Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

"I'm going, scumbag, is this going to climb a tree?"

"Can't you? This cedar tree is so tall and thin, it's too difficult to climb, even those professional green gardeners with professional equipment can't climb it."

"This tree can't be held, it's very difficult to be strong in the world. I recommend that you don't climb it. Someone in my hometown climbed this tree and fell to his death."

"Shouldn't it be? How could such a lazy person think about climbing trees~?"

"It's definitely not, everyone, don't think about it, there's no delicious food on this tree, - why does the scumbag want to climb?"

"Yes, yes, I definitely won't crawl, crawling on it is useful, let's go home and sleep in, scumbag!"

"Don't, it looks too dangerous!"

Netizens felt nervous when they saw Chu Zihang biting the back of the machete, tying his shoelaces, and starting to touch the yew tree.

On weekdays, talk about it, talk about it, make trouble, no one dares to joke about the life of the scumbag!

After all, if the scumbag is gone, who will bring them laughter?

And this tree is really too dangerous, even if they have seen Chu Zihang's tree-climbing skills, they are worried, so many people persuade themselves that Chu Zihang is lazy.

But Chu Zihang's resolute attitude can't see the lazy look on weekdays.

No way, the trunk of this tree is actually very thick, but the top is very thin, and the strength of the trunk is very high. It is impossible for the pig to knock down the tree and smash its iron head. He can only come in person.

I saw him clasping the branches with his arms crossed, his whole body sticking to the tree, and moving up a little bit on his hands and feet.

This is the most basic tree-hugging climbing method, and it looks a lot lower than the straight-arm climbing method and jumping method he used before, and it costs a lot of clothes.

But this method is the safest, least labor-intensive, and maximizes friction.

Chu Zihang not only has to climb to a height of 50 meters, but also chop down trees. The most important thing is to save energy.

"Broken! How did the scumbag really climb?"

Zhang Ke'er's heart trembled suddenly, and Fen Quan clenched together worriedly.

"Impulsive, the scumbag is too impulsive this time."

Bei Ye frowned and said in a deep voice:

"This yew tree has many small branches, and it is very troublesome to climb up. The key is that there is no way to tie a safety rope like climbing a coconut tree. If your foot slips, or any branch can't hold up, it will fall off. Bad thing."

"Master Bei! Don't talk nonsense!"

A screeching hurriedly sounded!

Zhang Ke'er was shocked when she heard it.

"I hope the scumbag is fine, the scumbag must be fine! The scumbag has brought us too many miracles. I believe that the scumbag, the scumbag will definitely be able to do it!"

Li Tianming pursed his dry lips and said with a fist, praying constantly in his heart.

"The scumbag can definitely do it!"

"The scumbag can definitely do it!"

"The scumbag can definitely do it!"

The barrage on the barrage was all over the screen, and everyone prayed for Chu Zihang together.

At this time, Chu Zihang has now climbed from the ground to a height of 15 meters of the yew tree, climbing over the smooth trunk part.

Next comes the densely branched part, where the real difficulties are just beginning.

Chu Zihang stuck close to the tree trunk, reached out and grabbed a branch above, and tugged hard, feeling that he could support his weight, then stepped on his feet and used his strength to climb to a higher place.

After having branches, it saves a lot of effort than the previous part, but the difficulty is also that there are many branches.

This section is very difficult to use. You have to avoid the branches with various difficult movements to move forward, and you have to worry about the danger of unstable branches, and you are very nervous.

After coming here, Chu Zihang's speed obviously slowed down a lot, and some scratches and leaves gradually appeared on his body.

At this distance, the audience was short of breath before the live broadcast, and fine beads of sweat began to appear on their foreheads. The expression of clenching their teeth was as if they were climbing a tree with Chu Zihang.

And Chu Zihang is also very difficult. Not only does his hand hurt a lot, but his physical strength is also slowly losing.

Find the branch, lift your foot up a little bit, and move it up a little bit until you step on it with all your strength.

Then adjust to the appropriate posture, and then attack the next branch.

In this way, the sweat dripped from Chu Zihang's head, getting closer and closer to the top of the tree, and the tree was getting thinner and thinner. Stepping on it would obviously drop a long distance, and everyone was terrified.

Fortunately, the scumbag is stable enough, and every action is done after confirmation, and there are no unexpected situations.

However, this arduous tree-climbing process has brought his [tree-climbing] skill to a master level, and he will be much more comfortable and relaxed when climbing again.

Finally, Chu Zihang came to a place about 10 meters away from the treetops.

The wood in the trunk part is too hard, and it is easy to break if it is too hard. Only the top part of the wood is suitable.

Chu Zihang stepped on the tree, hugged the tree with one hand, took out the bitten knife with the other, and spat heavily.

After biting on the knife for so long, his cheeks are sore!

Then Chu Zihang wiped the sweat from his eyes, moved his sour wrist slightly, and started the most important step——

Cut down trees!

"when!"

With a knife, a white imprint appeared on the tree trunk as thick as the calf, and the debris flew all over the sky.

"when!"

Chu Zihang raised the knife and dropped it, despite the numbness of his hand, and dropped the knife again, landing on the imprint, increasing its depth by 1 centimeter.

"Dangdangdang!"

Chu Zihang's face flushed red, knowing that this time there is no way out, only hard steel is the way to go, so there is no idea of ​​being lazy!

Knife after knife, knife after knife, each knife fell precisely on the gap, revealing his knife skills.

"Tears! My boss asked me why I cried so badly, and asked if I was dumped!"

"Who dares to say that the scumbag is the lazy king in the future, who will I fight with!"

"Slag master slow down, you really don't have to fight so hard, I won't blame you for being lazy again."

"Looking at the trees shaking, it's so dangerous, scumbag, slow down."

"No, what did the scumbag cut down on this tree? Come down."

"Forget it, scumbag, how can you get down after running out of energy for a while. I beg you, scumbag, to be lazy again!"

"I beg the scumbag to be lazy again!"

"I beg the scumbag to be lazy again!"

"I beg the scumbag to be lazy again!"

Unprecedented, the barrage screen swipes away in the live broadcast room, and there are no other barrages.

Even everyone wanted Chu Zihang to be lazy. . . .

This is also considered a wonder in the world, and was later turned into one of the eight monsters of the scumbag by good people.

Chu's father and Chu's mother even regretted letting him participate in the show. They would rather he be a lazy egg in the future, the laziest egg!

If Chu Zihang could know, he would definitely be crying, and he would just go home and be lazy at the moment.

Finally someone recognizes his laziness, it's not easy~

But this was paid for with hard work.

It sounds kind of ironic. . . .

only......

"when!"

"when!"

"when!"

Chu Zihang slashed down with one knife at a time, and his hands were completely numb.

finally--

"Squeak" sounded.

After I don't know how many times I watched it, the treetops that had been cut halfway down could not bear the weight of the upper half and fell.

The treetops fell heavily, breaking many small branches along the way, and there was a crackling sound.

In the end, it landed on the ground with a 'boom', setting off smoke and dust all over the place!

"NICE!"

Chu Zihang breathed a sigh of relief, and his feet almost softened, but fortunately his other hand was tight enough.

Throw down the troublesome knife first, and then it will go down.

Climbing is easy, going down is hard.

The same is true of climbing a tree. The difficulty is not the labor, but the danger. If you are in a hurry, it may cause a catastrophe.

But for Chu Zihang, who has master-level [tree climbing] skills, this is rather easy.

He is very agile and his movements are very stable.

If you look closely, you will find that he almost returned the same way, and every time he stepped on the branches he stepped on when he came up. After confirmation, there is no danger.

The audience held their breath, watching the final dangerous journey with all their attention.

Until Chu Zihang went to the ground, the barrage in the live broadcast room seemed to be broken. There was no barrage, and everyone was looking at him worriedly.

And when he landed, the audience burst into appalling cheers!

Office, classroom, bedroom, cafe...

Everyone is cheering, regardless of the strange eyes of others!

The excitement was the same as when the national football team won the World Cup.

And Zhu Zhu also ran over very sensible, handed Juguo Rong to Chu Zihang, and lay down at his feet as a pork sofa, motioning Chu Zihang to sleep on him for a while.

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Chu Zihang looked at the sensible pig, his eyes were misty, he really had the feeling of an old father seeing his stupid son being sensible.

Then he received the kindness of the pig, lay on the pig's body and ate Juguo Rong, and rested for a while.

After resting and replenishing the water and energy, Chu Zihang got up and walked over to his trophy.

Looking at the yew tree in front of him, Chu Zihang showed a relieved smile.

With this tree, his big toy is coming.

Chu Zihang took out his machete and cut off the small branches of the yew tree, leaving only the main part.

"What did the scumbag cut down this tree for?"

Zhang Keer finally asked the question that had been simmering in her heart.

"I don't know." Bei Ye shook his head.

There are no people who come to science on the barrage.

Now netizens are even more curious.

This is the first time they have seen the scumbag work so hard, and they really want to see what gives him such a big motivation as a person who doesn't even bother to move about certain things.

It must be of great use to be able to cut down trees despite the danger of life.

.............

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When everyone was curious, Chu Zihang tied the yew trunk to Zhuanshan and continued to move forward.

…

The purpose of his visit has not yet been completed, to help Lin Xiyue cure his constipation.

After getting the yew tree, Chu Zihang was in a good mood and took a walk in the wild with a leisurely mood.

Sometimes picking flowers, always uprooting grass.

And Bei Ye and the barrage botanists were busy following behind to popularize science.

Soon, Chu Zihang picked up bags of flowers and plants, each of which had its own purpose.

Not long after, Chu Zihang was there and saw a small yellow mushroom, and he drooled again shortly after eating Juguo Rong!

Chanterelles!

One of the four famous bacteria in the world!

The requirements for the environment are extremely high, and it almost only survives in acidic soil with a pH of 6, so the yield is extremely low.

Needless to say, its taste is a first-class delicacy in the world, otherwise it will not be eaten almost extinct.

The nutrients are also very high, rich in vitamins and trace elements, which are of great benefit to the body.

But what makes Chu Zihang so happy is not just for eating, although the taste is indeed greedy for his saliva.

There is a place where chanterelles grow, which proves that the soil is slightly acidic.

And most of the plants that Chu Zihang is looking for to treat constipation also like acidic soil, such as senna, rhubarb and so on.

Chu Zihang walked a distance along the foot of the chanterelle like mountain, and sure enough, he discovered senna!

Now his mission is complete, and he can go back.

After picking off some senna leaves, Chu Zihang went back along the original road, carefully picking off the chanterelles just now, and just smelling it made his index finger move.

Afterwards, he was too lazy to stay here, and rode the pig back to the camp at full speed.

In the camp, Lin Xiyue built a house without Chu Zihang's request after building the fence.

This diligence makes Chu Zihang completely unable to pick out any faults.

only. . .

"Xiyue, your toilet is okay."

Chu Zihang dislikes this little broken shelter.

"What toilet! It's a shelter!"

Lin Xiyue gave Chu Zihang a blank look.

"Don't, don't, let's use it as a toilet, it will be used for a while." Chu Zihang waved his hand.

Lin Xiyue frowned and said speechlessly:

"You want to go to the toilet? But it's too late to take it now, why don't you go to the mountains?"

"No, no, I can bear it. Let's have a cup of tea. I picked some tea leaves."

Chu Zihang patted the bag of plants and smiled mysteriously.

Behind that smile......

"Huh? Why do I think you haven't held back your farts?" Lin Xiyue had already been hit by Chu Zihang several times, and now her scalp feels numb when she sees his smile.

"How can you think so, you didn't hold back your farts." Chu Zihang said innocently.

But he really didn't hold back his fart this time! ! !

PS: 1W2 was delivered, at 4 am, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I went to bed first. zero.

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