Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

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"Actually, the goblin race is just like their name. The goblin race lives underground! They will build a foundation and skeleton underground, and then support a huge underground base and passages, and then cooperate with various Instruments..." Zhenhong supported her chin and said, "That's probably it."

"So, we are above the goblins now?" Rick looked at the ground at his feet and couldn't help but touch his chin and said, "Then how do we find the entrance to the goblins! Smart Miss True Red, please answer!"

"Yes, yes~" Zhen Hong jumped to Rick's side and said with a smile: "Dear readers, it is very simple to find the entrance to the underground base of the goblin species. You only need to head underground. The zeroth protection of the void is enough, hehehe..."

"Shut up!" Rick glared at Zhenhong and said, "This method of teaching bad children is not allowed!"

"Then what do you think we should do?"

"It's very simple, just let them come out on their own." Rick controlled the spacecraft and landed on the ground. Then, carrying a large backpack, he asked Hubie to hold him and land from the spaceship to the ground. Then he said to Hubie: "Hubby Bee, come with me.”

Rick took Hubi with him, followed by the silly-looking Coronne, the loving elf couple, and finally Ronnie, who was waiting for a feeling, and climbed up in the area covered by rocks.

After a while, Sora found an iron cover hidden in the shadow of the stone - it was a bit like the iron cover of an underground bunker!

"Do you want to knock on the door?" Coronie approached curiously, then squatted on the ground and knocked on the iron lid in front of her - not to mention, it was quite painful.

"The defense equipment of the goblins is all designed to protect against Flügel's sky strikes, so the defense is naturally very thick and terrifying. If you try to knock it with your hands, the people below won't be able to hear it if you break your finger off." Rick took out a black prop and a red basin from his backpack and said, "Generally speaking, goblins directly hit these lids with a wrench or a big hammer to allow the sound to be transmitted."

"However, we have... other methods." Hubie gave Coronne a thumbs up, and she explained cutely, "This is a noise artifact created by Rick."

After Rick glued the black machine to the iron cover, he asked Hubie to charge the machine, then started it and quickly flipped the basin upside down.

"Phew, this thing is noisy and can kill people." Rick wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said: "This distance transmits sound through objects, and then uses magic to gather the transmitted sounds together, and then conducts them straight downward. "

"To put it simply..." Zhenhong just took a glance and understood the working principle of this thing (magic circle), "It is to wrap the sound, then transmit it to the air medium and then open it."

"That's almost it." Rick nodded and said, "Let us wait..."

Before he finished speaking, the iron cover was pushed open, and a red-haired lolita with bloodshot eyes emerged from the ground with an angry look on her face, shouting: "It's so noisy, ah, ah, ah, I'll have a good morning." I don’t go to bed until half past four! It’s only ten o’clock now, why are you making so much noise!”

"There's a saying, if you go to bed at 4:30 and wake up at 10, you've slept for five and a half hours." Rick retorted, "Actually, the sleeping time is almost the same."

"I stayed up all night for three days."

"Oh, it's okay." Rick smiled and took the basin away, then turned off the machine, and stuffed it into his backpack under the red-haired Lolita's almost murderous gaze.

"Is it you bastard who disturbed my sleep?" The red-haired loli looked at Rick with red eyes and said, "Very good, have you decided how to die!?"

"As far as I know..." Rick looked at the other person and said, "According to Covenant 1, you can't hurt me."

"No, I can." The other party looked at Rick, then showed a sneer and said, "As long as it doesn't cause harm to your body, it's okay! Take the move!"

The little loli jumped out of the passage, then took out a microphone and a loudspeaker from her backpack, then turned on the switch and started singing.

That day, Rick and others finally heard the fear of being dominated by the demonic sound.

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Elsebell and Tetu, who were watching the live broadcast, opened their mouths in unison, causing the cake in their mouths to fall out.

"Is this the legendary modern female version of Gilgamesh? I love it!"

End of this chapter

"You're going to die--" The red eyes were already spinning.

"How come there is such an unpleasant singing voice..." Ronnie also looked suspicious of life, especially since this singing voice came from the mouth of a goblin, which made Ronnie even more doubtful of life.

"Why isn't this kind of attack considered damage?" Coronie's eyes started to spin in circles.

"Because... you can only say that her singing is terrible..." Rick looked solemnly at the goblin girl in front of him who was singing with her eyes closed, and said with a corner of his mouth: "It's like the food is unpalatable but it can't kill anyone. Same……"

Of course, this is limited to the fact that you gave the wrong amount of condiments, too salty or too spicy, or the salt or sugar was confused - if you are the kind of person who adds some weird things to the food, Naturally, it would not be judged as cooking.

"But, listen carefully -" Rick closed his eyes and said: "Although if you listen roughly, you will find this song difficult to listen to, but when you calm down and listen carefully like me, you will find that …”

If this was the set of a mentally retarded person, then there should be two options in front of Rick -

A: You will find that this song is actually just too many sounds stacked together. Most people’s ears cannot handle so many sounds, so they find it difficult to listen. But if you separate these sounds carefully, you will find... …

This is piano accompaniment, this is violin accompaniment, this is cello, this is trumpet, this is medium trumpet...

Yes, she sang the chorus all by herself! She is an artist!

Note: If you select this option, the special scene "Deja Vu" will be triggered, and you will get a red-haired follower.

(Complaint: This is not the creation of the Pure White Patronus! The protagonist is not Gohan, and the goblin is not Aleus!)

After seeing this option, Rick pondered for a few seconds, and then decisively chose the "B" expansion.

"You will find it the same as me, it's even more unpleasant." Rick said with a deep face, and his comments turned into a holy sword without mercy and pierced the fragile membrane of the goblin girl...

It refers to psychological defense. What are you thinking? How filthy!

"Damn...damn..." The goblin girl couldn't help but have tears in her eyes when she was suddenly made even more unpleasant by the words. The reason why she was so shocked was actually quite simple.

As mentioned above, in order to make a dish that will make life worse than death, but will not be judged as "intentional harm", the premise is that the dish must be "the maker sincerely believes that this is a dish, and the steps are correct. A dish made without "adding weird things" - in other words, it means that your cooking skills are really not good, and the dish made in this way is "lethal".

The same goes for singing. You must be like a fat tiger who doesn't want to reveal his life. You must really like to sing, and you don't mean to sing badly, in order to achieve such a sonic attack - in other words, your singing is really not good. Only songs sung in this way have "lethal power".

So, although the goblin girl did use such means to attack, she really wanted to sing from the bottom of her heart, but what she sang was really ugly! This also led to Rick's complaints...

It’s real harm!

"Suck...here...remember it for me!" The little loli sniffed, then looked at Rick angrily, and said: "Next time we meet, I will definitely make you call me excitedly and cum. Let’s play one more song!”

After saying that, she packed up the wireless speakers around her and prepared to get back in with her backpack on her back.

"Wait a minute..." Rick rushed over quickly, then reached out and grabbed the little Lolita's back and said, "I told you, we came to see you for something? Why did you sing a song? We’re just getting ready to go back! We didn’t come here specifically to listen to your music!”

"..."

Faced with Rick's question, the little Loli did not answer. Instead, she lowered her head, pinched the railing in front of her, and trembled her petite body slightly, as if she had seen something that would leave a cylindrical shape on her face. Like a shadowy, irresistibly huge object.

It refers to the charging Sword of Victory. What are you thinking?

"Ah, what's the answer?" Rick looked at the silent little Loli, lowered his head strangely, and then pulled his right hand again, trying to lift the little Loli out of the ground.

"Ah ah--"

The little Loli screamed like a cub, and then said weakly with a hint of sobbing: "...Hand..."

"ah?"

Rick tilted his head.

"Please...please let go..." Little Loli turned her head with her face flushed - even her ears were red. Her big round eyes were filled with tears, "You... what you pulled is... The straps of my... inner... inner... underwear..."

"..."

Rick opened his mouth wide for a moment, then lowered his head and looked at his right hand. After a few seconds, he subconsciously let go of his right hand, and the extremely elastic strap bounced back on the little Loli's back, causing her to let out a soft cry.

"Rick...hentai..." Hubie on the side complained softly.

"Wait... wait! Hubie, how can such a thing be possible..." Rick wanted to defend, but Zhenhong and Coronie were already staring at him with expressions that looked at scum.

"No... no, please listen to my explanation!" Rick was a little panicked. He hurriedly waved his hands and said, "This kind of thing must be explained, otherwise I feel like I will become a big biantai! "

"Please start your performance!" Zhenhong ignored Rick.

"Please start your excuse!" Cole stared at Rick.

"Please start...nonsense!" Hubie looked at Rick.

"Please start your quibble!" Ronnie looked down upon Rick.

"You, a man, don't have the right to speak here!" Zhen Hong, Ke'er and Hu Bi said to Ronnie in unison.

"After all, all men are just the same thing!" Zhenhong crossed her arms and snorted coldly: "You can't control the beast under your crotch!"

‘…’

Nina on the side covered her mouth with tears streaming down her face - you are so red, you have the nerve to say such things! Who always uses magic to grow uncontrollable beasts at night and then does such and such things to me!

Soulless! hateful!

"Hey, hey, hey, this is too much! I'm innocent!" Ronnie looked at the people in front of him dissatisfied and said, "If you want to criticize, you should also criticize Rick, right?"

"I didn't know that kind of thing would be in that place!" Rick shouted hurriedly: "Besides, Hubby never needs to wear that kind of thing!"

"Wow!!"

Along with a burst of exclamations, Zhenhong looked at Rick with disgust and said, "Scumbag, scumbag!"

"No!" Rick retorted.

"Ugh..." At this time, Hubie suddenly let out a mournful cry. She lowered her head pitifully and aggrievedly, touched her humble curves with both hands, and whispered: "Rick...dislikes... Hubie ,flat."

"No!" Rick explained quickly.

"Laughing... Hubie... no need to wear it!"

"No ridicule!"

"Obviously...when I touched it...I praised Hubi...that it was very cute..."

"Um?"

Suddenly, everyone's eyes were focused on Rick, including the little goblin loli who was eating melons and watching the show, with expressions like "You actually attack such a young girl."

"What expressions are you looking at!" Rick shouted with a face full of shame and anger. He hurriedly took Hubby's hand, then placed it side by side with his own in front of him, and pointed at the two hands with his other finger. With a diamond ring on her ring finger, she said: "We are married! We have been married a long time ago! This is a normal nightlife for couples!"

"But... Rick still dislikes... Hubi..." Hubi pursed his lips.

"I don't dislike it! I'm very satisfied! Super satisfied!" Rick quickly comforted his wife, but...

"Huo, I'm very satisfied, super satisfied..." Zhenhong looked at Hubi's figure up and down, and then said thoughtfully: "In other words, a person with small breasts? A person with young girls?"

"Maybe it's the external control." Nina commented.

"It's terrible." Coronie shivered.

"You guys..." Rick tugged at the corner of his mouth. Just as he was about to speak, he heard the goblin girl on the side scream "Ouch!"

"Small breasts!?" The goblin girl looked at her own humility.

"Young girl control!?" The goblin girl looked at her figure.

"They also did such and such things to me..." The goblin girl pointed to the incident when Rick pulled her straps.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu""Loli was suddenly sad. She hugged her chest tremblingly, and said with shame and anger: "This is X harassment!"

"What the hell..." Rick, with a black line on his face, stretched out his hand and pinched the goblin Lolita's head, and said with a kind face: "Miss, I am a married person, and I have my whole heart for Hubie!"

"Hey hehe..." Hubie couldn't help but hugged Rick, and then said in a coquettish voice: "Huby... is very happy."

That voice was so sweet that it was almost diabetic - so she turned to look at Nina, and then changed her color.

"Senior?" Nina twitched the corner of her mouth.

"Hurry up." Zhenhong's tone was stiff.

"I...I also...like seniors very much...oh?" Nina said in a trembling voice, then hugged Zhen Hong and said aggrievedly: "My love for seniors is no less than yours! "

"There's no need to compete in a place like this, right?" Rick complained expressionlessly, "And can't you be more reliable? At this time, you shouldn't complain or hold back, you should give me an assist! "

End of this chapter

"Assist...assist!?"

Hearing this, Zhenhong suddenly opened his eyes in shock, then looked at Rick in disbelief and said: "Could it be that...you actually want us to assist you in such a criminal act as attacking Loli?" Really? Then aren’t we just helping the evildoers do evil!”

"Believe it or not, I'm going to let you run wild in the country of the orcs without any clothes right now?" Rick looked at Zhen Hong with an expressionless face, and said what he wanted to think was a threat.

"..." Zhenhong showed an expression of disbelief. She took two steps back and said, "This kind of PIay is hard for even me to accept!"

In other words, can you accept a lighter PIay? Wait, what am I doing thinking about this...

Rick tugged at the corner of his mouth, then looked at Hubi who was holding him, and said, "Hubby, you believe me, right?"

"Yeah!" Hubi nodded his head firmly and whispered, "Hubby believes that Rick is... a lolicon!"

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My dear wife, is there something wrong with what you believe? Believe that I am a lolicon...what on earth do you believe!