Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

In the morning, 7 o'clock.

The sun has just exposed the whole head from the sky, and the city has already begun to get busy.

Office workers walked out of their homes yawning, eyes half-squinted, full of exhaustion and boredom.

Every day is such a repeating journey, every day is such a repeating mechanical labor, no different from an assembly line machine.

For them, this kind of life is like walking dead, no fun at all, just to survive.

"I don't know what happened to the scumbag. I am so envious of his life in the jungle. The air there must be very fresh."

A woman with glasses wrinkled the bridge of her nose because of the smell of gasoline. She suddenly thought of the scumbag who brought her infinite joy yesterday, a slight smile appeared on her face, and she took out her mobile phone before breakfast was eaten. Open the live room.

This is also the reason why Wilderness Survival became popular all over the world as soon as it was broadcast.

Most people's lives are too boring, they want a very different life, whether it's a hard life or a leisurely vacation.

Of course, a leisurely vacation seems a little more refreshing.

"Has it finally started?"

"GKD! I want to see the scumbag!"

"Quick, quick! Can you do a 24-hour show?"

However, at this time, the live broadcast room for commentary had not yet opened, and the anxious audience shouted.

...

"Ke'er, are you ready?"

In the splendid main studio, Manager Liu, who deliberately got up early to arrange everything, asked,

Zhang Ke'er nodded dazedly, feeling like she was in a dream.

Overnight, she jumped from the intern host of the small division live broadcast room to the host of the main live broadcast room. The speed of this upgrade really surprised her.

Behind her, Lord Bei was still sitting, and he and Ke'er transferred over together.

This can be regarded as one person's success, and the two are grateful to Chu Zihang.

The main live broadcast room is not only an improvement in reputation, but also means a lot of business resources and a lot of audiences.

The more viewers, of course, the more rewards and other commercial programs, and the more dividends they can get from it, which is a real benefit.

In addition to them, the program team has also joined several new star guests and hosts, and the cafes are full!

"Okay, that's it." Zhang Ke'er took a deep breath and nodded.

Then, the spotlight hit her, and the show officially started!

"Hello, viewers, welcome to the main live broadcast room, I am the host Zhang Keer, and I am very happy to meet you here. Now, I will introduce you to a legendary player, I think everyone must have known him. To understanding.

That's right, he is the legendary lazy player, condom, cuckold, pig man - scumbag Chu Zihang! "

Zhang Keer's enthusiastic opening remarks kicked off the live broadcast room.

"Xiu Xiuxiu! The scumbag has been promoted to the main live broadcast room, ah! We Keer, this is the meaning of the C debut!"

"It's the C-rank debut of the scumbag!"

"My brother! This is too cool! So many celebrities as guests."

"The main live broadcast room is very powerful! In the future, we scumbags and scumbags will go out and talk about their identities. This is a lot of cards."

As soon as the live broadcast room started, the audience poured in one after another, only to be stunned by the pomp of the "scumbag".

Seeing everyone's enthusiasm, Zhang Ke'er breathed a sigh of relief. She was afraid of being in the cold just now, and then she raised her tone:

"Let everyone wait for a long time, then let's see what the scumbag is doing."

The director was also very quick, and immediately cut out the scene of the scumbag.

"Axi! Why is the scumbag still sleeping! Do you want to be jealous of others?"

However, as soon as the live broadcast room was opened, the glasses girl was angry and said a dirty word!

...

In the jungle, the sun shone down slightly, and the sound of insects and birds came from a distance, a look of vitality.

But Chu Zihang was lying in the hammock, sleeping soundly!

But what's even worse is when the camera in the live room moves under the hammock.

They saw that Zhu Hanhan was sleeping more soundly, with saliva still in his mouth, apparently dreaming about 'food' again.

"Minato! I'm really lazy, this sleep is so sweet! Envy, jealous, hate!"

"Perfect match! A pair of lazy pigs, no wonder they can be friends!"

"I feel sorry for Zhu Bao, being lazy by the scumbag."

"People gather according to kindred, pigs are divided according to laziness!"

"I haven't tried the taste of sleeping until I wake up naturally for a long time. I envy the scumbag!"

In the live broadcast room, the complaints came one after another, which is called envy, jealousy, hatred,

...

"Scum scum!"

Not long after, there was a bright bird singing in the live broadcast room.

Then, two gray birds landed on the hammock and stood beside Chu Zihang.

"Yeah, is this bird saying hello to the scumbag? How do they know that the scumbag is 'scum'?" guest Li Tianming exclaimed in surprise.

"..."

Several people in the program team looked at Li Tianming speechlessly, Zhang Keer complained: "This joke is too cold."

"Uh...is it cold?" Li Tianming smiled awkwardly.

"But this bird is so cute. It's looking at the scumbag. Does it want to eat the 'lazy worm'? Sure enough, the early birds had worms to eat, because there are a lot of lazy worms." Zhang Ke'er joked.

ERRRRRRRRR!

Aren't you cold?

Li Tianming and Bei Ye twitched their mouths with a frozen expression.

Master Bei was speechless at the joke duo, and Kopp said, "This is a mountain dove! Dove family turtledoves, omnivores, they usually appear in pairs or groups."

As if thinking of something, he added: "It tastes good."

"Master Bei, can you be a person! How can you be like a scumbag, thinking about eating everything you see!" Zhang Ke'er shook his head speechlessly, causing everyone to laugh wildly.

At this time, Chu Zihang was also awakened by the noise in his ear.

As a lazy person, I don't have too high demands on life, just eat well and sleep well, but as a result, I can't even sleep, which makes him very uncomfortable.

Looking up, the two birds were still arrogantly yelling at him.

He raised his hand and slapped you, making you arrogant!

However--

This slap only fanned the air, and the two birds flew up so quickly that he couldn't even touch the hair.

"Cuckoo!"

"Cuckoo!"

After the two mountain turtledoves flew up, they became even more arrogant. Standing on the branch was a mockery of Chu Zihang.

"Hahaha! It's comfortable now, the scumbag was woken up and told you to sleep!"

"Tell you to sleep! Look at the birds, the early bird catches the worm, don't you know?"

"NICE! I finally saw that the scumbag was deflated. I don't know why, but I felt much more comfortable."

"+1 upstairs!"

Chu Zihang was a little angry when he got up, and now he was a little hungry, so he said fiercely: "You two are here to bring me breakfast, right? Then I'm welcome!"

"It's broken, the scumbag is in a rage. It seems that these two lazy birds haven't eaten, and they have to become lazy for breakfast."

Zhang Keer said jokingly, full of humor.

"He can eat what he wants? Birds can fly, and he grabs them with his head!"

But at this moment, a discordant voice suddenly rang out.

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