Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty
Chapter 291
What makes Makino even more helpless is that Zhepu and the others really jumped into the pit like this.
"It's a bet!"
Zhepu waved his hand, and then shouted: "Attention, everyone! Use all your strength and show our Bharati style!"
"oh!!"
The chefs roared furiously.
End of this chapter
An hour and a half later.
Elsebell and the others rubbed their bellies with contented expressions and walked swaggeringly out of the restaurant, leaving behind a livid and regretful Zhepu and other restaurant chefs.
"See you later, Zhepu~" Elsebell waved towards Zhepu and said loudly: "Barbara, a restaurant on the sea, must be run well~"
"Dude, don't mention that name!" Zhepu shouted with a red face and a thick neck, "Just wait, I will definitely practice my cooking skills hard, and sooner or later I will get Barati's signature back!"
"Yes, yes, Barbara's Mr. Zep, bye~~~" Elsebell showed a completely unscrupulous smile, which made Zep jump on the deck in anger.
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"Ai-chan, isn't this too bad?" Maginot looked at Ai Sibell dumbfounded and said, "It feels like your performance just now... was completely a villain."
"Oh ho ho ho, I'm the big villain!" Elsebell put her hands on her hips and showed a smile that looked evil and mad, but was actually full of criticism, "I just like his way of wanting to beat me to death. But you can’t beat my expression, oh ho ho ho~”
What a pleasure.
"Ai-chan, with your personality, if you meet someone stronger than you, you will be beaten to death."
"That's definitely not the case." Ai Sibel said with a groan, "I love Sibei, but he is a powerful guy who can stretch and contract, soft and hard, big and small!"
"Yes, yes, so you are now big, hard and stretched out?" Maginot complained.
"..." Elsebell looked at Maginot with a subtle and innocent look, and said, "In principle, that's the case, but..."
Although I was right to use such an adjective, Maginot, I couldn't react when you drove so suddenly, and I was almost thrown off Mount Akina.
"Ahem, let's not discuss this issue for now." Sensing that the topic was getting weirder - mainly the eyes of Senzaemon, Nakiri Shinagi, and the Yukihira couple were a bit prickly - Elise Bell couldn't help but change her mind. Talking about the topic, "Let me see where the next stop is..."
"It's Cocoa West Village!" Maginot replied, "I know this stop best! Because all the oranges in my tavern are supplied by this village."
"Hahaha, that's right~" Elsie Bell said with a smile.
"In addition, according to Xiao Ai, the reason why you killed all the fishmen entrenched near Cocoa West Village is because you saw the lovely Nami and the lovely Nokigao, right?" Maggie Nuo squinted at Elsebell and hummed, "I've already learned how to answer questions~"
"Then you are really awesome~" Elsebell stretched out her hands helplessly to rub Maginot's face and said, "I will punish you!"
"Watch me fight back!" Maginot also showed her "girly" side. She also reached out and pinched Elsebell's face, and then said while squeezing back: "Damn it, why does Xiaoai's face feel so good? ! It’s as soft as marshmallows!”
"Because I am the cutest girl in the world!" Aixibei Ertian boasted shamelessly, "Hey, why don't you let me go! What if you crush my cute face!"
"Then I'll pinch you even more!" Makino continued to use her vicious hands, rubbing Elsebell's face as if it were dough, and Elsebel naturally fought back not to be outdone...
After this back and forth, when the two of them let go of their hands, their faces were so red that it was hard to watch - not the kind of blush, just the blush from being pinched.
"Huh...huh..."
Maginot covered her red face, gritted her teeth and looked at Ai Sibei in front of her, and said, "Little Ai, you actually poked my nostrils with your finger!"
"Why don't you poke my nostrils with your thumb!" Elsebell shot back.
"Obviously it was you first!"
"You first!"
"You first, you first!"
"You first, you first, you first!"
Seeing Elsebell arguing with Maginot and then starting to pinch each other's face, Erina said with a dumbfounded look on her face: "I feel like my sister has become super childish all of a sudden."
"Hahaha, this is normal." Xingping Zhuzi laughed, she crossed her arms and said, "No matter how mature a person is, he will become childish when he is with his friends."
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The trip to Cocosia Village is really not much to describe. Everyone just went to Nami's house to visit Bellmere and Nozhigao, ate a few oranges, visited the orange grove, and then chose to leave.
The next stop for everyone is Rogge Town, one of the most famous scenic spots in the East China Sea and also known as the town of beginning and end.
"Is this here?" Maginot, who came to Rogge Town for the first time, couldn't help but put her hands in front of her eyes and looked around, and said with a hint of excitement: "The place where the Pirate King was executed..."
Hearing Maginot's voice with a hint of excitement and expectation, Elsebell immediately said sourly: "Huh, what's so great! He's just a pirate king who has been dead for who knows how many years! Please, bring peace to the world. The Goddess of Justice, the Goddess of Peace, the God of Love and Beauty, is by your side, right?"
"But, haven't you always emphasized that those titles were arbitrarily placed on your head, and you don't care at all?" Listening to Elsebell's sour voice, Maginot couldn't help but laugh and asked - ah, Jealous little Ai is so cute! She's so cute that I feel like I can forgive her even if she scratches her skin a few times.
"I don't mind that it's my business, but, that's also my title!" Elsebell said, scratching her neck, "It's like even though I don't like this toy and throw it in the corner, it's It’s still my toy!”
"Yes, yes, then our God of Love and Beauty, where should we visit first?"
"Where else can we visit here, but the guillotine." Elsebell muttered.
"Death... guillotine?" Erina swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said nervously: "Is it the guillotine that I understand?"
"Absolutely~" Soma, who was standing next to him, came over with a smirk on his face, "It's like that. I'll press you on top, missy, and then block your neck and hands. Then a big knife will fall from the sky and kill you with a bang. His neck was cut off..."
"Ehhhhh!!"
Erina shook subconsciously, and then rubbed her neck violently, as if she had imagined a scene of herself being beheaded. Then, she got angry and punched Soma, who was covering his face and laughing. On his stomach, he gritted his teeth and said: "Believe it or not, I will behead you DD later!"
"Hahaha, Soma, you're so inferior! He was knocked down by a punch!" Joichiro saw that his son was beaten. Not only did he not rise up, but he made a mocking voice, "And this was after provoking others. It was so embarrassing to be knocked down by a punch~~"
"Damn dad!" Xing Ping Soma gritted his teeth and glanced at his dad and said, "I want to tell mom about the fact that you hid private money under the drawer on the third floor of the shoe cabinet at the door!"
"What..." Joichiro's expression changed, and he said hurriedly: "I'm not, I don't have you, don't talk nonsense!"
"Don't worry, Joichiro." Yukihira Joko smiled and patted her husband's shoulder and said, "I already knew that I was raising Gu. I'll take it away when you have enough."
"..."
At this moment, Yukihira Joichiro's face turned pale. He glanced at his own melon boy who was smiling particularly brightly, and the murderous intention in his heart gradually rose.
"Calm down, calm down, Mr. Joichiro!" Seeing Joichiro's gradually distorted expression, Makino, the only one who still had a conscience, quickly stopped him: "Think about it, he is your biological child, your biological child! "
"..." Joichiro took a deep breath, and then said: "It's okay, I'm still young, the tuba is useless, I can still practice the trumpet!"
After a furious dog-fight, Soma, who had been slapped 648 times on his butt, sniffled, was held by Joichiro around his waist, and walked with the team towards the execution platform in Rogge Town.
Looking at the execution platform that was more than ten meters high in front of her, Elsebell raised her head and said, "Actually, the execution platform that is still here is no longer the same execution platform that was used to try Roger."
"Eh? Why do you say that?" Maginot asked in confusion.
"Fool, the original execution platform was just made of ordinary materials. How could it have lasted for so many years in the wind and rain?" Elsebell laughed and said, "So if it's broken, repair it. If it's broken, repair it." Just fix it a little bit..."
"If that's the case, then it should be considered the original one, right?" Erina raised an objection, "Isn't it the classic paradox of the Ship of Theseus that my sister is talking about?"
The content of the so-called Paradox of Theseus's Ship is to assume that there is a ship that has been sailing on the sea for hundreds of years. Once the wood on the hull is damaged, it is immediately replaced with new wood. So, when does this happen? After all the wood in the ship has been replaced, is it still the same ship?
yes? But every piece of wood in it is new, and at most it can be [built with completely new materials to create an identical ship]!
no? But it’s still this ship. It can only be repaired, right? Is it no longer what it is after repairing it?
"Ahem, Erina, although this paradox is very interesting, I am not in a debate with you now." Elsebell glanced at Erina and said: "And I haven't finished what I just said—— As far as I know, after I bulldozed the Tianlongs, the execution platform in Rogge Town was completely renovated, so I say it is new."
"Ahem..." Erina showed an embarrassed expression - well, the basis of the Paradox of Theseus's Ship is based on [the ship is constantly being repaired]. If it is directly torn down and rebuilt, Then of course there is no such paradox.
"So, when visiting the scenic spots, just visit the scenic spots and don't think about other things." Elsebell stretched out her hand and rubbed Erina's head, then said with a bad smile: "How about Erina, do you want to go up and experience it? What did it feel like to be the Pirate King back then?"
End of this chapter
"???"
After hearing Elsebell's words, three big question marks suddenly appeared on Erina's head. She looked at her dear master sister with disbelief.
After a full 1.14514 seconds, she said, "Sister, are you speaking human language?"
How can anyone let their disciples and sisters experience what it feels like to be a death row prisoner? This thing is a nightmare, okay? Don’t you think this thing is unlucky? ?
more importantly……
"Even if you want to try, you should let Soma's younger brother try it, right?" Erina said confidently, so confidently that Soma, who was clamped by Joichiro's waist, suddenly shouted angrily: " Erina, are you speaking human language?"
"Huh?" Erina's voice suddenly rose a few points. She glanced sideways at Yukihira Soma and said, "What should you call me?"
"..." Yukihira Souma showed a painful expression. After gritting his teeth for a few seconds, he spoke with difficulty: "Sister...sister."
"Hey, that's right." Erina showed a winner's margin, "Brother, go try it and show it to your sister."
"There's no way I can try it!" Soma looked at Erina with black lines on his head and said, "Don't your conscience hurt!?"
"My conscience?" Erina pressed her left hand on her chest and felt it for a few seconds, then said with a smile: "To tell you the truth, not only does it not hurt, but it makes me jump so hard~"
brute!
Yukihira Souma gritted his teeth and looked at Nakiri Erina, and decided that the next time he eats halberds, even if he loses on purpose, he will make a dish of fried chicken and durian mixed with peanut butter for Erina to taste!
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Neither Erina nor Yukihira Soma, of course, have ever tried the guillotine - in fact, except for a heartless guy like Luffy, it's impossible for anyone to go out of their way to try the guillotine, right?
After observing the execution platform in Rogge Town, everyone set off to the next stop, which was also one of Erina's most anticipated places - however, when setting sail, Maginot said it was time for her to go back.
It had already taken her several days to accompany Elsebell to Cocoa West Village, the sea restaurant Barbara and Rogge Town, and now it was time to go back and continue opening the store.
"Don't you look at Rab?"
"Let's see it again when we have a chance." Makino looked at Elsebell with a smile and said, "When you come again next time, remember to take me to see Rab."
"Okay." Elsebell nodded.
At this point, Maginot left the team.
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Twin Points.
"Wow, wow wow wow -"
Standing on the edge of the red earth continent, Erina exclaimed like a little girl, because the food that appeared in front of her was so amazing.
The first is Upside Down Mountain. This completely violates the knowledge of physics and allows seawater to pour in. The view from bottom to top made even Senzaemon look shocked.
"I can guarantee that if this place can be reproduced in our world, it will definitely become one of the wonders of the world, and countless people will come to watch it." Senzaemon murmured with emotion, "This picture is really... It’s so shocking – I really want other kids to see it.”
The other children mentioned here not only include Senzaemon’s biological son, Nakiri Mune, his wife Nakiri Ourenora and daughter Nakiri Alice, but also include people such as Dojima Gin, Shi Outstanding graduates such as Miyakojiro and Mizuhara Fuyumi.
"There will be a chance." Elsebell glanced at Senzaemon and said: "The pirate world, the revolutionary Zhanmei world, and the hunter world that may continue to be connected - these three worlds The ingredients are very rich, and it is very likely that it will be connected with the world of Shoji for a long time."
"Really?" At this moment, several other people also showed expressions of surprise - for chefs, good ingredients are like good computers and good accounts in the hands of gamers.
After you have tried a 10900k+3090ti computer, and then let you play on a 2600K+650TI computer, will you be able to play happily?
After you have tried an account with all skins and all games, will you be able to play comfortably if you are asked to play an account with only weekly free heroes?
After you have tried to graduate from full-body equipment, and then give you a number to build from scratch, can you endure that kind of injury?
Yes, maybe you can tolerate it, but if you have a choice, who wouldn't want to choose something better?
"When did your little sister Ai lie to you?" Elsie Bell raised her eyebrows. She put her hands on her hips and said with a look of embarrassment: "Don't worry! ~ This matter is fine! But if I want to eat in the future If so, remember to give it to me for free! It’s free!”
"Okay! Not only is it free, but it's also available in limited quantities!" Yukihira Joichiro said with a smile.
"Let me explain in advance, this is my ordering system? That means you have to make whatever I want to eat? Even if you don't have the ingredients, you just tell me what ingredients you have, and then I order the food?" Hear that? At Joichiro's words, Eisabel did not show an overjoyed expression. Instead, she looked at him warily and said, "You definitely didn't serve it casually, right? And if you cook something I didn't order, I will Do you have the right to refuse?"
"..."
Such a series of "Oh?" rhetorical questions made Joichiro twitch the corners of his lips, then looked at Elsebell with a stiff face and asked, "What Elsebel said, if I heard it right just now, , you must be very straightforward and unabashedly expressing your distaste for some of my dishes, right?"
"Ah, you discovered it?" Elsebell not only did not feel guilty, but showed an expression of joy, "That's good! I'll make it clear! I really refuse your dark cuisine! Please don't let me taste it. "
"Wow..." Joichiro clutched his chest and said with a painful look on his face: "I'm sad, I'm really sad. Is my home-made food so unpalatable?"
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