Demon King Dad

The idiot raised his head very coolly, looking at Professor Layton who was rubbing his paws over there.

His movements are free and elegant. As the emperor of the Nightmare clan, he may never have had such an emperor fan.

The king lightly opened his arms around the flap and looked forward. The line of sight seemed deep and windy. He raised his hand and gently moved the wax behind him. The long pan in his hand was already stretched out very comfortably, and it looked bright and bright in the summer sun.

"Kan, you get out of it.

Be careful not to hurt..." Pop.

Before the idiot finished speaking, a sad slap was already thrown heavily on his cheek.

This sudden change surprised the idiot. He turned his head away and glanced at the brand beside him. However, he did not dare to look more, and after a short glance, he immediately turned back to look at Professor Layton in front of him.

"......, why, attack me."

"Why attack you? I want to ask you again! Xiaobai, what are you doing now! Are you... Are you kidding me?!"

Idiots don't have the mood to joke. He raised his hand, raised his head very smartly, and slowly said...

"I'm so busy, how can I have time to joke." With a snap, there was an extra palm print on the other side of his cheek.

"Then why don't you wear clothes? What are you doing! Are you kidding me on purpose? Do you know how big a dream I suddenly had when you hugged me? But you are like you now, What are you trying to do?!"

Yeah...remembered.

Maybe it's because Emo has always felt sick, and the idiot felt that he was about to forget that this woman was actually stronger than the fire. I think back then, she single-handedly blocked the gate of the Heike Empire with madness, and when faced with thousands of horses, her courage was not something an ordinary girl could do!

However, the idiot still did not dare to stretch out his hand to cover his lower body, and continued to expose his "strength" comfortably on the crowded streets. He continued to stare at the smirking Professor Layton in front of him, and continued, "I don't have time to get dressed."

"what???"

"If I wear clothes, my hands will only hold the clothes, not the weapon. That person is very likely to attack me at that moment." The idiot gritted his teeth and saw it, his spirit was stretched. It's very tight, and there is no carelessness at all because the other party is a little-known person.

After all, carelessness means that you are one step closer to death.

"Hehehe, hehehe, hahahahahaha" over there, Professor Layton waved his paws in his hands and rubbed each other to make a noise.

Watching this scene, the idiot became more cautious. Even the left hand that had been blocking the front of the lower body moved away, clenched into a fist, ready to strike at any time.

"Ah? How is this possible? Xiaobai, are you worried too much?"

The idiot shook his head and continued: "Gift, you have relaxed too much. The so-called battles are often won in an instant. When you think it is impossible, the enemy is more likely to attack you. Compared with your own life, it doesn’t matter if you don’t wear your clothes. You know, chastity can be lost, but life is never lost."

The idiot continued to maintain such a serious expression. This attitude really leaves nothing to say. Professor Layton over there opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue. He stretched out his paw and stroked gently...

I passed the underwear on my head and said, "What's the matter? Brother. You have been naked for a long time, don't you want to find some clothes to wear? Well, I promise you that I will be when you wear clothes. I will never run away, and I will never attack you suddenly. I am also an expert in the science and technology department, and I am also dignified."

The idiot listened silently to Professor Layton's words. After listening, he took a step forward, lifted the stupid in his hand, and flicked it.

"Guarantee? With only verbal guarantees, such guarantees have never been credible.

You listen to me, I will never let you go before you hand over my underwear, and I will never put on clothes. In fact, the light is very good, I don't mind at all. If you want to consume it, I can definitely consume it with you until the wind blows the sand and is buried by the sandstorm. "Before you hand over your panties, I, barely, settled. "

The idiot's words were firm, exactly the same as the kind of determination he had shown many times at crucial moments, without any hesitation or hesitation.

Facing his resoluteness, Professor Layton felt a little embarrassed for a while. After all, there is such a naked guy behind him, even if he wants to avoid it, he can't hide. Over time, he will still be caught by the soldiers.

"Hey...hehehe...will you consume it with me? So that's it..."

Professor Layton raised his claws, and the blades of the claws rubbed against each other, making a noise. His eyes are constantly rotating, and it is obvious that he is thinking about something.

"Okay! In that case, just don't do it, don't stop! Boy, come and try!" As soon as the voice fell, Professor Layton suddenly raised his paws and pounced directly at the idiot here! The idiot was ready long ago, and Panjian moved slightly and was about to attack!

But at the moment when the Rock of Sorrow was about to attack, Professor Layton in front of him suddenly changed his direction! He turned to pounce on the other side, spread his paws, and was about to attack.

The idiot was taken aback, without thinking about it, and turned his hand to resist. But obviously, Professor Layton over there didn’t really want to attack Dean.

After the idiot changed his hand, he immediately raised his paw and stab the idiot's unsuspecting right shoulder.

Layton is afraid, the idiot is faster.

The claw hasn't reached the skin yet, and the pan that is going to block has already retracted, opening the claw.

Afterwards, he lifted his foot and directly kicked Professor Layton in the stomach, kicking him away.

"Cut! You exhibitionist! I can't beat you, can't I still run? I don't believe it!" With the strength of an idiot's kick, Professor Layton in flight suddenly flowed out of those needles. Lots of black liquid. These liquids touched the ground and immediately turned into thick black smoke, completely enveloping him.

bad!

The idiot was anxious, but instead of rushing directly towards the smoke, he wanted to climb the roof of the house on the side and walk around. But before he could take a step, his hand was already grasped by the other hand.

"Where do you want to go?!" Needless to say, of course it was the sick beauty.

"I'm going to chase. He took my underwear. There is a great possibility that there is a big secret hidden in it."

"I forbid you to go! At least, before you put your clothes on!"

Slug was very determined. This determination made the idiot feel that it was unreasonable to make trouble, and he swiped it hard and took another big step openly.

"My clothes are more important or my underwear is important? Pet, you don't even know how important my underwear is! But King King said, my underwear is likely to contain something that can subvert the entire sad continent. Something. I think it must be a weapon of mass destruction. I definitely can't let such a threatening thing fall into the hands of that terrorist. That thing is always safer if I wear it!" Rarely, idiots know the petals with reason and move with affection. Maybe it was because it was really too long to see, the idiot felt a little guilty about An, so he said a few more words. However, just when he thought he had perfectly persuaded her and was about to leave again, Lin pulled him again. At the same time, a red spear and a big-tailed pine tree with golden hairs, also wrapped in a hazelnut, stopped in front of the idiot.

Squirrel: "As the Nightmare King of our clan, if you let you walk around all day long without a little ethics, what face does the Nightmare clan have if you are known by those angels?"

Slug: "If you dare to leave like this, I'll just stab you to death! The person I like has openly exposed his lower body in front of them, and there is no shame at all! I will just kill you!" Idiot. Standing still, staring at Shan.

But she didn't feel it at the beginning. After thinking about it, suddenly, a blush appeared on her face. She lowered her head, but she raised her head suddenly and pushed the spear in her hand against the idiot's neck again.

"Don't get me wrong! I like others too! Like Xingli, I like it too, and my sister Lì Luo, I like it too! That... that..." An took a hand and raised her small fist to aim at The little squirrel in the lower body of the idiot, rubbing her tail, said loudly, "I and I like hate and jealousy too! So, I like your Cheng just like them. Your position in my heart is very bottom. The kind of liking that waits for a long time is almost the same as liking cats, cats and dogs!" The slug said very excitedly, and as he said, he also pointed his hands and feet everywhere.

The idiot listened in the same way, his black pupils seemed to be a little gentler at the moment.

The Nightmare King just raised his hand, as if he wanted to touch Iodine's face.

The black pupils, the closed lips, and the slight gentle demeanor seemed to explain one thing.

"Brand..."

"Little... Little Bai..."

"Brand..."

"Xiao Bai..." "Kan, go back and take a good rest. I will let that guy pay to rebuild your house." After the words were over, the idiot's outstretched hand grabbed her hand directly The sunlight, flicked, threw the sunlight violently towards the broken house over there. When An He was surprised by the two evil nightmares, the idiot had already turned his head, and the next moment, he had already gone far.

"………………………, hey, he has gone far."

Hazel levitated, and slowly said, "At least, you don't have to worry about him taking other women everywhere. At least, he cares more about his underwear than women. Doesn't he?" He was completely speechless. . On the other hand, she was also a little worried about the idiot who was running around with her bare bottom. The girl frowned when she walked back to her badly damaged creeper villa.

"What's wrong? Oh, I know you! It must be our idiot Great Nightmare King who splashed his blood on you, so you feel very upset, right?" The little squirrel wanted to change the subject. But obviously, her ability to change topics is not so good.

Slug looked in front of her, and indeed, there was a little blood sticking to her white silk pajamas.

Looking at the bloodshot eyes on her body, she couldn't help sighing, and said, "After the trouble today, how can Xiaobai still stand on the wind and sand in the future?" Hazel floating on her shoulders, smiled and said: "This is you Don't worry. This generation of Nightmare Lord is very strong, he is not the type who can't live if he is seen by others. Such a disciplined thing will never happen to him.

He shook his head and said, "I'm not talking about this! I mean, how will Xiao Bai stay in the future? After such a disturbance, he almost destroyed all his reputation.

Others will think that he is really just a fool, idiot, and exhibitionist without any morals. If this continues, who else would be willing to accompany him and be his wife in the future? After all, it's awesome. "Squirrel jumped on top of Shin's head, haha ​​laughed: "You can rest assured!" Since ancient times, the Nightmare King has never used a gun to marry a wife. What does it matter that no one likes him? It's like I don't like that revealing Nightmare King, but I still cannot deny that he is my boss. ""I do not want. "

Shu shook his head decisively, and said, "Xiaobai absolutely can't do this. What is robbery? Is this still Xiaobai? And, with his kind of character, does he dare to grab it?" Little squirrel combed his tail. "Then what do you want to do? You have a heart attack and cannot be our Lady of Nightmare King. Otherwise, I think you are a very good candidate." For hatred, this is just a Inadvertently said casually.

But for An, this girl, there was a trembling in her heart, as if she had a flash of light in her mind, as if she thought of something.

Yeah... So there is this way...

This is really a good way!

I can't let idiots without girls want to marry, he is a really good man, he should definitely have a child who inherits his blood, and a family!

Although, he cannot be his wife. But there is this way!

The dark face suddenly became clear.

Such a sudden light made Hazel on her shoulder slightly opened her eyes and took a look at her.

What does this girl want?

She rushed into the half-collapsed cabin like this, what exactly did she want to do?

Now it is July.

This is a hot day.

Similarly, it is also a very painful month.

"Damn! Why are you chasing so fast? Could it be that you have a dog nose?!" Professor Layton, who had already put away the needle and was in the crowd about to escape, heard the noise coming from behind and quickly turned his head. Sure enough, a naked man rushed over again! The serious and serious expression, the closed lips, and the bare body, everything seemed so...it hurts.

"Asshole!"

Professor Layton immediately tore off his coat, preparing to enter the combat mode again. But, once you have it, will an idiot let you come a second time?

In a flash, the naked body of the idiot rushed to Professor Layton. He directly raised his hand, and the dark blade picked off his coat, and also picked out the steel needles.

Afterwards, the idiot lifted his foot, slammed Professor Layton's abdomen, and stepped him on the ground with one foot.

The surrounding crowd dispersed again. They stared at a naked man with a pan in one hand and a man with a flat nose stepped on one foot.

Afterwards, the man reached out his hand and dug out a pair of underwear from the arms of the man with his nose.

After nodding, think for a moment, and in turn, put it on his head.

The idiot doesn't know what the secret is in these underwear. So if you put it on, it may cause the secret inside to disappear. But he has no clothes or pockets. Of course, there is only one choice to wear on his head.

"Say, what's the secret in my underwear." In the eyes of others, this naked man, wearing underwear, and cold eyes picked up the thick and long thing, and directly pressed it against the man's chest with a flat nose. . Is it an illusion? The onlookers watching this scene suddenly felt that it was no longer summer.

It's a severe winter with a bitter cold wind!

Professor Layton did not speak.

Now that he has completely failed, maybe he doesn't want to speak any more.

At the same time as this stalemate, there was noise from all around. Those kingdom soldiers also squeezed in at this moment, and then, in the same way, looked at the idiot and the Leyton teacher under him in amazement...,

The next story is very simple.

The idiot quickly arrested Professor Layton, who dared to treason, and once again made great contributions to the male moose empire.

However, just as the little golden king wanted to commend him with great joy and at the same time announced the wedding of his aunt and the idiot teacher to the entire male moose empire, he also saw the pictures of idiots spreading all over the street.

The idiot in the photo is very sturdy, and the strong body can be said to be full of male sunshine. However, such photos became the front page headlines of major newspapers in such a grand manner, but it was also equivalent to directly blocking Jin Zhao’s statement to the world.

Things have changed very badly, but the idiot seems to have no awareness of it at all. After thinking about it, he burned his underwear directly, he continued to live in the tree house grandiosely, and he continued to live a leisurely life. He neither expressed regret nor expressed happiness for not being able to officially marry Hutao. Just like him before, he was expressionless, no one could tell what he was thinking or what he wanted to do.