Destroying the World Starts From Marvel

Of course, a headshot bullet is not enough to stop Deadpool's actions, but in a few seconds, Deadpool's rotten head returns to its original state. Although he has a very serious tendency to self-abuse, this does not mean that he is used to being beaten. Without changing hands, the ninja sword in his hand violently slashed towards the clown in the next second.

The sharp blade of the katana slashed the silver revolver in the Joker's hand neatly in half, but Harley Quinn in the passenger seat also took a heavy machine gun and stretched it out.

"Oh, that's spectacular, I mean those two lumps on your chest..."

Before Deadpool's sexual harassment was over, the heavy machine gun in Harley's hand spit out violent flames at almost zero distance from him, and the storm-like bullets shot Deadpool's body into a tattered dirty rag. , but obviously Deadpool himself doesn't care about this kind of treatment, and he always bears all the attacks from the Joker and Harley with a leisurely look.

"Can't you understand? I'm dead. No! Look, even if I shoot myself in the head, uh!" As Deadpool said, he actually took out his pistol and shot himself in the temple. The bullet went in from one side and came out from the other, penetrating Deadpool's entire brain, causing him to lose strength and collapse on the seat.

Even in this situation, Deadpool still waved his hands mischievously and said, "Ah! It's okay, I'm okay! Give me a few seconds, Deng Deng! Resurrected with blood!"

"Mr. J, what should we do?" Harley was obviously frightened by the amazing ability of Deadpool, and looked at the clown worriedly, but only saw the face of the clown who was laughing with excitement.

"Isn't this--isn't it great? Ahahaha..." The clown reached out to the petals on his chest and gently pressed a button, "Delicious meal, let me add some to you Seasoning."

Before Deadpool could understand what was going on, a strong corrosive acid rushed towards his face, corroding his red hood, and of course, destroying the face under the hood.

Deadpool covered his face and wailed: "Oh, my handsome and beautiful face, oops, I'm going to be disfigured! Wait, my face is already bad..."

So Deadpool loosened the fingers that covered his face, revealing his ugly face like a cockroach with teeth, but it was once again frightening that Harley's face was pale. He punched the clown in the face, making the clown's head come into close contact with the steering wheel.

The steering wheel was hit by a 380-degree rotation, causing the clown car to drift directly, and then it rushed out of the highway guardrail and rolled into the air.

In the tumbling carriage, the three of them continued their fierce offensive and defensive battle. Deadpool took out two guns and shot the Joker and Harley frantically.

The bullet rubbed infinite sparks in the narrow compartment, and the splashed blood stained every piece of glass red.

When the car finally fell to the ground, only the Joker and Deadpool climbed out of the car, and Harley Quinn died directly in the clown car. This is not a big problem. With the armor of the clown car that can't even destroy the tank's main gun, it is impossible to detonate because of this small fall.

Although the clown is still full of energy from his expression, the damage caused by Deadpool can't be concealed, and Deadpool's injury seems to be enough to die a dozen times, but it quickly recovers under the action of self-healing factors , it won't take long for it to be resurrected in situ.

Deadpool was lying on the ground in a big font like this, looking like he was being slaughtered, but those who knew him knew that no matter what he did to him, it was impossible to kill him. Although the clown didn't lose his strength to this extent, he also didn't have the energy to escape quickly.

Besides, it's not his style.

"Okay, boy, great job, you almost killed the most tasteful criminal in the city, now, I can understand, why are you doing this? Want to be a hero?" Deadpool is bewitched, and those who can't deal with it physically will defeat him mentally. This is the clown's usual method.

Deadpool, the gossip maniac, has not met anyone who is willing to talk to him for many years, and immediately said to the clown: "Well, the protagonist of this story asked me to come and teach you a lesson, if I And he'd give me a lot of money to enjoy life. Well, I'll admit it's a lie, let's just say it's good for me to keep my appearance rate, you know, for a long time You didn't show your face, the audience should forget about your role..."

Suddenly the clown felt something was wrong. He had met countless kinds of people in this world, normal people, neurotics, superheroes, super criminals, no matter what kind of people's thinking, even the craziest mentally ill, they There are rules to follow in his thinking, but only as long as this long-winded guy in front of him doesn't understand what he says, he can't keep up with Deadpool's thinking at all, let alone try to interfere with him.

There is no way, no matter how powerful the clown is, he is not a character who can break the fourth wall after all. Even the clown can't figure out a person like Deadpool who is crazy enough to understand the truth of his own world.

"Well, you're just a dog chasing a car, and you don't know what you're doing, but once you catch up...there's something to do. People like you—no fun."

The Joker moved his cuff towards Deadpool so determinedly, and the next second Deadpool's head was enveloped in a dark green gas. This kind of concentrated clown laughing gas can't be compared with the highly diluted kind used in the hospital. This small mass of highly concentrated laughing gas is the output accumulated by the clown for several years. Alliance giants are not immune, and it can be called the ultimate weapon for the clown to press the bottom of the box.

"What is this, this color is really disgusting, is this green for me? I should think carefully about whether to forgive you."

The clown sat down next to Deadpool, smiled and said to him: "Tell me a joke, there were two mental patients in the past, one told the other, I heard that mental illness can also be contagious, we have to be careful. One person said, but aren't we crazy? The first person said, um, you and I are infected..."

"Hahahaha, it's not funny at all, hahahaha, but why can't I stop laughing, hahahaha..."

Deadpool laughed frantically as if he had lost his self-control, and rolled on the ground while pressing his stomach. The Joker's poisonous gas couldn't kill him, but the effect of causing laughter was irresistible.