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"No, it can still explode?" Wei Ge's tone was as shocked as Eisibell who heard Yashi Eirin, Yakumo Murasaki and Yasaka Kanako say that they could still give birth - can you really still give birth?

"You are the patriarch, this thing has been hanging on your head for so long, and you haven't paid attention to it?" Ronnie was also dumbfounded.

"It's not that I haven't paid attention to it..." Weig covered his face and said, "This thing has been hanging around since I was sensible! How could I have guessed that it would explode?"

"..."

Everyone looks away.

Good guy, this is just like when you see your mother hitting her shoulder with a big stick, and after you check it out, you find that the thing is actually a bomb, and it can actually be used.

It's really lucky not to die.

"Although no one will die when this thing explodes, but..." Zhenhong guessed: "At least this underground kingdom should be destroyed... What are you doing!!!"

Zhenhong's voice became shriller, and because of her reminder, the others quickly focused their attention on Ronnie - the guy actually lowered the rope hanging the marrow blast! ! The marrow blast that was originally hanging from the ceiling had now staggered to a position only two meters above the ground.

"I want to dismantle this thing." Ronnie pointed at the marrow explosion and said, "Don't you want me to prove myself? I invented this thing myself, so I want to show you a light-speed marrow explosion. Unique skill!"

"This is indeed a unique skill!" Rick had to sigh from the bottom of his heart - if this was put on a small broken ball, it would probably be at the talent show. Someone said, "I will perform a live nuclear bomb defusing for you!" Same.

Well, if it was just this sentence, it would probably be a comedy, but the question is... what if he really took out a nuclear bomb? Then it’s Ma Ji Mute Ku Nei.

"You guys watch carefully~" Ronnie raised his eyebrows, then rolled up his sleeves and said: "As long as you poke Leo's face hard from this place... Hiss, it's been six thousand years, it's a bit rusty. …Hey, it still can’t be opened at once…”

Everyone's hearts were raised when they heard the "bang, dang, dang, dang" sound of the wrench exploding the marrow out of the shell.

Be careful! It's not fun when this thing explodes! !

In the face of everyone's concerns, Ronnie proved his skills with his own skills - he was very calm and successfully removed the marrow blast piece by piece, successfully breaking it into pieces.

"It's a bit impressive." Rick smacked his lips and said, "Can you put it back on? Just leave it in shape - after all, the hanging decoration suddenly disappeared... It doesn't feel good, either. Bar?\

,"Ronnie: "Then why didn't you just let me dismantle the detonation device from the beginning..."

I think you are targeting me on purpose!

End of this chapter

"That is to say..."

Sitting in his seat, Weig folded his arms and looked at Ronnie, Zhenhong and Rick in front of him with an unbearable look on his face, and said: "The first and second only gods wanted to kill you, so they removed you from the Sixth Form. Bring him from a thousand years ago to the present and compete with another team...?"

"That's almost it." Rick nodded his head. The so-called lie becomes reality after being repeated a thousand times. Although Rick did not repeat it a thousand times, he was convinced of this. "Now is the start time. , so the most important thing is to grab the territory first, so here we are!"

"Before coming here, have you been to the Forest Elf?"

"Been there."

"Why go to the forest elves first and then goblins? Are you looking down on us?"

"That must not be it."

"Then give me a reason!"

"Because the forest elves are all fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged, big-bodied big sisters!!!" Rick clenched his fists, and then said with a fanatical look: "You are guaranteed to make money! Wait for me. The super alliance is established, then I will definitely open a maid cafe with all the beautiful elf sisters wearing black and white silk maid uniforms!!"

"..."

The answer that was like a mudslide made Zhen Hong, Nina, Coronie, Ronny and Weig all look at Rick in shock - not because Rick's reasons were so scary, but because Rick actually Dare to state the reason so openly.

It's like you open a room in a hotel and play Ace Amour with your little one, then whether you are a kitten or a puppy, that is your own business, but if you dare to bring your pet Go to the street...

Good guy, then you are a real warrior.

"Don't you want to see it?" Rick looked at Ronnie and Vig in front of him and asked.

"Think!" X2

The two nodded without hesitation!

Although the goblins and the forest elves fought fiercely 6,000 years ago, and even wanted to stir out each other's brains, this does not prevent the two bosses of the goblins from wanting to see the forest now 6,000 years later. The maid outfit of a seductive young lady.

"So, join us!" Rick extended his right hand towards Vig and said, "Let's move towards the maid cafe of the elf lady together!"

"Okay!" Ronnie shouted.

"H...wait a minute!" Weig almost let the atmosphere go. He looked at Rick and Ronnie in front of him with a dark look on his face and said, "Okay! You want me to recognize you, but that's not the case. Just bring your ancestors back!"

Just like the Elf side - why can Zhenhong and Nina talk to each other? It's not because Zhenhong and Nina are ancestors, but because they are the "ancestors of Hua Guanqing".

It's like they all came from the Tang Dynasty. If Princess Changle or Wu Zetian Lily came to you through time, you wouldn't want to kiss, hug and lift them up! If Li Bai came to you through time travel, you would want to beat him up.

You write so many poems that it makes my head feel heavy!

"If you have any conditions, tell me!" Rick extended his right hand towards Vig with a domineering look and said, "No matter what the challenge is, we will accept it!"

"If you meet the three conditions, I will recognize you!" Weig stretched out his right fist, then slowly extended his index finger and said: "The first condition, I hope you can come up with one that I don't have. An invention I’ve seen before! I can give you a week to collect information from this era—at least let me say that I can’t copy it!”

With that said, Vig stretched out his index finger and said: "Then the second condition is, I hope you can deal with the trouble that Lika has brought to us."

Then, Wei Ge stretched out his ring finger and said: "The last is the third condition. I hope to compete with the ancestors for the following... spiritual equipment competition."

Finally, Weig retracted his finger and said, "If you have any questions, you can ask them."

"There is nothing to ask about the first condition. Who is Lika in the second condition?" Rick couldn't help but ask.

"Huh?" Weige was stunned, and he said with a hint of confusion: "You followed Lika in, and now you ask me who Lika is?"

"Huh?" Everyone was stunned, and then all looked at the fat tiger who was sleeping happily in the corner of the room, hugging his big backpack.

"she?"

"right."

"Her trouble...should be referring to singing, right?"

"Yes!" Weig said with a melancholy look on his face, "Can you imagine? There is a loudspeaker near Lika's house, and if she has time, she will sing to wake us up."

"Good guy!"

Rick tugged at the corners of his lips - Disciple Lika, the goblin race has not become extinct yet. This only proves that the house you built is well soundproofed!

"The third question..." Ronnie looked at Vig and said: "The competition for spiritual equipment requires fighting, but now...it shouldn't be possible to fight, right?"

"Yes, there is no way to fight between me and you...or between the sixteen races and the sixteen races." Vig nodded and said: "So we adopted another method..."

After Vig explained, Rick and others nodded in enlightenment - it felt a bit like a virtual anchor! Contestants will wear sensors in advance, and their movements will be reflected simultaneously on the puppets! The numerical difference between humans with exactly the same physical fitness depends on equipment - that is, spiritual equipment - to improve it.

"I see, I understand how to fight." Ronnie nodded, and he said confidently: "I will accept this condition!"

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After leaving Vig's tent, Coronie looked at Rick worriedly and asked, "Rick, what are you going to do?"

"The most troublesome thing is the first test, right?" Zhenhong also frowned and said, "The technology of the goblins has been developed for nearly 6,000 years. What do we have to come up with that they haven't invented?"

This area is very troublesome. It's like people from the Industrial Revolution traveled to the modern era of the 21st century. So what are they going to come up with that doesn't exist in this world?

A big iron bird flying in the sky? Or an iron box running on the ground? Or a rocket that can fly into the stars?

"Zhenhong, this test is actually the easiest." Rick glanced at Zhenhong, then frivolously raised his fingers towards Hubi and said, "Hubby, take out my big baby!"

"Yeah." Hubie nodded his head, then moved the backpack behind him to the front of him, then rummaged through it, and then took out a black tights.

"This is it?" Ronnie stared at the tights in Hubi's hand with wide eyes and said, "Could this be the one..."

"Yes, this is the only treasure given to me by God." Rick touched the tights with his hand and said: "Although there may be similar equipment in terms of functionality, but in terms of effects, it is completely different. things, so the first test can definitely be passed, and the second test is also what I am prepared to do. As for the third test..."

"Don't worry." Ronnie patted his chest and said: "Rick, I will study your battle clothes first, and then study the spiritual clothes most commonly used by goblins now - I want to educate Vig. That kid, tell him that even if the difference is six thousand years, his ancestors have been his ancestors for a long time!"

"Okay, wonderful! Domineering!" Rick applauded and said, "Then, let's all split up - although you may not be happy, but... I still hope that Zhenhong and Nina can help Ronnie! "

"oh?"

"The elf research on magic should be the best in the world, right?" Rick looked at Zhen Hong and said with a smile: "So, I hope you can improve Ronnie's equipment after he has researched something. Improve the magic circle on it."

"Hmph, although it is indeed unpleasant to help the gnomes, I lost to you in the game before I came to this era." Zhen Hong stretched out his right hand, brushed his hair, and then said coolly : "So I will obey the captain's orders and assist him well."

"Huh, we are each other." Ronnie also snorted.

"Then I will..." Rick stood up on his knees and said a little bitterly: "I guess I have to endure a wave of mental pollution, and the SAN value has been tested."

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In a soundproof room.

"So, Lika, which way are you ready to go?" Rick looked at the little Loli in front of him who had woken up and was slowly getting energetic, and asked.

"Master, I choose the difficult path!" Lika looked at Rick and said seriously: "Although the simple method is indeed very simple, but... the singing voice obtained in that way is not my singing voice at all!"

This is like taking out photos to make people slim down. You have indeed lost weight and become a beautiful girl, but that is just "you in the photo", and the real you has not changed at all.

"Very good!" Rick nodded with satisfaction and said, "Then, let's start with your singing first! We won't do complicated songs, let's do the simplest ones first -"

The first thing you need to understand is which song your singing voice is suitable for - some people's speaking voice and singing voice are different, so you must check it carefully.

"Yes, Master!" After Lika saluted, she took the music sheet handed over by Rick and sang: "Two tigers, two tigers..."

‘God knows why she would walk away singing this thing. 'Although he had been mentally prepared for a long time, when Rick heard the singing of Lika's two tigers, he was still trembling with fright - Good guy, this has gone beyond the level of howling ghosts and wolves, and has reached the level of shocking. It’s the realm of weeping ghosts and gods.

End of this chapter

For a whole day, after enduring Lika's demonic voice with Hubie, Rick and Hubie finally figured out why Lika disappeared in such a terrifying way.

Because she is very good at thinking.

"So, when you sing, throw away the melody in your brain!" Rick looked at Lika, who was kneeling on the ground with a guilty expression, and said, "Why do some people have accompaniments?" When you sing in a special situation, another melody will appear in your mind like a self-excited one?"

To give a simple example, the music score of Two Tigers is [1231, 1231], which corresponds to the lyrics of Two Tigers and Two Tigers respectively. However, when singing, a tune of 3213 will appear in Lika's mind. Then it is mixed with the actual accompaniment 1231, influencing each other, and turning into an extremely distorted new tune.

In such a situation, it would be a ghost if it didn't go out of tune! Don't underestimate singing, little girl!

Once the problem is identified, solving it is easy! Rick directly made sound-isolating and noise-cancelling headphones with Lika and Hubi, and then played the BGM in her ears in a loop - don't you like to make up for it with your brain? Then I will give you a brainwashing cycle, kora!

This kind of training is very effective. After three consecutive days of [START:DASH!!], Lika finally came to the point where even the melody of the song she imagined was the original melody.

Then, the next thing to solve is the second problem...

"Why is it that even if the tune in your head is different from the normal BGM tune, the tune you sing is also different?" Rick covered his face and let out a mournful sound.

Take the two tigers above as an example. The normal tune of the two tigers is 1231, but the tune that Lika imagined was 3213, and the tune she sang was 2321.

Good guy, you can play the Three Kingdoms by yourself.

"Woooooooo..."

Lika was about to cry. She didn't expect her problem to be so big - she originally thought of nothing more than singing. At worst, she could just keep singing and sing. Who knew that now she found out that she could have a threesome by herself? Something is wrong.

"Don't cry. If you can't find the problem, then you should cry." Rick rubbed Rick's head and said, "But if you find the problem, then you can solve it."

Since you can't find the tune, it would be great if you find it!

Then, something even more desperate happened.

Let’s take Two Tigers as an example. After correction, when the external BGM and the internal BGM are both 1231, Lika sings Two Tigers for the first time, with the key being 2321, and for the second time, she sings Two Tigers, with the key It's 2323. The third time I sing Two Tigers, the key is 1313.

"Why is it different every time!" Rick covered his face. He felt that even if he corrected Lika's tune, she would sing crookedly next time.

Is this tone deaf? Terrible!

"I, I don't know either..." Lika looked at Rick aggrievedly. If she knew why, she would have been able to sing a nice song long ago.

"Hiss..." Rick did not continue to ask Lika to contact him, but sat cross-legged on the ground and began to think - even if he is a tone deaf person, he will not sing the same song to a different tune every time. ! So there must be something wrong here!

Rick put his eyes on Rika's ears and showed a thoughtful expression.

Speaking of which, when most people sing, the first feedback they get is the sound heard by their ears, but as we all know, the sound they hear is through bone conduction, which is different from the actual sound, so...

Could this be the reason?

So, Rick took another approach, which was to let Rick wear sound-isolating earmuffs, and then use synchronous sound-transmitting headphones to let Lika hear his singing. In this case, Lika's kaleidoscope was out of tune. It can be considered an improvement, but not a complete improvement.

That said, there are still problems.

Rick felt like his head was pounding. He was obviously tied up hard, but the JK he was facing was a man. If he really wanted to attack this JK, he would embark on a taboo path...