Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

Tiona looked at Elsebell with a blank look on her face. She picked her ears, then looked at Ace aside and said, "Ace Tan, did I have something wrong with my ears just now?"

"..." Aisi swallowed the taro-flavored ice cream in her mouth, then shook her head and said, "No, I heard it too."

"Wow, Ai-chan, you are really not a human being!" Tiona covered her chest, "If you do this, you will lose the lovely me!"

"It's okay, you are destined to die." Elsebell gave Tiona a thumbs up with a cheerful look on her face and said, "You have some confidence in your own vitality!"

"So my tenacious vitality is to enable me to continue to survive when you torture me?" Tiona had already seen through Elsebell's unhuman nature. She angrily picked up the ice cream cup in front of her. He took a big mouthful of ice cream with a spoon and stuffed it into his mouth, then gritted his teeth and said, "The ice hurts my throat! Tons, tons, tons!"

"Okay, okay, just eat enough ice cream." Elsebell looked at Tiona, who was about to buy another ice cream after finishing her fifth portion, and couldn't help but stop her, "Eating too much is not good for your body." Okay, let’s take a break and let’s go eat something else.”

"I'm a first-level adventurer!" Tiona pouted and said, "It's okay to eat more."

"Who just had a headache and wanted to commit suicide?" Elsebell complained angrily, "Listen to me, wait and buy a cup of milk tea, and then go watch a movie."

"yes--"

Tiona nodded helplessly.

There is no other way, who makes Elsebell the boss? What? Do you have a problem with the boss?

Hey, the boss can’t kill you!

"What movie are you watching?" Tiona asked curiously after standing up from her seat and throwing the plastic cup into the trash can.

"Well..." Elsebell thought for a few seconds and said, "Wait a minute, I'll check the APP."

After scanning through a large number of various literary and youth films and sad films, Elsie Bell finally found a movie marked as "funny".

"If you are still a virgin when you are 30, you will become a magician"

"What a strange name." Elsebell touched her chin and said, "Let's just watch this one? There aren't many comedies, but this one seems to be it."

"I have no objection." Tiona shook her head.

"Whatever." Ais nodded casually.

"Okay, then let's go." Elsebell stood up first, bought three large portions of popcorn at the entrance of the theater, and then bought three large bottles of Coke, and then walked into the theater fully armed.

However, neither Elsebell, Ace nor Tiona noticed that there was a "gay" label on the TAG of this movie.

End of this chapter

Two and a half hours later, in front of the cinema.

"ah……"

Tiona looked like he was hesitating to speak, thinking a little, and hesitating a little, but in the end she bravely asked.

"Xiao Ai, why did you choose this one specifically? Could it be that... you are also from this world?"

"No, no, no, absolutely impossible!" Elsebell waved her hands with a sullen face and said, "Although I admire Lily very much, but for BL..."

But there is one thing to say, if a giant cat is supporting her or an absolutely beautiful transvestite is the protagonist of the CP, Elsebell will not be unable to enjoy this pair of CPs.

'For example... if Miyakoji Mizuho and Miyako Chihaya...' Elsebell raised her head and let out a "hehehehe" laugh. What a wonderful scene! I want to protect him for the rest of my life...their love! Simply give them blessings such as "never gain muscle mass", "never grow leg, arm or chest hair", "never grow beard", "skin will never get worse"!

Elsebell clenched her fists silently.

"?"

Tiona on the side tilted her head and asked strangely: "Ai-chan, why do you suddenly look like you're on fire? And you clenched your fists firmly? Hey, pay attention to me? Hey~ Hello~~"

After discovering that Elsebell was completely ignoring her and instead immersed in strange fantasies, Tiona's method of attracting Elsebel's attention changed from waving her hands to shaking her upper body, and finally gave up on attracting Elsebel's attention. He turned his attention and took out his phone and handed it to Ais.

"Ai Sitan, help me take pictures."

After giving instructions, Tiona placed the poss next to Elsebell and asked Ace to take high-speed continuous shots of her at a speed of 5 beats per second.

"?"

When Elsie Belle came from—

"Chihaya, I won't let you sleep tonight~"

"Sister, please be gentle..."

"I didn't expect that even Chihaya, who is so cold, is actually scalding hot!"

——After waking up from such a fantasy, she saw Tiona placing various poss in front of her, and then the mobile phone in Ace's hand flashed non-stop.

So, Elsebell stretched out her right hand with a question mark on her face.

Ruthless iron hand! The Grasp of Immortality!

"Bah-"

With her head pinched by Elsebell and her entire body lifted up, Tiona's helpless feet left the ground, dangling in mid-air.

"Um, Aisibelle...sir." This time, Tiona didn't even shout "Ai-chan", but said weakly in a pitiful and helpless but edible voice: "If I do What's wrong? Please kill me happily instead of torturing me in various ways, okay?"

"I don't think it's feasible." Elsebell thought for a while and said, "I decided to use enchanted hemp rope to trap your limbs so that you don't even have the strength to move, and then put a ball in your mouth. Then insert a funnel into the hole of the mouth ball.”

"?"

Tiona's eyes were filled with confusion and confusion.

You said I can understand bondage and oral, but what the hell is that funnel at the end? Never heard of PIay! Is this a new trick?

"Then mix coriander, celery, tangerine root, preserved eggs, snakeweed water, blue cheese, canned herring and a large lump of fat meat together, squeeze it into water, and pour it into you through a funnel."

"Ugh, dirty, dirty!"

Tiona's face turned green on the spot, as if she was the first person to see Qiao Biluo's Kangna picture disappear, and she almost passed away.

"No, sir?" Tiona's frightened voice became shriller, "I have done meritorious deeds for the family members, and I have shed blood for the family members, you can't do this to me! Ace, please persuade me. Please advise Ai-chan!”

"But Ais and I are both from the Artemis Familia." Elsebell looked at Tiona innocently and said, "You are from the Loki Familia, so your power and your blood, It wasn’t all for us, right?”

"...Hmm." Ais thought for a few seconds, then nodded under Tiona's pained expression.

Damn it! You two! Just wait, when I, Lady Tiona, become a Lv.9... no, Lv.10, Lv.11 or even Lv.12 adventurer, it will be my time for revenge! !

At this time, Tiona had no idea that while Tiona was still struggling below the planet level, Elsibel's strength had already reached half-step to level 8. The relationship between her and Elsibel was The gap is probably as big as the gap between Mr. Satan and Lord Quan Wang.

"Forget it, I'll let you go first." Elsebell released her grip of immortality, and then said calmly: "Let's keep accounts first, and the punishment will be accumulated."

Grass!

Tiona looked towards the direction of the shopping mall with tears streaming down her face - sister, leader, I miss you so much, if you are here...

Oh, everyone can't defeat Ai-chan even if they all work together?

That's okay.

Ai-chan, it’s whatever you say.

"Okay, okay, after watching the movie, let's go drink milk tea and buy some grilled squid." Elsebell shrugged her shoulders, and then said to Tiona: "By the way, how did you feel about the movie just now?"

When she mentioned this, Tiona suddenly laughed like an aunt: "Hey hey hey... this movie is so interesting!"

The content of the movie is probably about a protagonist named "Adachi (♂)" who works in an ordinary company. Because he is not good at speaking, he has been solo until the age of 30, and then obtained "the ability to read people who are in physical contact". He has the ability to "think", and then unexpectedly discovers that Kurosawa (♂) from the same company actually has love for him, which triggers a series of stories that make his aunt laugh.

How should I put it? Although the label has "homosexuality" and it is indeed about the love between men, from the plot point of view, it is not the kind of niku-type selling that is objectionable, but a very interesting and funny type. Even Ai Sibei, who is not interested in pretty boy x pretty boy type of CP, was very happy to watch it - just watch it as a comedy.

"Tiona, I want to remind you..." Elsebell looked at Tiona in front of her and couldn't help but said, "Don't step into that world!"

Elsebell couldn't imagine what impact it would have if Tiona began to ferment or even rot because of this movie - what if this child started to match up Finn and Burt? Will Tione kill her relatives and kill her Yiduo? ?

hiss!

Elsebell couldn't help but shudder, and then gave herself a thumbs up for having such a terrible idea - if she could see the picture of Tione turning into black and holding a hatchet to cut up Tiona, then... It’s too seconds! Oh yes, it would be even better if you add Finn and Burt hugging each other in the background!

I'm such an evil person!

"Ai-chan, has anyone told you that your laughter just now was very evil?" Tiona on the side subconsciously hugged her arms, looked at Ai Sibell nervously, and said, "And , I don’t know why, I always feel... full of malice towards me."

"Hiss, it turns out that you kid...isn't stupid!" Elsebell showed a surprised expression, which made Tiona's head full of question marks.

No, you admit it? You just admitted it like that? What the hell...what the hell...

Tiona, who was wearing a T-shirt, rolled up her sleeves subconsciously, and then looked at Elsebell angrily, with an expression as if she was going to tell Elsebel what cruelty is with her casserole-sized fists in the next second!

"You want to fight?" Elsebell's eyes lit up. Not only did she not resist, but she put her head in front of Tiona with gleaming eyes and said, "Come on, hit here! Hard!"

"..."

Tiona raised her fists and looked at Elsebell, who had invincibility written all over her face. She then looked at her fan-shaped eyes that were three parts cool, three parts excited, three parts impatient and one part playful. He kept saying, "Ai-chan, why do your eyeballs still have fan-shaped areas?"

"Oh, the colored contact lenses made from fantasy... don't worry about this, just hit me!" Elsebell couldn't help but urge: "If you hit me, I will have an excuse to bully... ah no, yes I’ve trained you!”

"Bah!" Tiona looked at Ai Sibei with disgust and said, "Ai-chan, you are really a black-hearted person! What is the relationship between me and you? We are good sisters! You actually want to be right? I'll take action!"

"Hitting is kissing and scolding is love!"

"Bah, bah, bah! You have a black heart!"

"Okay then, then I will be responsible for tonight's dinner?" Elsebell thought for a while and said.

"Are you good at your craft?"

Oh, Elsebell remembered that the people in the wrong world were not from Gensokyo. She didn't know that she had loaded up the ability to output various top chefs several times, and she was already a big demon king who could penetrate the Shouta Halberd dungeon.

'Speaking of which, you can go to Shokoku for fun...' Elsebell touched her chin, then glanced at Tiona and said, "Then let's make some compensation, um, make you a new weapon?"

"Thank you, boss. I'm so generous, and my wife is in good health!" Tiona came to Elsebell in excitement and said with a look of shamelessness: "Boss, do you want to hit me? What do you want to use? A leather board or a wooden board. Whip or candle? Scream or groan? Do you want to resist? Or do you want to be docile? "

"Good guy, I call you good guy, you are too professional, aren't you?" Elsebell pulled the corners of her eyes, looked at Tiona in front of her, and said, "Don't you have any moral integrity at all?"

"Morality can't be replaced with new weapons." Tiona held the back of her head with her hands, whistled nonchalantly, and said, "Besides, I don't believe you will really hit me~"

"?"

Elsebell thought for a while, then as Tiona's expression gradually turned pale, she summoned a leather racket, tried waving it twice, and said, "Then I must hit it a few times."

End of this chapter

In the end, Elsebell didn't fight her. It wasn't because she felt sorry for Tiona or because she couldn't do it, but because she simply felt that a woman with a normal-looking face was pressing down on her thigh in public. Then he spanked her with a leather paddle, which was not very good in terms of impact.

What if a man with this kind of fetish passes by and his body is as hard as a rock? Then wouldn’t he have led the country’s young people into corruption?

Oh, this is neon, that’s okay, I don’t need to deflect it.

After complaining and making fun, Elsebell bought milk tea at a milk tea shop with Ace and Tiona, and then went to eat a delicious meal of squid and grilled skewers... …

A shocking sight was discovered.

"Hey, Ai-chan, am I not dazzled?" Tiona hid at the corner of the shopping mall, looking at the white-haired figure in front of the clothing store with a shocked face, and said in shock: "That one is really Uncle Special, right?"

"I think... you may have seen it wrong, but I cannot possibly see it wrong!" Elsebell couldn't help but swallowed and said, "That must be Bert!"

"Good guy, I call him good guy..." Tiona rubbed her eyes and said, "Is that guy Bert so popular?"

"I don't know either." Elsebell looked confused.

At this time, in the eyes of Elsebell and Tiona, they saw Bert, who was surrounded by about three or four young and beautiful girls who exuded the aura of "white, rich and beautiful" all over his body - there was still something on his face. With a hint of coldness and impatience, the beautiful girls surrounding him made nymphomaniacal sounds like "so handsome" and "so cold".

"Wow, it's unbelievable..." Tiona looked at this scene in shock and said, "Burt actually has such a popular scene."

"Hiss... It seems that you can't understand it?" Elsebell rubbed her head - in Orario, one of the criteria for people to choose a mate is combat ability! Although Bert himself is also a top-notch fighter, it depends on the environment he is in! Those are the Loki Familia, and there are countless powerful people! Although Bert is strong, he is not a star. Coupled with his extremely bad attitude, he is naturally not very popular.

But in this "moderate" city, it's different - first of all, Bert is still very handsome, with a wild little wolfdog appearance, coupled with the white hair that ordinary perm and dyeing can't produce, and the small The abdominal muscles and male waist under the vest naturally attracted the attention of countless women.

Of course, his ears and tail are hidden by spells.

"I'm not willing..." Tiona gritted her teeth and looked at this scene and said, "Damn it, I haven't even been hit on by a boy, why did Burt..."

Because when it comes to striking up conversations, women’s advantages and aggressiveness are much stronger than men’s! In addition, Bert is alone, and you are acting with me and Ace...

Well, that’s not to say that Tiona is unattractive, but compared to Elsebell, who is as beautiful as a fairy and is already full of charm, Tiona’s only advantage may be that she has a bit of dark skin—— But this little XP is useless in front of absolute cuteness.

"Okay, okay, let's go shopping somewhere else first." Elsebell looked at Tiona who was about to break a hole in the wall. She couldn't help crying and patted her shoulder and said, "Let's go again. Want some small cakes or something? I found a Qianji nearby."

"Look at it for a while, look at it for a while!" Tiona shook her head. She looked at Bert in front of her with envy and hatred, and said: "I want to take pictures, and I also want to find out what Bert will do later. Won’t go… hum.”

Go... hum? Just say you want to go to multiplayer sports! Amazon's average person speaks freely, so what are you pretending to do now...wait a minute!

Elsebell glanced at Ais, then moved to Ais' side and asked in a low voice: "Ais, don't you think Tiona's attention to Bert is a little too strong?"

"It seems so." Ais blinked her eyes and said, "Tiona, it's so strange."