Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

This--! ! !

"You're not dead?"

Before the tears in Lin Xiyue's eyes dried, she subconsciously blurted out and asked.

That stunned expression was hilarious.

"Quack quack!"

"Laughing so hard! Miss Xiyue is so miserable, I didn't expect it!"

"Hahahaha, does Miss Sister think that the scumbag is looking for a short meeting?"

"Laughing and peeing, she was crying just now. She must have thought that the scumbag would commit suicide by throwing herself into the river if she didn't make a confession. How naive!"

"Laughing and peeing, a screenshot of Miss Sister's expression!"

"Miss sister cried just now, she means she is in love with the scumbag."

"Isn't that necessary?"

"She doesn't really think that the scumbag will be self-reliant?"

"It's impossible for my scumbag to do needlework, it's so tiring."

"The scumbag is too cheap for G2, but I like it!"

Netizens burst into laughter, and the effect of the show exploded!

Although I haven't seen the small piece, this joke is not bad.

"Ah? Why should I die?" Chu Zihang was very strange.

"Is that stuff tied to your hand the plastic balloon just now?" Lin Xiyue asked in a blank mind.

She seemed to have noticed something, but she couldn't pierce that layer of window paper, which made her anxious.

"Yeah, it's the balloon just now.

Didn't you let me come down and play with you?

I just wanted to come down and play with you for a while.

But you also know that the water here is so deep that your feet can't touch the ground, so you have to keep floating.

It was so tiring that I was thinking of building a flotation device.

As a result, I asked you to tie a balloon for me, but you didn't help me. It would be troublesome for me to tie it myself. "

Chu Zihang couldn't help but spit out a few words,

For a lazy person like him, having to float all the time is too torturous.

Like now, you can float on the water without doing anything, so beautiful~

"Too tired!!!!"

"Is this also called tired?"

"Hey~~!"

Lin Xiyue's face drooped down, and she gnashed her teeth, wishing she could bite Chu Zihang to death!

It turned out that she would have been wrong in the beginning!

People didn't want to be with her at all, but she thought he wanted to...

So, she has become self-indulgent?

However, he did say something, "Miss, I think..."

The more Lin Xiyue thought about it, the more angry she felt, and she always felt that Chu Zihang was deliberately teasing her.

"Chu Zihang! I fought with you!"

Lin Xiyue roared fiercely, a fierce man dived into the water, and he was bound to take revenge.

When she came out again, she came to Chu Zihang and splashed water on him.

"Hey, hey, don't mess around. It's not safe to blow up the balloon. Then I won't play with you."

Chu Zihang floated on the water and was powerless to resist.

"Safety you sister! Shut up for me!"

Lin Xiyue's face instantly turned red, she couldn't bear to look directly at this word!

And Chu's father and mother are even more angry!

How can there be such a lazy person as their son, it's a sin!

For a broken balloon, he can think of a hundred ways to use it, but he doesn't use the most serious way.

At first glance, it is not a serious balloon!

Mom and Dad Chu are going crazy!

...

"The wonderful use of balloons today, 1/1. It's comfortable~!"

"The balloon can still be used like this, the scumbag's brain hole exploded!"

"It is recommended to change the name to the Balloon Live Room!"

"One hundred ways to use balloons, the completion degree is 6/100. Come on, scumbag!"

"Useless little skills have increased again!"

"Sit back and wait for the scumbag to show 100 ways to use it, I will definitely send a card!"

"+1 upstairs!"

After the netizens gathered another balloon usage, they were in a good mood.

At the same time, I am even more looking forward to Chu Zihang's new usage. It feels like eating a raccoon instant noodle collection card before.

And Chu Zihang is indeed working towards this milestone...

Some netizens who like to do things also spontaneously brought up the rhythm.

"Brothers come out to be beaten! @Du Yusi"

"Aren't you very arrogant? Don't talk now? Huh? @Du Yusi"

"I heard that you can't wait? A hundred ways to make you bankrupt! Are you ready for 100 million? @Du Yusi"

Du Yusi's official: "Cut, I thought the scumbag had the courage, but after waiting for a long time, the lord came here for me. Let alone a hundred ways, even a thousand ways, we won't be cowardly, and beg for bankruptcy. !"

With a reward of one million, Du Yusi is officially happy.

If the scumbag can really use 100 ways, let alone 100 million, they are willing to give it even 1 billion!

With such an advertising genius as the scumbag, their company's performance is afraid to double again~~

If other companies knew about the publicity effect, they would probably be envious.

"Crazy? Alright! The scumbag will kill you sooner or later!"

"Master scum rush rush! A hundred ways to bankrupt him!"

"It's time for the scumbag to show the real technology!"

The arrogant group of netizens can't wait to see the next usage of the scumbag!

Only the Green Arrow official was extremely aggrieved: "I also want to go bankrupt! I will pay double!"

...

After taking a bath, Chu Zihang didn't plan to go any further, and planned to set up camp here temporarily and set off tomorrow.

After the bonfire was raised, Chu Zihang put the two people's laundry on the rack to dry in a pair of pants.

And Lin Xiyue hid on the other side embarrassedly, and made a simple dress with plantain leaves to wear.

Fortunately, the weather is hot enough now that changing clothes is not a problem.

But it is definitely not enough to have only one set of clothes. It is a bit dirty if you can't change it.

Chu Zihang pondered whether he could find some materials for making clothes, such as hemp, silk and cotton, after he settled down in the mountains.

At that time, I will be working on a spinning wheel, weaving cloth and making clothes by myself, otherwise it will be unbearable when winter comes.

After a while, the clothes were dried, and the two of them changed into clean clothes and felt much more comfortable.

Taking advantage of the fact that there is still some time before dark, Chu Zihang intends to find something to do.

"Go, do you want to go fishing?"

Chu Zihang greeted Lin Xiyue.

"fishing?"

"Of course!"

Lin Xiyue's eyes lit up and she agreed!

Fishing is super fun, waiting for the fish to be hooked is full of a sense of accomplishment.

"But we don't have a rod or line."

Lin Xiyue turned her head and found the problem again.

"It's okay, we can do it ourselves, you can just come and help me."

"Okay."

Lin Xiyue suddenly thought that this guy is a man who can even make a horse. He didn't even have a fishing rod, so he immediately followed.

The two searched for wood in the nearby woods.

There are a lot of attention to the selection of fishing rods. Sea fishing is different from Taiwan fishing, and there are different fishing rod choices for different fish.

Chu Zihang is not too particular about it, he can use whatever he wants. Anyway, he is just playing, and he can just find a hardwood.

It is not a problem to replace the fishing line with hemp rope, and the fish will not stop eating just because they see the line.

It is very particular about the hook.

In the wilderness, metal hooks are a no-brainer.

Generally, fish cards are used instead of hooks, that is, the ends of bones and wood are sharpened. After the fish eat the bait, they will get stuck in their stomachs and hook them up.

However, the efficiency of the fish card is very low. Some fish are useless if they find a hard object if they do not swallow it, which is completely incomparable to a fish hook.

But there are too few things that can be used as fish hooks in the wild, and Chu Zihang could not find the materials originally.

Fortunately, I killed a giant python today!

The barbed teeth of the python, along with the jaw bone, are just fine to grind into a fishhook.

The fish float can be made with hollow reeds.

After gathering the materials, Chu Zihang and Lin Xiyue assembled a fishing rod by themselves. After bringing the bait, they happily went fishing.

However, ordinary fishing is obviously not Chu Zihang's style....

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