Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

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"My special meow is a flying grass! This special meow is dead! If you try harder, he will lose his breath!"

"Scumbag, I advise you to be kind!"

"If you want to eat, just say it, the gods have no energy!"

"Please dry your saliva before you speak, so I might trust you with a punctuation mark!"

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Chu Zihang slapped it with a slap, the bamboo rat eldest brother tilted his head, and he was beaten up!

Then Chu Zihang didn't care how the audience in the live broadcast room reacted. Of course, he didn't know how they reacted.

He self-consciously tied the bamboo rat with the rope of the trap, and then put it into Lin Xiyue's Chanel bag.

Not to mention, this little bamboo rat is really not covered when it looks fat, such a small bamboo rat, one actually weighs two or three pounds.

But it is still only a juvenile rat, and when it becomes an adult, it will grow to at least seven or eight pounds, and that is the time when it tastes the best.

Chu Zihang squeezed its belly, it was soft and warm, and it was a good pillow.

Of course, it's even better for eating.

But it's still too small, it's delicious enough to have a big bamboo rat

If a ten-pound adult fat bamboo rat burns a pot of roast pork, it will definitely be a pot of deliciousness!

Thinking of the taste, Chu Zihang not only smashed his mouth twice, but his greedy meat was about to fall off. He wished he would eat the bamboo rat now.

And when the bamboo rats, who were squinting and peeking, saw this scene, their frightened souls were about to come out of their sheaths!

This man - is the devil!

He is a big devil who is even worse than a peregrine falcon!

Chu Zihang shook his head and turned his attention to the other little bamboo rats trapped by the traps.

good guy.

one two three four five six seven!

Seven rats on one vine!

This is a gourd baby! This is it!

Seeing how they were pretending to be dead but couldn't help shivering, Chu Zihang couldn't help being playful and shouted:

"Come on, let's see which little bamboo rat is suffering from heat stroke. Let's cook it together today to save the waste."

"Squeak!"

"Squeak!"

"Squeak!"

Chu Zihang's voice fell, and in the bamboo forest, the little bamboo rats who were pretending to be dead were shouting at their throats, saying that they were completely fine!

"Scum scum!"

"Humph!"

The wild boar king and the peregrine falcon laughed and screamed, and were amused by the stupid cuteness of the little bamboo rat.

Then--

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The peregrine falcon also spread its wings, imitating Chu Zihang, and gave a small bamboo rat a slap in the face.

"No heatstroke?"

Chu Zihang frowned.

He came to a small bamboo rat with dull hair, lifted its tail, and complained:

"Looking at your hair style is so weird, like a lazy sheep, your brain is not good, why do you have to step on the trap when you have nothing? Did I catch you?"

"..."

"Zihang, isn't this hairstyle very cute? How can you look stupid? "

Even Lin Xiyue couldn't stand it any longer.

"Oh, I see. It may have been listening to music too much, suffered from depression, and couldn't give birth to mice. It's sorry! So it can't think about it. We might as well satisfy its wishes and let it get rid of it."

"Wow-wow!"

The dumb bamboo rat was so frightened that it burst into tears in an instant, and shouted desperately with its small mouth open, tearful and pitiful.

Those small expressions made those who saw it sad and those who heard it wept. Lin Xiyue couldn't bear to watch it any longer.

After all, she is a girl, with a kind personality, and her nature has a maternal aura.

The first time she saw Chu Zihang, an F-rank weak chicken, she wanted to help him because of her motherhood.

But now the other party was a group of mice, Lin Xiyue hesitated.

She knew that it was a wilderness to survive, and she also knew the laws of the jungle, and finally she gave the choice to Chu Zihang.

She listens to him.

Probably this is marrying a chicken with a chicken and marrying a dog with a dog.

But Chu Zihang nodded as if he had obtained evidence: "Look, this depressed person is crying, and he has to be killed!"

"??????"

"NICE! It's time to suppress the cloud again!"

"Net suppressing cloud wind (cfaa) comment was killed!"

"Master scum, let's be a person. How old are the mice? They can't have mice at all. Why are you sorry?"

"Crap! Just say it if you want to eat it, don't make excuses there!"

"The little bamboo rats are so pitiful, I beg the scumbag to let them go."

"One person's blood book begs to be spared! Bamboo rat is so cute, why eat rat!"

"Crowdfunding saves a mouse's life! I'll take a plane!"

"I'll send a rocket! The show team will stop the scumbag!"

After the first plane took off, netizens were encouraged to start crowdfunding to keep the bamboo rat alive.

Airplanes, rockets, cards, fish balls, everyone who has money to contribute, and strong contributions, the live broadcast room is full of gifts, and this top-level live broadcast room is brought one card by one.

In just such a short time, the running water exceeded 5 million!

When the girls burst out with sympathy, they were simply irrational, and the rewards were like flowing water.

Chu Zihang also earned more than 3 million easily because of 70% of the rewards and bonuses.

Under the strong request of everyone and the heavy reward, Zhang Keer was under pressure, and after seeking the opinions of the program team, he said:

"Okay, in order not to undermine the fairness of the show, I can use the interview session within the scope of the rules to help everyone convey the opinions of crowdfunding to save mice.

But how the scumbag chooses we have no right to interfere, and please respect the personal choice of the scumbag and do not rise to any heights.

Boxers don't come to fight. This is survival in the wilderness, and eating small animals is only natural. "

"Can!"

"agree!"

"That's it!"

Everyone on the barrage supported, and there was a glimmer of hope that it was better than nothing at all.

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Soon, a communication sound came from the bracelet of the program team.

Chu Zihang, who had already been interviewed once, was immediately connected.

"Hello, Mr. Chu, I'm Zhang Ke'er, the host of the main live broadcast room. Now I'm entrusted by the audience to come and interview you."

Zhang Ke'er said anxiously.

"Oh, what's the interview?" Chu Zihang came to the interest.

"It's like this. The audience hopes to let the little bamboo rats die instead of killing them. For this reason, they just crowdfunded 5 million and rewarded them in your live broadcast room, and you can get more than 3 million of them."

"I don't know if you are willing or not? If you are willing, I believe that everyone will have more rewards. Of course, if you are not willing, we also respect your personal choice and will not take back the share you have earned."

Zhang Keer quickly added that he was afraid that Chu Zihang would misunderstand.

"Oh? Made that much money?"

Chu Zihang raised his eyebrows, as if he had discovered a way to make money!

In such a short period of time, more than three million yuan was obtained.

It's faster to make money than to win a championship. It's too comfortable.

Although he Chu Zihang doesn't care about money, it's better to have money than no money.

More importantly, Chu Zihang had no intention of slaughtering them at all!

At least it doesn't mean to kill them now.

Isn't this free money?

First of all, these bamboo rats are too small, they are not yet adults, each two or three pounds, after the bones are removed, the meat is too little, it is not enough to waste time, it is not worthwhile.

What he wanted to catch was the big bamboo rat, and killing one was enough to eat one meal.

Second, killing bamboo rats is also very inconsistent with the concept of sustainable development. If you eat all the bamboo rats, how will you eat bamboo rats in the future?

Thirdly, he was new to this place, and he was not familiar with this place. He was short of a few local snakes to inquire about news. This group of gadgets who like to steal chickens and dogs is perfect.

They can also help with things like digging the ground.

Fourth, he also thinks that these little things are very fun, and they can be regarded as adding some fun to the boring jungle life when they are raised and tortured.

More importantly, it doesn't take time and resources to raise them, just let them eat bamboo.

If there are leftovers, they can also be handed over to them, saving the garbage.

Chu Zihang couldn't help but almost laughed out loud.

It didn't do anything, just prostituted a bunch of gifts, and got seven tool mice.

This wave of empty gloves and white wolves - earn blood!

"Cough cough!"

You can't laugh when you're so serious.

Chu Zihang decisively frowned and said "reluctantly":

"Let them go? They are delicious meat. But since everyone said it, it's not impossible, I can give everyone a face.

But see how they perform and see if they are useful. "

"Squeak!"

"Squeak!"

The little bamboo rats immediately showed their magical powers across the sea.

Some of them showed off their kung fu, some showed their front teeth, and some were digging holes in the ground...

I almost couldn't hold back Chu Zihang's teasing, it made me laugh!

Zhang Keer also struck while the iron was hot and said:

"Mr. Chu Zihang, you can see that these mice are very capable (if they are cute).

And they are so small, there is no meat, and you are not short of meat, why don't you kill them? "

"Okay, then I'll kill them."

Chu Zihang nodded, letting everyone in front of the screen breathe a long sigh of relief. Before he knew it, he was already sweating.

"Then you guys will follow me in the future, and whoever doesn't obey will eat whoever."

Chu Zihang patted the bamboo rats' minds, frightened them, and threw the [Beast Taming] to them.

"Squeak!"

The little bamboo rats didn't mean to resist at all, their two little paws were still hugging in front of them, and they nodded their heads like pounding garlic, which was simply adorable.

"Thank you for not killing the scumbag!!"

"Thank you for not killing the scumbag!"

"Large-scale cartoon, scumbag and his seven gourd mice are officially launched!"

"NICE! The little bamboo rats must hold the scumbag's thigh tightly!"

"I announce that from now on this live broadcast room will be dominated by the Bamboo Rat Party, and the Pig Party and the Silly Bird Party will be rude!"

The netizens wiped off their sweat, and the atmosphere suddenly became joyful. Everyone felt that they had accomplished great things, and another wave of gifts started.

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Chu Zihang put the bamboo rats down.

Because they were domesticated, they did not run, but climbed up to Chu Zihang in a row under the leadership of Big Brother Rat, and lined up in a row, making Chu Zihang's all cute.

On the other hand, Peregrine Falcon and Pig Pig slapped their mouths twice in annoyance, and the fat in their mouths flew away.

But soon, the two of them forgot about the food, and began to fight for the second brother!

With this group of younger brothers around, it would be cool to take them out for a walk!

"Scum scum!"

"Humph!"

The wild boar and the peregrine falcon fought again, and it was the pig and the bird that jumped, making the little bamboo rats tremble.

Devil!

They are all devils!

"thank you!"

Lin Xiyue smiled and was very satisfied with Chu Zihang's love.

Chu Zihang waved his hand and said coolly, "No thanks, let's fatten them up before killing them!"

"squeak--!"

The little bamboo rats stared at each other in an instant, and they became JPGs from fright!

This man is the devil! ! !

Chu Zihang smiled 'hehe'.

As the saying goes, having a pet is pointless if it's not for fun!

When the peregrine falcon and the wild boar king heard it, they were also frightened and froze, instantly stunned, and dared not make a sound!

Especially the king of wild boars, this foodie has begun to think about losing weight for the first time!

It doesn't want to be fattened and then killed.

So the wild boar king immediately ran to Chu Zihang to please him, saying that he was strong and could work!

work?

The corner of Chu Zihang's mouth twitched, revealing his iconic white teeth.

This is what you asked for!

Chu Zihang had a great idea in his mind!

PS: Today we will have another 12,000 challenge, 4000 will be sent first, in the evening and in the early morning. .

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