Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

After thinking about the scene of Rick washing her butt with warm water, Elsebell immediately turned her eyes away, covered her mouth with her hand, and burst into laughter.

"?"

The corner of Rick's mouth twitched slightly. He used his butt to think, and he could figure out what Elsebell was thinking - he must have followed his guess to figure out the scene when he went to the toilet. !

"Lord God!" Rick looked at Elsebell with a dark look on his face and said, "Can I ask what on earth you are thinking about!"

"Anyway, I have no idea that you took off your clothes to go to the toilet and then...puff puff." Thinking of that scene, Elsebell couldn't help laughing again, and her laughter was unabashedly exposed. What on earth is she laughing at?

"..."

Rick's eyes were dead.

"Ahem, this is my problem." Elsebell coughed twice and said, "You have to know that little fairies like me don't need to go to the toilet, so I didn't consider that aspect of the problem. "

This is not a joke, please note! When her strength reaches the level of Elsebell, she can completely digest the nutrients of food in her body, and then use magic to destroy the waste into nothingness.

Therefore, fairies will not poop on daddy (tremor).

"So, Lord God, what are you going to do..." Rick pointed to the tights on his body and said, "How to adjust this?"

"What else can I do? Of course I'll add toilet parts for you!" Elsebell scratched her head and said, "When needed, it will turn into crotchless pants, so that's it!"

What a simple thing! Why do you have to act like the sky is falling? Isn’t it just a poop?

"Open... open the crotchless pants..." Rick's expression froze slightly, and then he lowered his head as if resigned to his fate - even Rick had to admit that this was the simplest way to deal with it.

You can't really take it off, right?

"This new function is quite simple. Give me half an hour and I can get it done." Elsebell winked at Rick and said, "So in the last half hour, you'd better organize your backpack. And luggage—you’re going to be wandering around for a while.”

"...Yes, yes, I know." Rick sighed - wandering outside was originally Rick's own plan.

He wants to collect information alone, and then use this information to find the way to become a god, that is, "how to summon the Star Cup."

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Half an hour later, Elsebell handed the modified clothes to Rick, and then said with a smile: "This clothes has some other functions, you can explore it yourself."

"Can't you give me an instruction manual?" Rick walked into the dressing room with some helplessness, holding the clothes and said, "I still have to explore the functions of this thing by myself, which really makes me unhappy."

If there is some life-saving function that I haven't figured out yet, and I get a GG because of it, wouldn't that be too unfair?

"Hey, don't worry." Elsebell showed a funny smile, "You will definitely be able to figure it out quickly!"

Boy, this piece of equipment of yours is much more flawed than Iron Man’s steel suit! The only shortcoming of the smart program will soon be made up for by a cute Mecha Lolita...

So, don’t blame your little sister for not telling you all the functions? After all, discussing and analyzing the other functions of this piece of equipment was specially created by your little sister to give you an opportunity to communicate with Hubi!

Elsebell imagined the scene of Rick and Hubi hugging each other, and Hubi analyzing the functions of the equipment while introducing it to Rick. She couldn't help but feel that the red scarf on her chest was more conspicuous.

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"hiss--"

Rick wiped his arm with his hand and muttered: "Why do I feel a chill? Is someone plotting against me?"

With a sigh, Rick squatted on the ground, then took out his map and said: "I originally decided to go to the goblin base again, but the first mission target assigned to me by Lord Shangshen is here... "

Rick's eyes followed his finger to the depths of a certain forest on the map, and he murmured: "The urban ruins of the forest elves."

"Anyway, it's just a little detour." After finding the direction, Rick put the map into his pocket, then with a slight exertion, he jumped up the cliff and headed towards the forest elf. The farmland ran over.

Feeling the wind blowing against his cheek, Rick couldn't help but let out a long "Ah--" - this feeling of being like a son of the wind made him a little excited.

"boom--"

Then, his movement naturally attracted the attention of the nearby Warcraft - this was not one of the sixteen races, but an ordinary Warcraft without intelligence.

"Moon Wolf..." Rick stopped and looked at the wolves faintly surrounding him, with a smile on his lips, "If I had seen you guys before, I... no, the entire human race would The only option left is to escape, but now that I have Bayali, I am more than enough to deal with you."

Don't think that Rick has become swollen and wise after gaining strength now! This kind of thing is impossible to happen to Rick - after all, Sora's few tricks are to get a girlfriend, but Rick's girlfriend is assigned!

The reason why he wants to fight this group of monsters is to complete the mission assigned by Elsebell, which is to "try to use this set of equipment to fight and collect combat information so that I can find out the deficiencies and strengthen them."

"Then..." Rick put his right hand on his neck and said softly: "Battle mode!"

"Buzz——"

Along with the sound of mechanical operation, a particularly handsome helmet quickly spread from the neck, and then enveloped Rick's head.

"call……"

After Rick exhaled, his eyes quickly scanned the lenses in front of the helmet, and then muttered: "Is this the surprise Lord God mentioned? This is too... amazing."

On the far left side of the screen, an illustration-like screen appeared. On it was Moon Wolf's "appearance", "name", "danger level", and "values" such as strength, speed, and endurance. At the bottom of the illustration, It is the attack methods that Moonwolves are good at and their weaknesses.

In addition, every surrounding moon wolf is framed by a locking frame, which avoids the possibility of being attacked by hidden enemies - Rick counted 11 moon wolves in total.

"With such detailed information, even a novice can quickly become familiar with fighting, right?" Rick laughed. He turned his right hand and pulled out a dagger that shone with cold light from the outside of his thigh, "Then, I’m on it!”

"Whoosh——"

Rick's figure quickly rushed towards the moon wolf at the front, and when he was about to get close, he suddenly braked and dodged to the left. At the same time, the moon wolf just jumped up and flew towards the location where Rick was before.

'As written in the information, one of Moon Wolf's best skills is flying...' Such thoughts flashed through Rick's mind, and then he conveniently sent the dagger in his right hand - the dagger passed through Moon Wolf accurately. ribs, piercing its heart.

"The weakness mark is also correct..." A smile appeared on the corner of Rick's mouth. He quickly drew out the dagger, then retreated, dodging the attack of the second moon wolf, and slashed the dagger from top to bottom with his right hand. The handle hit Yue Lang's waist.

"Click——"

Along with the crisp cracking sound of bones, the second moon wolf screamed and fell to the ground twitching.

Followed closely by the third one, the fourth one, the fifth one...

There were a total of eleven moon wolves, and Rick killed nine of them in total. When the ninth moon wolf died, the remaining two fled in embarrassment with their tails between their legs - this battle only lasted a while. At one minute, it can be said to be a crushing match without any suspense.

"It's unimaginably easy." After wiping the blood on the dagger on the wolf's fur, Rick put it back into the scabbard and couldn't help but say, "This was something that was completely unimaginable before. "

In the past, let alone Rick alone against nine moon wolves, even if nine Ricks fought against one moon wolf in a group, they might not be able to take down the wolf without casualties.

"drop--"

Just when Rick was sighing, the portrait of Elsebell suddenly appeared in his sight, and the god said with disdain: "No, do you feel bloated even after killing Moon Wolf now? Is this just Moon Wolf?"

"..." Rick twitched his lips and said, "This shouldn't be a video... right?"

If the suspect was that Elsebell, Rick really doubted whether this guy would have specially recorded a video and then ridiculed him after detecting that he had killed Moon Wolf.

Don't doubt it, she can do it.

"How rude! This is a remote video with the help of the Elf Corridor?" Elsebell looked at Rick dissatisfied and urged: "Why are you still standing there? I told you they are just a few moon wolves. That’s it! Hurry up and go to the abandoned city of the forest elves! There are good things waiting for you there!”

"Can't you just tell me what's there?" Rick looked at Elsebell with a dark look on his face and said, "Isn't it interesting to be the Riddler?"

"That won't work! If I tell you directly, it will ruin a lot of things~" Elsebell shook her head with a smile and said, "For example... your sense of expectation?"

"I don't want that kind of thing." Rick turned around helplessly and headed towards the destination again, "I hope you can honestly give me the information so that I can search for it with peace of mind! "

"Alright, alright, this is the only time I will arrange a mission for you~" Elsie Bell said with a smile, "After that, you can enjoy the game content with a high degree of freedom~"

End of this chapter

According to the first and only order issued by Elsebell, Rick followed the map to the abandoned city of the elves.

"Although there is indeed something that needs to be studied here, there is no need to come here at the first stop, right?" Rick muttered while inspecting the flowers on the ground: "I originally planned to go to the goblin base to collect those things. Information on the side...!"

Rick turned around suddenly and looked at the dome behind him - it was a network of plant domes made up of a large number of vines intertwined with each other.

"Who, come out!" Rick said loudly - he had just seen the "capture frame" flashing past in the helmet's display screen, but he hesitated the other party too fast, causing the capture frame to not be completely Lock on the opponent's figure.

"..."

There was no sound, but Rick did not dare to relax at all - the tactical eyepiece kept flashing a faint red light, which was a warning that there were still enemies around, but they could not be locked on.

'Where is it...' Rick held a dagger in front of him, and then looked around with a vigilant expression, trying to find the target this time.

"..."

Suddenly, there was an undetectable sound breaking through the air in Rick's ears. He quickly raised his head and looked into the air - only to see a black shadow rushing towards him, and in the tactical eyepiece In the dynamic capture, you can clearly see that it is a person with long black hair, naked body, with exposed metal joints on the shoulders that emit blue light...

Mecha girl?

'Ex-Machina...' Rick's eyes narrowed slightly. He stared at the girl in front of him warily, thinking about how to deal with it next.

Among Disbord's intelligent races, the Machina is the most special race. This race is composed of 32 [connectors], and each [connector] is composed of 437 [individuals] Composition - Just to mention it for a moment, the composition of each [Connected Body] consists of an integrated [Command Body] and multiple [Combat Body], [Observation Body], [Analytical Body], [Design Body] and other different divisions of labor. 【Individual】Composition.

If that's the case, it's not a big problem. After all, it looks like a swarm of bees. It's a big deal and you can defeat them one by one, right? However, this idea is impossible to realize - first of all, the Ex-Machina will analyze the attack it receives, and while learning the principles of this attack, it will find a "countermeasure"! In other words, the same attack will not work on Shengjikai!

In addition, the more important point is that almost all Mechas are linked together, and everyone's database is common. As long as you conflict with a certain Mecha and attack the other party, , then it is equivalent to you provoking the entire Ex-Machina group - it sounds a bit like Sister Misaka in the Demon Forbidden City.

Of course, under normal circumstances, Ex-Machina will not take the initiative to attack a certain race or a certain creature, so almost all other races have internal regulations "prohibiting conflicts with Ex-Machina" - no one wants to directly It's not worth it to anger the entire Ex-Machina species.

It is precisely because of this characteristic of the Ex-Machina that Rick fell into a long hesitation after seeing that the person who attacked him was an Ex-Machina - Do you want to resist? Want to attack? No, no! Once you resist or attack, it will be recorded by the opponent and uploaded to the Ex-Machina database! That means that the entire Ex-Machina species has remembered you, little brat!

'Can't resist...' Thinking like this, Rick gently released his dagger, then turned on the voice changing function of the tactical helmet, making his voice a little more majestic, and then said: "Ex-Machina, What are you looking for me for..."

He stopped here, because the Ex-Machina in front of Rick didn't pay attention to his words, but stretched out his hands to stroke his helmet.

"It's useless." Rick was very confident in the equipment given by Master Shangshen. "You can't open this head..."

The next moment, accompanied by a sound of mechanical activity, Rick's helmet suddenly shrank back into the metal ring around his neck, revealing his expression with a hint of astonishment.

Lord God, ah! Can you explain to me why the equipment you gave me was cracked by Ex-Machines? !

("Sneeze——" Elsebell sneezed, then rubbed her nose vigorously, and muttered: "Rick, if you encounter an Ex-Machina, don't blame your little sister Ai for giving the Ex-Machina The species has set up a backdoor! After all, the entire Ex-Machina species is your wife!")

Rick didn't know it at this time. In the original work, after Hubie was "caught" by Jibril, in order to prevent Rick's plan from failing, he gave up all his data (mainly the data of his "heart"). ) was uploaded to the Ex-Machina's memory bank, and all the Ex-Machina members who accepted this memory were "Hubiified" - yes, that is, all of them fell deeply in love with Rick. , and even added a setting like "reproductive lock" to himself.

"It's not Rick's child, I don't want it!" by a certain male-looking machine.

It was precisely because she knew this plot development that when Elsebell was making the equipment, she left a loophole for the Ex-Machines, allowing them to directly invade the control center of the equipment.

"[Discussion] The current situation is being sorted out..." Using inhuman logic, the Ex-Machina girl stretched out her right hand towards Rick.

'You can't resist...at least you can't resist until the other party shows hostility...' While saying this in his mind, Rick tried his best to relax himself and prevent the other party from misunderstanding that he was hostile.

"[Result]..." The Ex-Machina said, touching the side of Rick's face with his right hand, and then gently approached him, making eye contact with him.

'What...what does she want to do...' Rick felt like he could hear his own heartbeat, and the two options of "resist" and "not resist" were flashing crazily in his brain.

At this moment, the Ex-Machina said: "Onii-chan, I can't bear it anymore, let's turn her into a woman!"

Although he spoke lines that were supposed to make people's blood boil, the emotionless voice made it impossible to ignite even the slightest bit of lust.

"Huh?" Rick, with a dull look on his face, spat out one word with a distorted face. Before he could figure out what this Mecha girl wanted to do, he was forcefully kissed by the Mecha girl.

"..."

After a long time, the lips parted.

The mecha girl raised her head, looked at Rick expressionlessly, and said, "[Question]...can't...understand..."

When she said this, she blinked her eyes, and the blue light inside the exposed mechanical parts of her body gradually extinguished.

‘It’s me who can’t understand it, right? idiot! ’ Rick’s breathing became a little thicker, and his brain was now confused - what on earth does this mechanical clock want to do? !

"[Conjecture], this current situation cannot satisfy the next step..." The Ex-Machina stood up from Rick and looked at him calmly.

"Unfortunately, I'm not the kind of changer who gets excited when being observed by you..." Rick sat up and stared at the Ex-Machina girl in front of him. As he spoke, he quietly backed away.

"[Question] What do you mean by 'you' just now?"

"Stop pretending! Everyone knows that you Ex-Machines are all connected together, right?" Rick raised his head, looked into the other person's golden eyes, and said coldly: "In other words, at this moment, you two All the Ex-Machines should be looking at me through those eyes, right?"

"[Negative] The connection between this machine and the connector has been released."

"Disconnected?" Rick glanced at the girl in front of him, then raised his hand little by little and stroked his neck, and said softly: "Helmet activated!"

"Whoosh——"

The black helmet covered Rick's head again, and the locking frame displayed on the tactical eyepiece tightly covered the Ex-Machina's body.

【Mechanical Type】

【Analysis body】

Looking at the information that appeared in the illustrated book on the left, Rick breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked: "In other words...are you...alone?"

"【affim】."