Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

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"Don't worry everyone, Chu Zihang woke up, he doesn't seem to give up the game, he is checking his equipment, let's see how his luck is."

In order to appease everyone, Zhang Keer quickly changed the subject.

As Chu Zihang took out the first item, Zhang Keer explained:

"It's a utility knife. Although it can't be used for chopping wood or anything, it is at least an iron tool. It can still cut food. But it's much worse than the shovels, jungle knives, and axes that other groups made."

"The second item is bad luck. It's a piece of chewing gum, which is useless."

"The third item—well, is this little bag a key ring..."

After Zhang Ke'er found out what Chu Zihang had taken out, she suddenly stunned, her face flushed with embarrassment.

But netizens were happy.

"Pfft! It's a plastic bag! This show team really does a spoof. I beg you to put this product. Isn't this disgusting."

(PS: Plastic bags, a kind of rubber product. Anyone who understands understands it, and those who don’t understand can understand it. The river crab mythical beast is here, and the author has no choice. I hope for your understanding.)

"Hahaha! This little brother has the heart to cry. You can still eat chewing gum. There is no place for this thing to be used."

"You can blow up balloons!"

"The speed of the car upstairs is too fast! Wait for me!"

"I didn't expect the program group to have such a hidden program, pay attention!"

"It's too bad. The three items are equally useful. Compared with the other groups, they are completely poor. It seems that the program group is targeting him."

After Chu Zihang finished unpacking, netizens began to sympathize with what happened to Chu Zihang, this is really bad luck!

Even Zhang Bei, an expert in outdoor survival, shook his head and said, "This player's luck is too bad."

"Master Bei, isn't it? Doesn't he have a utility knife? This should be able to do a lot of things, right?" Zhang Ke'er asked in confusion.

"A utility knife can do a lot of things, and it's very useful, but it also requires him to persist until he needs to use a utility knife."

Master Bei replied in disapproval. Seeing that everyone was puzzled, he began to popularize science and said:

"In outdoor survival, the most important things in the early stage are nothing more than water, fire, and food. Only after these three points are settled can you be qualified to talk about other things.

And this player's utility knife, chewing gum, and plastic bags are completely useless to these three points. It is equivalent to surviving in the wilderness without equipment. This kind of difficulty even makes me terrified, not to mention that he is a novice. "

Bei Ye's remarks seemed to have sentenced Chu Zihang to death.

In order to please the audience, popular niche student Lu Zihan said, "It's okay, he is a scumbag who dares to participate in the show. It's better to be eliminated as soon as possible."

Zhang Keer said in a roundabout way: "I can't say that about him. He is lazy, but he has the courage to sign up for our show, which shows that he wants to change. We should give him a chance, maybe he can give us a miracle. Woolen cloth?"

"Okay, then let's see what miracles this player can bring us."

Although Lu Zihan didn't argue, anyone could hear the contempt in his words.

Zhang Ke'er shook her head, she didn't believe her words.

Survival in the wilderness is all about willpower, endurance, survival skills, and hard work, and this ‘lazy king’ obviously has nothing to do with these four points. What miracles can happen?

...

Chu Zihang didn't know what others thought of his three tools, but he was quite satisfied.

Whether a tool is good or not depends on who uses it and how it is used.

Who says chewing gum has to be weaker than axe?

In his opinion, chewing gum can also become an artifact!

Facing the box of transparent plastic bags, Chu Zihang's eyes were shining, full of deep curiosity, this thing is a super artifact! ! !

After collecting the three tools, Chu Zihang confidently started his journey to find the water source.

Without food, a person can last for a long time, and without water, he cannot live for three days.

As for the box that came with the show team, it's too heavy, and he doesn't have time to carry it.

This is not lazy, it is to save energy!

According to the knowledge of outdoor survival he just learned, the first rule of outdoor survival is to save physical strength!

Only by saving physical strength can we face various emergencies and allow ourselves to survive longer.

And isn't preserving stamina what he is best at?

Chu Zihang smiled slightly.

From this point of view, he should be an SSS-level player!

However, the program team only rated him as an F-level player, which completely violated the scientific principles and was badly rated!

...

Chu Zihang strolled along the path, and soon came to a mountain stream not far away.

This is a very small mountain stream, or in other words, it is just a waterway, and there are no small fish and shrimp.

But because it is living water, the water is quite clear.

Chu Zihang picked up the water and washed his face, eliminating a lot of the heat.

But he didn't drink directly.

Drinking raw water is the most taboo thing in survival in the wilderness, even if it is living water, it is best not to drink it directly.

Because there are not only a lot of suspended matter, microorganisms, but also bacteria and parasites in the water. If you don't boil it, you will suffer from diarrhea and dehydration, and in severe cases, you will be directly poisoned.

But how does the water burn?

Chu Zihang pondered for a while and thought of a good solution.

...

At this time, in the live broadcast room.

Lord Bei nodded and praised: "You see, this player didn't drink raw water directly. It seems that he has done his homework, not to make up the number."

"Che, know what this is? I also know that I need to drink boiled water. But how does he boil water? Not to mention that he will not be able to make a fire, even if he does, he will not be able to burn. He doesn't have any tools. Are they all burned?"

After Lu Zihan was taught by Zhang Keer, he got on with Chu Zihang, and he came up with cynicism.

Zhang Ke'er wanted to explain, but before she could think of a rhetoric, Chu Zihang's next behavior instantly exploded the audience!

——I saw Chu Zihang sneak out a plastic bag from his pocket without making a sound!

This! Should he use it?

It can't be useful, can it?

Didn't he know that the show crew pressed a lot of hidden cameras in the jungle?

And there are drones flying in the sky, so I can't help it for a while, right?

There was a mess in the live broadcast room, and Zhang Ke'er was even more frightened and pale!

Just when Zhang Ke'er wanted to ask the director to cut off the screen, the sudden scene that followed made Zhang Ke'er's mouth grow.

How can this be so?

Not scientific! .

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