Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

The demons remained silent.

"There's no applause? That's outrageous!" Elsebell cursed and turned around, then took Laura's hand and said, "Let's go back, Laura! We won't be angry with this! Isn't it the devil? I’ll stay here for the rest of my life!”

"Pah, pah, pah—"

Suddenly there was warm applause from behind, Elsebell smiled contentedly, and Laura cried speechlessly.

Demon gods, you are demon gods! ! Can you guys not be intimidated by Ai-chan’s threats?

"Uh-huh." Ai Sibei returned to the demon gods with satisfaction. She put her hands on her hips and said confidently: "Everyone, good evening! I am your lovely and charming Aisi Bei Er desu! "

‘Again? ’

The eyes of the demon gods revealed such inquiries.

'Yes. ’

Elsebell responded to them.

"Pah, pah, pah—"

The applause rang out.

"Oops, you guys don't have to react so enthusiastically, I'm embarrassed." Elsie Bell pretended to be reserved and smiled, then there was a look of satisfaction in her eyes.

'hypocritical! ’

The demon dared not speak out in anger, mainly because the psychological shadow caused by the green-haired man pressing them one by one to the ground and rubbing them was too great.

"First of all, I want to give you some good news!" Elsie Bell raised her finger with a smile and said: "With the help of Zi Ma and Lian Ma, the earth in this world has been reinforced by the barrier! Although it cannot Let the devil mobilize his full strength, but there is no problem in using the power to destroy the solar system."

Although this level of power is still extremely small for the Demon God, it is enough for the Demon God to walk in the mortal world - at least he can sneeze safely and boldly.

"In addition, the upper limit of the power that the earth can contain is still gradually increasing, and the speed will become faster with age." Elsebell looked at the demon gods in front of her with a smile and said: "So, do you want to go to the mortal world? "

"If you want it, you must go!" Monk Zheng, who crawled back from nowhere, climbed up from the ground. He stood up with enthusiasm and said, "I must go! I'm almost here." The faded bird is here, I’m going to have a good time!”

"Me too, me too!" The empress also came over, rubbed her little hands excitedly, and said, "I want to go shopping, buy clothes, and eat desserts! I also want to buy jewelry!!"

"..."

The eyes of the girls behind Elsebell couldn't help but wander between Seng Zheng and the empress——

The former is an old man who looks like a corpse, and he is also bald;

The latter is a female zombie with bluish-purple skin.

If you two entered the general crowd, something would look wrong!

"Idiot, changing one's appearance is just a very simple matter for the devil." Elsebell knocked Flanda on the head angrily and said: "Although the essence cannot be changed, even if it is a Kanzaki Or someone of Laura’s level can’t see through the devil’s disguise.”

"Oh, that's it -" Flanda nodded her head in understanding and said, "Can the devil turn into a cat?"

"OK."

"Where's the dog?"

"That's also fine."

"What about the leftovers?"

"Okay."

"What about the remaining half of the bone?"

"Okay."

"What about tree branches?"

"Any leaves will do."

"It's so amazing!" Flanda couldn't help but clapped her hands, but the demon gods behind Elsebell all looked at her with question marks on their faces - Which of the things you just mentioned are very powerful? Of?

Why is it so awesome?

"Is that okay with a car?"

"With the demon god's movement speed, even rockets can do it."

"Oh oh oh! What about the computer?"

"It should be okay."

"The silicone button..."

"Shut up, that is a word that cannot be said!" Elsebell quickly covered Flanda's mouth and said with black lines on her head: "Be careful of the devil turning you into that thing!"

"Well!"

Flanda immediately made a zipper gesture on her mouth, indicating that she would be a mute from today on and would never say any more nonsense, so... please spare me?

"Go aside." Elsebell threw Flanda into Yunqi's beloved arms angrily, then turned her gaze to the demon and said, "Of course you can die in this life, but there are conditions. Haha!"

"Aren't you just going to be your thug?" Seng Zheng chuckled and said, "Aren't you trying to unify the world's beliefs?"

"really."

"I am the devil in Buddhism, so leave Buddhism to me."

"It just so happens that I am the devil of Taoism, so I will be responsible for Taoism." The Queen smiled.

"Then I'll be in charge of Greek mythology."

"I'll be in charge of Voodoo."

Soon, in Laura's sweaty expression, the faith sector on the earth has been completely divided by the group of demons in front of her, and the person in charge of the Cross Religion is naturally the "big demon" Ai Sibei. .

"Hmm, very good, very good!" Elsebell crossed her arms and said, "Come on, come on, I will give each of you a mobile phone, and then I will pull you all into the same Q group. If you have anything to do next, Contact here…”

Elsebell is not worried at all about whether the Demon God will use the mobile phone - this is the Demon God, an existence that can destroy the world with a single thought. As long as they want to learn how to use a mobile phone, they will use it in an instant...

I guess so?

Elsebell glanced at Laura worriedly, then rubbed her head and muttered: "No, no, Laura is not a demon, she is a special case!"

"Oh, it's the latest model of Huapingmi Charming Star, okay." Seng Zheng looked at the new phone in his hand happily and said, "But whoever uses QQ to flirt with girls now uses VX, okay? I Just register a VX and put my abs on it..."

"puff--"

The empress on the side covered her mouth and mocked: "Abs? Mr. Sengzheng, I'm afraid you only have bacon on your body."

"It's long-winded, I'll do it if I say so." Monk Zheng snorted coldly. The next moment, a faint layer of fluorescence suddenly appeared on the surface of his body. After these fluorescence entered the body, the originally dry and mummified monk suddenly turned into a handsome Asian man - he had broken hair and a slightly swollen face. Lean but muscular body.

"Tsk, tsk, I didn't expect you to understand that it's popular to wear clothes and take off clothes." Ai Sibei looked at Seng Zheng skillfully taking a selfie with his mobile phone, taking pictures of his face, neck, collarbone, and abdominal muscles from top to bottom. and mermaid lines were covered, and then added a filter, saved it and made it into my own VX avatar. I couldn't help but complain: "No, Seng Zheng, why are you so skilled? How many times have you practiced it? ? "

End of this chapter

Monk Zheng turned into an Asian man in his twenties, the empress turned into a Japanese JK who was 16 or 17 years old, and Nephthys turned into a hot female queen in her twenties...

In Elsebel's slightly disgusted eyes, these demon gods made their "disguises" more showy than the other, each was more handsome than the other, and each was more beautiful than the other - to be honest, if these skins were placed in the dating world, Then any one of them can be used as an SSS-level "skin".

"Is it necessary for you to be like this?" Elsebell glanced at the empress, who was wearing a dark blue sailor uniform and playfully holding a mobile phone (with a beauty app open) and taking selfies in various poses and gestures, and said: "The lower realm is for you to relax, not to experience the life of handsome men and beautiful women."

"It's not a big problem." The empress waved her hand casually and said, "I'm not ready to fall in love."

'No, I doubt you will be picked up by Kamijou Touma or Kamisato Ryu Sho. ’ Elsebell twitched the corners of her lips and said, “It would be funny if you really wanted to talk to someone - ha, the mighty Demon God was raped by an ordinary person.”

"Hey!" The empress said with black lines on her head: "Impossible! It's impossible for me to fall in love in this life?"

"Haha, Ai-chan, please stop teasing me." Nephthys covered her mouth with a smile and said, "Be careful, she won't be so angry that she really finds a boyfriend."

"No! No! Yes!" The Queen jumped up angrily and said: "How could I fall in love with ordinary people! If you want to be with me, you must at least have the same or even higher level of power as me. ?”

"Oh haha~" The monk on the side touched his chin. He approached the empress with a smile on his face and said, "Could it be that you are hinting at me?"

"Oral area——"

The empress retched in shame and said: "I am now a young and beautiful 17-year-old JK, please don't disgust me!"

"?" Seng Zheng pointed at himself with a confused look on his face and said, "I'm also a little bitch in my twenties? And I also have an explosive figure!"

To be honest, Seng Zheng feels that with his figure, if he goes to the gym to train, he will definitely attract the attention of female fitness enthusiasts, right? If you go to the beach, maybe there will be a lot of gunfire, and you will change the tourist letters for free prostitutes every day?

Now you actually say that I am disgusting you?

Too much!

"There's a saying, we are all vixens, so don't play nonsense." Elsebell said with a dark look on her face, "Okay, okay, you can cause trouble wherever you should, and we are all disbanded. "

"Wuhu, take off on the spot!" After changing his voice to Nakamura Yuichi, Monk straightened his unruly hair, then took a step forward, and his figure suddenly disappeared between heaven and earth.

"Then, I'm leaving first!" The voice actress, Maruka Asahina, waved lively to Elsie Bell, then walked to the present world with a small skip.

"Then, I'll leave first." Nephthys, whose voice actor is Yukana, waved gently towards Elsebell, turned around and disappeared into the other world.

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Headquarters of the Puritan Church in England.

"In other words, those self-propelled star destroyers that can destroy the solar system at will..." Flanda sat in the church's reception room with a confused look on her face and asked, "Are you wandering around on this earth now?"

"Walking around..." Elsebell thought for a moment, then opened a certain Bluebird, searched for my empress's Twitter, and said, "Ah, it seems like she really is just hanging out."

There are only one or two pieces of content on Empress's Twitter, and the content is similar to "store visit" - mainly activities where you go to a certain store to make purchases, and then rate and evaluate the service and product quality in the store.

"Well, she's really..." Flanda looked at the Twitter of her empress, who has now given herself the pseudonym Ying Ningning, and said, "It can be said that she is very JK."

"Hahaha, indeed." Elsebell was amused by Flanda's description - indeed, very JK.

"Okay, okay." At this time, Laura, who walked into the reception room with the Queen of England, rubbed her head and said: "Ai-chan, my Ai-chan, throw all the troublesome things at me, Are you flirting with a little girl here in the river? Is this appropriate? Is this okay?"

This is not in the river! This is inappropriate! This is not good!

"Isn't it true that those who are able work harder!" Elsebell said without any psychological burden: "Besides, if I don't find something for you to do, I'm afraid that you will be lonely late at night, and then be defrauded of money by some little fresh meat on the Internet. It’s a lie.”

"???" Laura staggered. She held her hands on the table and said with a nonchalant look on her face: "What kind of role am I in your heart? Why was I defrauded of money and sex by a little fresh meat?" ?”

"Because..." Elsebell thought for a while and said, "Because you don't understand electronic products at all. I doubt that if someone sends you a file, you will be stupid and accept it."

"I don't know how!" Although Laura couldn't make sense and had a guilty conscience, she still said angrily: "I am the greatest bishop of the British Puritan Church, the first person under the magic side of the devil, and a combination of talents. How could I not understand electronic products when I am a beautiful girl who is one with me?”

"Ah, okay." Elsebell handed over a mobile phone-shaped power bank and said, "Please help me unlock this phone and record a video."

"Eh...Eh?" Laura tremblingly picked up the power bank in front of her and said, "No, isn't it just recording a video? It's a piece of cake, I'll record it for you right now!"

Then, everyone at the scene, including the Queen of England, sat on the chairs like this, watching Laura sweating profusely and fiddling with the power bank in her hand with indifferent expressions.

Is this what you mean by being proficient in electronics? You have mastered a hammer! You have mastered loneliness! You can't even tell the difference between a power bank and a mobile phone. Are you telling me that you are proficient in electronic products?

hetui!

"Ah, okay, that's weird..." Laura wiped the cold sweat on her forehead, and then said with a non-compassionate face: "Is your phone broken, or did you forget to charge it? Why can't you turn it on? Woolen cloth……"

"Laura, stop talking." Eliza patted Laura on the shoulder with a sad look on her face and said, "Stop embarrassing me anymore - even an outsider like me feels embarrassed after seeing your actions."

"You...what are you talking about..." Laura seemed not ready to accept her fate.

"Laura." Elsebell sighed. She stood up and gave Laura the final blow: "This is not a mobile phone, this is just a power bank - but you actually don't even have a power bank and a mobile phone. I can’t tell the difference, it’s so embarrassing.”

"..." Laura burst out crying.

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After the farce (Lola: MMP) ended, Eliza sat back in the seat in the conference room, then glanced at Laura, then set her sights on Elsie Bell, and said: "Little love , what happened that made Laura drag me here in such a hurry?”

“Didn’t Laura tell you?”

"Isn't this waiting for you to surprise her?" Laura winked at Elsebell's forehead.

surprise? I'm afraid it's not a shock.

"Okay, Eliza." Elsebell looked at her nominal "adopted mother" and said, "It's like this. The Roman Orthodox Church has not been very honest recently. You must have heard about it, right?"

"Isn't this an obvious thing?" Eliza slapped the table with an annoyed look and said, "I really don't know what those guys are thinking! The international situation that has finally stabilized has started to become turbulent again."

"To tell you the truth, the Third World War will start within a month at the latest." Elsebell looked at Elisa and said.

"...You called me here to tell me to prepare in advance?" Elisa thought for a moment.

"That's definitely not the case." Elsebell shook her finger and explained: "I just want to tell you that I am going to take this opportunity to integrate the Roman Orthodox Church and the Russian Orthodox Church, so that I can ascend to the position of the only God."