"Touched! Foodies really can't be provoked!"
"Good job, scumbag! I will miss you!"
"The black man has been contacted to carry the coffin, don't read."
"The scumbag was very happy when he left."
Chu Zihang's desperate behavior to eat stunned netizens. It was the first time they saw someone willing to die for food.
To say that he is the strongest foodie is no exaggeration!
"Zihang! Are you stupid! Run!"
"Leave Qingshan so you don't have to worry about meat. As long as you come back, I will cook meat for you every day."
Mother Chu was angry, regretful and worried, and was speechless to Chu Zihang.
How could they have such a foodie + lazy son?
Is it okay to eat or die?
...
Chu Zihang looked at the wild boar king, and the more he looked, the more strange he felt.
This giant forest wild boar has a shy face, how can he please look on his face?
please?
Chu Zihang nodded, clearly feeling this thought.
Because when taming termites, the level of animal taming skills increased, and his "sixth sense" gradually increased, and now he has a deeper understanding of the behavior of the giant forest pig king.
He could feel the kindness of the giant forest pig king more clearly.
It didn't want to attack him or rob him of food, it wanted to be his friend.
He could even feel the joy and excitement when it faced his friends, as if he hadn't had a heart-to-heart with anyone for a long time.
heart to heart?
friend?
These two words popped up in Chu Zihang's mind and felt strange for some reason.
Pigs want to talk to people and make friends?
It really crosses species-friendship?
But for some unknown reason, Chu Zihang's anger disappeared.
He understood the feelings of the giant forest pig king very well.
The loneliness is really tormenting when one person doesn't fit in with other people because of their excellence.
Friend is already a very unfamiliar word to him.
And the king of wild boars is also a well-deserved king in this mountain. Small animals run away when they see it, and no animal is willing to communicate with it at all.
Now I finally met a friend who is not afraid of it and willing to play with it for a morning. It is very happy.
"Hum hum!"
The wild boar king held his head high and exchanged, showing kindness to Chu Zihang, with a naive smile on his face, and the saliva in his mouth was pouring all over the floor.
"Cut! How to make friends, not a foodie!"
Chu Zihang saw through the wild boar king's mind, and waved silently: "Here, come here."
"Humph!"
The wild boar king opened his mouth and ran to Chu Zihang's side happily, and then rubbed Chu Zihang's legs like a puppy to show his affection, looking naive.
Uh……
This……
The dumbfounded people are dumbfounded again!
What's the situation?
I thought that the scumbag would definitely die, but what the hell is this silly wild boar?
It's all served in its mouth, but it still doesn't eat it?
Do you really despise the scumbag?
However, what does the naive expression of this pig head mean?
"Want to eat, right?"
Chu Zihang touched the head of the wild boar. The fur of the wild boar was very hard, like a steel needle.
"Want to eat!"
The Wild Boar King hummed twice, grinned at Chu Zihang, and then opened his mouth.
"Food! Look at how silly you are!"
"Do you like it?"
Chu Zihang silently tore off a large piece of rabbit leg meat and threw it into its big mouth.
‘Wuhu~’
The moment the wild boar king tried to get the hare meat, he turned around excitedly, the pig's tail was handsome, and it was delicious enough to take off!
"Hum~!"
Where has the wild boar king ever eaten such a delicious food, and after eating, he opened his mouth and stared at Chu Zihang like a pug, staring at the roasted rabbit in his hand.
"It's pretty good at eating, you stupid batch, I'll call you pig Hanhan in the future!"
Chu Zihang reluctantly complained, he was not stingy in his hands, and broke a large piece of rabbit meat to the wild boar, and this time he also gave him a little chicken fir.
Anyway, this rabbit was more than ten kilograms, and he really couldn't finish it. Besides, it was also hunted by the king of wild boars. There was no credit or hard work.
After eating the delicious rabbit soup, the wild boar king was even more excited. He circled around Chu Zihang and expressed his lofty thanks in a unique way!
"This... what's the situation, how do you feel that the wild boar has become the pet of the scumbag?"
"The scumbag is amazing! People can't eat enough to survive in the wilderness. He's so good, he even has pets."
"I'll go! This wild boar is polite! Why don't you just grab the rabbit meat?"
"No, why are you kidding me? The black people who agreed to carry the coffin!"
"I seriously suspect that this wild boar is a man in disguise!"
"It may be because of the recovery of spiritual energy, it is recommended to dissect it!"
"But this wild boar is really cute. The first time I ate a roasted rabbit, I was so happy that it took off. It's so funny."
"Cute cute love pig Hanhan! Lazy Chu Zihang!"
"Pig is so cute! Mom fans love it!"
"No male mother!"
On the one hand, netizens were surprised, and on the other hand, they were amused by the expression and behavior of the wild boar.
Not to mention, the style of the wild boar king and the scumbag are really similar.
That huge physique, coupled with the Hanhan expression, full of laziness and middle-aged breath, makes people want to laugh when they see it!
Zhang Ke'er was stunned. She didn't know how to explain it. She could only say embarrassedly, "Maybe, maybe this is... friendship."
"By the way, Master Bei, what do you think? You've been traveling all over the country for many years, and you haven't seen anything strange? You should be able to explain it, right?"
Zhang Ke'er suddenly thought of the wilderness expert beside him, and quickly turned his expectant gaze to him.
"can explain."
Bei Ye nodded and said seriously.
"Master Bei is awesome!"
"Your father is still your father!"
"There are also experts like Master Bei in the program team, otherwise we wouldn't even be able to understand how to survive in the wilderness."
Netizens erupted into cheers.
Seeing that everyone's emotions were so high, Master Bei said with a serious face: "This shows that lazy pigs and pigs are really the same breed."
"puff!"
"Hahaha!"
"Master Bei! How can you learn badly!"
"Lazy pigs and wild boars are the same breed! (For sure!)"
"Dissection and dissection! It is recommended to dissect the scumbag and the wild boar together!"
"Hey! How did this expert speak?"
Before the live broadcast, Dad Chu had a black line on his face.
Said their son and wild boar are of the same breed, what about them? !
Zihang is the best: "Pure passers-by! One thing to say, this only shows that the scumbag is very good!"
Mother Chu angrily started defending her son in the live broadcast room.
However……
"Excellent ghost! Does your conscience hurt?"
"Passers-by, I suspect that you are the parents of the scumbag! You can even boast about this, there is no one else!"
"It's wrong upstairs. I'm afraid even the scumbag's parents can't say this? They are so lazy and have the nerve to say they are excellent, how thick-skinned their parents are!"
Uh……
This……
Chu's father and mother's face blushed, is it so easy to be seen through?
So embarrassing. . . . .
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