Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

"Humph, don't come out and eat my bamboo forest if you have any kind of seeds. As long as you dare to eat it, my lord can catch you!"

After Chu Zihang had dealt with these little traps, a triumphant smile appeared on his face.

In order to catch the bamboo rat, he paid a huge price!

These bamboo mushrooms and bamboo shoots are very delicious, in order to attract bamboo rats, he did not pick them.

But reluctant to let the child catch the wolf, Chu Zihang is also very atmospheric.

"??? This bamboo forest is yours?"

"Bamboo Rat: Have you discussed it with me?"

"This is outrageous, scumbag! It's so righteous to grab the bamboo rat's home!"

"Don't be fooled by the bamboo rat! Look better, I can see all those ropes."

"Why should foodies be difficult for foodies?"

Everyone has a question mark.

But in Chu Zihang's eyes, this area has become his home, and everything should belong to him.

Including those disobedient bamboo rats, they had to be eaten tonight.

But now.

Looking at this bamboo forest, Chu Zihang thought of the jicama that had not been transplanted, and was ready to do something serious.

The cold potatoes have been put down for a few days, and they are a little wilted. Today, no matter what, a fertile field has to be cultivated and transplanted into it.

And cultivating fertile land is not so easy.

It hasn't rained recently, and the ground is so dry and hard that it's hard for even the wood to dig out the ground.

And using a machete to dig the soil bit by bit to transplant, this is obviously not Chu Zihang's style.

He is going to irrigate and moisten a piece of land first, and then make a plow for pigs to plough the land.

This not only saves the trouble of digging soil, but also saves the work of irrigation at one time. This is the style of lazy people.

So Chu Zihang thought of a good way, and then took out his machete and came to a bamboo.

Moso bamboo is very tall, very thick, and hollow inside, making it perfect for water pipes.

And if you need tiles to build a house, these are also natural tiles, which can be used for furniture or tableware in the future.

The more collected this natural building material, the better.

Chu Zihang stroked his sleeves, got his hands and ankles, and was ready to fight.

For the ideal home!

Fight!

Chu Zihang ignited a battle of wits, he Chu Zihang is not really that lazy!

He just doesn't want to work hard, it's not that he can't work hard.

Once he works hard, everyone will be overshadowed by it.

Today is the moment when he shocked the world!

"Yeah, it's the first time I've seen Master Slag's serious expression, is Master Slag 25 planning to live a good life?"

Zhang Ke'er was a little moved, and she felt that Chu Zihang was more handsome.

"It should be, Master Slag just checked around and saw that it means that he is ready to settle down, so he is ready to chop bamboo to build a house." Master Bei nodded and guessed Chu Zihang's plan.

"It's like this for all men. They have to fight so hard for the house." Li Tianming also sighed.

Chu Zihang took a deep breath, waved his machete high, and slammed it down on the bamboo, with great force!

"Snapped!"

A crisp sound sounded, and the machete was bounced half a meter high.

But that bamboo leaves only a little imprint.

"errrrrrrrrrr"

Chu Zihang felt numb and embarrassed.

Of course he was not convinced, so he swung the machete again!

"Snapped!"

There was another crisp sound, and there was still only a slight crack in the bamboo, which was quite tough.

However, the effort is only three seconds~!

Chu Zihang admitted this cruel fact.

He has no talent for hard work!

He really doesn't deserve to work hard!

Chu Zihang blew the summoning whistle, and after a while, the wild boar king ran over.

"Pig, come on, break these bamboos, and add a bamboo rat's leg to you at night!"

With a wave of Chu Zihang's hand, the pig, lured by the food, immediately accelerated and crashed into a bamboo forest.

"Crack!"

"Crack!"

"Crack!"

Like a tank, under the huge tonnage and momentum of the Wild Boar King, the bamboo that was originally indestructible in front of Chu Zihang was knocked into a large area!

"Humph!"

After the wild boar king broke 10 bamboos in a row, he finally stopped, shook his body, and looked at Chu Zihang as if taking credit.

"...The scumbag is still lazy as always, I thought he was going to work hard."

"It's still pigs, pigs and cattle! This special meow is a road roller!"

After getting the bamboos, Chu Zihang bundled them up and pulled them back by Zhuzhu, the transportation leader.

"Zihang, you brought so much bamboo back? Are we going to build a shelter?"

Lin Xiyue smiled when she saw that Chu Zihang had brought so many bamboos so diligently.

She knew that he must have worked hard for the nest of their love, and the tree of love in her heart had grown to the height of her calf!

However--

Chu Zihang shook his head decisively, and said with a look of disgust:

"Shelter? No, that's too low. We're going to build a big villa. We're not in a hurry to build the house. Let's do a water supply project first."

"Waterworks?"

Lin Xiyue frowned, her brows twisted into a frown.

There is no home, why is there a water supply project?

"Yeah, so we have convenient tap water to use, so you can go to pick up water every day in the future."

Chu Zihang looked very considerate for Lin Xiyue.

But Lin Xiyue rolled her eyes, gritted her teeth and said, "I thank you!!!"

What does it mean to save her from picking up water?

Co-authoring this life is already hers?

How could she be so miserable~ Met such a lazy bastard!

And the guests in the live broadcast room were also curious.

"Water supply project? Isn't this technology tree climbing a bit fast? Others are still in the Stone Age, so my scumbag is going to fly to the modern age?"

"It's not a problem, the key point is that this technology tree is too crooked! Can we build the shelter first, why are we just thinking about being lazy?"

Zhang Ke'er shook his head speechlessly, refreshing his understanding of his laziness once again.

...

"I said you don't understand. You come to help me with my work first, and you'll know how convenient it is when it's done."

Chu Zihang greeted her, too lazy to explain to her.

"..."

Lin Xiyue gave Chu Zihang a blank glance, but she still went to work obediently.

With Chu Zihang's operation, she really couldn't understand it.

...

With the addition of Lin Xiyue, Chu Zihang began to work.

First, split the bamboo in half from the middle to make a semi-circular pipe.

This process is much easier than cutting moso bamboo. Due to structural problems, moso bamboo has strong compressive capacity, but it does not have much resistance to this shearing force.

As long as an opening is cut, and the machete is pushed down with a wooden stick against the opening, it hardly takes too much effort, and the bamboo will be split into two complete halves.

And the bamboo part needs to be opened up, and this job is handed over to Lin Xiyue, and it doesn't take much effort.

It only took about half an hour to get it done.

After pulling the processed bamboo to the river, Chu Zihang started the water diversion project.

The so-called water diversion project is actually very simple. Put the bamboo in the small river and fix it, and the river water will naturally flow out through the bamboo pipe.

Then, as long as the other pipes are placed under the last semi-circular bamboo for relay, and the lower bamboo is lower than the upper bamboo, the water will flow naturally.

This process is very simple, with the cooperation of Chu Zihang and Lin Xiyue, the progress is not bad.

"I'm going! There seems to be something!"

"It feels really good."

"The scumbag's idea is a bit 6."

The audience watched and saw what the scumbag was thinking, and couldn't help being aroused by a strong curiosity, wanting to witness this magical moment.

Before they knew it, they had forgotten that this was survival in the wilderness, and regarded it as a construction game!

It's building a house and climbing a technology tree, and it's full of sense of cultivation!

...

An hour later, with the cooperation of Lin Xiyue and Chu Zihang, a semi-circular passage through fields and homesteads was successfully built. The end of the passage was in front of the downstream river, allowing the river water to return to the creek again.

This way the ground stays dry when no water is used.

When using water, you only need to install a bamboo pipe under any pipe.

"Okay, I'm going to divert water here. See if you have water over there."

Chu Zihang shouted to Lin Xiyue downstream, and then inserted the upstream pipe into the water.

After the bubbling water entered the pipe, a splash of water stirred up, and then flowed downward.

After one section is finished, it flows into the next section, completely unimpeded.

"Come! Come! Out of the water!"

Lin Xiyue shouted excitedly downstream.

Their water diversion system worked!

"**!"

"Cow! This water supply project is really done!"

"Du Yusi sent a congratulatory message! Congratulations on the perfect closing of the project!"

"Slow Yan Shuning sent a congratulatory message!"

"Green Arrow Chewing Gum sent a congratulatory message!"

"NICE!"

"Something! Scumbag's technology tree is really a bit too much!"

The barrage was full of jubilation, and netizens really had a feeling that they were done, and they were very excited.

For a time, there were many gifts in the live broadcast room, and major brands came to send a wave of gifts, which made Chu Zihang earn hundreds of thousands more.

But suddenly, Long Branch Daigoro sent a color barrage:

"It's broken! It's broken! It's going to be miserable! Look at the bamboo rats! They're dying~! They even ran out."

"This?"

"Bamboo rat?"

"What's up?"

Netizens who were immersed in the joy of the project's ribbon-cutting were stunned for a moment, and turned their attention to Chu Zihang's deputy live broadcast room.

This is a small live broadcast room specially opened to meet the requirements of the audience. It belongs to Chu Zihang, and all the income in it is also owned by Chu Zihang.

And the content of the live broadcast in this live room is the little bamboo rat. The program team has long left several drones in the trap area made by the scumbag.

Cameras to observe trap conditions.

In the originally peaceful live broadcast room, a fat bamboo rat head emerged from the dark hole.

That fleshy little face, small eyes, and a confused expression turned a group of people over as soon as it came out.

After waiting for a long time to find that there was no danger, the bamboo rats were already growling with hunger.

As a foodie, it can't stand hunger at all.

So Big Brother Bamboo Rat, as a representative, came out to see the situation, and as soon as there was danger, it would immediately burrow back into the hole.

After staring at it with small eyes and looking left and right for a while, it took a spy step and went out for a lap. After confirming that there were really no enemies, it turned its head and said something to the cave.

Afterwards, the same fleshy little melons emerged from the hole and came out sitting in rows, like kindergarten children.

"Squeak squeak!"

"Squeak!"

The army of Bamboo Rat foodies discussed for a while, and some wanted to run towards the Chu Zihang base, wanting to eat meat.

Some are timid and point in the direction of the bamboo forest, wanting to eat bamboo.

Finally, under the leadership of Big Brother Bamboo Rat, a group of Bamboo Rat headed towards the bamboo forest.

On the way, the little bamboo rats were very disciplined, one after another, each keeping a certain distance.

Once in danger, they can quickly disintegrate into pieces and run away, striving for the maximum survival rate.

But when they got close to the bamboo forest and smelled the fragrance of the bamboo, they couldn't help but smashed their mouths twice, revealing their front teeth.

Then--

"Squeak squeak!"

In front of the food, the bamboo rats forgot all their discipline and ran forward desperately. Whoever runs first will be able to pick the best food!

So under the camera, a group of chubby bamboo rats played a race at the pace of a grandmother.

Brother Bamboo Rat, who ran at the front, caught the biggest bamboo mushroom at first sight, and rushed over desperately!

"Don't! Little bamboo rat, don't act like a fool, there are traps!"

"It's broken! It's broken! This is the rhythm to destroy the group!"

"Quick! Stop them!"

"Crowdfunding saves the life of the bamboo rat!"

"No, this bamboo rat is really a foodie, aren't you worried about the danger?"

Netizens broke their hearts for the bamboo rat.

And the brother who controls the drone doesn't know if he is also a member of the rat lovers. He really lowered the drone and blocked it in front of the bamboo rats.

"Squeak!"

The little bamboo rats were startled by the strange things in front of them, and Sa Yazi ran back.

"call!"

"Thank you, Big Brother Camera, for saving your life!"

"Thank you bro!"

"Program team! Add chicken legs to the cameraman today, the money is mine!"

"Add abalone, I'll pay for it!"

"I'm out too!"

Netizens burst out with strong gratitude and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

This group of bamboo rats is really brave, if they are caught by the scumbag, they will not feel cute when they see them at night, it will be drooling.

But within 10 seconds of everyone being relieved, the little bamboo rat seemed to realize that the strange thing didn't mean to attack them, and stopped.

"Squeak!"

The most daring Big Brother Rat looked at it a few times, and all the cautious little expressions were broadcast live to the eyes of the audience, which once again made everyone's face cute.

Then, as if to show his courage to lead the big brother, it suddenly lifted a 5 cm long fading, stood up, and let out a mighty 'evil dragon roar', as if to scare the other party away.

That cute look brought tears to everyone's laughter!

"It's quite brave! It scared me!"

"RUA! The dragon roars! Are you afraid?"

"Stop shouting! Stop shouting! Mom is afraid!"

"What is that little dot? It can't be a little gogo, right? It's too small..."

"Quack! It's so cute, I really want to have one to play with."

Netizens, the eldest brother who controlled the drone also pretended to be afraid and flew the drone back a bit.

This gave Big Brother Mouse enough face. After he made sure that this piece of shit was not dangerous, he immediately waved his long tail to the younger brothers behind him and made a 'safe' signal.

"Squeak!"

So a group of bamboo rats rushed to the delicious bamboo forest again, and one ran faster than the other, as if to prove that they were also very heroic!

When the drone flew down again, the bamboo rat brother was not afraid, and even slapped this strange thing with a slap from PIA', and the camera was shaking!

Then they rushed towards the bamboo forest again without reducing their speed.

"This...."

"Damn it! This special meow is still going?"

"I'm not afraid of death! You deserve it!"

"Toutie? Is it really with the scumbag's family?"

The audience of this scene has a toothache!

These old fathers and mothers finally understood the feelings of Chu Dad and Chu Mom.

"Squeak!"

Big Brother Bamboo Rat was the first to rush to the front, his mouth widened in excitement, saliva flowed out, and he bit the bamboo mushroom.

But suddenly, it seemed to kick something under its feet and made a crisp sound.

"Whoosh!"

A cracking sound resounded very quickly.

The sling mechanism was successfully triggered, the sling shrank rapidly, and the rebounding bamboo hoisted the bamboo rat!

"Squeak!"

Big Brother Mouse's frightened mung bean-like small eyes closed, his short legs kicked back and forth in the air, and a frightened scream came out of his mouth.

"Whoosh whoosh!"

"Whoosh whoosh!"

"Whoosh whoosh!"

But before Big Brother Rat's warning was received by the other Bamboo Rats, the greedy Bamboo Rats shrunk and fell into the trap!

A plump bamboo rat was hung in the air, screaming one after another, frightening the little cute creature.

"Tell you to be greedy!"

"Deserving it! Crazy to death, who will die if you don't die?"

"Aren't you greedy now?"

"This is the fate of foodies! Let's see how the scumbag eats you!"

Netizens hate that iron is not steel and curse, just like Chu's mother and Chu's scolding Chu Zihang.

They completely forgot that they were also scolded by their parents like this. . . .

But after seeing their miserable appearance, they were still distressed.

"Squeak!"

Big Brother Bamboo Rat kicked his short legs and struggled hard, constantly shaking his fat body, trying to break free from the rope and escape.

"Come on! You can escape."

"Come on, let's cheer the bamboo rat together, they should be able to break free from the rope and escape." Zhang Ke'er led everyone to pray for the bamboo rat.

"Squeak!"

Big Brother Mouse shook his body and shook the rope, as if he wanted to turn over.

Then shake it again, and the amplitude increases again, and it is closer to turning over.

"squeak--!"

Big Brother Mouse blushed, roared vigorously, shook his body vigorously, and swayed the rope completely.

Then it stretched out its little arms, grabbed it desperately, and let out a victorious cry!

It did it!

only--

Everyone's faces turned black, and they almost smashed their phones!

PS: Super chapter, 6000 words.

In the early morning, before going to bed, do not change the word 1W2, my TM live broadcast said five-speed electric fan!

Do what you say you do, men must be tough on themselves, really can't be lazy! .

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