbed her armor hard twice. The dough was deformed, "Hua Mom, Hua Mom, he said I'm not cute."
Seeing Elsie Bell's dramatic performance, Feng Jian Youxiang looked at her helplessly, and then sighed: "Hey,"
Then, Kazami Youxiang stood up from the sofa with Elsebell in her left hand, then walked up to Artosh and said, "I'll give you a chance to reorganize your language."
"..." Artexu stared blankly at Elsebell in front of him - no, wasn't it your own request to say "not cute"? Now that you are finding fault with me, can you... be reasonable?
If Elsebell had heard Artesio's inner words, she would have laughed loudly and replied: "Reasonable? What is that? It's a word I haven't heard before!"
Okay, this is all a story for later, let’s see how the Artesian Order answers Kazami Yuka’s question.
"I think...she is very cute." Artesh said seriously.
"Na~ni~" Elsebell exclaimed in a strange tone. She huddled behind Feng Jian Youxiang with a look of fear on her face, and then said with tears in her eyes: "Hua Mom, Hua Mom, look at this weird uncle, He actually called an 8-year-old girl cute... ow ow ow, how scary!"
You've had enough! If I couldn't beat her, what the hell...
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