Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

"Okay -" Elsebell clapped her hands and said, "Just tell your brother what happened, and we will talk about other things tomorrow morning, okay?"

"Okay." Front Wind nodded without hesitation - just like she said, as long as she can save her brother, it doesn't matter if she becomes a slave!

Elsebell did it, so her life belonged to Elsebel from this moment on.

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Inside the dormitory.

"Ah, I'm so exhausted -" Elsebell threw herself on the bed, and then like a caterpillar, she weakly climbed onto Elsa's thigh and said, "I can't get up unless Elsa kisses me. .”

"Miss Third, what's wrong?" Elsa looked at the coquettish Elsebell with a smile and asked.

"I did something amazing today! Hum, I successfully moved the timeline with my own abilities!" Elsebell turned around with a smile and said, "No wonder we don't require level 9 reincarnators. It’s a mandatory mission.”

"Doesn't that mean that the third lady has completely absorbed the power of level 8 and is moving towards level 9?"

"No, to be precise, I'm already at half-step level 9." Elsebell hummed and rubbed Erza's thigh, saying, "If it were at this time, I would execute Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba again. If this is the mission, I can even go back to the time when Wuhan first turned into a ghost and directly press him to death on the hospital bed."

Wuxian: Did I provoke you? How long have I been dead and you still want to drag me out and whip my corpse?

Be a human being!

Oh, are you a vampire? That's okay.

End of this chapter

The next day, morning.

"Princess, please be kind to me." Qianfeng Zhifeng sat in front of Elsibelle with a serious face, and then said with a heavy face: "The matter is very important - very important to me."

"Uh..." Elsebell touched her head and said, "Is it something very important to you? Is it a household registration issue?"

"Well, household registration is indeed a problem..." Qianfeng Zhifeng did not expect that the first question raised by Elsebell was so realistic that she almost forgot what she was going to say, "But , that’s not the problem!”

"It's not a household registration... it's a matter of studying?" Elsebell thought for a while and said, "Indeed, your brother should continue to study, or should he be placed in Academy City?"

"Ah, thank you..." Qianfeng Zhifeng nodded subconsciously, but she soon realized something was wrong, "No, that's not the problem!"

"Is that...ah, the issue of living expenses?" Elsebell hammered her palm and said, "You can rest assured that the salary we will give you in the British Puritan Church will not be lower than that in the Roman Orthodox Church. So you don’t have to worry about not having enough income to afford your brother-kun’s daily life.”

"Ah, thank you very much..." Qianfeng Zhifeng nodded again subconsciously to express her gratitude, but then she showed a collapsed expression, "Princess, please stop guessing! It's not the case, it's more serious. What a problem!!”

"Ah... what's the problem?" Elsebell tilted her head and said as she looked at the front of the wind that had already begun to transform into a comic star less than half a day after her brother was resurrected.

"You know, right? The technique I used before."

"The Heavenly Punishment Technique."

"Yes, in order to maximize the effect of the Heavenly Punishment Technique..." Qianfeng Zhifeng pointed at his face and said, "You know."

"Ah -" Elsebell nodded her head - not just to make the enemy hostile at the first impression of her, so the wind in front deliberately pierced her face and put on heavy makeup. Wait, "What then?"

"Last night... I managed to get over it with dim lights and facial masks..." Qianfeng Zhifeng covered his face with his hands and said, "It's daytime now, and I can't always wear a mask... This But what should I do?”

"What do you mean?"

"Face, my face -" Qianfeng Zhifeng pointed at his face and said in a broken voice, "How can I see my brother now!"

"Pfft, it feels so good to have the hole punched. I'm going to see my brother's crematorium." Elsie Bell looked at this scene and couldn't help but feel happy, "I finally understand what you are worried about."

When my younger brother died, in order to take revenge on the scientific side and to maximize the effect of the Heavenly Punishment Technique, it was natural that people resisted him. But now that his younger brother is resurrected, Qianfeng Feng suddenly realizes that with his face full of piercings, he doesn't seem to be a good role model for a "sister" - what if his younger brother also imitates her and wears a lot of piercings on his face? Do it? ?

Da baa, da baa da baa, da baa yo——

"Now is not the time to laugh!" Qianfeng Zhifeng held his head in his hands and said, "I don't know if I can use foundation and concealer to cover it up... I'm going to die..."

"Ahem, actually... you really don't need to be anxious." Ai Sibei coughed dryly and said, "Have you forgotten? Sister Ai Yi is a beautiful girl who can do anything."

"..."

If it had been before, the wind ahead would have pointed fingers at Elsebell's declaration just now, but who made her ask for help now? This man was under the eaves and had to bow his head.

"How about I give you a sip of milk?" Elsebell blinked and said, "It works immediately, and it can even restore your shaved eyebrows."

"...Come!" The wind from the front put his face in front of Elsibelle.

"Okay!" Elsebell nodded vigorously. She stretched out her right hand and placed it in front of the wind in front of her, and sang in a low voice: "The pain will fly away!"

It's hard, the fist of the wind ahead is hard.

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"..."

Mugino Shenli sat in the canteen with a subway old man's face, and then looked at Qianfeng not far away who was picking up food for his brother with a silly smile on his face.

"Frenda -" she started, "Maybe there is something wrong with my memory. Is that stupid-looking person over there really the person you dragged out of the bathroom?"

"Indeed." Flanda looked uncomfortable - she still remembered the tone and expression when the other party woke up after her and Kinuhata's favorite thing was to wash away the wind in front of them. They really deserved a beating!

The results of it? Others are three times stronger if they are blackened, and seven times weaker if they are whitened! In your case, it turned out to be the second flash of blackening, whitewashing Aqua?

"Speaking of which, who is the little brother next to her?" Flanda said curiously, "Brother?"

"In terms of age, he should be the younger brother -" Takitsubo thought for a while and said, "Of course, it is not ruled out that people on the magic side have special ways to maintain their beauty, so she is older than she looks - look at it this way If so, it might be her son."

"Son..." Flanda twitched the corners of her lips, and then complained: "To be honest, it's hard for me to imagine who would be so cruel to that face..."

"But you have to admit -" Takitsubo calmly took a bite of Chongqing noodles, then picked up the milk next to him and took a deep breath, and then said: "After taking off the makeup and taking off the metal ring, , he still looks pretty good.”

"..."

Flanda and Kinuhata looked at each other the most, and both of them sighed in unison: they couldn't refute that, after taking off their makeup and rings, the appearance of Qianfeng Zhifeng was really impressive.

At this moment, several people saw Elsebell walking into the restaurant.

Mugino Shenli was the first to raise his hand and said to Ai Sibei, "Sister Ai Yi, here."

"If you have something to do today, you can eat first." Elsie Bell waved her hand towards Mugino, and then sat down next to Zhifeng in front of her.

"??" Mugino Shenli's expression changed at that moment. It was as if she was waiting for her master to come home and hurriedly pounced on him, only to find that his master had the smell of other dogs.

"Mugino, calm down, calm down!" Flanda quickly comforted the twisted Mugino Shenli, and said: "Sister Aiyi must have something to do with her! Otherwise, she will definitely come over. You have to believe in Sister Aiyi's love for you. ah!!"

"I totally agree! What Frenda said is absolutely right!" Junqi nodded vigorously and said, "Sister Aiyi is definitely not in love with someone else!!"

"...I know!" Mugino Shenli cursed and sat down, then glared at the wind in front of him like a defeated dog.

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Elsebell looked at the siblings on the table and said, "Have you finished eating? After you finish eating, take Visser to report to school."

"Finished!" Before Zhifeng could answer, Xiao Zhengtai excitedly raised his right hand and said loudly: "Sister Ai Yi, let's set off now!"

The younger brother of the Wind in Front, whose full name is Weasel Cavendish, is eight years old this year. In his understanding, he is not a fantasy thing about being "traveled back to the past and resurrected by people from the future"; Experienced a popular "medical experiment" in which "modern medicine cannot treat her, so she was frozen".

"Of course!" Elsebell smiled. She glanced at the front of the wind next to her that had completely changed from a twisted avenger to a silly sister - well, it's time to give her a name. Call her Gou Sheng...ah, Alicia is fine.

"Let's go, Wiesel." Alicia took Ou Doudou's hand with a smile on her face and followed Elsebell out of the restaurant, leaving behind not only her expression, but also the aura emanating from her body. Mugino Shenli, who always smells like a loser.

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The two of them took Wiesel to report to the school first. Seeing the little Shota follow the teacher into the classroom, Elsebell joked: "When he gets out of school, you have to accompany him to buy the things the teacher told him. ”

Including but not limited to a series of packages including school bags, textbooks, stationery, school uniforms, etc. These are generally things that parents need to consider, but now they all fall on Tanya, who is the older sister.

"I'm very happy with this kind of hard work." Alicia said with emotion, "However, you accompanied me to send Wiesel to school. I'm afraid you didn't come to experience what it's like to be a parent, right?"

"Of course, I have something to tell you." Elsebell pulled out a tablet from the void and said: "The Roman Orthodox Church has officially listed Academy City as a hostile camp internally, and there are already a small number of Roman Orthodox believers The protest against Academy City has begun.”

"Oh, this city is not clean to begin with."

"You don't have the time to think about this now -" Elsebell rolled her eyes and said: "You have a lot of things going on - first of all, you quit the Right Seat of God, and you will definitely be hunted down by the Roman Orthodox Church! "

"I'm not afraid."

"You are not afraid of a hammer! Let's not talk about the people who can beat you up. Now your strength is probably not even as good as some ordinary magicians." Elsebell stretched out her hand to rub Alicia's face angrily. Said: "The way you are now, you cannot exert the power of the Heavenly Punishment Technique - or are you planning to drill holes again?"

"Even if I don't have the Heavenly Punishment Technique, I still have other techniques." Alicia snorted coldly and said, "Don't underestimate the magic background of God's Right Seat!"

"Can you pull me down? You are bragging in front of me?" Elsebell mocked with disdain: "Where is the magic background of the Right Seat of the Returning God? Tell me, besides the Heavenly Punishment Technique, what else can you do now?"

"Can you still..." Tanya put her hands in the pockets of her windbreaker, lightly kicked the ground with her toes, and then pouted and said, "Can you take care of children?"

End of this chapter

Can you take care of children?

Elsebelle immediately cast a look of disgust at Alicia, without even a look in her eyes.

"What can I do?" Alicia pursed her lips and said, "Because of my younger brother, I didn't go to school, so I directly joined the church and started studying. Later, I also studied a set of techniques..."

Who knew that his brother could really be resurrected?

"So you are considered half a useless person now." Elsebell touched her chin and said: "Even if I ask you to practice other techniques again, it will be troublesome. It won't be possible in a short while. Climatic…”

"This is indeed a problem." Alicia sighed and said: "However, you can't just not do it just because of the trouble, right? If you don't start because you are afraid of trouble, you will never be able to finish it in this life."

It's like Xian Zhe downloaded a large 1.75T collection with hundreds of pictures of Welfare Girls, but it was too troublesome to sort it out, so he never sorted it out. If this continues, his hard drive will always be messed up.

"I admire you for having such an idea." Elsebell gave her thumbs up with a smile on her face and said, "But what you said is indeed right. If you don't work hard because of difficulties, Then you will always stay in front of the starting line - but here comes the problem, even if you want to choose a starting line to start running, then you have to choose a track first, right?"

"Indeed." Alicia rubbed her head with a headache and said, "So my biggest headache now is, what should I switch to?"

"Judging from your previous spells, you probably followed the path of the legal system -" Elsebell rubbed her head with a headache and said: "If you took the path of the physical system, even now The magic technique is useless, and you have the foundation to quickly rebuild it, but the magic system..."

"It's hard to find a technique that is suitable for me and can be practiced quickly..." Alicia sighed and said a little worriedly: "What if Wiesel is in danger? ?”

"Convenient, fast, and quick..." After hearing Alicia's words, Elsebell couldn't help showing a subtle expression, and said in a weird tone: "Don't tell me, I really seem to have something like this here. A warlock can be said to be simple, crude and powerful."

"Is there such a good thing?" Alicia was stunned. She looked at Elsebell curiously and asked, "What kind of magic is it?"

"Well, how should I put it... Hey, have you ever read novels? They are those fantasy and fantasy novels." Elsebell looked at Alicia and asked.

"I am God's Right Seat." Alicia lowered her head, looked at the ground under her feet, gently rubbed the patterns on the ground with her soles, and said, "How can I have the time to read a novel?"

"Indeed." Elsebell touched her chin and said, "The right-hand man of God is quite busy at work, so you should be... wrong! Damn it, you were still curled up on the sofa reading a novel last night. ?"

"That's not a novel." Alicia looked at Elsebell seriously and said, "I'm reading a magic book."

"But there is no magic book in our research institute."

"I brought it myself."

"Uh... are you sure?" Elsebell showed a disgusted expression, "Don't forget that I can go back in time and see with my own eyes what the book in your hand is."

"Okay, it's a novel." Alicia looked at Elsebell expressionlessly and said, "So? What do you want to do if you insist on exposing me?"

"You have to hide it yourself, right? You can just admit it directly." Elsebell asked angrily: "Okay, okay, don't worry about these unimportant things. I asked you to read it." There is no such thing in the novel, but I want to know if you have ever seen the kind of ability similar to the ability of a person favored by a god to pray to the gods and then be empowered by the gods?"

"Ah, there are, and there are quite a few -" Alicia raised her head and thought for a moment, then said: "Some pray to the gods and then release magical spells; some ask the gods to come over and use some of the gods' abilities; and You can use your merit to exchange spells with the gods."

"Phew, it's good that you understand." Elsebell breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile on her face.

"Wait a minute, you specifically told me this at this time... Do you want me to switch to this major?" Alicia looked at Elsebell with wide eyes and said, "You are not only a person on the mysterious side. , and she is an English Puritan princess, don’t you know that this kind of magic is simply impossible to achieve?”

In fact, if you use your brain a little, you will know that people in ancient times came up with the idea of ​​​​why people can't fly like birds, so humans invented airplanes - this is the practicality of people's "imagination"!

So in the same way, the authors imagined the above-mentioned magical techniques, and after people on the mystical side saw it, they would naturally try to see if this kind of magic could be realized - of course, the results of the attempt were revealed by Tanya It can be seen from his words that naturally there is no result.

"Don't be impatient! When did your sister Ai Yi lie to you?" Elsie Bell looked at Alicia angrily and said, "The reason why magic in this world cannot be implemented is because this world does not exist at all. There is the kind of god in the novel."

"What's the meaning?"

"Perhaps what I said will make you feel that your outlook on life is shattered -" Elsebell glanced at Alicia and said, "But the gods and angels of the myths and legends we believe in in the Cross are all based on this excuse. A kind of emotionless... law-operated machine created by combining people's fantasy beliefs with the laws of nature."

This is the same as borrowing a network disk membership. If you have a good relationship with others, you can ask them to borrow 115 membership to download short movies, but you can't open a TXT file on your computer and type: "115 good brother, Can you open a membership for me to use?"

Don't say that 115 can't see the message you sent. Even if it can, it will probably think you are a fool... Oh no, 115 is just a program, it has no feelings.

"Your statement..." Alicia covered her forehead - she was shocked speechless by this revelation. "Doesn't that mean this kind of spell is even more useless?"