Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty
Chapter 267
After eating the melon satisfactorily, Elsebell said goodbye to the foursome and Tetu and others who were having a banquet, and finally left Disbod and came to Gensokyo.
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"Gensokyo, your emperor is back!" Elsebell stood on the edge of the Lake of Mist, hands on her hips, and said arrogantly: "I want to see who can grant me death!"
The next moment, a gap opened in the sole of Elsebell's foot, and with the sound of "plop" falling into the water, Elsebel sat in the hot spring with a hint of nervousness.
Purple Mama, Flower Mama, Ren Mama, Master Takumi, Kanako and Suwako... well, almost all the level 9 bosses in Gensokyo are here.
"Ahem, what do you mean today?" Elsebell coughed dryly, then rubbed her little hands with an embarrassed look on her face and said, "Why... are you all here?"
"That's right." Yakumo Purple was wrapped in a white bath towel and leaned against the edge of the hot spring. Her lazy and beautiful look made Yuyuko on the side keep wiping her saliva, "We have held a senior group building for a long time. , I discuss how to teach you a lesson every day."
"No...that's not the case, right?" Elsebell tugged at the corner of her mouth and said in a dumbfounded voice, "What's there to discuss?"
"On the first day, Youxiang and I were very angry. We suggested that we mix and match."
"..."
"On the third day, I lost my anger a little, so I decided to lighten your punishment a little."
"Well……"
"On the fifth day, Youxiang has calmed down a little and decided to give you a good beating."
"Eh~"
"But you haven't come back on the fifteenth day, so we're a little annoyed again."
"this……"
"Then now..." Yakumo Zi raised her head and looked at Elsebell with a smile, and said, "We have been cooing for a whole month and a half even if we let our pigeons go! How do you want to die? Come up with a plan for yourself? "
"Uh..." Elsebell hesitated for a moment and said, "Death of old age?"
As expected of you.
"That is impossible."
"Then..." Elsebell glanced at Yakumo Purple, and said with a deep expression: "Let me be squeezed dry by Purple's mother and die!"
"?"
Yakumo Purple thought for a moment, then raised her right hand, waved her index finger slightly, and said: "Star Talisman·Galaxy Falling Nine Heavens!"
A gap appeared in the sky above Yakumo Purple, and in the gap, there appeared one after another white light jade that looked only the size of a fist, but each one had a mass hundreds of times that of the earth. And these Guangyu now formed a line and rushed towards Elsie Bell.
"Zi Ma Zi Ma, please calm down and be angry. Women will get wrinkles. Wrinkles will make women look bad!!" Elsie Bell was so anxious that she didn't even have time to punctuate her words. "If you don't look good, maybe Youyou If your wife doesn’t like you, then your nightlife will be gone!”
"?"
Yakumo Purple thought for a moment, then raised her left hand, waved her index finger gently, and said: "Star Talisman: Light that cannot overflow."
It sounds nice, but in fact... this is a black hole! !
"Oh oh oh——"
Elsebell felt the attraction of the black hole, and then looked at the Guangyu lining up behind her to charge towards her, and wailed: "Youyuko, save my life!!!"
"?"
Youyuko recalled what Elsebell had just said. She also raised her right hand, waved her index finger gently, and said, "The Spiritual Butterfly and Butterfly Feather Wind will stay in this world for the time being."
"???"
Elsebell, who had never expected that Youyouzi would make a last-ditch attack, covered her mouth. She was trying her best to tell herself not to cry, or Zi Ma would laugh at her.
No, before she could cry, Zi Ma started to mock: "Wow hahaha, Pippi Ai's expression is really pleasing! Lan, bring me a big bowl of rice, I want Pippi Ai's The expression is delicious!"
"Zi Ma, don't go too far! Be careful if I grow up and take revenge on you!" Elsebell said sternly, "Believe it or not, I will sprinkle salt in your teacup!"
"Are you a primary school student!" Yakumo Purple, who was drinking, suddenly choked herself. She coughed and complained angrily: "Can't you think of some normal ways of revenge for me?"
"Then when you were asleep, at 2:30 in the morning, I opened a gap in your ear and told you that it was time for Zi Mama to get up and pee?"
"?"
"Or farting into the kotatsu when you were hibernating?"
"??"
"How about taking away all the paper from the toilet?"
"???"
Yakumo Purple, who had a lot of question marks on her head, couldn't help but said: "What the hell, isn't this still a child's plan!"
"Roadless Race! Stop quickly, I'm really going to be overtaken!" Elsie Bell shouted.
"Tsk." Yakumo Zi withdrew her power with a look of displeasure, then looked at Ai Xibei Er who fell on the ground with an unkind look, and said: "Pippi Ai, you have become more and more bold recently, and you actually dare to tease me. It’s my relationship with Youyouzi!”
"Isn't that right, Zi Ma? Do you still need me to tease you about your relationship with Yuyuko?" Elsebell hid in Lin Ma's arms with a speechless face and said, "Everyone in Gensokyo knows about it, right? Everyone is waiting for you to have a wedding drink!"
"Bah!" Yakumo Purple sighed angrily and said, "Yuyuko and I just have a pure friendship, we don't have that kind of messy relationship!"
"Does pure friendship lead to sleeping together?"
"I will."
"Will pure friendship touch each other again and again?"
"Yes...right?"
"Does a pure friendship lead to a close embrace?"
"Will... be... right?"
Faced with Elsie Bell's inquiry, a rare trace of cold sweat appeared on Yakumo Purple's forehead - What questions was this guy asking? Why were the eyes of other people around her looking at her more and more sharply?
Yakumo Purple cleared her throat, then looked at Yashi Eirin seriously and said, "Kaguya sometimes wants to sleep with you, right?"
"Um."
"Sometimes she will hide things on her body. If you find it, you have to touch it, right?"
"Yes."
"As for hugging...she cries, you have to comfort her, right? Now that she's comforted, you have to hug her, right?"
"It makes sense." Bayi Yonglin seemed to be convinced.
"Look, so Yuyuko and I really have an ordinary and pure friendship!" Purple Yakumo breathed a sigh of relief, Pippi loves you bastard.
"Then, pure friendship will..." At this point, Elsebell cleared her throat, and then said in the same voice as Yuyuko and Yakumo Murasaki respectively - Fantasy materialized, I have a voice-changing monster Ability.
"It's morning, Yuyouzi, wake up."
"Hmm~ I don't want to get up~"
"Then just sleep a little longer. I'm going to have breakfast first."
"Hey~ No, oily curry will sleep with me~"
"No~"
"Hmm (acting like a baby, giving me goosebumps)~~"
"Unless...you kiss me."
"mua~"
After the performance reached this point, Elsebell returned her own voice and said: "...will it be like this?"
"Oh haha——"
Yashi Eirin, Sei Byakuren, Kamiki, Kanako and Suwako all looked at Yakumo Murasaki with surprised eyes, while Kazami Yuka showed a gloating smile.
You idiot, you've been exposed.
"So why do you want to expose it!" Yakumo Purple shouted with black lines all over her head, "I covered up the truth like that, are you KY!"
"Shit! Your Yuyuko is about to cry and you are still covering it up, you are the KY!" Elsie Bell looked at Yakumo Murasaki with black lines on her head and said, "Turn around and look! "
"..."
Yakumo Purple shrank her neck and turned to look at Yuyuko beside her - as expected, Yuyuko at this time was like the author who found out that her hard drive was broken last month and all her manuscripts were lost, she was full of tears but wanted to cry. Emotions.
"No, Youyouzi, what's wrong with you!"
"You Curry, don't you really want to expose your relationship with me? QAQ." Youyouzi looked at You Curry pitifully.
"No! Why do you think so!"
"Because, Oil Curry has been defending."
"It's not because I'm worried about you..."
"I'm fine!" Yuyuko interrupted Yakumo Murasaki. She reached out and hugged Aburara and said loudly: "There is nothing that cannot be said about our relationship!"
"Yuyuko...I understand." Yakumo Murasaki nodded.
Then, from an angle that Yakumo Purple couldn't see, Elsebell gave Yuyuko a thumbs up with an aunty smile on her face.
Youyouzi also gave her a thumbs up.
"..."
The people around watching this scene could not help but show speechless expressions.
I didn't expect that Yakumo Murasaki, who had been plotting against people's hearts all his life, would be plotted against her one day - but this plot was actually a happy end.
"Okay!" Yakumo Murasaki let go of Yuyuko, then turned around and said with excitement on her face: "There's a banquet tonight!"
"Okay!"xN
Then, from an angle that Yuyuko couldn't see, Yakumo Murasaki winked at Elsie Bell and then gave her a look of approval.
"√"
Elsebell didn't say a word, but gave Yakumo Murasaki a look in return.
"..."
The people around who saw this scene couldn't help but look to the sky.
Damn it, who are you plotting against whom? Also, if Pippi loves you, will he be able to earn the wages of both families by himself? Are you really not afraid that Yakumo Murasaki will hang her up and spank her if the matter is exposed?
As expected of you! !
"Okay, if there is a banquet, I will also show off my skills!" Elsebell rolled up her sleeves, and then blinked her left eye grandly at the others.
Forget it, does it matter who you plot against?
Eat eat eat!
End of this chapter
banquet.
banquet!
banquet! !
If there is one activity in Gensokyo that everyone likes, it is undoubtedly the banquet! Monsters of all races gather in the large courtyard of Hakurei Shrine at night. Everyone can talk freely, eat meat, drink wine, and sing loudly regardless of their status (as long as they don't offend level 9).
banquet.
banquet!
banquet! !
If there is one activity in Gensokyo that Reimu Hakurei loves and hates, it is undoubtedly the banquet! I love it because after everyone leaves, Reimu Hakurei can collect everyone’s unfinished food and mix it together to make soup and rice to keep her full for several days – in fact, if it’s winter, she can eat it for half a month! She hated it because she would most likely have to clean up the messy banquet scene herself.
But it’s not a big problem. Cleaning will be done later. The most important thing now is...
"Let go of the braised pork!" Hakurei Reimu's expression at this time didn't look like a shrine maiden at all, but rather as ferocious as a Rakshasa from hell! She jumped up high, made a posture like a crow flying on an airplane, and said sternly: "Dream! Think! God! Live!"
"Kora, Reimu! How can someone use his ultimate attack as soon as he comes up!" Moyou hurriedly stuffed the braised pork into the bottom of his skirt, then jumped on the broom beside him, and said to Reimu with a JO expression on his face. : "But, can you keep up with me and die? You're a shrimp catcher!"
Moyousi, who was flying into the air at an unprecedented speed, was hit by Reimu's dream when he was above the dining table of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and then spun around and crashed.
The black and white mouse fell from mid-air into Patchouli's arms amid the exclamations of the onlookers, the melon-eaters, and the casual spectators, and his hands were wrapped around Patchouli's neck.
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