Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

"Snapped!"

sound!

Birds fall!

The crowd did not see how the stone flew out at all, but saw a turtle dove on the tree falling freely.

"Scum! Scum! Scum!"

Another turtledove screamed and flew up, completely ignoring its partner and was about to run for its life.

It shows what is called 'the husband and wife are birds of the same forest, and when disaster strikes, they fly separately'!

This……

Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned.

Into the soul!

Doesn't this even need to be aimed at?

It's so accurate!

Is this the god-level archery talent that the scumbag comes with? !

Is that what plastic bags are for?

"This……"

"This luck..."

In the live broadcast room, Lin Feier's eyes widened, and she couldn't even speak in surprise.

But don't wait for them to react.

Chu Zihang once again put the stone in his hand on top of the plastic bag, bent his bow and arrow again, and was ready to go.

Staring at the turtledove's escape trajectory, Chu Zihang's slingshot moved slowly, making predictions in his heart.

"Snapped!"

Like a cold-blooded sniper, Chu Zihang held Shi Fei again with a blank expression!

‘Whoosh! ’

When the turtledove heard the sound, it was so frightened that it quickly flapped its wings and raised its height very quickly, as if it was a bird with a startled bow.

But Chu Zihang has calmly finished work, quietly looking into the distance, full of force!

"Hum hum!"

The wild boar king, who had been awakened long ago, screamed at this time, urging Chu Zihang to take action quickly, one bird was not enough for the two of them.

"What's the hurry? Let the bullets fly for a while." Chu ZihangN patted the wild boar sternly.

"Scum!"

3 seconds later!

The fast-rising mountain turtledove suddenly screamed, and 'actively' hit the stone that was shot high!

Then it fluttered weakly twice and fell from the sky.

"Go, pick it up, don't eat it raw, I'll cook it for you later."

Chu Zihang patted the pig's butt, and N smiled.

This is the power of precision shooting prediction ability.

Because it was judged that the turtledove would rise because of fear, this little calibration made him a marksman.

"Hum hum!"

The wild boar Wang Le bloomed and drooled again, and then he played the role of a pug and went to pick up delicious food.

And everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned, it was like a little fan watching an idol, and their eyes were full of admiration.

Lin Feier originally wanted to say it was 'luck', but after opening her mouth, she could no longer say these two words.

As soon as she was sent to her soul, she could say it!

But if she got both shots, she was insulting her IQ if she said it again!

"I've got a flying grass! The scumbag has no one's archery skills!"

"Xiu Xiu Xiu! The scumbag is playing with this slingshot. I saw that I was beaten when I was a child!"

"Damn it! How many shots does it take to get such an accurate shot, the scumbag is too ruthless."

"Sure enough, these two birds are here to bring breakfast to the scumbag."

"Don't pretend to be dead! The scumbag's archery is not worth a million? @Du Yusi"

When everyone was applauding, Du Yusi officially rewarded 1,000 rockets, and he also sent a new advertisement by the way:

"Want to have god-level archery like the scumbag? Then please look for Du Yusi! What are you waiting for?"

"Pfft! Grandpa's clothes! Is this official too capable?"

"It's done! Du Yusi's certified marksman! The scumbag is really scumbag!"

"Don't say anything, just buy, buy, buy!"

Netizens laughed.

This ad is a genius!

Du Yusi even wanted to thank Chu Zihang for this advertising genius.

His creative output alone can top their advertising department.

...

After Chu Zihang got rid of the annoying turtle dove, he didn't want to sleep anymore, and was ready to fill his stomach first.

Back in the temporary base, he picked out the empty shell coconuts that had been drunk last night from a small pile of coconuts.

Just like the plan he had in mind last night, he was going to make pots and pans and other cooking utensils today.

With the cooking utensils, he can change the way he eats, drink water, and always eat barbecue, which is too easy to get angry.

And coconut shells are perfect for pots.

Chu Zihang put the coconut shell on the ground and used a utility knife to carve a center line around the middle of the coconut along the small hole poked by the chewing gum, and then deepened it over and over again.

The rare focused expression and tireless scribing action moved the netizens in front of the live broadcast room.

"I'm moved! The scumbag looks so serious and handsome!"

"Ye Qingjie! The scumbag is actually working hard, what reason does this give me to be lazy?"

"No! Scumbag, am I here to see you work hard? Put your work down!"

"Yes, yes, really stop working, otherwise how can I tell my mother that someone is lazy than me in the future."

"However, can the coconut be carved open in this way? It seems so difficult. The coconut shell is very deep."

"As long as the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle, the upstairs looks like a mother's womb SOLO. Don't you understand such a simple truth?"

"??? I suspect it's driving upstairs, but I can't find any evidence."

Carved?

Certainly not engraved.

It took too much work to carve through the coconut, but Chu Zihang didn't have that much perseverance.

He just wanted to carve a deep mark, so that when the coconut splits automatically after a while, the ground can be flattened and the appearance of his bowl is beautiful enough.

That's right!

Automatically split!

Chu Zihang carves the coconut carefully, carving the crack deeper and deeper.

As the depth increased, the blade gradually became stuck, Chu Zihang stopped and stretched a lot.

This depth should be about the same, and he was lazy too.

The wild boar had already run back with the mountain dove in his mouth, and was hummingly urging him to cook.

(Begging for flowers, asking for tickets, thank you everyone!).

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