Demon King Dad

Want to seize the **** of an idiot, how difficult is this?

Xiao Jin leaped on, but before the two knives in his hands were thrown out, the blade of the black magic sword had already been slapped heavily on his shoulders, slapped him to the ground. However, the king is worthy of being a king, and his obsession is unexpectedly firm! He stretched out his hands and grabbed the idiot's pants directly, and he was about to pull it down.

Humph. "

How could an idiot let Xiaojin pull down his underwear so easily? He turned around and backed back extremely coolly, allowing Xiao Jin to catch a moment. Afterwards, the idiot's hand shook, the mist moved, and huge smoke sprayed from the machinery on his wrist, covering his figure.

"Huh?! Want to escape?!"

Xiaojin rushed into the mist and searched carefully. But after the smoke clears, where are the idiot figures in the smoke?

Now things are getting bigger, what is the result of having a recognized scum bulldozer carry a weapon for picking up girls? That is really disastrous! No, he must be stopped immediately!

"Search me!"

Xiao Jin yelled, showing his kingly demeanor.

"If you publish it, you must search for the idiot! Give me a reward of five thousand Sura! If necessary, agree to use force. No matter what the cost, you must take back the thing in his crotch!"

"Yes!"

The soldiers were high-spirited, and with Xiaojin's order, they immediately dispersed and left with a sign.

Outside the royal district, idiots are piercing the crowd.

To be honest, the current situation is rather bad. Although I don't know why, it is certain that I have become a public enemy of the royal family.

The most important thing now is to think about it, what should I do next? Is it to escape from the wind and sand, or to investigate what he did to make the Bucks Royal care so much about his underwear?

"The front! Stop!"

the reality is cruel.

Being able to give people the time to think leisurely is even more cruel to the limit.

The idiot hadn’t made up his mind yet. Two soldiers rushed out from behind. They were holding a spear in each hand. When they saw the idiot, their eyes lit up and shouted, "That man! That blackhead! The King Bong, His Majesty Frederick Hughes. Order to impose your underwear! Stop immediately!"

The pedestrians all around were taken aback, almost some could not believe their ears. However, the two soldiers rushed over, one stab the idiot with a spear, and the other opened his hands and was about to hold the idiot by the waist.

The idiot gritted his teeth, lifted his foot, and directly kicked the soldier who had raised his gun in the face. He jumped on the opponent's face, jumped onto the roof, and avoided another soldier. He spread his legs again and escaped.

"Damn! Your majesty has an order! Anyone who seizes an idiot's underwear will reward Sura five thousand! Those who can provide information about their underwear, Sura San!"

While shouting loudly, the soldier took a notice from his arms and placed it on the wall next to it. The surrounding people immediately gathered around to check, and after a cursory glance, the whole crowd fell into an inexplicable silence...

Then, suddenly everyone turned their heads away, and all rushed in the direction of the idiot's escape!

"Where are the underwear? Where are that guy's underwear?!"

"Five Thousand Suras belong to me, no one can grab the underwear of the Master of the Forest of Grace with me!"

"But then again, why are the underwear of the former earl so valuable? Are they made of gold?"

"Well, it's possible. You need to know that the person's nickname is the scum bulldozer. It is conceivable that the murder weapon in his underwear must be quite sharp. Of course, it must be made of gold. It can be loaded. "

"What nonsense are you talking about! What are gold panties? I tell you, the **** that the owner of the Forest of Gifts wears are actually a divine tool! That thing absorbs the essence of the sun and moon all day, and it has blessed the blessings of the earth. The "God's Underwear," which was carefully refined by the former national teacher of the Moon Shadow Empire using alchemy huā for ninety-nine years! I heard that as long as you put on those underwear, the original waste can become a master in an instant! "So? Yes, it makes sense! This can explain why that person was a scumbag before, and suddenly exploded during the blood war. It turned out to be wearing a pair of "God's underwear!" "

"Yes, yes, I have also heard that men wearing those underwear for a long time can ensure that their eggs are refreshed, and every day is like a sauna. A woman can be gorgeous and ugly when worn. Women will instantly become heartthrobs!"

"…………………………………”

"Huh? Where are you going?"

"That underwear... is mine!"

"No, it's mine!"

"You **** don't rob me, you can continue to go to those huā streets and alleys to watch the pole dancing without me telling you this information!"

Throughout the wind and sand, various rumors of amazing skills began to spread from ten to ten.

Gradually, the entire wind blowing sand fell into a state of almost "madness".

Everyone has red eyes, desperately searching for the target. It was already obvious from those hungry eyes that it was not simply for the five thousand Sura.

Everyone is searching.

Even more than eighty old ladies are holding crutches and trembling at the bushes.

It seems that the whole wind blowing sand is crazy now.

"call……"

The idiot exhaled and hid in an alleyway.

He glanced at the wandering crowd outside, lowered his head, and glanced at his pants.

(People sell kids, why? Are you beginning to wonder what's the matter with your underwear?)

(Do not.)

The idiot made a decisive decision, continued to aim outside, and said firmly in his mind (This is a conspiracy. There should be a deeper reason. But)

Dimie opened his eyes, the blood-red pupils glanced at the idiot, and suddenly he sneered.

(Oh? What are you thinking about now? Hehehe, you must be thinking about this method?

Yes, in fact, there is no other method besides this method. Ha ha ha interesting, start! )

(Human kid, I am very excited~~! I am looking forward to it.)

The idiot glanced at Diane, the sword still glared at him gloating. but,

These methods the idiot came up with were not to make it happy. Get yourself out of these troubles 1

Is the most important thing.

"Found it! Here it is!"

Suddenly, there was a shout from outside the alley. A man holding a rolling pin glared at the idiot. After screaming, he rushed over with the rolling pin directly.

"Underpants! Hand over your underpants!"

The idiot lifted his foot and kicked the man directly into the air. But his shouting has already attracted countless people onlookers.

After seeing the idiot in the alley, they immediately rushed in yelling. Even the people on the other side of the alley rushed in, flanking back and forth, vowing to tear off the idiot's pants!

After encountering the enemy, the idiot immediately stepped on the wall and flew up to the roof. Those civilians without martial arts can only look at the wall and sigh, but you must know that there is a crouching tiger, hidden dragon in the wind and sand. At the moment the idiot jumped onto the roof, nearly twenty people jumped out of the crowd and followed. He got off the roof and chased after the idiot who was running away.

The idiot flees in front, and in the back, the **** hunters have red eyes, chasing behind.

That's not a big deal, as he was completely exposed, more and more powerful men have jumped onto the roof and started to gather towards him from all directions. When the idiot jumped over a street, the two strong men on the opposite side flew up along the wall and grabbed his pants directly.

"Good brother, I will buy your underwear for 10,000 Sura! Okay?!"

The idiot didn't answer, and stepped directly on the faces of the two people who wanted to buy, kicking them off. Can kick the next one and two up. If this continues, sooner or later, I will be chased and intercepted, and I cannot avoid it!

So what should we do now?

Faced with more and more surroundings, and even nearly two or three master troops have gathered, the idiot knew that he had no choice. Right now, he turned his head, jumped off the roof, and landed on the ground.

Look here, it happens to be the place where the Divine Grace is assigned. The idiot stood still, facing the bulletin board. When the crowd came over like a tide, he directly raised his left hand to signal to stop.

The crowd stopped, everyone stared at the idiot, and of course, stared at his pants.

It was at this time that the idiot did something that surprised everyone.

He reached into his pants and began to feel it. After a while, he lifted his left foot, as if grabbing something with both hands. Then, he raised his right foot again and scratched something.

After that, his hand slowly stretched out from the crotch...,...

"Wow one by one!"

At that moment, the crowd couldn't help taking a half step back.

Because that moment was too dazzling, too exciting!

I saw the idiot's hand holding a pair of blue and white boxer briefs high above his head! His serious and serious expression looked like he was swearing an oath to these underwear!

The noon sun is so warm.

But the sunlight shone on the underwear, but it gave out a colorful light! The light is so beautiful and so fascinating, just like a girl with the most graceful appearance, but with such a smile, it touched the softest idiot eyes in your heart and looked at the underwear in your hand with nostalgia. .

However, after regretting for a moment, he finally raised his hand and threw his underwear to the crowd in front of him.

People watch the underwear that symbolizes power and power, prestige and wealth, and protects men's eggs fluttering in the air. The dancing figure is more beautiful than the dancing girl, and it makes people... …

within Temptation.

Wow one by one! ! !

In an instant, there was a loud noise all day long in the crowd! Everyone, regardless of gender, old or young, all stretched out their hands to grab the flying underwear! Their faces are full of ugly greed, and the so-called human nature is also exposed at this moment.

"It's Lou's! These **** are mine!"

"You bastards! Don't **** me! I saw it first!"

"Seeing your sister! I'm standing at the forefront! If I see it, I see it first! I watched him take it off with my own eyes!"

"Ah~~~Look at the blue-and-white huā pattern~~Look at this regular boxer pants howling! Xinwu, primitive fury! Who would dare to shoot my underwear with me, I took his skin!!!"

War is born here.

For this almost distorted human nature, the whole was plunged into a crazy war, and later historians found that they could not describe it in words.

The tragic course of this battle can only make everyone remember the worst side of human nature.

At this moment, what kindness, honor, and friendship. All these things were thrown into the drain in front of the fluttering underwear and washed away.

Only underwear... the only thing everyone sees in their eyes is the blue and white light, and fight for it!

So...what about idiots?

He had already hidden into the crowd taking advantage of the chaos.

Since the king also made a concealment in the notice, then he might as well take care of it. Now, he had hid to the edge of this [guang] field, and when the crowd was full of chaos, he took out a cloth to cover his face and left quickly.

Where to go next?

This is a question. The grove should not be able to go back now. It can be imagined how many people are surrounded there now.

Along the road, the idiot tries to go where there are few people. Unconsciously, he came to the entrance of Northeast Park. Seeing this tree-lined park with hiding places everywhere, the idiot walked in immediately without saying a word.

Sin...,

Behind him, at this moment, there was also a person who followed into the park.

"Hey, trying to lie to me, it's not that easy.,,

Professor Layton, who had escaped, lowered the brim of his head, with a vicious expression in his eyes, looking at the idiot walking ahead.

"I personally poured the design into your panties. I know exactly what color your **** are. Well, if you have it, just use you to test how effective this magic potion is."

As Professor Layton followed, he took out the cyan tube from his arms.

He opened the stopper and directly poured all the liquid inside into his mouth.

After swallowing the liquid, he closed his eyes and waited for a while. Soon, he opened his eyes sharply and stared at the idiot ahead.

"Oh! It turns out that this is the real use of the potion? Can you see the person you care about most in your heart, and can you change it?" Professor Layton stared at the idiot. Gradually, his yellowish and perverted skin began to turn pale. , The collapsed nose also began to retract, becoming more delicate.

"Hahaha, is this the girl you care about the most? That's it...hahaha.........that's it! Okay, let's try it with you!" Professor Layton immediately flashed aside as his body changed. The bushes, I don't know what to do.

The idiot walked ahead. At the same time, watch out for everything around you.

Soon, a few soldiers holding wanted warrants appeared in front of this boulevard. They were walking and chatting with each other. Seeing this, the idiot's footsteps stopped, flashed, and quietly walked into the bushes on the side. , Concealed.

Hold your breath, as if the whole person disappeared for it.

Those soldiers didn't notice anything, and soon passed in front of them.

However, just when he was about to get out of this bush...

A hand was placed on his shoulder very timely.

The idiot snapped his head back and pinched Dim Mi with his right hand. However, it turned out that he was too worried. Because it was not someone else who appeared behind him, it was the little princess of his own family, Bread.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~ The idiot looked at her, nodded, and continued to squat. Seeing that the idiot hadn't gone out, Bread naturally came over, stretched out his hands and gently wrapped the idiot's arm.

soft……

On the arm, there was something wrong with the touch.

The idiot lowered her head and saw the pink girl beside her wearing a low-cut V-shaped skirt.

At this moment, she was embedding her arm deeply in her deep cleavage.

Seeing the idiot looking at his chest, Xiao Bread's face couldn't help showing a blush.

However, she didn't seem to refuse, on the contrary, she lifted her chest up, as if she was afraid that the idiot might not see clearly enough.

"……………………………, bread, why do you wear such revealing clothes."

The idiot asked, questioning in those cold pupils.

To this, Bread smiled extremely charmingly. She let go of the hand wrapped around the idiot's arm, hooked the clothes on her chest with the index finger of her left hand, and gently pulled it apart to reveal more soft skin. At the same time, she said in a very delicate voice, "Baba ~ ~ Heaven It’s hot. So, people wear less~~~"

The idiot looked at the bread and stopped talking for a while. After watching for a while, he turned his head and continued to check the situation outside the bush.

"Na Na Ba Ba, look at Ba Ba, am I not beautifully floating the bread?"

The soft and charming voice came out from the little pink mouth.

This year, 17-year-old bread was originally slim and graceful, plus she is now charming, naturally, and looks even more lovely.

Bread stretched out his hands, these soft and white arms gently wrapped around the idiot's neck. She boldly raised her weighty **** on the idiot's back, and at the same time lowered her head, rubbed her face against the idiot's cheek, winkingly and said, "Baba, the bread is worn today. It's so beautiful, why don't you praise it? You make Bread feel so uncomfortable, so uncomfortable~~~"

Qianqianyu moved his hand down and grabbed the idiot's left hand. She raised this left hand and gently placed it on her chest. That pretty little face was slightly blushing, shy, but with some charm and said, "Come on, Ba Ba, you can touch it. Isn’t the bread chest uncomfortable? Ba Ba, You can knead the bread to make the bread comfortable, okay~~~?"