Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty
Chapter 32
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If you want to go to Kalaraki, you must go to the royal city of Lugnika. If you go to the royal city and don’t meet Thearesia and Wilhelm, you will definitely be complained about, especially Theresia. West Asia!
Even Elsebell can imagine Thearesia complaining, okay?
"Hmph -" he threw down the flower in his hand, "Anyway, I am already an old woman, and my close friend is still so young, so we can't play together anymore. I have a purchasing agent, right?"
Elsebell: "No, I..."
"Anyway, you just don't like me or love me anymore, is that right? Humph, you scumbag!" Thearesia puffed her lips and said, "I used to call people close friends, but now they don't even care about me."
Anyway, when a woman loses her temper, it's really hard to handle.
Sure enough, when Elsebell took Emilia and Beatrice into the Juggernaut's house, Theresia had already rushed over to her, and then hung it on Elsebel's body like a pendant. On the body, he said with tears in his eyes: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...My dear friend, you are finally here! Let me tell you, Wilhelm is beyond the limit!"
Elsebell looked at Theresa, who was as beautiful as an eighteen-year-old girl, and helplessly looked at the long-haired, non-mainstream handsome guy who came out and said, "Tell me, what's wrong with his double tuck?"
"Because I said this morning that I would make breakfast myself! But when I woke up, he actually told me that since I got up late, he had already made breakfast and asked me to eat it!" Theresa encouraged! He looked at Elsebell angrily and said, "Isn't that too much! I've already said I'm going to cook!"
"It's indeed a bit too much!" Elsebell nodded and said, "This Wilhelm is too ignorant! He must kneel on the keyboard!"
As she spoke, Elsebell projected a computer and a mechanical keyboard, and said, "Come on, kneel down! One letter for an hour!"
"?" Wilhelm looked at Elsebell with a question mark on his face and said, "Do you want me to die?"
"I didn't let you die, it was she who let you die."
"What skills don't you know about her?" Wilhelm looked at Elsebell and said, "Since being trained by you, she now has a sweet tooth! Do you know what she told me last night, what to eat this morning? ?”
"What?"
"Tofu curd and porridge, plus steamed buns."
"Isn't this normal?"
"Sweet tofu curd is added to sugar porridge, and then the sugar buns are steamed." Wilhelm covered his chest in pain and said, "I'm old. If I continue to eat like this, I'm afraid I won't get diabetes!"
"Then it's your fault." Elsebell sighed and said, "How could you tell Wilhelm in advance what to eat in the morning?"
She turned her head and looked at Theresa, and said solemnly: "You have to hide it first. For example, tell him that you eat soup dumplings and cold noodles in the morning, or you can also eat sandwiches! This way he won't worry, right? ? When morning comes...then it's not you who has the final say on what to do?"
"Hiss... you are right!" Theresa immediately looked at Elsebell in shock and said, "You are indeed my close friend! I will do this next time!"
Wilhelm: "?"
What the hell are you talking about?
You have to make me angry to death to feel at ease, right? Believe it or not, I still have canned herrings for you!
End of this chapter
After comforting Thearesia, Elsebell said: "Where is the eldest nephew? Is he going out to find the King's Chosen again?"
"That's right." Thearesia said helplessly, "Four of the five predicted King Chosen candidates have now appeared. As a result, the King Chosen has never been able to officially start, and Reinhardt is also in a hurry."
A country cannot live without a king for a day. It has been a long time since Lugnica lost its king. If he does not establish a king, he may not be able to have GG.
"Haha, that's really tragic." Elsebell laughed, trying to be unscrupulous.
Who is the fifth King Chosen? Of course she knows! It's Felt who stole Emilia's badge in the first place! However, with the participation of Elsie Bell, Lai Aotian did not see the scene where Felt touched the badge at all, which also led to Lai Aotian not knowing that Felt was the fifth King's Chosen.
"Speaking of the King's Chosen One, I remember that the second young lady of your family is one of the King's Chosen Ones, right?" Wilhelm looked at Elsebell and said, "But Lady Emilia is also one of the King's Chosen Ones... you guys Are you ready to join forces in advance?"
"No, no, in my opinion, neither my Anna nor the Parker family's Emilia is suitable to be a king." Elsebell waved her hand.
"Huh!?" Emilia widened her eyes and asked in disbelief: "Why?"
She was not surprised that Elsebell thought she was not suitable to be the king, but she was surprised that Elsebel didn't even support her own sister?
"Because your character is not suitable for being the King's Chosen One." Elsebell shook her head. She led everyone to sit on the sofa in the living room, then leaned on the back of the sofa and said, "I told that girl of mine before. I have talked about this topic before, but now that we are talking about this topic, I will tell you about it by the way."
"Okay, I just want to hear Ai-chan's thoughts." Emilia obediently sat next to Elsebell, while Beatrice occupied the other side of Elsebel.
"First of all, as of right now, there are four King's Chosen people."
"Pricia, Emilia, Crusch and Anastasia."
"The characteristics of these four people are also very obvious, but in my opinion, apart from Priscilla, the only one who can be the emperor is Curio."
"I know Anastasia, this girl, is only interested in making money, so she is not suitable to be the emperor. Dealing with political affairs will waste her time, so instead of letting her be the emperor, it is better to let her be the minister of finance and focus on making money."
"As for Emilia, the reason why she is not suitable to be emperor is because she is too kind. So kind that I doubt that even if another country attacks Lugnika, Emilia may not fight back, but choose to fight with Negotiate with the other party - it is not impossible to become the emperor with such a personality! In comparison, the foreign minister may be more suitable for your position."
"As for Curio, in fact, she can be both an emperor and a general. Her bravery and reputation in the army give her enough confidence to sit in that position. Plus, she is the only one who thinks of it. I really like the fact that the King’s Chosen One is freed from the protection of the dragon.”
"As for Priscilla, she only ruled for a month and made all the people in the territory love her. This is also a very good talent. It proves that she does have the ability to lead the people and the ability to act. But if If I had to choose one to support between her and Curxiu, I would definitely choose Curxiu.”
"You have to ask why, because I hate this kind of arrogant and high-minded people very much, ha! If she dares to show off in front of me, I will sneak into her bedroom that night, slap her butt until it becomes swollen, and make her She couldn’t sit down for three days!”
"Ahem, close friend, it's too violent." Theresia coughed twice and said: "Your analysis can only be applied to the situation where there are only four people now. If the fifth person is more suitable to be the king, then this analysis Wouldn’t it be meaningless?”
"Then if the fifth one is not suitable to be the king, wouldn't it be useful?" Elsebell waved her hand. She was from a very well-connected family. The fifth candidate for the king was Felt from the slums, and Felt …
Is she really not fit to be a king?
"Hey, but until now, there has been no trace of the fifth King's Chosen One." Thearesia sighed and said; "Because of the example of your second lady, it proves that the King's Chosen One may not necessarily be Ruger. People from Nika, this suddenly increases the scope of the search, which is really a headache.”
"Hahaha, maybe you will find it in the next second? People, you must have confidence and dreams!" Elsebell laughed unscrupulously, "Just like playing games, you must have a single-minded heart. !”
"Ten consecutive draws are guaranteed, and a single draw is a miracle!" Thearesia, who had been corrupted for a long time, clenched her fists and said, "My life was given to me by a single draw!"
"But why can this badge confirm the identity of the King's Chosen One?" At this time, Emilia took out her badge, pointed to the sparkling red jade on it and said, "Of course I know that if the jade shines, it is the King's Chosen One." Yes, but...why? What's the reason?"
"It should be related to the divine dragon, right?" Elsebell looked at the badge in Emilia's hand and pondered: "In other words, this badge is actually related to the divine dragon, and after a qualified person touches the badge , Shenlong will sense it and then control the badge to shine?"
Isabel also made a casual guess. After all, this kind of item setting that "only qualified people can change it" will be found in every work.
"I see." Emilia looked at the badge in her hand and said thoughtfully, "Doesn't that mean that whoever Shenron thinks can be the King's Chosen One can be the King's Chosen One?"
"That's the truth." Elsebell stretched out her hand towards the badge, and Emilia looked at Elsebel's movements without stopping her, and just let Elsebell take the badge, " After all, Lugnica claims to be a pro-dragon kingdom, so it’s not the dragon that has the final say on who becomes the king?”
Elsebell raised the badge, then looked at the carvings on it, and said, "Don't tell me, the carvings on this thing are pretty good-looking, but I'm just a little slow to react, so I took them off your hands." It’s been eight seconds and the jade is still shining.”
"Uh huh huh???"
Emilia, Wilhelm and Thearesia immediately looked at Elsebell with question marks on their faces.
"What?" Elsebell put down the badge in her hand.
"Give it to me." Theresia took the badge, then pointed to the jade on it and said, "Look, it's turned off!"
She handed it to Emilia again, then pointed to the jade on it and said, "Look, it's bright again!"
She took the badge back and continued: "Look, it's turned off again."
Finally, she put the badge back into Elsebell's hand and said: "My dear friend, please be more careful, it is shining again."
"Hey, there's something wrong with this." Elsebell looked at the stone in her hand and suddenly fell into deep thought - No, why did this thing light up in her hand? What about Felt? Even if Felt is not suitable to be a king, can't he just take away the rules? Besides, Brother Shenlong, are you okay with your brain? I'm from another world. What do you want to do by giving me a qualification?
Is it possible that, starting from today, the core values of socialism will originate from Lugnika and begin to spread? Then raise the red flag and start the industrial revolution?
Elsebell raised her head with a dull look on her face, and began to think about fantasy farming stories - roughly speaking, she traveled to a fantasy world and became the useless son of a nobleman who was sent to the frontier, and then began to work in various fields in her own territory. develop, then recruit dwarves, elves, and even dragons, then invent entertainment such as playing cards and movies, and then sell silk, tea, glass, mirrors, liquor, and handicrafts, etc...
Anyway, she has figured out a whole plot in her head. The protagonist is her, and the place where the plot unfolds is Lugnika.
But she quickly reacted and shook her head vigorously.
No, no, my future is in the stars and the sea, how can I stay in Lugnica and become the emperor?
"This stone must be broken." Elsebell put the badge on the table with a confident look and said, "Maybe Shenlong is a lolicon and saw that I was too cute, so he couldn't help making the stone shine. ”
"Is there any direct relationship between Lolicon Plus's inability to control and the shiny stone? Don't confuse the badge with other things!" Wilhelm couldn't help complaining, "And Priscilla is not Is she a loli?"
"That's a beautiful girl, and that dragon is just a good girl." Elsebell touched her chin and said, "Think about it carefully, Priscilla is a mature big sister, and Emilia is perfect in appearance. As a beautiful girl, Anastasia is a legal lolita, and Crusch is a heroic female warrior, there are all kinds of types—well, I’m cute too!”
"No, no, no, if that's the case, then why didn't I react when I touched the badge?" Thearesia took the badge dissatisfied, then pointed at the red gem on it angrily, and said, "Don't you think I'm cute?"
She said this while looking at Wilhelm.
"Cute, it must be cute." Wilhelm replied quickly, as if he didn't think about it at all.
"After all, you are also a grandmother-level character, right?" Elsebell complained without hesitation, "And you are married! If the dragon is interested in married characters, it will definitely be interested in ntr. Beaten to death by pure love warriors."
By the way, the No.1 pure love warrior is Kono Ai-chan!
"What do you mean by a grandma-level character!? Do you mean I'm very old?" Thearesia's eyes were so angry that she punched her face. She walked in front of Elsebell and pointed at her cute little girl. face, said: "How old am I!"
‘You and Wilhelm have both been turned into vampires by me, so you must not age. ’ Elsebell twitched the corners of her lips, then looked away expressionlessly, and said, “Don’t come near me, you smell like an old man.”
"???"
What the hell are you talking about?
At this moment, Theresia felt that the honey boat between herself and Elsebell had capsized, and not only did it capsize, but it also seemed to be drilling toward the bottom of the sea like a drill - it stopped floating!
End of this chapter
"I'll fight with you!" Theresia angrily threw herself at Ai Sibel and shouted, "In the next second, Ai-chan's soft body will be my toy! Touch her whole body with Sword Master style!"
"Snapped--"
Wilhelm slapped himself in the face.
#My wife has become very strange because she has been with her best friend for a long time. What should I do? It’s urgent. Waiting online#
"Don't even think about it!" Elsebell also had a head full of black lines. To be honest, I think you are a human wife, Wilhelm's wife. In line with the principle that a friend's wife should not be bullied, I have never had any feelings for you. Any crooked thoughts, but...
Oh, the relationship is not about me coveting your body, but you coveting my body! ?
Shit! Stinky woman!
Elsebell spotted Thearesia's figure as she flew towards her, then accurately held Thearesia's wrist with one hand, and supported Thearesia's waist with the other hand.
"Throw away Theresia!"
Elsebell threw Theresia sideways towards Wilhelm, and Wilhelm quickly held Theresia in his arms like a princess.
"Wow, wow, wow, hubby, let me go!" Thearesia was lying in Wilhelm's arms, kicking her long legs helplessly and angrily, and said, "I want to fight her! She actually said that my old man is smelly, Where do I stink! I smell so good?"
"Yes, you smell good, you smell good, you really smell good." Wilhelm said helplessly, "Stop making trouble, it's time for us to make a decision."
"What to decide?" Theresia blinked.
"The knight of Curio is Felix Argyle, also known as the Blue Knight."
"Anastasia's knight is Yurius, who is called the best knight."
"Lord Emilia's knight is Lord Roswaal."
"Lady Pricia's knight is Al."
"Then, the fifth King's Chosen One is also our best friend, the knight of Isabel..."
Having said this, before Wilhelm could say anything, Theresia jumped out of his arms, then put her hands on her hips and said excitedly: "Hmph, she can support my honey friend." The knight, of course our Reinhardt! Besides, Reinhard is Miyou’s nephew, if he doesn’t support Miyou, who will support her?”
"Hey, what are you talking about?" Elsebell knocked on the coffee table angrily and said, "I have no idea of participating in the King's Selection!"
"That's not possible, Miyou!" Thearesia shook her head and said: "The King's Chosen must have five people in attendance before it can begin? Miyou doesn't want to look at Lugnika because they can't get together. There are five King Chosen Ones but they haven’t been able to start the King Choosing Ceremony, right?”
"Then I'm just making up the numbers." Elsebell snorted and said, "I don't want to be a king. It will be troublesome to hear that!"
"Hey, honey, you have to know that the emperor can have a harem?" Thearesia said to Elsebell with a mysterious face, "Don't you want to collect a lot of cute people like Emilia?" The child, and then every day...hehehehe!"
No, your hee hee hee is similar to Fei Yuqing's hee hee hee? Who made you transform from a beautiful and gentle sword master like a flower to what you are now?
"I don't want it!" Elsebell snorted and said, "I have Elsa for big sister-type beauties, Beatrice for loli-type beauties, and Ram and Rem for girl-type beauties! I also have little Anna and Emilia! I have collected the most beautiful girls in the world, and I don’t care about other vulgar fans!"
Besides, I don’t even have a flesh-colored spearman who can rotate and attack, so why do I need so many girls? Besides, do you know the story of an iron pestle ground into a needle? Even an iron pestle can be ground into a needle, let alone meat products?
Can't stand it, can't stand it.
After Elsabel said these words, Elsa behind her had a happy face with her hands clasped in front of her chest. If a special light effect was added to her, she would probably become a Buddha instantly.
Emilia, on the other hand, covered her face with shame. Parker, who was so angry that she felt her little cotton-padded jacket was taken away, came in front of Elsebell and launched a series of attacks with cute little fists.
"No matter what, no matter what!" Theresa looked at the ceiling with an indifferent expression and said, "Anyway... no matter what you say, my friend, my family will definitely support you!"
"Even if I support someone else?" Elsebell looked at Theresia and said, "I'm not very interested in being the emperor because I don't want to stay in the same place for too long."
What? You said I didn’t stay at home every day? Please, you only see me staying at home, but you don’t know that I have actually been traveling around France, Los Santos, Hyrule, Erangel, Miramar, Sano, Arad, Valoran and other places for a long time long time!
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