Demon Resurrection: Awakening of the Classic of Mountains and Seas at the Beginning

Jiang Che followed the uncle on the deserted mountain road and walked towards Huangjia Village, both of them were extremely enthusiastic and talked to each other.

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In Huangjia Village, at noon, there was no smoke and fire coming out of a single household.

Jiang Che walked to the village alone, the uncle who led the way just now had already disappeared, and in his hand, he was holding a piece of clothing, which was thickly wrapped in several layers, as if it was wrapped in a spherical object.

He walked up to the outermost house and banged on the door.

Bang bang bang!

"Anyone? Check the meter!"

The people inside seemed stunned for a moment.

Thinking about it, their family doesn't seem to have an electricity meter?

"Open the door and check the water meter!"

Jiang Che changed his words again.

The woman, who originally smelled the breath of life inside and rushed to open the door, was stunned again.

What is a water meter?

Bang bang bang!

Jiang Che knocked on the door viciously: "It's really not good, I'll check family planning, and if I don't open the door, I'll kick it!"

It's like a village official bullying the township.

Squeak~

The old woman hurriedly opened the door and opened her mouth, as if she didn't know where to start, and was completely overwhelmed by Jiang Che's comical operation.

"Wife, I received a report that there are people in your village who are born late in life, which is not in line with the imperial policy, please let me go in and check it. Jiang Che said solemnly.

The wife nodded stunnedly and turned sideways: "Alas, come in, leading comrades." "

She hung her head and looked at her with a murderous look in her eyes.

As soon as you enter this door, don't think about running anymore!

Jiang Che pushed open the door and went in, and saw an old man and two children, sitting at the table, with empty basins in front of them, and several people had a little swollen stomachs, as if they had just eaten.

The old man and the two children all used an extremely cold gaze to look at pigs, dogs, chickens and ducks, this kind of gaze at the ingredients, staring at Jiang Che, the eyes were extremely penetrating, and the two children also licked the corners of their mouths, and their scarlet tongues looked scary, like little snakes.

The old man laughed heartily: "I will eat two as soon as I open the meat today..."

Halfway through the sentence, it came to an abrupt end.

He was frightened by a loud noise, and choked the second half of the sentence directly in his throat.

Syllable!

Jiang Che slapped his face on the table with a serious expression.

"It seems that the villagers' report is true, you two old people, at such an old age, actually gave birth to two? Now the empire requires that you have fewer children and better children, and you are completely harming the future of your children like this! It is illegal!"

This call.

The old man was stunned when he heard it.

God...

Even the blind can see that this is our grandchildren, okay!

"Look at this kid, he looks so ugly, his eyes are black, his teeth are red, why is this! Who is harming this!?" Jiang Che didn't know when, he had already arrived in front of the little boy, pinched his head, and observed left and right, looking very professional: "It's all because you irresponsible parents are too old to give birth! When such a child is born, how can you let him find a girlfriend in the future?"

Jiang Che said, don't look over his head again, a little unbearable: "Alas~ It's too ugly." "

The little boy's face was gloomy and sad.

Are you still a human being?

Is it really good to say that in front of me!

"Ahem~" The old man felt that he should stand up and explain: "Actually, these two children are our grandchildren. "

Jiang Che glanced at him suspiciously.

"What about their parents?"

When mentioning this issue.

A family of four, the old man and the old lady, as well as the little boy and the little girl, all of a sudden, laughed together, a gust of wind blew in the house, and the door was also closed with a 'snap', and the bodies of the four people exuded an extremely cold atmosphere.

"My son and daughter-in-law are disobedient, they always like to run out, once they came back from work, and there was no food at home..." The old man grinned, revealing a mouthful of black teeth, which were stained with blood, his expression was extremely gloomy, and his voice became even more cold and low: "I killed them and invited the villagers to eat." "

Uncle finished speaking.

A family of four, waiting for Jiang Che's reaction.

I saw him groan for three seconds.

"Then your son and daughter-in-law, give birth to two, have you reported to our village committee?"

Four Living Corpses: ???

What should you be paying attention to!

Is it here?

And bullshit village council.

The people of our village committee are already dead! Now it's the Living Corpse Committee!

"Leader, you haven't eaten yet, have you? If you have anything to say, you should finish lunch first. The old woman whispered.

"Okay!" Jiang Che agreed: "It just so happens that I brought some good food." "

Several living corpses were stunned.

Is it so polite?

Came to check family planning, and brought vegetables?

Jiang Che lifted the clothes on the table, revealing a bloody middle-aged head.

"Ahh

"Ahh

The uncle and the old lady, as well as the two children, jumped up in complete fright, and for a while, they forgot the identity of their living corpses.

Head?

This can't be a homicidal maniac!

"Old woman, run with Xiaoyu Xiaotian, I'll fight with him!" The old man lifted a stool, lifted it halfway, and was suddenly stunned.

Well?

That's not right!

I'm a living corpse, what murderer am I afraid of?

No matter how fierce the murderous demon is, don't you have to kneel when you see Lao Tzu!

Thinking of this, the old man was a little stupid, put down the stool, coughed dryly to hide his embarrassment, and pointed to the head on the table: "Old woman, go do it, stew a soup." "

The old woman also reacted.

He took his head and walked to the kitchen.

This time.

Jiang Che suddenly spoke: "It's hard to have a good meal, why don't you call some relatives and friends, and neighbors come over to eat together?"

The old man was stunned when he heard this.

I was just beaten by this person.

Messed up your thinking.

In fact, the reason why he wanted to stabilize Jiang Che was also so that when he called the people in the village over, he could eat the freshest delicacy, which was the rule of the village.

Hearing the reminder, the old man smiled darkly.

You said it yourself.

"Xiaotian, go and call the uncles and aunts in the village to come over. "

The little boy answered and walked out the door.

Jiang Che didn't forget to advise: "Go, little nephew, don't forget to cover your face, don't scare people." "

The little boy froze.

You're special...

Wait!