"Come on, you've been hungry for a long time. You can't eat these grasses. Come, I have something delicious here."
Lin Xiyue immediately entered the role of the eldest sister and cared about Chu Zihang in a big way.
He even thought of Chu Zihang's embarrassment very intimately, so he took the initiative to hand him a roasted plantain: "Come on, you're welcome, let's eat together, I have a lot."
I have to say that the gentle and considerate appearance of the sister next door is definitely the one in ten thousand beautiful girls, which makes people very comfortable.
This is much better than those girls who look down on others because of their beauty, or think that when men approach them, they are beautiful.
"Wow! Love, love! Is there really such a gentle and considerate girl in the world? I believe in love again!"
"Damn it! Look at Miss Xiyue, and then look at me and force the same table, I'm so angry!"
"My colleague is too. I don't even look at what I look like. I always think that others are coveting his beauty, which is disgusting!"
"Mom, mom, don't rush me on a blind date anymore, I have a partner now!"
"My wife is awesome! I love Xiyue's wife!"
"Dude upstairs, co-authored Liu Guanzhang to be righteous in your mouth?"
Lin Xiyue's actions resolutely attracted a bunch of fans, and everyone regarded her as the goddess in their dreams.
Even Chu's father and mother were very satisfied with her, and the balance between Zhang Ke'er and her was heavily tilted towards her.
However……
However, Chu Zihang frowned, tilted his head back, and said with a look of disgust: "No no no, what kind of poop is this, it looks dark and disgusting, I won't eat this."
hiss!
As soon as these words came out, the world was quiet!
This is the ultimate invincible explosive nuclear bomb attack from the straight man of titanium alloy!
Under this bombardment, there was one in front of the live broadcast room, including the super senior straight steel men who were speechless.
Someone's cute little sister took the initiative to give you food, are you talking about people?
"Steel straight man is correct! No, titanium alloy straight man is correct! You deserve to have no girlfriend!" Li Tianming stretched out his thumb, and there was a big "suit" on his face!
"If the parents of the scumbag watch the live broadcast again, they should be very fortunate. In the future, they don't have to consider the cost of buying a house and marriage, which saves a lot of money." The old Jianghu couldn't help but complain, he even suspected the scumbag. Is there misogyny?
"Hahaha!"
Zhang Ke'er couldn't help but burst out in joy!
Then, a bunch of people looked at her strangely.
"Cough! Well, I also think this thing is very similar to Baba, don't you think it is?"
Zhang Ke'er blushed, and quickly said sophistry, but she was speechless in her heart. She didn't expect her to cover up so badly...
Maybe it's because of concern...
Lin Xiyue was almost slapped by the choking, and after a long time she recovered, and said with a dark face:
"Hey! You, I don't dislike that you are an F-level player teaming up with you, and I kindly gave you food, but you still dislike it? You have to starve to death!"
"Miss Xiyue knows that the scumbag is an F-level player, so she is teaming up with him. It's so kind! I'm moved!"
"Wow! It turns out that the little sister is taking care of the self-esteem of the scumbag, you have a heart!"
"Master scum is too steely."
Chu Zihang froze when he heard the words, and said weakly, "But this thing really looks like Baba, if you don't believe me, look at it."
In order to convince the girl to believe, Chu Zihang specially opened the roasted black wild plantain and explained:
"Look at this layer of yellow sticky stuff, doesn't it look like fresh Baba, and the black beans embedded in it are the same as sheep dung eggs? I didn't lie to you, right?"
This--
With such vivid words, the audience looked at this roasted plantain again, and the picture was full of sense. They even suspected that it was a 4D live broadcast room, and it also brought a taste!
Lue!
Lue!
A burst of retching came, and everyone couldn't bear to look directly.
"That's bananas! It's not sheep shit..."
Lin Xiyue roared anxiously, but after looking at it, it was so similar that she couldn't refute it.
That sticky pulp, black and hard plantains...
mouth area!
Lin Xiyue retched suddenly.
"You! If you like it or not, you can leave if you don't eat it! This is the wilderness to survive, and some food is good, and you are also very particular about the poor like me. When you are extremely hungry, you will even eat your own Baba!"
Lin Xiyue was in a hurry, and finally let out ruthless words.
"Uh, okay, then since that's the case, we'll meet again in the future."
Chu Zihang shrugged helplessly. Seeing her like this, it seemed that the team plan had failed this time.
He was embarrassed to stay here any longer.
Shaking his head, Chu Zihang turned and left, muttering dejectedly:
"How can it be wrong to tell the truth? Am I being too honest? Am I the honest person in the legend?"
"Isn't it, am I so miserable? You won't ask me to take over, will you?"
Chu ZiLeng couldn't help shivering.
This! ! !
Lin Xiyue clenched her fists in anger, if she didn't have a trace of reason, she would rush up and beat him up!
The netizens before the live broadcast were even more crazy.
"Honestly, your grandmother has a leg! You said that an honest person would be so slippery with a condom?"
"TT man said that he is an honest person, who is not an honest person in this world?"
"I've never seen such a brazen person!"
"Xiyue doesn't cry, this scumbag doesn't take it, I take it! I'm an honest person!"
"Me, me, me! I'll take this plate!"
"The scumbag is really a man! It's much better than those licking dogs who can't walk when they see a girl."
"I'm joking upstairs, my scumbag titanium alloy assembly, planetary engine!"
"To be honest, how can I suspect that the scumbag is GAY!"
...
"Oh...you!"
Lin Xiyue originally wanted to stop Chu Zihang, but it could be seen that he was bored and walked away, so after thinking about it, he decided to let it go.
"Humph! Pampered little emperors like you are full of 'why not eat minced meat'. Do you know how difficult it is to find this plantain in the wilderness?"
"It's also a good thing to let you go hungry and be beaten by the ruthless iron fist of the wilderness, otherwise you won't know how lazy you will be in the future. When you're starving, you will naturally come back to me."
"I still don't believe it, no matter how hard your mouth is, can you be harder than your stomach?"
Lin Xiyue said to herself angrily, with a determined expression on her face, which made the netizens in front of the live broadcast room laugh.
Can your mouth be harder than your stomach?
Great talk!
But this should be said to himself.
"Oh, by the way, don't eat too much wild plantain. Not only does it taste very bad, but you won't be able to pull out the cake."
Chu Zihang walked halfway, thought of something, and then turned around and reminded him, which drove Lin Xiyue crazy! .
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