Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

"GOGOGO! Bite this scumbag to death!"

"Counsel the scumbag, don't run, let's just face, let me see if you have this size!"

"You will play yin, what kind of hero?"

"dammit, don't worry about the scumbag next time, I'm a dog!"

"+1 upstairs! This kind of foodie doesn't deserve anyone's sympathy!"

"It is recommended that the program team expel this scum from the live broadcast room."

I don't know if it's because Chu Zihang is too cheap, or because of the willpower like a god of war displayed by the giant python,

The barrage has all fueled the python, even a loyal little fan girl like Zhang Keer is no exception!

No way, they are so angry!

The kind that puts a teapot on their heads and boils right away.

At first, they were worried about not wanting it before the live broadcast room. They almost got into a fight with the show crew, and the phone of the policeman was blown up.

Masters such as the Palace Museum also jointly asked the program team for protection, and almost everyone was thinking about how to save him from being buried in the belly of a snake.

As a result, the scumbag was playing with the python there, and the thief was happy, and his mouth was full of jokes.

That behavior, it's like - licking a cat!

Lively staged a 'the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry'.

This is his grandmother's, who can stand it?

Therefore, after confirming that the scumbag is safe and sound, everyone vented their grievances.

And Chu's father and mother are even more angry! ! !

What a fucking son, how can he be so 'bad', people are pitiful for little snakes, and they go to provoke others.

...

It's a pity that the little snake snake was seriously injured and his movements were slow. In addition, Chu Zihang turned into a wild ass. No matter how weak the giant python was, he just guaranteed a distance of 100 meters, and then started to scold~!

Finally, after more than an hour of chasing, the anaconda finally died of excessive blood loss.

"Cry! The snake fell down!"

"—Snake—Snake! (crying)"

"Tears! General Snake is good, the next life will definitely kill the scumbag!"

"The snake is unbearable to be humiliated, and was scolded to death by the scumbag!"

"The scumbag brother pig is a real hammer! Big brother pig, scolding people and criticizing others!"

"Slag Ye Cow! Quickly try to fit the size' '!"

"This one, you come, you come."

The dignified king of the jungle was actually subdued by the scumbag.

Without a doubt, it was a great victory.

Not to mention that it is unique in the [Extreme Wilderness] program, it is a textbook hunting method even if it is released globally.

But I don't know why, everyone is very upset and angry!

"It's broken! It's broken! It's broken now!"

Suddenly, everyone discovered a very bad fact!

The scumbag's saliva is about to hit the ground.

And beside him, lined up is—

Staring at two big round eyes, the bird who has wet his feathers is stupid!

With a shy face, humming and screaming, a pig with a silly face!

And Lin Xiyue, who is beautiful, and despite trying her best to restrain herself, is constantly gulping her saliva in 'gulu' and 'gulu'!

This big family of four foodies really took the anaconda in their minds!

"It's over, the scumbag has delicious food again, I'll slip away first, you guys up."

"Damn it! Being so angry with him, he will continue to be greedy, making a sin!"

"Slip away! Slip away! My lord doesn't take this bird's breath."

"This live broadcast room, don't wait!"

However, the number of people in the live broadcast room did not decrease but increased. With Chu Zihang's magical python hunting operation, the number of people exceeded 40 million for the first time!

The duplicitous audience not only did not leave, but ordered takeout instead, it is so real!

"Scum!"

"Hum hum!"

"Tsk tsk tsk!"

One bird, one pig, and one girl all made the sound of drooling, and then turned their heads to Chu Zihang, looking at the chef eagerly, almost crying.

Bird Benben didn't care about the face of the king of the sky, and hugged Chu Zihang's calf like a penguin, while the wild boar rubbed against Chu Zihang's thigh.

And Lin Xiyue also wanted to go up and act coquettishly, but she really didn't know how to act coquettishly, so she could only look at Chu Zihang with a silly smile.

"Detto, you look at your virtues, I know. Let's have a snake meat hot pot feast today!"

Chu Zihang wiped his saliva and said, it's illegal to eat this stuff outside, and you can only taste this delicious food on a desert island.

"hot pot?"

Lin Xiyue's eyes lit up, and her saliva burst out!

And the barrage is full of "???".

"Eat hot pot for survival in the wilderness? I really don't want to be a human!"

"Master scum, can you give me a way to live? I'm so miserable!"

"No, can we give the show crew a little face, just a little bit! I really don't want to eat hot pot today, my wallet can't stand it!"

"Understood! Let's make an appointment for hot pot! Brothers, I'll grab a seat at the restaurant first. Let's chat while eating."

There was a wailing sound on the barrage, and the audience who had already ordered the takeaway found that the takeout didn't seem to work!

And the reward for the slow Yan Shuning card also came.

As 1,000 rockets took off, the slow Yan Shuning brand advertised:

"The scumbag is really a hero! Have you seen the death of Snake? Don't underestimate chronic pharyngitis!"

"Fuck! I lost you Rem! You remembered to advertise at this time? How about starting?"

"Advertising genius, the program team found a treasure!"

Du Yusi official: "I'm wronged, the scumbag seems to have forgotten me. Is it our destiny to throw it away when we run out?"

"¨〃Don't be crazy! I'll let you go bankrupt tonight! Snake meat is a big supplement, and most people may have a fire three or four times after eating it. I'm afraid you're not going to go bankrupt! @Du Yusi"

Du Yusi official: "Crazy? Just crazy? I can't wait for 1 million! How many times the scumbag dares to use it, let's reward it a few times!"

Du Yusi has now tasted the sweetness of the advertising genius Chu Zihang.

Whether it's out of everyone's recognition of the quality of their products or out of curiosity, sales have soared anyway, occupying 60% of the market for similar products!

And Chu Zihang's reputation as an anchor with goods also resounded throughout the live broadcast, and major manufacturers all paid his attention.

Inexplicably, Chu Zihang has already made millions in advertising dollars. . .

...

Near noon, Chu Zihang had already dealt with the anaconda.

Snake gallbladder can be used as medicine and has excellent medicinal effects. Internal use can be used to clear heat and detoxify, expel wind and dampness, improve eyesight and clear heart, and external use can reduce inflammation and relieve pain, and treat skin diseases. It is a rare treasure!

Python skin is a precious leather material, which is a very good material for making clothes and bags.

The last snake meat Chu Zihang (hao Zhao Zhao) is of course a snake meat hot pot!

The snake meat itself is very tender and delicious, and it tastes very smooth and has the reputation of "taste is better than chicken".

And the anaconda meat is one of the best. It has a very high protein content, and it tastes smooth and smooth. It can be called the best in the world.

In order to be able to eat the deliciousness of snake meat, Chu Zihang specially chose coconut water as the base soup, supplemented with lemongrass to enhance the fragrance.

It can not only remove the fishy smell, but also avoid covering the taste of the snake meat itself, and it is very refreshing to eat.

There is no shortage of dipping ingredients. Zamenghua (wild onion), mountain pepper, and sour honey can be added at will, and each has its own taste.

Not long after, the milky white soup boiled while the family of four waited eagerly.

It's just that this looks, it's all about guts to eat!

In the pot, the long snake meat still retains the black and white appearance of the snake skin.

The netizens in front of the live broadcast room grinned and were frightened by the food for the first time.

This is meow, dark food! .

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