Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

"Quick cut to Chu Zihang, there seems to be a fire there."

Zhang Keer hurriedly urged the director to switch the screen, ready to slap the face back.

"Ang? He started a fire? Don't be kidding, that lazy guy is still sleeping, can the fire still ignite by itself? Even if he drills a wood to make a fire, it can't be so fast."

Lu Zihan smiled contemptuously when he heard the words, and immediately retorted mercilessly.

"But the fire did come from his direction."

Bei Ye was also very surprised in his heart, but it was the truth.

At this time, the director also called up the split-screen mode, and put the pictures of Chu Zihang and Lin Xiyue on the screen at the same time.

In the split screen on the left, Chu Zihang was still sleeping under the shade of a tree, with a faint smile on his face. How could he look like he was surviving in the wild!

On the right, Lin Xiyue was sweating profusely, and black marks appeared on her fair skin, which made her extremely embarrassed.

The comparison between the two made the audience go wild again.

"This is making fire, what about fire?!"

The audience's scolding words were only half out, and they were suddenly stunned.

They took a closer look and found that black smoke was indeed rising from Chu Zihang's screen, but it was coming from behind his ass.

"How is this going?"

"Is your butt smoking?"

"I lost! Mom's words of scolding me come true?!"

"Scared! I won't dare to sleep in next time."

"This! What's going on? How did this fire rise?"

"Haunted? Ghost fire?"

"What's the matter? Isn't he sleeping?"

Netizens immediately deleted the scolding words and replaced them with strong curiosity.

Chu Zihang was dreaming of swimming in the happy water of the fat house, and was gradually awakened by the heat behind him.

He turned his head and found that the dead leaves he prepared for the fire had been successfully lit, but the flame was not strong enough, and the dead leaves had already burned half.

"It's pretty fast. It's good to take a nap. Now I can drink hot water."

Chu Zihang stretched his back and quickly stood up to add dead branches and leaves to prevent the fire that was so hard and hard from being extinguished.

He's really not sleepy anymore, he really doesn't need to sleep a second time.

...

"Cheating! He must be cheating! I have to report it to the show team, he must have smuggled a lighter! Don't be fooled by pretending to be sleepy and foolish, thinking we are all fools, right?"

Facing the real flames, Lu Zihan's face was ashen as he roared irritably.

"Impossible! Our program group has undergone strict inspections before the competition. It is impossible for each contestant to bring anything outside the competition clothes."

"If you don't believe me, let's take a look at the video playback. We'll see if it's cheating."

In order to appease the doubts of the audience, Zhang Keer asked the director to call up videos from all angles to show the innocence of the program team.

The video was played back at the original speed at first, but after watching it for a minute or two, Chu Zihang didn't even move his sleeping position.

Then everyone in a hurry increased the speed to double, and then increased to quadruple speed, but still nothing happened.

"Hurry, hurry! Hurry up, don't ink the front, he must be the last lighter."

Lu Zihan stared at the screen, and once Chu Zihang dared to make any covert move, he would be caught straight.

"There's smoke!"

As soon as Lu Zihan finished speaking, Zhang Ke'er exclaimed.

The audience immediately widened their eyes and looked at the video, and they really found a wisp of smoke, in the same position!

"This... how did this fire come about?"

"No, I didn't see it clearly."

"Special function?"

"Fart burst into flames?"

"It is possible that there is ammonia in the fart, which is flammable!"

There was a sudden silence in the live broadcast room, and everyone was stunned.

"Put it upside down again, just now, I still don't believe it, he must have used means!" Lu Zihan roared hysterically, his eyes full of disbelief.

Zhang Keer saw that the audience in the live broadcast room had grown more and more, and now it has reached 15 million people, and more and more people were attracted by the supernatural event of 'Ghost Fire'.

With this trend, becoming the first sister of the platform is now!

So Zhang Keer resolutely said: "Rewind the video to one minute ago, and play it slowly at a speed of 2 times. We can see whether it is cheating or a miracle at a glance. Perhaps, today I can witness this miracle moment together!"

Time passed with difficulty every second, and the lazy king in the video was still soundly asleep.

Everyone held their breath and widened their eyes, hoping to witness this miracle moment with their own eyes!

However……

After the video was over, everyone became confused again.

"Gone?"

"How did the fire rise? Is it really an ability?"

"F*ck! It's haunted in broad daylight, scary!"

In a barrage that exclaimed 'scared', a barrage of "I know!" suddenly floated past, which was extremely dazzling in the sea of ​​barrages.

"What do you know?" Zhang Ke'er asked quickly.

...

"So it is!"

"So it is!"

at this time.

Long Keda, the eccentric Xueba with eyes screamed excitedly.

Then, he flipped his fingers and sent it with the ID of 'Dragon Branch Big Goro': "Everyone, please pay attention to that plastic bag full of water! Understand?"

"???"

"A plastic bag again?"

"What does it have to do with plastic bags?"

Netizens are still puzzled, what does a fire have to do with a plastic bag full of water?

Water and fire are incompatible!

Dragon Branch Big Goro: "You don't understand this yet?"

"You said it!"

Zhang Ke'er felt as if a hundred claws were scratching her heart, she really wanted to beat up this unscrupulous scholar!

A great scholar, isn't it?

Dragon Branch Ogoro: "Have you studied the refraction of light? It doesn't matter if you haven't. You've always taken nature classes in elementary school, right? Do you understand the magnifying glass?"

"You mean, the water polo becomes a convex lens like a magnifying glass at this time, so it focuses the light on one point, so the fire starts?"

At this time, Bei Ye understood.

Ryuko Daigoro: "bingo! The ball is actually a convex lens, and the mineral water bottle in the forest fire is also a convex lens."

"Brilliant! So it is! Why didn't I think of it."

"Little Goro's observational skills are amazing, I can think of it, it's a bit showy."

"A scholar is a scholar, and it really isn't something I can understand."

Netizens are amazed, of course they know this little principle.

But if no one explains, they are afraid they won't be able to sleep at night.

Long live science!

At this time, a barrage of dissatisfaction came out:

"Little Goro is a piece of shit, he's just a stinky scholar, and I'm a scumbag, okay?"

Uh!

The netizens in front of the live broadcast room were stagnant for a while, and suddenly felt enlightened!

"Yeah! Scumbag cow, can you think of this?"

"Water makes fire! Scumbag is a genius. He played with a plastic bag. No wonder he is so confident."

"It's a pity that this plastic bag is not endorsed by the scumbag."

"School is useless! Let's go buy plastic bags!"

"I got it! It turns out that being lazy is also a skill! I don't deserve it!"

"You think the scumbag is lazy? The scumbag is just busy!"

Before he knew it, Chu Zihang, who was called "scumbag", became a "scumbag" and was successfully promoted to the generation of "scumbag"!

At this time, Ryuko Kogoro continued to say:

"However, this is not the most important thing. The key point is that the scumbag doesn't even bother to use the water polo to focus the light spot. Instead, he hangs the water polo on the tree and ignites it automatically... This is the most flamboyant!"

As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

The style of the small knowledge lecture hall with a strong atmosphere of popular science changed suddenly, and it became a lazy small class.

Everyone has a new understanding of Chu Zihang's "lazy". This person has real ability, but laziness is also really lazy.

You have to go to sleep even when you are igniting it, that's it!

In the jubilation, only Lu Zihan's face became darker and darker.

He is a mute who eats Huanglian, and he can't tell if he suffers.

Originally I wanted to flatter the audience and pinch a soft persimmon, but who knew that this lazy egg was actually a durian!

In the end, he simply acted as a mute, and only hoped that everyone would treat him as a transparent person. .

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