Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

"The princess is so cute." by Elsa.

"Good guy, let me change into a golden princess."

After changing the name, then start the five-player matching mode and hit the road!

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What Ai Sibei didn't know was that they happened to be matched with an anchor on a live broadcast website who was going to take friends to play in matching mode. When they saw the IDs of the five Ai Sibei, the anchor and his friends thought that What a disgusting winning team.

So the anchor started to brag.

"Cricket wins and leads the team, I'll beat you to the punch!"

"I'm not bragging, I'm the king at the top of the canyon with 700 points. Wouldn't it be a random killing if we were matched?"

"The princess opposite me is an immortal super ghost. I'll eat the monitor on the spot!"

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15 minutes later.

"Zizzizi——"

Elsebell picked up the Coke and took a sip, then said a little boredly: "The opposite side has some food. From the beginning to now, my Q hit rate is 100%."

The hero Elsebell plays is Dark Aid Syndra. Her Q skill is to generate a dark orb at the target place, which is considered a small AOE skill - because the generation of the orb is not instantaneous, this skill can be Escaped by moving.

But... okay, but the positioning of the Zed opposite was really bad. He didn't even dodge the Q thrown by Elsebell once! It was only 15 minutes into the game and the record was already 0-4.

"It's really weak." Ram calmly controlled his Ezreal and hit the opponent with W. Then E jumped in the face, and then AQA hit the enemy. Nami, controlled by Rem, accurately hit the opponent's ADC with Q. Let Ram's ultimate move hit directly and be taken away instantly, "Ram didn't even take it seriously, and the opponent was killed."

"It's not difficult at all." Beatrice played Ryze on the top lane, a set of skillful combos interspersed with the flat A, causing the opponent's Spear of Revenge to die instantly in the top lane.

"I'll raise pigs in your wild area." Elsa controlled the mantis, found the other's poodle that was beating the stone man, and took the other side away easily.

"So boring——" x5

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Although it is quite boring to abuse food, it is even more boring when there is nothing to do, so the five-person group continued their game honestly.

After playing a few matches to get familiar with the content of the game, the five of them started playing in five queues - there is no distinction between single, double and group queues in League of Legends in this world. As long as the rank is appropriate, up to five people can queue together.

Next, there was the "suspected script combination to increase points" incident that shocked the server. Every player who lined up opposite Elsie Bell, whether they were ordinary players, unique players, or professional players, were all defeated! Even if they met the fifth row of a professional team, the game did not last more than 25 minutes.

After almost every game, the players ranked on the other side would all click on the election report, but until the "Script Five" reached the top of the server, these accounts were not banned.

That...isn't a script? Damn it, so powerful?

The club began waving banknotes in the hope that these five people would join. However, before the club members could contact the owners of these five accounts, everyone discovered that these five accounts had never logged into the game again.

"Ah, I feel like I've lost the challenge." Elsebell lay on her side on the sofa, her head resting on Elsa's thigh, and her feet resting on Rem's thigh, muttering: "It's so boring."

"Who asked you to move the timeline so early? The birth of the plot character will be at least a year later." Beatrice said helplessly, sitting on the single sofa, "And if you are really bored, you might as well just play Forget about career.”

"No, no, that's not possible." Elsebell waved her hands and said angrily, "I'm not interested in these."

"Not interested? Who bothers to browse the forums all day long before going to bed, and then specifically reads the posts discussing us?" Beatrice said speechlessly, "And sometimes when they find that there are no new posts, they even open a small account by themselves. Go fishing, these accounts must be scripted, or else stand on your head and eat 10 pounds of shit while using the fifth-speed electric fan?"

"Hahahaha, it's just a little personal interest~" Elsie Bell laughed, she twisted her body and said: "The main reason is that playing professionally is very troublesome, and we are still a women's team, so it will definitely be more troublesome."

"That's true." Beatrice raised her eyes and said, "So? Are you going to be so boring all the time?"

"Well, wait a few more years." Elsebell thought for a while and said, "After the plot characters are born, it shouldn't be so boring."

"But the question is, what are you going to do before the characters in the plot are born?" Beatrice closed the book and said, "Are you just going to stay here all day and get moldy? Then you might as well go work professionally, at least find something to do. .”

"That's... okay?"

Beatrice: "?"

I'm just saying it casually, don't take it seriously! If I really want to be a professional and play games all day long, how can I have time to read these 103,000 magic books! ?

However, if Ai Sibei was not willful, she would not be Ai Sibei.

She turned into an adult, then spent a lot of money to buy a bottom club that was waiting to die in the league, then replaced the starting position with a five-man team, and then started her professional journey.

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In the blink of an eye, three years have passed. After winning three consecutive championships, the CoolGril team led by Elsie Bell retired heroically and returned to London, England.

"I thought you were too happy to think about it." Laura looked at Ai Sibei who was lying on the sofa with a speechless expression, and said, "You are really too busy to play professional games. , and it will take three years to fight again.”

"Hahaha, isn't this because it's too boring?" Elsebell chuckled, sipping the juice happily, and said, "By the way, I heard that a saint was born in the Far East recently?"

"Yes, a female saint named Kanzaki Kaori is over one year old now." Laura looked at Elsebell, she squinted her eyes and asked: "You specifically retired at this time, is it possible? Are you ready to attack her?"

"That's what I have in mind." Eisabel nodded reservedly and said, "You also know that the three magic societies under my control still lack the true cutting-edge combat effectiveness."

"Your cutting-edge leap is really a bit big." Laura said angrily: "That's less than twenty saints in the world."

"Come on, if the saint is really the best in the world, then what does it have to do with you?" Elsebell said angrily: "I haven't seen that the top twenty in the world's total combat power rankings are all saints. "

"Hehe." Laura smiled and did not continue to say anything, but changed the subject, "So you are retiring on the spot and then decide to come back to take care of the children?"

"Bringing the child..." Elsebell tugged at the corner of her mouth. She rubbed her head with a headache and said, "I'm just torn right now, whether to bring her here directly or wait until she grows up for a few years."

"What are you thinking about? Of course it would be easiest to just bring them here." Laura looked at Elsie Bell strangely and said, "The minds of saints grow much faster than ordinary people. If you wait another two years, , maybe the other party’s mind has matured and it’s hard to fool him!”

Good guy, you are cheating when you talk, you are really an old scumbag!

Elsebell glanced at Laura with a reproachful look and said, "How come you have such a bad conscience! You actually have the heart to deceive such a young child!"

"Then what are you going to do?"

"I'm going to Japan for a few years." Elsie Bell said with a smile, "I didn't trick her into coming here, but decided to be her childhood sweetheart and grow up together."

"You are worse than me." Laura tugged at the corner of her mouth. You black-hearted scumbag loli, stop struggling and quibbling. "After all, I just lied to you. Are you prepared to lie to me physically and mentally?"

"Ah, can this be called cheating?" Elsie Bell said plausibly: "Can it be called cheating when it comes to childhood sweethearts? It is called feelings accumulated over time. Do you understand feelings?"

"Okay, whatever you say makes sense." Laura rolled her eyes and said, "I just want to remind you that there is a very troublesome magician over there in Neon, so you have to be careful."

"Don't worry about this." Elsebell chuckled. She rubbed her little hands and said with a smile: "If he comes to trouble me, that's fine~"

Then I'll beat up Aleister so that he has to turn into a yannya hehehehe~~

End of this chapter

Neon.

"Yoshi, I'm back in this familiar city." Elsebell put her hands on her hips and said with a deep look on her face: "Then, let's go to Roppongi for a drink first..."

"Miss Third, are you serious?" Elsa squatted in front of Elsebell and said angrily: "You like those women, don't you? Look at me killing them all."

"Stop, stop, stop! I just said it casually, I don't drink." Elsebell quickly grabbed Elsa and said angrily: "Let's go, Vivian and the others are waiting. What about us."

The information on Neon is handled by Daystar's guidance team, which is the four-person magic association composed of Vivian, Ryoko Chishima, Adeline, and Mei. They are also the first to seek refuge with Elsebell. squad.

When Elsebell walked out of the airport with three maids and a lolita, she saw May waving to them on the side of the road. Originally, in the magic association, May was responsible for logistics and drivers, so It was quite normal for her to pick him up at the airport.

"Princess!" Mei waved her hand towards Elsabel with a smile on her face and said, "This way, this way~~"

"You do as the Romans do." Elsie Bell came over and joked: "You actually said 'expand the network' instead of 'OverHere'."

He is obviously a Westerner, but he speaks fluent Japanese.

"Ahaha, aren't you used to this?" Mei scratched her head and said, "After all, I have been here for more than a year."

"No, no, no. Normally, you wouldn't be able to get used to it after more than a year." Elsebell complained, "I have seen many people fail to learn the country even after staying in another country for four or five years. language."

"It should be because the employment pressure is different." Mei Yi said casually: "After all, our mission is to collect information on Neon. If we don't even understand Neon, how can we collect information?"

"That's right." Elsie Bell nodded. Are those foreign adults who have stayed in China for several years and still don't understand Chinese, really unable to learn Chinese, or are they deliberately not learning it? After all, even if they don’t speak Chinese, there will be countless kind people who will help them...

"Thanks to the neon person Liangzi in our group, otherwise when we first came here, we would have been blinded." Mei drove the car skillfully and said with a smile, "Even when we first came here, At that time, I always stayed at Liangzi’s house.”

"Wait a minute..." Listening to Mei's miserable words, Elsebell couldn't help but interrupt her, and then said with a black face: "No, I heard what you said, why did I Like a black-hearted boss who throws his unfamiliar subordinates into an unfamiliar area without providing support? I remember that you are a group with generous remuneration, okay?"

"Ahem, well..." May scratched her face in embarrassment and said, "On the night they got the reward, Vivian and Adeline went to gamble."

"The results of it?"

"Lost everything."

"No, wait a minute, how many hundreds of millions?" Elsie Bell was dumbfounded. It felt like she heard that after Master Wang inherited Little Target, Little Target's family went bankrupt the next day.

This is not in the river.

"There is no way! The final team that Adeline and Vivian are betting on is the favorite, so the odds are very low. In order to make more money, Adeline and Vivian paid all their salaries." May was speechless. He concluded: "Who knew that the game would be an upset, causing both of them to lose everything."

"So..." Elsebell thought for a few seconds and said, "You can't bet on dogs."

"Although the angle is surprising, you are right." Mei nodded vigorously.

"However, even if Adeline and Vivian lose as panties, don't you and Ryoko still have money?"

"Blood brothers have settled accounts. We can take bullets for each other in battle, but in daily life, if anyone dares to touch my bankbook, I will break her legs." Mei said domineeringly, "Besides, if Vivian and Adeline lost everything gambling, and then Liangzi and I lent them money, so next time they have our back, they will continue to lose everything."

"It makes sense." Elsebell nodded and said, "So you guys are crowded into Liangzi's apartment? Why don't you and Liangzi live in a mansion, while Vivian and Adeline live in an old apartment?"

"If only Liangzi and I are too luxurious, it will cause an imbalance in the hearts of Vivian and Adeline." Mei sighed and said: "So sometimes, sharing hardships can make the team more harmonious. "

"Then it's too miserable for you." Elsebell sighed and said, "You are obviously very rich, but you still have to..."

"No, no, no." Mei shook her head and said, "Normally Vivian and Adeline still need to do odd jobs to make ends meet, but Liangzi and I can just go shopping."

"Didn't you say before that an unequal life would cause inner imbalance? Why has it become a matter of buying and selling now?"

"That's different. When we go shopping, we will deliberately avoid the place where Vivian and Adeline work. They can't see it, so naturally it won't be unbalanced." May replied.

Okay, you really are leading evildoers.

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Elsebell is also a villain.

Instead of living with the quartet, she purchased a separate house that happened to be next door to the Kanzaki family.

"Ding dong——"

Elsebell held a small box of high-end snacks in her hand and rang the doorbell of Kanzaki's house.

The one who came out to open the door was Kanzaki Kaori's grandma, a middle-aged and elderly woman who looked relatively healthy. She opened the door with a smile on her face, looked at Elsie Bell outside the door, and said with a smile: "Little sister, What's going on?"

Judging from this attitude, they are quite friendly, at least not like the mother-in-laws in the TV series, who make people want to beat them to death.

"Hello!" Elsebell bowed slightly towards the other party, then raised the gift in her hand and said, "I am Fuyumi Ai who just moved next door..."

There is a rule in Neon that after moving, you should give some small gifts to your neighbors to tell others that you have moved here, so that everyone can get along well in the future!

"Ouch, ouch!" Looking at the well-behaved and cute Elsie Bell, the mother-in-law who had just given birth to a granddaughter suddenly felt that her heart was about to melt. She quickly opened the door and said in a gentle voice: "Little sister, come in quickly. Right~Did your father ask you to come here?"

"Okay!" Elsebell walked in obediently and replied, "No, it was me who asked me to come here."

Excuse me, British Laura, please take the blame.

"Yeah~" When she heard that Elsie Bell called "mama" instead of "Ogasan", her mother-in-law immediately smiled and rolled her eyes. She began to look forward to whether her granddaughter would also grow up. So cute.

"Yeah!" Elsebell nodded, showing an innocent smile.

After following her mother-in-law into the house, Elsebell pretended to be a super well-behaved child and dealt with her mother-in-law's chat. During the chat, Elsebell weaved a very "tragic" life experience.

"I haven't seen Xiao Ai for a long time. She has been working and only calls back occasionally."

"Daddy? Well, daddy works far, far away. If Xiao Ai behaves well, Daddy will give gifts to Xiao Ai on her birthday."

"Xiao Ai came here with sister Elsa! Well, she is the maid at home. If you need anything, just ask her!"

Listening to Elsebell's narration, her mother-in-law had already imagined a life story of a poor little angel in which her father died and her mother devoted herself to work to forget the pain and neglected her daughter - oh yes, the background should be added. She is so rich that she can afford a maid.

The originally lovable life experience is enough to make people feel distressed. Add to that Elsie Bell's well-behaved appearance that makes people feel distressed, and her appearance that is so cute that it makes Ah Wei die... all of which are bonus points to increase her favorability. item.

So, in just half an hour, Elsie Bell successfully defeated her mother-in-law! Her mother-in-law even said to Elsebell: "You should treat this place as your own home, and you can come and play whenever you have nothing to do!"